diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/dynamic/dynamic_storytellers.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/dynamic/dynamic_storytellers.dm
index 069c73a421..56237ef897 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/dynamic/dynamic_storytellers.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/dynamic/dynamic_storytellers.dm
@@ -1,16 +1,22 @@
 /datum/dynamic_storyteller
-	var/name = "none"
-	var/config_tag = null
-	var/desc = "A coder's idiocy."
-	var/list/property_weights = list()
-	var/curve_centre = 0
-	var/curve_width = 1.8
+	var/name = "none" // Name for voting.
+	var/config_tag = null // Config tag for config weights.
+	var/desc = "A coder's idiocy." // Description for voting.
+	var/list/property_weights = list() // See below.
+	var/curve_centre = 0 // As GLOB.dynamic_curve_centre.
+	var/curve_width = 1.8 // As GLOB.dynamic_curve_width.
 	var/forced_threat_level = -1
+	/*
+		NO_ASSASSIN: Will not have permanent assassination targets.
+		WAROPS_ALWAYS_ALLOWED: Can always do warops, regardless of threat level.
+		USE_PREF_WEIGHTS: Will use peoples' preferences to change the threat centre.
+	*/
 	var/flags = 0
-	var/weight = 3 // how many rounds need to have been recently played for this storyteller to be left out of the vote
-	var/event_frequency_lower = 6 MINUTES
-	var/event_frequency_upper = 20 MINUTES
-	var/datum/game_mode/dynamic/mode = null
+	var/weight = 3 // Weights for randomly picking storyteller. Multiplied by score after voting.
+	var/event_frequency_lower = 6 MINUTES // How rare events will be, at least.
+	var/event_frequency_upper = 20 MINUTES // How rare events will be, at most.
+	var/pop_antag_ratio = 5 // How many non-antags there should be vs antags.
+	var/datum/game_mode/dynamic/mode = null // Cached as soon as it's made, by dynamic.
 
 /**
 Property weights are: 
@@ -80,7 +86,7 @@ Property weights are:
 	var/chance = 0
 	// If the high pop override is in effect, we reduce the impact of population on the antag injection chance
 	var/high_pop_factor = (mode.current_players[CURRENT_LIVING_PLAYERS].len >= GLOB.dynamic_high_pop_limit)
-	var/max_pop_per_antag = max(5,15 - round(mode.threat_level/10) - round(mode.current_players[CURRENT_LIVING_PLAYERS].len/(high_pop_factor ? 10 : 5)))
+	var/max_pop_per_antag = max(pop_antag_ratio,15 - round(mode.threat_level/10) - round(mode.current_players[CURRENT_LIVING_PLAYERS].len/(high_pop_factor ? 10 : 5)))
 	if (!mode.current_players[CURRENT_LIVING_ANTAGS].len)
 		chance += 80 // No antags at all? let's boost those odds!
 	else
@@ -173,12 +179,13 @@ Property weights are:
 	name = "Chaotic"
 	config_tag = "chaotic"
 	curve_centre = 10
-	desc = "Chaos: high. Variation: high. Likely antags: clock cult, revs, wizard."
+	desc = "High chaos modes. Revs, wizard, clock cult. Multiple antags at once. Chaos is kept up all round."
 	property_weights = list("extended" = -1, "chaos" = 10)
 	weight = 1
 	event_frequency_lower = 2 MINUTES
 	event_frequency_upper = 10 MINUTES
 	flags = WAROPS_ALWAYS_ALLOWED
+	pop_antag_ratio = 4
 	var/refund_cooldown = 0
 	
 /datum/dynamic_storyteller/cowabunga/get_midround_cooldown()
@@ -189,14 +196,14 @@ Property weights are:
 
 /datum/dynamic_storyteller/cowabunga/do_process()
 	if(refund_cooldown < world.time)
-		mode.refund_threat(20)
-		mode.log_threat("Cowabunga it is. Refunded 20 threat. Threat is now [mode.threat].")
-		refund_cooldown = world.time + 600 SECONDS
+		mode.refund_threat(40)
+		mode.log_threat("Chaotic storyteller refunded 40 threat. Threat is now [mode.threat].")
+		refund_cooldown = world.time + 1200 SECONDS
 
 /datum/dynamic_storyteller/team
 	name = "Teamwork"
 	config_tag = "teamwork"
-	desc = "Chaos: high. Variation: low. Likely antags: nukies, clockwork cult, wizard, blob, xenomorph."
+	desc = "Modes where the crew must band together. Nukies, xenos, blob. Only one antag threat at once."
 	curve_centre = 2
 	curve_width = 1.5
 	weight = 2
@@ -209,17 +216,17 @@ Property weights are:
 /datum/dynamic_storyteller/conversion
 	name = "Conversion"
 	config_tag = "conversion"
-	desc = "Chaos: high. Variation: medium. Likely antags: cults, bloodsuckers, revs."
+	desc = "Conversion antags. Cults, revs."
 	curve_centre = 3
 	curve_width = 1
-	weight = 2
+	weight = 0
 	flags = WAROPS_ALWAYS_ALLOWED
 	property_weights = list("valid" = 1, "conversion" = 20)
 
 /datum/dynamic_storyteller/classic
 	name = "Random"
 	config_tag = "random"
-	desc = "Chaos: varies. Variation: highest. No special weights attached."
+	desc = "No special weights attached. Anything goes."
 	weight = 6
 	flags = USE_PREF_WEIGHTS
 	curve_width = 4
@@ -227,38 +234,36 @@ Property weights are:
 /datum/dynamic_storyteller/memes
 	name = "Story"
 	config_tag = "story"
-	desc = "Chaos: varies. Variation: high. Likely antags: abductors, nukies, wizard, traitor."
+	desc = "Antags with options for loadouts and gimmicks. Traitor, wizard, nukies."
 	weight = 4
-	flags = USE_PREF_WEIGHTS
 	curve_width = 4
+	pop_antag_ratio = 7
 	property_weights = list("story_potential" = 10)
 
 /datum/dynamic_storyteller/suspicion
 	name = "Intrigue"
 	config_tag = "intrigue"
-	desc = "Chaos: low. Variation: high. Likely antags: traitor, bloodsucker. Rare: revs, blood cult."
+	desc = "Antags that instill distrust in the crew. Traitors, bloodsuckers."
 	weight = 4
-	flags = USE_PREF_WEIGHTS
 	curve_width = 4
+	pop_antag_ratio = 7
 	property_weights = list("trust" = -5)
 
 /datum/dynamic_storyteller/liteextended
 	name = "Calm"
 	config_tag = "calm"
-	desc = "Chaos: low. Variation: medium. Likely antags: bloodsuckers, traitors, sentient disease, revenant."
+	desc = "Low-chaos round. Few antags. No conversion."
 	curve_centre = -5
 	curve_width = 0.5
 	flags = NO_ASSASSIN
 	weight = 2
+	pop_antag_ratio = 10
 	property_weights = list("extended" = 1, "chaos" = -1, "valid" = -1, "story_potential" = 1, "conversion" = -10)
 
-/datum/dynamic_storyteller/liteextended/get_injection_chance(dry_run = FALSE)
-	return ..()/2
-
 /datum/dynamic_storyteller/extended
 	name = "Extended"
 	config_tag = "extended"
-	desc = "Chaos: none. Variation: none. Likely antags: none."
+	desc = "No antags. No dangerous events."
 	curve_centre = -20
 	weight = 0
 	curve_width = 0.5