diff --git a/code/datums/antagonists/datum_cult.dm b/code/datums/antagonists/datum_cult.dm
index 30c0aa8450..21c8003c17 100644
--- a/code/datums/antagonists/datum_cult.dm
+++ b/code/datums/antagonists/datum_cult.dm
@@ -27,6 +27,7 @@
 	if(mob_override)
 		current = mob_override
 	current.faction |= "cult"
+	current.grant_language(/datum/language/narsie)
 	current.verbs += /mob/living/proc/cult_help
 	communion.Grant(current)
 
@@ -36,6 +37,7 @@
 	if(mob_override)
 		current = mob_override
 	current.faction -= "cult"
+	current.remove_language(/datum/language/narsie)
 	current.verbs -= /mob/living/proc/cult_help
 	communion.Remove(current)
 
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/runes.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/runes.dm
index 3a80ed54b3..f9bbf11280 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/runes.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/runes.dm
@@ -136,7 +136,7 @@ structure_check() searches for nearby cultist structures required for the invoca
 	if(invocation)
 		for(var/M in invokers)
 			var/mob/living/L = M
-			L.say(invocation)
+			L.say(invocation, language = /datum/language/common)
 	do_invoke_glow()
 
 /obj/effect/rune/proc/do_invoke_glow()
@@ -556,9 +556,9 @@ structure_check() searches for nearby cultist structures required for the invoca
 		return
 	rune_in_use = 1
 	if(user.name == "Herbert West")
-		user.say("To life, to life, I bring them!")
+		invocation = "To life, to life, I bring them!"
 	else
-		user.say("Pasnar val'keriam usinar. Savrae ines amutan. Yam'toth remium il'tarat!")
+		invocation = initial(invocation)
 	..()
 	revives_used++
 	mob_to_revive.revive(1, 1) //This does remove disabilities and such, but the rune might actually see some use because of it!
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/runes.dm.rej b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/runes.dm.rej
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..cd7962db1e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/runes.dm.rej
@@ -0,0 +1,10 @@
+diff a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/runes.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/runes.dm	(rejected hunks)
+@@ -516,7 +516,7 @@ structure_check() searches for nearby cultist structures required for the invoca
+ /obj/effect/rune/raise_dead
+ 	cultist_name = "Resurrect Cultist"
+ 	cultist_desc = "requires the corpse of a cultist placed upon the rune. Provided there have been sufficient sacrifices, they will be revived."
+-	invocation = null //Depends on the name of the user - see below
++	invocation = "Pasnar val'keriam usinar. Savrae ines amutan. Yam'toth remium il'tarat!" //Depends on the name of the user - see below
+ 	icon_state = "1"
+ 	color = "#C80000"
+ 	var/static/revives_used = 0
diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/talisman.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/talisman.dm
index 9645b4bbce..cd3431406c 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/cult/talisman.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/cult/talisman.dm
@@ -28,7 +28,7 @@
 	. = successfuluse
 	if(successfuluse) //if the calling whatever says we succeed, do the fancy stuff
 		if(invocation)
-			user.whisper(invocation)
+			user.whisper(invocation, language = /datum/language/common)
 		if(health_cost && iscarbon(user))
 			var/mob/living/carbon/C = user
 			C.apply_damage(health_cost, BRUTE, pick("l_arm", "r_arm"))
diff --git a/code/modules/language/language.dm b/code/modules/language/language.dm
index 4222982182..edbeccb505 100644
--- a/code/modules/language/language.dm
+++ b/code/modules/language/language.dm
@@ -1,4 +1,4 @@
-#define SCRAMBLE_CACHE_LEN 20
+#define SCRAMBLE_CACHE_LEN 50 //maximum of 50 specific scrambled lines per language
 
 /*
 	Datum based languages. Easily editable and modular.
diff --git a/code/modules/language/language.dm.rej b/code/modules/language/language.dm.rej
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..c7f2ac173f
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/language/language.dm.rej
@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+diff a/code/modules/language/language.dm b/code/modules/language/language.dm	(rejected hunks)
+@@ -16,10 +16,10 @@
+ 	// If key is null, then the language isn't real or learnable.
+ 	var/flags                         // Various language flags.
+ 	var/list/syllables                // Used when scrambling text for a non-speaker.
+-	var/list/sentence_chance = 5      // Likelihood of making a new sentence after each syllable.
+-	var/list/space_chance = 55        // Likelihood of getting a space in the random scramble string
++	var/sentence_chance = 5      // Likelihood of making a new sentence after each syllable.
++	var/space_chance = 55        // Likelihood of getting a space in the random scramble string
+ 	var/list/spans = list()
+-	var/static/list/scramble_cache = list()
++	var/list/scramble_cache = list()
+ 	var/default_priority = 0          // the language that an atom knows with the highest "default_priority" is selected by default.
+ 
+ 	// if you are seeing someone speak popcorn language, then something is wrong.
diff --git a/code/modules/language/narsian.dm b/code/modules/language/narsian.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..70966ad880
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/language/narsian.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,43 @@
+/datum/language/narsie
+	name = "Nar-Sian"
+	desc = "The ancient, blood-soaked, impossibly complex language of Nar-Sian cultists."
+	speech_verb = "intones"
+	ask_verb = "inquires"
+	exclaim_verb = "invokes"
+	key = "n"
+	sentence_chance = 8
+	space_chance = 95 //very high due to the potential length of each syllable
+	var/static/list/base_syllables = list(
+		"h", "v", "c", "e", "g", "d", "r", "n", "h", "o", "p",
+		"ra", "so", "at", "il", "ta", "gh", "sh", "ya", "te", "sh", "ol", "ma", "om", "ig", "ni", "in",
+		"sha", "mir", "sas", "mah", "zar", "tok", "lyr", "nqa", "nap", "olt", "val", "qha",
+		"fwe", "ath", "yro", "eth", "gal", "gib", "bar", "jin", "kla", "atu", "kal", "lig",
+		"yoka", "drak", "loso", "arta", "weyh", "ines", "toth", "fara", "amar", "nyag", "eske", "reth", "dedo", "btoh", "nikt", "neth",
+		"kanas", "garis", "uloft", "tarat", "khari", "thnor", "rekka", "ragga", "rfikk", "harfr", "andid", "ethra", "dedol", "totum",
+		"ntrath", "keriam"
+	) //the list of syllables we'll combine with itself to get a larger list of syllables
+	syllables = list(
+		"sha", "mir", "sas", "mah", "hra", "zar", "tok", "lyr", "nqa", "nap", "olt", "val",
+		"yam", "qha", "fel", "det", "fwe", "mah", "erl", "ath", "yro", "eth", "gal", "mud",
+		"gib", "bar", "tea", "fuu", "jin", "kla", "atu", "kal", "lig",
+		"yoka", "drak", "loso", "arta", "weyh", "ines", "toth", "fara", "amar", "nyag", "eske", "reth", "dedo", "btoh", "nikt", "neth", "abis",
+		"kanas", "garis", "uloft", "tarat", "khari", "thnor", "rekka", "ragga", "rfikk", "harfr", "andid", "ethra", "dedol", "totum",
+		"verbot", "pleggh", "ntrath", "barhah", "pasnar", "keriam", "usinar", "savrae", "amutan", "tannin", "remium", "barada",
+		"forbici"
+	) //the base syllables, which include a few rare ones that won't appear in the mixed syllables
+	icon_state = "narsie"
+	default_priority = 10
+
+/datum/language/narsie/New()
+	for(var/syllable in base_syllables) //we only do this once, since there's only ever a single one of each language datum.
+		for(var/target_syllable in base_syllables)
+			if(syllable != target_syllable) //don't combine with yourself
+				if(length(syllable) + length(target_syllable) > 8) //if the resulting syllable would be very long, don't put anything between it
+					syllables += "[syllable][target_syllable]"
+				else if(prob(80)) //we'll be minutely different each round.
+					syllables += "[syllable]'[target_syllable]"
+				else if(prob(25)) //5% chance of - instead of '
+					syllables += "[syllable]-[target_syllable]"
+				else //15% chance of no ' or - at all
+					syllables += "[syllable][target_syllable]"
+	..()
diff --git a/code/modules/language/ratvar.dm b/code/modules/language/ratvarian.dm
similarity index 51%
rename from code/modules/language/ratvar.dm
rename to code/modules/language/ratvarian.dm
index cef4a3164e..b924d2fc79 100644
--- a/code/modules/language/ratvar.dm
+++ b/code/modules/language/ratvarian.dm
@@ -1,14 +1,19 @@
 /datum/language/ratvar
 	name = "Ratvarian"
 	desc = "A timeless language full of power and incomprehensible to the unenlightened."
-	speech_verb = "clinks"
-	ask_verb = "clunks"
-	exclaim_verb = "clanks"
+	var/static/random_speech_verbs = list("clanks", "clinks", "clunks", "clangs")
+	ask_verb = "requests"
+	exclaim_verb = "proclaims"
+	whisper_verb = "imparts"
 	key = "r"
 	default_priority = 10
 	spans = list(SPAN_ROBOT)
-
 	icon_state = "ratvar"
 
 /datum/language/ratvar/scramble(var/input)
 	. = text2ratvar(input)
+
+/datum/language/ratvar/get_spoken_verb(msg_end)
+	if(!msg_end)
+		return pick(random_speech_verbs)
+	return ..()
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/constructs.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/constructs.dm
index b879f1baf6..e682b03870 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/constructs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/constructs.dm
@@ -27,7 +27,8 @@
 	unique_name = 1
 	AIStatus = AI_OFF //normal constructs don't have AI
 	loot = list(/obj/item/weapon/ectoplasm)
-	del_on_death = 1
+	del_on_death = TRUE
+	initial_language_holder = /datum/language_holder/construct
 	deathmessage = "collapses in a shattered heap."
 	var/list/construct_spells = list()
 	var/playstyle_string = "<b>You are a generic construct! Your job is to not exist, and you should probably adminhelp this.</b>"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/shade.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/shade.dm
index 8c08263aa7..4eaa10195b 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/shade.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/shade.dm
@@ -28,7 +28,8 @@
 	status_flags = CANPUSH
 	movement_type = FLYING
 	loot = list(/obj/item/weapon/ectoplasm)
-	del_on_death = 1
+	del_on_death = TRUE
+	initial_language_holder = /datum/language_holder/construct
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/shade/death()
 	deathmessage = "lets out a contented sigh as [p_their()] form unwinds."
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm.rej b/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm.rej
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..c1f978600b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm.rej
@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+diff a/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm b/code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm	(rejected hunks)
+@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@
+ 		/datum/language/common,
+ 		/datum/language/draconic,
+ 		/datum/language/monkey,
++		/datum/language/narsie,
+ 		/datum/language/ratvar
+ 	))
+ 
diff --git a/icons/misc/language.dmi b/icons/misc/language.dmi
index e961c35191..081bbf1aa3 100644
Binary files a/icons/misc/language.dmi and b/icons/misc/language.dmi differ
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index e10d48ca49..d053bedb4f 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -1425,7 +1425,8 @@
 #include "code\modules\language\language_menu.dm"
 #include "code\modules\language\machine.dm"
 #include "code\modules\language\monkey.dm"
-#include "code\modules\language\ratvar.dm"
+#include "code\modules\language\narsian.dm"
+#include "code\modules\language\ratvarian.dm"
 #include "code\modules\language\slime.dm"
 #include "code\modules\language\swarmer.dm"
 #include "code\modules\language\xenocommon.dm"