diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm b/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm
index 14a88602f2..baaa0da0c2 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/datums/status_effects/chems.dm
@@ -41,15 +41,17 @@
 /datum/status_effect/chem/BElarger/on_apply(mob/living/carbon/M)//Removes clothes, they're too small to contain you. You belong to space now.
 	message_admins("BElarge started!")
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = M
-	for(var/obj/item/W in H)
+	var/items = M.get_contents()
+	for(W in items)
 		if(W == H.w_uniform || W == H.wear_suit)
-			H.dropItemToGround(W)
-		playsound(owner.loc, 'sound/items/poster_ripped.ogg', 50, 1)
-		//items |= owner.get_equipped_items(TRUE)
-		owner.visible_message("<span class='boldnotice'>[M]'s chest suddenly bursts forth, ripping their clothes off!'</span>")
-		to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>Your clothes give, ripping into peices under the strain of your swelling breasts! Unless you manage to reduce the size of your breasts, there's no way you're going to be able to put anything on over these melons..!</b></span>")
-		//owner.dropItemToGround(owner.wear_suit)
-		//owner.dropItemToGround(owner.w_uniform)
+			M.dropItemToGround(W, TRUE)
+			message_admins("Dropping [W]")
+	playsound(owner.loc, 'sound/items/poster_ripped.ogg', 50, 1)
+	//items |= owner.get_equipped_items(TRUE)
+	owner.visible_message("<span class='boldnotice'>[M]'s chest suddenly bursts forth, ripping their clothes off!'</span>")
+	to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>Your clothes give, ripping into peices under the strain of your swelling breasts! Unless you manage to reduce the size of your breasts, there's no way you're going to be able to put anything on over these melons..!</b></span>")
+	//owner.dropItemToGround(owner.wear_suit)
+	//owner.dropItemToGround(owner.w_uniform)
 
 /datum/status_effect/chem/BElarger/tick(mob/living/carbon/M)//If you try to wear clothes, you fail. Slows you down if you're comically huge
 	message_admins("BElarge tick!")
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
index 9717622c04..d945436817 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
@@ -93,24 +93,34 @@
 			H.remove_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/BElarger)
 		if(9 to 15)
 			size = breast_sizes[round(cached_size)]
-			//if(!H.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/BElarger))
-			H.apply_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/BElarger)
+			if(!H.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/BElarger))
+				H.apply_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/BElarger)
 			message_admins("Attempting to apply.")
 		if(16 to INFINITY)
 			size = cached_size
-	message_admins("Breast size: [size], [cached_size], [owner]")
-	if(size == 0)//Bloody byond with it's counting from 1
-		size = 17
-	message_admins("[breast_values[prev_size]] vs [breast_values[size]]")
-	if (!(prev_size == breast_values[size]))
-		if(prev_size == 0)//rabble rabble
-			prev_size = 17
-		if (breast_values[size] > breast_values[prev_size])
-			to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>Your breasts [pick("swell up to", "flourish into", "expand into", "burst forth into", "grow eagerly into", "amplify into")] a [uppertext(size)]-cup.</b></span>")
-			prev_size = cached_size
-		else if (breast_values[size] < breast_values[prev_size])
-			to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>Your breasts [pick("shrink down to", "decrease into", "diminish into", "deflate into", "shrivel regretfully into", "shrivels into")] a [uppertext(size)]-cup.</b></span>")
-			prev_size = cached_size
-	icon_state = "breasts_[shape]_[size]"
-	H.update_body()
+
+	if(round(cached_size) < 16)//Because byond doesn't count from 0, I have to do this.
+		if (prev_size == 0)
+			prev_size = "flat"
+		message_admins("Breast size: [size], [cached_size], [owner]")
+		if(size == 0)//Bloody byond with it's counting from 1
+			size = "flat"
+		message_admins("[prev_size] vs [breast_values[size]]")
+				message_admins("breast_values[size] vs [breast_values[prev_size]]")
+				if (breast_values[size] > breast_values[prev_size])
+					to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>Your breasts [pick("swell up to", "flourish into", "expand into", "burst forth into", "grow eagerly into", "amplify into")] a [uppertext(size)]-cup.</b></span>")
+					//prev_size = cached_size
+				else if (breast_values[size] < breast_values[prev_size])
+					to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>Your breasts [pick("shrink down to", "decrease into", "diminish into", "deflate into", "shrivel regretfully into", "shrivels into")] a [uppertext(size)]-cup.</b></span>")
+					//prev_size = cached_size
+		prev_size = size
+		icon_state = "breasts_[shape]_[size]"
+		H.update_body()
+	else
+		if(!isnum(prev_size))
+			prev_size = breast_values[prev_size]
+		if(size > prev_size)
+			to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>Your breasts [pick("swell up to", "flourish into", "expand into", "burst forth into", "grow eagerly into", "amplify into")] a hefty [uppertext(size)]cm diameter bosom, taking both of your hands to hold!.</b></span>")
+		else if (size < prev_size)
+			to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>Your breasts do something crazy that the big Fermis in the sky didn't account for.</b></span>")
 	//breasts.icon_state = "breasts_[shape]_[size]_0_FRONT"