Ports Stripping log when dc'd

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defines.dm

@@ -52,6 +52,9 @@
 	var/obj/item/l_store = null
 	var/obj/item/s_store = null
 
+	/// When an braindead player has their equipment fiddled with, we log that info here for when they come back so they know who took their ID while they were DC'd for 30 seconds
+	var/list/afk_thefts
+
 	var/special_voice = "" // For changing our voice. Used by a symptom.
 
 	var/bleedsuppress = 0 //for stopping bloodloss, eventually this will be limb-based like bleeding

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/login.dm

@@ -2,3 +2,33 @@
 	..()
 	if(dna?.species?.has_field_of_vision && CONFIG_GET(flag/use_field_of_vision))
 		LoadComponent(/datum/component/field_of_vision, field_of_vision_type)
+
+	if(!LAZYLEN(afk_thefts))
+		return
+
+	var/list/print_msg = list()
+	print_msg += "<span class='info'>*---------*</span>"
+	print_msg += "<span class='userdanger'>As you snap back to consciousness, you recall people messing with your stuff...</span>"
+
+	afk_thefts = reverseRange(afk_thefts)
+
+	for(var/list/iter_theft as anything in afk_thefts)
+		if(!islist(iter_theft) || LAZYLEN(iter_theft) != AFK_THEFT_TIME)
+			stack_trace("[src] ([ckey]) returned to their body and had a null/malformed afk_theft entry. Contents: [json_encode(iter_theft)]")
+			continue
+
+		var/thief_name = iter_theft[AFK_THEFT_NAME]
+		var/theft_message = iter_theft[AFK_THEFT_MESSAGE]
+		var/time_since = world.time - iter_theft[AFK_THEFT_TIME]
+
+		if(time_since > AFK_THEFT_FORGET_DETAILS_TIME)
+			print_msg += "\t<span class='danger'><b>Someone [theft_message], but it was at least [DisplayTimeText(AFK_THEFT_FORGET_DETAILS_TIME)] ago.</b></span>"
+		else
+			print_msg += "\t<span class='danger'><b>[thief_name] [theft_message] roughly [DisplayTimeText(time_since, 10)] ago.</b></span>"
+
+	if(LAZYLEN(afk_thefts) >= AFK_THEFT_MAX_MESSAGES)
+		print_msg += "<span class='warning'>There may have been more, but that's all you can remember...</span>"
+	print_msg += "<span class='info'>*---------*</span>"
+
+	to_chat(src, print_msg.Join("\n"))
+	LAZYNULL(afk_thefts)

code/modules/mob/living/living.dm

@@ -911,6 +911,12 @@
 					"<span class='userdanger'>[src] tries to remove your [what.name].</span>", target = src,
 					target_message = "<span class='danger'>You try to remove [who]'s [what.name].</span>")
 		what.add_fingerprint(src)
+		if(ishuman(who))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim_human = who
+			if(victim_human.key && !victim_human.client) // AKA braindead
+				if(victim_human.stat <= SOFT_CRIT && LAZYLEN(victim_human.afk_thefts) <= AFK_THEFT_MAX_MESSAGES)
+					var/list/new_entry = list(list(src.name, "tried unequipping your [what]", world.time))
+					LAZYADD(victim_human.afk_thefts, new_entry)
 	else
 		to_chat(src,"<span class='notice'>You try to remove [who]'s [what.name].</span>")
 		what.add_fingerprint(src)
@@ -957,6 +963,13 @@
 			to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>\The [what.name] doesn't fit in that place!</span>")
 			return
 
+		if(ishuman(who))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/victim_human = who
+			if(victim_human.key && !victim_human.client) // AKA braindead
+				if(victim_human.stat <= SOFT_CRIT && LAZYLEN(victim_human.afk_thefts) <= AFK_THEFT_MAX_MESSAGES)
+					var/list/new_entry = list(list(src.name, "tried equipping you with [what]", world.time))
+					LAZYADD(victim_human.afk_thefts, new_entry)
+
 		who.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] tries to put [what] on [who].</span>",
 			"<span class='notice'>[src] tries to put [what] on you.</span>", target = src,
 			target_message = "<span class='notice'>You try to put [what] on [who].</span>")