diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/implants/implantchair.dm b/code/game/objects/items/implants/implantchair.dm
index 30a55ab54e..2f59020cbe 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/implants/implantchair.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/implants/implantchair.dm
@@ -1,191 +1,3 @@
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair
-	name = "mindshield implanter"
-	desc = "Used to implant occupants with mindshield implants."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/machines/implantchair.dmi'
-	icon_state = "implantchair"
-	density = TRUE
-	opacity = 0
-	anchored = TRUE
-
-	var/ready = TRUE
-	var/replenishing = FALSE
-
-	var/ready_implants = 5
-	var/max_implants = 5
-	var/injection_cooldown = 600
-	var/replenish_cooldown = 6000
-	var/implant_type = /obj/item/implant/mindshield
-	var/auto_inject = FALSE
-	var/auto_replenish = TRUE
-	var/special = FALSE
-	var/special_name = "special function"
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/Initialize()
-	. = ..()
-	open_machine()
-	update_icon()
-
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/ui_interact(mob/user, ui_key = "main", datum/tgui/ui = null, force_open = FALSE, datum/tgui/master_ui = null, datum/ui_state/state = GLOB.notcontained_state)
-	ui = SStgui.try_update_ui(user, src, ui_key, ui, force_open)
-	if(!ui)
-		ui = new(user, src, ui_key, "implantchair", name, 375, 280, master_ui, state)
-		ui.open()
-
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/ui_data()
-	var/list/data = list()
-	data["occupied"] = occupant ? 1 : 0
-	data["open"] = state_open
-
-	data["occupant"] = list()
-	if(occupant)
-		var/mob/living/mob_occupant = occupant
-		data["occupant"]["name"] = mob_occupant.name
-		data["occupant"]["stat"] = mob_occupant.stat
-
-	data["special_name"] = special ? special_name : null
-	data["ready_implants"]  = ready_implants
-	data["ready"] = ready
-	data["replenishing"] = replenishing
-
-	return data
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/ui_act(action, params)
-	if(..())
-		return
-	switch(action)
-		if("door")
-			if(state_open)
-				close_machine()
-			else
-				open_machine()
-			. = TRUE
-		if("implant")
-			implant(occupant,usr)
-			. = TRUE
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/proc/implant(mob/living/M,mob/user)
-	if (!istype(M))
-		return
-	if(!ready_implants || !ready)
-		return
-	if(implant_action(M,user))
-		ready_implants--
-		if(!replenishing && auto_replenish)
-			replenishing = TRUE
-			addtimer(CALLBACK(src,"replenish"),replenish_cooldown)
-		if(injection_cooldown > 0)
-			ready = FALSE
-			addtimer(CALLBACK(src,"set_ready"),injection_cooldown)
-	else
-		playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/machines/buzz-sigh.ogg', 25, 1)
-	update_icon()
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/proc/implant_action(mob/living/M)
-	var/obj/item/implant/I = new implant_type
-	if(I.implant(M))
-		visible_message("<span class='warning'>[M] has been implanted by the [name].</span>")
-		return 1
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/update_icon()
-	icon_state = initial(icon_state)
-	if(state_open)
-		icon_state += "_open"
-	if(occupant)
-		icon_state += "_occupied"
-	if(ready)
-		add_overlay("ready")
-	else
-		cut_overlays()
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/proc/replenish()
-	if(ready_implants < max_implants)
-		ready_implants++
-	if(ready_implants < max_implants)
-		addtimer(CALLBACK(src,"replenish"),replenish_cooldown)
-	else
-		replenishing = FALSE
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/proc/set_ready()
-	ready = TRUE
-	update_icon()
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/container_resist(mob/living/user)
-	if(state_open)
-		return
-	user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_BREAKOUT)
-	user.last_special = world.time + CLICK_CD_BREAKOUT
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You lean on the back of [src] and start pushing the door open... (this will take about about a minute.)</span>")
-	audible_message("<span class='italics'>You hear a metallic creaking from [src]!</span>",hearing_distance = 2)
-
-	if(do_after(user, 600, target = src))
-		if(!user || user.stat != CONSCIOUS || user.loc != src || state_open)
-			return
-		visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] successfully broke out of [src]!</span>")
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You successfully break out of [src]!</span>")
-		open_machine()
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/relaymove(mob/user)
-	container_resist(user)
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/MouseDrop_T(mob/target, mob/user)
-	if(user.stat || user.lying || !Adjacent(user) || !user.Adjacent(target) || !isliving(target) || !user.IsAdvancedToolUser())
-		return
-	close_machine(target)
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/close_machine(mob/living/user)
-	if((isnull(user) || istype(user)) && state_open)
-		..(user)
-		if(auto_inject && ready && ready_implants > 0)
-			implant(user,null)
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/genepurge
-	name = "Genetic purifier"
-	desc = "Used to purge human genome of foreign influences"
-	special = TRUE
-	special_name = "Purge genome"
-	injection_cooldown = 0
-	replenish_cooldown = 300
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/genepurge/implant_action(mob/living/carbon/human/H,mob/user)
-	if(!istype(H))
-		return 0
-	H.set_species(/datum/species/human, 1)//lizards go home
-	purrbation_remove(H)//remove cats
-	H.dna.remove_all_mutations()//hulks out
-	return 1
-
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/brainwash
-	name = "Neural Imprinter"
-	desc = "Used to <s>indoctrinate</s> rehabilitate hardened recidivists."
-	special_name = "Imprint"
-	injection_cooldown = 3000
-	auto_inject = FALSE
-	auto_replenish = FALSE
-	special = TRUE
-	var/objective = "Obey the law. Praise Nanotrasen."
-	var/custom = FALSE
-
-/obj/machinery/implantchair/brainwash/implant_action(mob/living/C,mob/user)
-	if(!istype(C) || !C.mind) // I don't know how this makes any sense for silicons but laws trump objectives anyway.
-		return 0
-	if(custom)
-		if(!user || !user.Adjacent(src))
-			return 0
-		objective = stripped_input(usr,"What order do you want to imprint on [C]?","Enter the order","",120)
-		message_admins("[key_name_admin(user)] set brainwash machine objective to '[objective]'.")
-		log_game("[key_name_admin(user)] set brainwash machine objective to '[objective]'.")
-	var/datum/objective/custom_objective = new/datum/objective(objective)
-	custom_objective.owner = C.mind
-	C.mind.objectives += custom_objective
-	C.mind.announce_objectives()
-	message_admins("[key_name_admin(user)] brainwashed [key_name_admin(C)] with objective '[objective]'.")
-	log_game("[key_name_admin(user)] brainwashed [key_name_admin(C)] with objective '[objective]'.")
-	return 1
-
 /obj/machinery/implantchair
 	name = "mindshield implanter"
 	desc = "Used to implant occupants with mindshield implants."