diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/flora.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/flora.dm
index bd65a8b422..7c73a1fd8c 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/flora.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/flora.dm
@@ -101,6 +101,12 @@
 	icon_state = "festivus_pole"
 	desc = "During last year's Feats of Strength the Research Director was able to suplex this passing immobile rod into a planter."
 
+/obj/structure/festivus/anchored
+	name = "suplexed rod"
+	desc = "A true feat of strength, almost as good as last year."
+	icon_state = "anchored_rod"
+	anchored = TRUE
+
 /obj/structure/flora/tree/dead/Initialize()
 	icon_state = "tree_[rand(1, 6)]"
 	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm b/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm
index abf13bcab9..d9654b395d 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/immovable_rod.dm
@@ -45,6 +45,7 @@ In my current plan for it, 'solid' will be defined as anything with density == 1
 	throwforce = 100
 	density = TRUE
 	anchored = TRUE
+	var/mob/living/wizard
 	var/z_original = 0
 	var/destination
 	var/notify = TRUE
@@ -140,3 +141,23 @@ In my current plan for it, 'solid' will be defined as anything with density == 1
 		H.adjustBruteLoss(160)
 	if(L && (L.density || prob(10)))
 		L.ex_act(EXPLODE_HEAVY)
+
+obj/effect/immovablerod/attack_hand(mob/living/user)
+	if(ishuman(user))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/U = user
+		if(U.job in list("Research Director"))
+			playsound(src, 'sound/effects/meteorimpact.ogg', 100, 1)
+			for(var/mob/M in urange(8, src))
+				if(!M.stat)
+					shake_camera(M, 2, 3)
+			if(wizard)
+				U.visible_message("<span class='boldwarning'>[src] transforms into [wizard] as [U] suplexes them!</span>", "<span class='warning'>As you grab [src], it suddenly turns into [wizard] as you suplex them!</span>")
+				to_chat(wizard, "<span class='boldwarning'>You're suddenly jolted out of rod-form as [U] somehow manages to grab you, slamming you into the ground!</span>")
+				wizard.Stun(60)
+				wizard.apply_damage(25, BRUTE)
+				qdel(src)
+			else
+				U.visible_message("<span class='boldwarning'>[U] suplexes [src] into the ground!</span>", "<span class='warning'>You suplex [src] into the ground!</span>")
+				new /obj/structure/festivus/anchored(drop_location())
+				new /obj/effect/anomaly/flux(drop_location())
+				qdel(src)
diff --git a/code/modules/spells/spell_types/rod_form.dm b/code/modules/spells/spell_types/rod_form.dm
index 06f38b8346..5a532db7ac 100644
--- a/code/modules/spells/spell_types/rod_form.dm
+++ b/code/modules/spells/spell_types/rod_form.dm
@@ -28,7 +28,6 @@
 /obj/effect/immovablerod/wizard
 	var/max_distance = 13
 	var/damage_bonus = 0
-	var/mob/living/wizard
 	var/turf/start_turf
 	notify = FALSE
 
diff --git a/icons/obj/flora/pinetrees.dmi b/icons/obj/flora/pinetrees.dmi
index a68e0388b0..3ee4a89f07 100644
Binary files a/icons/obj/flora/pinetrees.dmi and b/icons/obj/flora/pinetrees.dmi differ