diff --git a/code/_globalvars/genetics.dm b/code/_globalvars/genetics.dm
index 7016415d48..3dcbd50bee 100644
--- a/code/_globalvars/genetics.dm
+++ b/code/_globalvars/genetics.dm
@@ -1,3 +1,4 @@
+<<<<<<< HEAD
 	//////////////
 GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(NEARSIGHTBLOCK, 0)
 GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(EPILEPSYBLOCK, 0)
@@ -25,4 +26,33 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(global_mutations) // list of hidden mutation things
 
 GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(bad_mutations)
 GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(good_mutations)
+=======
+	//////////////
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(NEARSIGHTBLOCK, 0)
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(EPILEPSYBLOCK, 0)
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(COUGHBLOCK, 0)
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(TOURETTESBLOCK, 0)
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(NERVOUSBLOCK, 0)
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(BLINDBLOCK, 0)
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(DEAFBLOCK, 0)
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(HULKBLOCK, 0)
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(TELEBLOCK, 0)
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(FIREBLOCK, 0)
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(XRAYBLOCK, 0)
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(CLUMSYBLOCK, 0)
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(STRANGEBLOCK, 0)
+GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(RACEBLOCK, 0)
+
+GLOBAL_LIST(bad_se_blocks)
+GLOBAL_LIST(good_se_blocks)
+GLOBAL_LIST(op_se_blocks)
+
+GLOBAL_VAR(NULLED_SE)
+GLOBAL_VAR(NULLED_UI)
+
+GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(global_mutations) // list of hidden mutation things
+
+GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(bad_mutations)
+GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(good_mutations)
+>>>>>>> d1c1a28... adds italian moustache that makes you italian (#35426)
 GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(not_good_mutations)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm b/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm
index 38c7e2d118..446a15c547 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/masks/miscellaneous.dm
@@ -40,6 +40,63 @@
 	icon_state = "fake-moustache"
 	flags_inv = HIDEFACE
 
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/fakemoustache/italian
+	name = "italian moustache"
+	desc = "Made from authentic Italian moustache hairs. Gives the wearer an irresistable urge to gesticulate wildly."
+
+/obj/item/clothing/mask/fakemoustache/italian/speechModification(message)
+	if(copytext(message, 1, 2) != "*")
+		message = " [message] "
+		message = replacetext(message," mom "," mamma ")
+		message = replacetext(message," dad "," pappa ")
+		message = replacetext(message," baby ",pick(" bambino "," little sausage roll "))
+		message = replacetext(message,"spicy","a-spicy")
+		message = replacetext(message,"I'm","I'm-a")
+		message = replacetext(message," friend "," enemy-a ")
+		message = replacetext(message," enemy "," friend-a ")
+		message = replacetext(message,"traitor","mafioso")
+		message = replacetext(message," operative "," greek ")
+		message = replacetext(message," op "," greek ")
+		message = replacetext(message," ops "," greeks")
+		message = replacetext(message," operative "," greek")
+		message = replacetext(message," operatives "," greeks")
+		message = replacetext(message," nuke"," spiciest-a meatball")
+		message = replacetext(message," good"," molto bene")
+		message = replacetext(message," why"," for-a what reason")
+		message = replacetext(message," my "," my-a ")
+		message = replacetext(message,"it's","it's-a")
+		message = replacetext(message," bad"," molto male")
+		message = replacetext(message," sing "," sing-a ")
+		message = replacetext(message," cook "," cook-a ")
+		message = replacetext(message," want "," want-a ")
+		message = replacetext(message," what's "," what's-a ")
+		message = replacetext(message," shitcurity"," carabinieri")
+		message = replacetext(message," shitsec"," carabinieri")
+		message = replacetext(message," and "," and-a ")
+		message = replacetext(message," am "," am-a ")
+		message = replacetext(message," assistant "," goombah ")
+		message = replacetext(message," greytide "," curvisti ")
+		message = replacetext(message," greytider "," curvisti ")
+		message = replacetext(message," captain "," capitano ")
+		message = replacetext(message," sec "," polizia ")
+		message = replacetext(message," security "," polizia ")
+		message = replacetext(message,"cheese",pick("parmesano","gorgonzola"))
+		message = replacetext(message," meat",pick(" pepperoni"," prosciutto"))
+		message = replacetext(message,"who's","who's-a")
+		message = replacetext(message,"hello",pick("ciao","buongiorno"))
+		message = replacetext(message," bye ",pick(" ciao "," arrivederci "))
+		message = replacetext(message,"thing","thing-a")
+		message = replacetext(message,"whose","whose-a")
+		message = replacetext(message,"thanks","grazie")
+		message = replacetext(message," wine"," vino")
+		message = replacetext(message,"could","could-a")
+		message = replacetext(message," use"," use-a")
+		message = replacetext(message," make"," make-a")
+		message = replacetext(message,"spaghetti", "SPAGHETT")
+		if(prob(3))
+			message += pick(" Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli!"," Mamma-mia!"," Mamma-mia! That's a spicy meat-ball!", " La la la la la funiculi funicula!")
+	return trim(message)
+
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/joy
 	name = "joy mask"
 	desc = "Express your happiness or hide your sorrows with this laughing face with crying tears of joy cutout."
diff --git a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_service.dm b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_service.dm
index ee44a16db5..11c661ce4b 100644
--- a/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_service.dm
+++ b/code/modules/jobs/job_types/cargo_service.dm
@@ -195,6 +195,7 @@ Cook
 	uniform = /obj/item/clothing/under/rank/chef
 	suit = /obj/item/clothing/suit/toggle/chef
 	head = /obj/item/clothing/head/chefhat
+	mask = /obj/item/clothing/mask/fakemoustache/italian
 	backpack_contents = list(/obj/item/sharpener = 1)
 
 /datum/outfit/job/cook/pre_equip(mob/living/carbon/human/H, visualsOnly = FALSE)