diff --git a/code/modules/vending/kinkmate.dm b/code/modules/vending/kinkmate.dm
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+/obj/machinery/vending/kink
+	name = "KinkMate"
+	desc = "A vending machine for all your unmentionable desires."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/citvending.dmi'
+	icon_state = "kink"
+	circuit = /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/kinkmate
+	product_slogans = "Kinky!;Sexy!;Check me out, big boy!"
+	vend_reply = "Have fun, you shameless pervert!"
+	products = list(
+				/obj/item/clothing/under/maid = 5,
+				/obj/item/clothing/under/janimaid = 5,
+				/obj/item/clothing/neck/petcollar = 5,
+				/obj/item/clothing/neck/petcollar/choker = 5,
+				/obj/item/clothing/neck/petcollar/leather = 5,
+				/obj/item/restraints/handcuffs/fake/kinky = 5,
+				/obj/item/clothing/glasses/sunglasses/blindfold = 4,
+				/obj/item/clothing/mask/muzzle = 4,
+				/obj/item/clothing/under/stripper_pink = 3,
+				/obj/item/clothing/under/stripper_green = 3,
+				/obj/item/clothing/under/corset = 3,
+				/obj/item/clothing/under/gear_harness = 10,
+				/obj/item/dildo/custom = 5,
+				/obj/item/electropack/shockcollar = 3,
+				/obj/item/assembly/signaler = 3
+				)
+	contraband = list(
+				/obj/item/clothing/neck/petcollar/locked = 2,
+				/obj/item/key/collar = 2,
+				/obj/item/clothing/head/kitty = 3,
+				/obj/item/clothing/head/rabbitears = 3,
+				/obj/item/clothing/under/keyholesweater = 2,
+				/obj/item/clothing/under/mankini = 2,
+				/obj/item/clothing/under/jabroni = 2,
+				/obj/item/dildo/flared/huge = 3,
+				/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/crocin = 5,
+				/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/camphor = 5
+				)
+	premium = list(
+				/obj/item/clothing/accessory/skullcodpiece/fake = 3,
+				/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/hexacrocin = 10,
+				/obj/item/clothing/under/pants/chaps = 5
+				)
+	refill_canister = /obj/item/vending_refill/kink