Tweaks. Also, eating human pies makes them chestburst you a'la monkey cubes.

code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_pie.dm

@@ -57,14 +57,33 @@
 			H.add_overlay(creamoverlay)
 			H.creamed = TRUE
 			SEND_SIGNAL(H, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "creampie", /datum/mood_event/creampie)
-	for(var/atom/movable/A in contents)
-		A.forceMove(T)
-		A.throw_at(hit_atom, 1, 1)
 	qdel(src)
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/cream/nostun
 	stunning = FALSE
 
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/cream/body
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/cream/body/Destroy()
+	var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
+	for(var/atom/movable/A in contents)
+		A.forceMove(T)
+		A.throw_at(T, 1, 1)
+	. = ..()
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/cream/body/On_Consume(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	if(!reagents.total_volume) //so that it happens on the last bite
+		if(iscarbon(M) && contents.len)
+			var/turf/T = get_turf(src)
+			for(var/atom/movable/A in contents)
+				A.forceMove(T)
+				A.throw_at(T, 1, 1)
+				M.visible_message("[src] bursts out of [M]!</span>")
+			M.emote("scream")
+			M.Knockdown(40)
+			M.adjustBruteLoss(60)
+	return ..()
+
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/berryclafoutis
 	name = "berry clafoutis"
 	desc = "No black birds, this is a good sign."

code/modules/spells/spell_types/godhand.dm

@@ -160,7 +160,7 @@
 	user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] is trying to stuff [M]\s body into \the [src]!</span>")
 	if(do_mob(user, M, 250))
 		var/name = M.real_name
-		var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/cream/pie = new(get_turf(M))
+		var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/cream/body/pie = new(get_turf(M))
 		pie.name = "\improper [name] [pie.name]"
 
 		playsound(get_turf(target), on_use_sound, 50, 1)