diff --git a/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm b/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm
index 126c1ea4c6..e8f718e590 100644
--- a/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm
+++ b/code/_onclick/item_attack.dm
@@ -125,7 +125,11 @@
 			if(prob(33))
 				I.add_mob_blood(src)
 				var/turf/location = get_turf(src)
-				bleed(totitemdamage)
+				if(iscarbon(src))
+					var/mob/living/carbon/C = src
+					C.bleed(totitemdamage)
+				else
+					add_splatter_floor(location)
 				if(totitemdamage >= 10 && get_dist(user, src) <= 1)	//people with TK won't get smeared with blood
 					user.add_mob_blood(src)
 		return TRUE //successful attack
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/doors/door.dm b/code/game/machinery/doors/door.dm
index 99b3120b0f..9c01c186e1 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/doors/door.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/doors/door.dm
@@ -327,7 +327,11 @@
 			L.adjustBruteLoss(DOOR_CRUSH_DAMAGE)
 		var/turf/location = get_turf(src)
 		//add_blood doesn't work for borgs/xenos, but add_blood_floor does.
-		L.bleed(DOOR_CRUSH_DAMAGE)
+		if(iscarbon(L))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/C = L
+			C.bleed(DOOR_CRUSH_DAMAGE)
+		else
+			L.add_splatter_floor(location)
 	for(var/obj/mecha/M in get_turf(src))
 		M.take_damage(DOOR_CRUSH_DAMAGE)
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/kitchen_spike.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/kitchen_spike.dm
index 75b34b22f6..b9a75f88af 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/kitchen_spike.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/kitchen_spike.dm
@@ -75,7 +75,11 @@
 			L.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] slams [L] onto the meat spike!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>[user] slams you onto the meat spike!</span>", "<span class='italics'>You hear a squishy wet noise.</span>")
 			L.forceMove(drop_location())
 			L.emote("scream")
-			L.bleed(30)
+			if(iscarbon(L))
+				var/mob/living/carbon/C = L
+				C.bleed(30)
+			else
+				L.add_splatter_floor()
 			L.adjustBruteLoss(30)
 			L.setDir(2)
 			buckle_mob(L, force=1)