diff --git a/_maps/map_files/BoxStation/BoxStation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/BoxStation/BoxStation.dmm
index 295507f2b8..4643e69451 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/BoxStation/BoxStation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/BoxStation/BoxStation.dmm
@@ -13533,8 +13533,7 @@
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/library)
 "aHc" = (
-/obj/structure/table/wood,
-/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/dice,
+/obj/machinery/vending/games,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/library)
 "aHd" = (
@@ -100607,7 +100606,7 @@ bZQ
 caP
 cbO
 ccJ
-cdM
+bLS
 bLS
 cfp
 cge
@@ -103891,7 +103890,7 @@ aFu
 aHc
 aIw
 aJS
-cAM
+aJS
 aMJ
 aNP
 aOS
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm b/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm
index 4a3f322e34..50897e1020 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/Deltastation/DeltaStation2.dmm
@@ -64517,20 +64517,11 @@
 /area/library)
 "cBc" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
-/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/dice,
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/scrubbers/hidden,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet,
 /area/library)
 "cBd" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
-/obj/item/toy/cards/deck/cas{
-	pixel_x = -5;
-	pixel_y = 5
-	},
-/obj/item/toy/cards/deck/cas/black{
-	pixel_x = 5;
-	pixel_y = 5
-	},
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/supply/hidden,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet,
 /area/library)
@@ -66179,20 +66170,10 @@
 /turf/open/floor/plasteel/dark,
 /area/library)
 "cEt" = (
-/obj/structure/table/wood,
-/obj/item/dice/d20{
-	pixel_x = 3;
-	pixel_y = 3
-	},
-/obj/item/dice/d10{
-	pixel_x = -3
-	},
-/obj/machinery/computer/security/telescreen/entertainment{
-	pixel_y = -32
-	},
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/simple/supply/hidden{
 	dir = 4
 	},
+/obj/machinery/vending/games,
 /turf/open/floor/plasteel/vault{
 	dir = 5
 	},
@@ -104817,6 +104798,12 @@
 /obj/machinery/vending/kink,
 /turf/open/floor/plating,
 /area/crew_quarters/abandoned_gambling_den)
+"ehP" = (
+/obj/machinery/computer/security/telescreen/entertainment{
+	pixel_y = -32
+	},
+/turf/open/floor/plasteel/dark,
+/area/library)
 
 (1,1,1) = {"
 aaa
@@ -135548,7 +135535,7 @@ cxW
 czE
 cBc
 cCI
-cwq
+ehP
 caG
 cHA
 ceb
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm
index 8fddd39b5a..e036b2bbd5 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/MetaStation/MetaStation.dmm
@@ -45185,10 +45185,8 @@
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/library)
 "bPU" = (
-/obj/structure/table/wood,
-/obj/item/dice/d20,
-/obj/item/dice,
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/cobweb/cobweb2,
+/obj/machinery/vending/games,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/library)
 "bPV" = (
@@ -46916,25 +46914,12 @@
 	dir = 1;
 	network = list("SS13")
 	},
-/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/dice,
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/library)
 "bTz" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
 /obj/machinery/light,
-/obj/item/toy/cards/deck/cas/black{
-	pixel_x = -2;
-	pixel_y = 6
-	},
-/obj/item/toy/cards/deck{
-	pixel_x = 2;
-	pixel_y = 7
-	},
-/obj/item/toy/cards/deck/cas{
-	pixel_x = -1;
-	pixel_y = 2
-	},
 /turf/open/floor/wood,
 /area/library)
 "bTA" = (
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/OmegaStation/OmegaStation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/OmegaStation/OmegaStation.dmm
index 4bc1594c20..ee47021946 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/OmegaStation/OmegaStation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/OmegaStation/OmegaStation.dmm
@@ -23569,6 +23569,7 @@
 /obj/structure/sign/nosmoking_2{
 	pixel_y = 32
 	},
+/obj/machinery/vending/games,
 /turf/open/floor/plasteel/dark,
 /area/library)
 "aRW" = (
@@ -23593,13 +23594,6 @@
 /area/library)
 "aRY" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
-/obj/item/dice/d20{
-	pixel_x = 3;
-	pixel_y = 3
-	},
-/obj/item/dice/d10{
-	pixel_x = -3
-	},
 /obj/machinery/firealarm{
 	pixel_y = 24
 	},
@@ -24089,21 +24083,12 @@
 /area/library)
 "aTf" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
-/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/dice,
 /turf/open/floor/plasteel/vault{
 	dir = 5
 	},
 /area/library)
 "aTg" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood,
-/obj/item/toy/cards/deck/cas{
-	pixel_x = -5;
-	pixel_y = 5
-	},
-/obj/item/toy/cards/deck/cas/black{
-	pixel_x = 5;
-	pixel_y = 5
-	},
 /turf/open/floor/plasteel/dark,
 /area/library)
 "aTh" = (
diff --git a/_maps/map_files/PubbyStation/PubbyStation.dmm b/_maps/map_files/PubbyStation/PubbyStation.dmm
index e6187cf236..43ab243361 100644
--- a/_maps/map_files/PubbyStation/PubbyStation.dmm
+++ b/_maps/map_files/PubbyStation/PubbyStation.dmm
@@ -50614,11 +50614,6 @@
 /area/library)
 "czr" = (
 /obj/structure/table/wood/fancy,
-/obj/item/toy/cards/deck/cas/black{
-	pixel_x = -2;
-	pixel_y = 6
-	},
-/obj/item/toy/cards/deck/cas,
 /turf/open/floor/carpet,
 /area/library)
 "czs" = (
@@ -51326,6 +51321,10 @@
 	},
 /turf/open/floor/plating/airless,
 /area/maintenance/department/chapel/monastery)
+"cCW" = (
+/obj/machinery/vending/games,
+/turf/open/floor/plasteel/dark,
+/area/library)
 
 (1,1,1) = {"
 aaa
@@ -67341,7 +67340,7 @@ aaa
 aiu
 aiu
 aiu
-apA
+aoK
 aqf
 ajD
 aiu
@@ -67977,13 +67976,13 @@ aaa
 aaa
 aaa
 cjp
-ckW
+cCW
 ckH
 cyZ
 ckH
 czl
 czr
-czA
+czr
 czI
 ckH
 ckH
@@ -68239,7 +68238,7 @@ ckH
 ckH
 ckH
 czl
-czs
+czr
 czB
 czI
 czV
@@ -91543,7 +91542,7 @@ bdI
 bbI
 bhr
 bbI
-biA
+aTx
 bjw
 bkB
 blS
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
index 444e7583e9..52bca955e3 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/vending.dm
@@ -1175,6 +1175,18 @@ IF YOU MODIFY THE PRODUCTS LIST OF A MACHINE, MAKE SURE TO UPDATE ITS RESUPPLY C
 	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
 	refill_canister = /obj/item/vending_refill/donksoft
 
+/obj/machinery/vending/games
+	name = "\improper Good Clean Fun"
+	desc = "Vends things that the Captain and Head of Personnel are probably not going to appreciate you fiddling with instead of your job..."
+	product_ads = "Escape to a fantasy world!;Fuel your gambling addiction!;Ruin your friendships!;Roll for initative!;Elves and dwarves!;Paranoid computers!;Totally not satanic!;Fun times forever!"
+	icon_state = "games"
+	products = list(
+		/obj/item/toy/cards/deck = 5,
+		/obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/dice = 10,
+		/obj/item/toy/cards/deck/cas = 2,
+		/obj/item/toy/cards/deck/cas/black = 2)
+	contraband = list(/obj/item/dice/fudge = 10)
+
 #undef STANDARD_CHARGE
 #undef CONTRABAND_CHARGE
 #undef COIN_CHARGE
\ No newline at end of file