diff --git a/code/__HELPERS/priority_announce.dm b/code/__HELPERS/priority_announce.dm
index fa3313487a..5d5fad1706 100644
--- a/code/__HELPERS/priority_announce.dm
+++ b/code/__HELPERS/priority_announce.dm
@@ -44,6 +44,38 @@
 			if(M.client.prefs.toggles & SOUND_ANNOUNCEMENTS)
 				SEND_SOUND(M, s)
 
+/**
+ * Summon the crew for an emergency meeting
+ *
+ * Teleports the crew to a specified area, and tells everyone (via an announcement) who called the meeting. Should only be used during april fools!
+ * Arguments:
+ * * user - Mob who called the meeting
+ * * button_zone - Area where the meeting was called and where everyone will get teleported to
+ */
+/proc/call_emergency_meeting(mob/living/user, area/button_zone)
+	var/meeting_sound = sound('sound/misc/emergency_meeting.ogg')
+	var/announcement
+	announcement += "<h1 class='alert'>Captain Alert</h1>"
+	announcement += "<br>[span_alert("[user] has called an Emergency Meeting!")]<br><br>"
+
+	for(var/mob/mob_to_teleport in GLOB.player_list) //gotta make sure the whole crew's here!
+		if(isnewplayer(mob_to_teleport) || iscameramob(mob_to_teleport))
+			continue
+		to_chat(mob_to_teleport, announcement)
+		SEND_SOUND(mob_to_teleport, meeting_sound) //no preferences here, you must hear the funny sound
+		mob_to_teleport.overlay_fullscreen("emergency_meeting", /atom/movable/screen/fullscreen/scaled/emergency_meeting, 1)
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(mob_to_teleport, /mob/.proc/clear_fullscreen, "emergency_meeting"), 3 SECONDS)
+
+		if (is_station_level(mob_to_teleport.z)) //teleport the mob to the crew meeting
+			var/turf/target
+			var/list/turf_list = get_area_turfs(button_zone)
+			while (!target && turf_list.len)
+				target = pick_n_take(turf_list)
+				if (isclosedturf(target))
+					target = null
+					continue
+				mob_to_teleport.forceMove(target)
+
 /proc/print_command_report(text = "", title = null, announce=TRUE)
 	if(!title)
 		title = "Classified [command_name()] Update"