diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/charger.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/charger.dm
index 3ece5d4e27..49514d0d12 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/charger.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/charger.dm
@@ -3,8 +3,8 @@
 	ranged = 1 //technically
 	ranged_message = "charges"
 	ranged_cooldown_time = 20
-	damage_coeff = list(BRUTE = 0, BURN = 0.5, TOX = 0.5, CLONE = 0.5, STAMINA = 0, OXY = 0.5)
-	playstyle_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>As a <b>charger</b> type you do medium damage, take half damage, immunity to brute damage, move very fast, and can charge at a location, damaging any target hit and forcing them to drop any items they are holding.</span>"
+	damage_coeff = list(BRUTE = 0.2, BURN = 0.5, TOX = 0.5, CLONE = 0.5, STAMINA = 0, OXY = 0.5)
+	playstyle_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>As a <b>charger</b> type you do medium damage, take half damage, have near immunity to brute damage, move very fast, and can charge at a location, damaging any target hit and forcing them to drop any items they are holding.</span>"
 	magic_fluff_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>..And draw the Hunter, an alien master of rapid assault.</span>"
 	tech_fluff_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>Boot sequence complete. Charge modules loaded. Holoparasite swarm online.</span>"
 	carp_fluff_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>CARP CARP CARP! Caught one! It's a charger carp, that likes running at people. But it doesn't have any legs...</span>"
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/fire.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/fire.dm
index b111caae50..718bfd71af 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/fire.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/guardian/types/fire.dm
@@ -6,8 +6,8 @@
 	attack_sound = 'sound/items/welder.ogg'
 	attacktext = "ignites"
 	melee_damage_type = BURN
-	damage_coeff = list(BRUTE = 0.7, BURN = 0, TOX = 0.7, CLONE = 0.7, STAMINA = 0, OXY = 0.7)
-	playstyle_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>As a <b>chaos</b> type, you take 30% damage reduction to all but burn, which you are immune to. You will ignite any enemy you bump into. in addition, your melee attacks will cause human targets to see everyone as you.</span>"
+	damage_coeff = list(BRUTE = 0.7, BURN = 0.1, TOX = 0.7, CLONE = 0.7, STAMINA = 0, OXY = 0.7)
+	playstyle_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>As a <b>chaos</b> type, you take 30% damage reduction to all but burn, which you are almost immune to. You will ignite any enemy you bump into. in addition, your melee attacks will cause human targets to see everyone as you.</span>"
 	magic_fluff_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>..And draw the Wizard, bringer of endless chaos!</span>"
 	tech_fluff_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>Boot sequence complete. Crowd control modules activated. Holoparasite swarm online.</span>"
 	carp_fluff_string = "<span class='holoparasite'>CARP CARP CARP! You caught one! OH GOD, EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE. Except you and the fish.</span>"