ports some events

code/datums/status_effects/debuffs.dm

@@ -795,3 +795,44 @@ datum/status_effect/pacify
 	name = "Genetic Breakdown"
 	desc = "I don't feel so good. Your body can't handle the mutations! You have one minute to remove your mutations, or you will be met with a horrible fate."
 	icon_state = "dna_melt"
+
+/datum/status_effect/fake_virus
+	id = "fake_virus"
+	duration = 1800//3 minutes
+	status_type = STATUS_EFFECT_REPLACE
+	tick_interval = 1
+	alert_type = null
+	var/msg_stage = 0//so you dont get the most intense messages immediately
+
+/datum/status_effect/fake_virus/tick()
+	var/fake_msg = ""
+	var/fake_emote = ""
+	switch(msg_stage)
+		if(0 to 300)
+			if(prob(1))
+				fake_msg = pick("<span class='warning'>[pick("Your head hurts.", "Your head pounds.")]</span>",
+				"<span class='warning'>[pick("You're having difficulty breathing.", "Your breathing becomes heavy.")]</span>",
+				"<span class='warning'>[pick("You feel dizzy.", "Your head spins.")]</span>",
+				"<span notice='warning'>[pick("You swallow excess mucus.", "You lightly cough.")]</span>",
+				"<span class='warning'>[pick("Your head hurts.", "Your mind blanks for a moment.")]</span>",
+				"<span class='warning'>[pick("Your throat hurts.", "You clear your throat.")]</span>")
+		if(301 to 600)
+			if(prob(2))
+				fake_msg = pick("<span class='warning'>[pick("Your head hurts a lot.", "Your head pounds incessantly.")]</span>",
+				"<span class='warning'>[pick("Your windpipe feels like a straw.", "Your breathing becomes tremendously difficult.")]</span>",
+				"<span class='warning'>You feel very [pick("dizzy","woozy","faint")].</span>",
+				"<span class='warning'>[pick("You hear a ringing in your ear.", "Your ears pop.")]</span>",
+				"<span class='warning'>You nod off for a moment.</span>")
+		else
+			if(prob(3))
+				if(prob(50))// coin flip to throw a message or an emote
+					fake_msg = pick("<span class='userdanger'>[pick("Your head hurts!", "You feel a burning knife inside your brain!", "A wave of pain fills your head!")]</span>",
+					"<span class='userdanger'>[pick("Your lungs hurt!", "It hurts to breathe!")]</span>",
+					"<span class='warning'>[pick("You feel nauseated.", "You feel like you're going to throw up!")]</span>")
+				else
+					fake_emote = pick("cough", "sniff", "sneeze")
+	if(fake_emote)
+		owner.emote(fake_emote)
+	else if(fake_msg)
+		to_chat(owner, fake_msg)
+	msg_stage++