ports some events

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm

@@ -1563,3 +1563,20 @@
 	M.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_LUNGS, 0.5)
 	..()
 	. = 1
+
+/datum/reagent/medicine/liquid_wisdom
+	name = "liquid wisdom"
+	description = "the physical representation of wisdom, in liquid form"
+	taste_mult = 4
+	can_synth = FALSE
+	overdose_threshold = 30
+	value = REAGENT_VALUE_UNCOMMON // while it's 'rare', it can be milked from the wisdom cow
+
+/datum/reagent/medicine/liquid_wisdom/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C) //slightly stronger mannitol, from the wisdom cow
+	C.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, -3*REM)
+	if(prob(20))
+		C.cure_trauma_type(resilience = TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_BASIC)
+	if(prob(3))
+		to_chat(C, "[pick(GLOB.wisdoms)]") //give them a random wisdom
+	..()
+

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm

@@ -2284,3 +2284,4 @@
 		S = new(T)
 	if(data["blood_DNA"])
 		S.add_blood_DNA(list(data["blood_DNA"] = data["blood_type"]))
+