Merge remote-tracking branch 'refs/remotes/Citadel-Station-13/master' into syntheticbloods

code/modules/antagonists/clockcult/clock_structures/ark_of_the_clockwork_justicar.dm

@@ -131,9 +131,7 @@
 		if(!M || !M.current)
 			continue
 		if(isliving(M.current) && M.current.stat != DEAD)
-			var/turf/t_turf
-			if(isAI(M.current))
-				t_turf = isAI(M.current) ? get_step(get_step(src, NORTH),NORTH) : get_turf(src) // AI too fat, must make sure it always ends up a 2 tiles north instead of on the ark.
+			var/turf/t_turf = isAI(M.current) ? get_step(get_step(src, NORTH),NORTH) : get_turf(src) // AI too fat, must make sure it always ends up a 2 tiles north instead of on the ark.
 			do_teleport(M, t_turf, channel = TELEPORT_CHANNEL_CULT, forced = TRUE)
 		M.current.overlay_fullscreen("flash", /obj/screen/fullscreen/flash)
 		M.current.clear_fullscreen("flash", 5)

code/modules/antagonists/cult/blood_magic.dm

@@ -655,15 +655,15 @@
 				if(H.stat == DEAD)
 					to_chat(user,"<span class='warning'>Only a revive rune can bring back the dead!</span>")
 					return
-				if(H.blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE)
-					var/restore_blood = BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE - H.blood_volume
+				if(H.blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE*H.blood_ratio))
+					var/restore_blood = (BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE*H.blood_ratio) - H.blood_volume
 					if(uses*2 < restore_blood)
 						H.blood_volume += uses*2
 						to_chat(user,"<span class='danger'>You use the last of your blood rites to restore what blood you could!</span>")
 						uses = 0
 						return ..()
 					else
-						H.blood_volume = BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE
+						H.blood_volume = (BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE*H.blood_ratio)
 						uses -= round(restore_blood/2)
 						to_chat(user,"<span class='warning'>Your blood rites have restored [H == user ? "your" : "[H.p_their()]"] blood to safe levels!</span>")
 				var/overall_damage = H.getBruteLoss() + H.getFireLoss() + H.getToxLoss() + H.getOxyLoss()
@@ -698,7 +698,7 @@
 				if(H.cultslurring)
 					to_chat(user,"<span class='danger'>[H.p_their(TRUE)] blood has been tainted by an even stronger form of blood magic, it's no use to us like this!</span>")
 					return
-				if(H.blood_volume > BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE)
+				if(H.blood_volume > (BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE*H.blood_ratio))
 					H.blood_volume -= 100
 					uses += 50
 					user.Beam(H,icon_state="drainbeam",time=10)
@@ -799,4 +799,4 @@
 						to_chat(user, "<span class='cultlarge'><b>Your hands glow with POWER OVERWHELMING!!!</b></span>")
 					else
 						to_chat(user, "<span class='cultitalic'>You need a free hand for this rite!</span>")
-						qdel(rite)
+						qdel(rite)

code/modules/antagonists/cult/cult_structures.dm

@@ -188,7 +188,7 @@
 						var/mob/living/simple_animal/M = L
 						if(M.health < M.maxHealth)
 							M.adjustHealth(-3)
-				if(ishuman(L) && L.blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL)
+				if(ishuman(L) && L.blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL * L.blood_ratio))
 					L.blood_volume += 1.0
 			CHECK_TICK
 	if(last_corrupt <= world.time)

code/modules/antagonists/valentines/valentine.dm

@@ -27,6 +27,7 @@
 		var/mob/living/L = owner
 		L.remove_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_INLOVE)
 
+
 /datum/antagonist/valentine/greet()
 	to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'><B>You're on a date with [date.name]! Protect [date.p_them()] at all costs. This takes priority over all other loyalties.</B></span>")
 
@@ -42,4 +43,21 @@
 	if(objectives_complete)
 		return "<span class='greentext big'>[owner.name] protected [owner.p_their()] date</span>"
 	else
-		return "<span class='redtext big'>[owner.name] date failed!</span>"
+		return "<span class='redtext big'>[owner.name] date failed!</span>"
+
+//Just so it's distinct, basically.
+/datum/antagonist/valentine/chem/greet()
+	to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'><B>You're in love with [date.name]! Protect [date.p_them()] at all costs. This takes priority over all other loyalties.</B></span>")
+
+/datum/antagonist/valentine/chem/roundend_report()
+	var/objectives_complete = TRUE
+	if(owner.objectives.len)
+		for(var/datum/objective/objective in owner.objectives)
+			if(!objective.check_completion())
+				objectives_complete = FALSE
+				break
+
+	if(objectives_complete)
+		return "<span class='greentext big'>[owner.name] protected [owner.p_their()] love: [date.name]! <i>What a cutie!</i></span>"
+	else
+		return "<span class='redtext big'>[owner.name] date failed!</span>"

code/modules/assembly/flash.dm

@@ -12,6 +12,7 @@
 	crit_fail = FALSE     //Is the flash burnt out?
 	light_color = LIGHT_COLOR_WHITE
 	light_power = FLASH_LIGHT_POWER
+	var/flashing_overlay = "flash-f"
 	var/times_used = 0 //Number of times it's been used.
 	var/burnout_resistance = 0
 	var/last_used = 0 //last world.time it was used.
@@ -36,8 +37,8 @@
 		add_overlay("flashburnt")
 		attached_overlays += "flashburnt"
 	if(flash)
-		add_overlay("flash-f")
-		attached_overlays += "flash-f"
+		add_overlay(flashing_overlay)
+		attached_overlays += flashing_overlay
 		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/update_icon), 5)
 	if(holder)
 		holder.update_icon()
@@ -313,3 +314,50 @@
 /obj/item/assembly/flash/shield/hit_reaction(mob/living/carbon/human/owner, atom/movable/hitby, attack_text = "the attack", final_block_chance = 0, damage = 0, attack_type = MELEE_ATTACK)
 	activate()
 	return ..()
+
+//ported from tg - check to make sure it can't appear where it's not supposed to.
+/obj/item/assembly/flash/hypnotic
+	desc = "A modified flash device, programmed to emit a sequence of subliminal flashes that can send a vulnerable target into a hypnotic trance."
+	flashing_overlay = "flash-hypno" //I cannot find this icon no matter how hard I look in tg, so I might just make my own.
+	light_color = LIGHT_COLOR_PINK
+	cooldown = 20
+
+/obj/item/assembly/flash/hypnotic/burn_out()
+	return
+
+/obj/item/assembly/flash/hypnotic/flash_carbon(mob/living/carbon/M, mob/user, power = 15, targeted = TRUE, generic_message = FALSE)
+	if(!istype(M))
+		return
+	if(user)
+		log_combat(user, M, "[targeted? "hypno-flashed(targeted)" : "hypno-flashed(AOE)"]", src)
+	else //caused by emp/remote signal
+		M.log_message("was [targeted? "hypno-flashed(targeted)" : "hypno-flashed(AOE)"]",LOG_ATTACK)
+	if(generic_message && M != user)
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='disarm'>[src] emits a soothing light...</span>")
+	if(targeted)
+		if(M.flash_act(1, 1))
+			var/hypnosis = FALSE
+			if(M.hypnosis_vulnerable())
+				hypnosis = TRUE
+			if(user)
+				user.visible_message("<span class='disarm'>[user] blinds [M] with the flash!</span>", "<span class='danger'>You hypno-flash [M]!</span>")
+
+			if(!hypnosis)
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>The light makes you feel oddly relaxed...</span>")
+				M.confused += min(M.confused + 10, 20)
+				M.dizziness += min(M.dizziness + 10, 20)
+				M.drowsyness += min(M.drowsyness + 10, 20)
+				M.apply_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_PACIFY, 100)
+			else
+				M.apply_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/trance, 200, TRUE)
+
+		else if(user)
+			user.visible_message("<span class='disarm'>[user] fails to blind [M] with the flash!</span>", "<span class='warning'>You fail to hypno-flash [M]!</span>")
+		else
+			to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>[src] fails to blind you!</span>")
+
+	else if(M.flash_act())
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>Such a pretty light...</span>")
+		M.confused += min(M.confused + 4, 20)
+		M.dizziness += min(M.dizziness + 4, 20)
+		M.drowsyness += min(M.drowsyness + 4, 20)

code/modules/client/preferences.dm

@@ -72,11 +72,11 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(preferences_datums)
 	var/gender = MALE					//gender of character (well duh)
 	var/age = 30						//age of character
 	var/underwear = "Nude"				//underwear type
-	var/undie_color = "#FFFFFF"
+	var/undie_color = "FFF"
 	var/undershirt = "Nude"				//undershirt type
-	var/shirt_color = "#FFFFFF"
+	var/shirt_color = "FFF"
 	var/socks = "Nude"					//socks type
-	var/socks_color = "#FFFFFF"
+	var/socks_color = "FFF"
 	var/backbag = DBACKPACK				//backpack type
 	var/jumpsuit_style = PREF_SUIT		//suit/skirt
 	var/hair_style = "Bald"				//Hair type
@@ -796,6 +796,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(preferences_datums)
 			dat += "<b>Voracious MediHound sleepers:</b> <a href='?_src_=prefs;preference=hound_sleeper'>[(cit_toggles & MEDIHOUND_SLEEPER) ? "Yes" : "No"]</a><br>"
 			dat += "<b>Hear Vore Sounds:</b> <a href='?_src_=prefs;preference=toggleeatingnoise'>[(cit_toggles & EATING_NOISES) ? "Yes" : "No"]</a><br>"
 			dat += "<b>Hear Vore Digestion Sounds:</b> <a href='?_src_=prefs;preference=toggledigestionnoise'>[(cit_toggles & DIGESTION_NOISES) ? "Yes" : "No"]</a><br>"
+			dat += "<b>Lewdchem:</b><a href='?_src_=prefs;preference=lewdchem'>[lewdchem == TRUE ? "Enabled" : "Disabled"]</a><BR>"
 			dat += "<b>Widescreen:</b> <a href='?_src_=prefs;preference=widescreenpref'>[widescreenpref ? "Enabled ([CONFIG_GET(string/default_view)])" : "Disabled (15x15)"]</a><br>"
 			dat += "<b>Auto stand:</b> <a href='?_src_=prefs;preference=autostand'>[autostand ? "Enabled" : "Disabled"]</a><br>"
 			dat += "<b>Screen Shake:</b> <a href='?_src_=prefs;preference=screenshake'>[(screenshake==100) ? "Full" : ((screenshake==0) ? "None" : "[screenshake]")]</a><br>"
@@ -1533,7 +1534,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(preferences_datums)
 				if("undie_color")
 					var/n_undie_color = input(user, "Choose your underwear's color.", "Character Preference", undie_color) as color|null
 					if(n_undie_color)
-						undie_color = sanitize_hexcolor(n_undie_color, include_crunch= TRUE)
+						undie_color = sanitize_hexcolor(n_undie_color)
 
 				if("undershirt")
 					var/new_undershirt = input(user, "Choose your character's undershirt:", "Character Preference") as null|anything in GLOB.undershirt_list
@@ -1543,7 +1544,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(preferences_datums)
 				if("shirt_color")
 					var/n_shirt_color = input(user, "Choose your undershirt's color.", "Character Preference", shirt_color) as color|null
 					if(n_shirt_color)
-						shirt_color = sanitize_hexcolor(n_shirt_color, include_crunch= TRUE)
+						shirt_color = sanitize_hexcolor(n_shirt_color)
 
 				if("socks")
 					var/new_socks = input(user, "Choose your character's socks:", "Character Preference") as null|anything in GLOB.socks_list
@@ -1553,7 +1554,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(preferences_datums)
 				if("socks_color")
 					var/n_socks_color = input(user, "Choose your socks' color.", "Character Preference", socks_color) as color|null
 					if(n_socks_color)
-						socks_color = sanitize_hexcolor(n_socks_color, include_crunch= TRUE)
+						socks_color = sanitize_hexcolor(n_socks_color)
 
 				if("eyes")
 					var/new_eyes = input(user, "Choose your character's eye colour:", "Character Preference","#"+eye_color) as color|null
@@ -2037,6 +2038,8 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(preferences_datums)
 					features["genitals_use_skintone"] = !features["genitals_use_skintone"]
 				if("arousable")
 					arousable = !arousable
+				if("lewdchem")
+					lewdchem = !lewdchem
 				if("has_cock")
 					features["has_cock"] = !features["has_cock"]
 					if(features["has_cock"] == FALSE)

code/modules/client/preferences_savefile.dm

@@ -117,6 +117,7 @@ SAVEFILE UPDATING/VERSIONING - 'Simplified', or rather, more coder-friendly ~Car
 	S["widescreenpref"]		>> widescreenpref
 	S["autostand"]			>> autostand
 	S["cit_toggles"]		>> cit_toggles
+	S["lewdchem"]			>> lewdchem
 
 	//try to fix any outdated data if necessary
 	if(needs_update >= 0)
@@ -211,6 +212,7 @@ SAVEFILE UPDATING/VERSIONING - 'Simplified', or rather, more coder-friendly ~Car
 	WRITE_FILE(S["widescreenpref"], widescreenpref)
 	WRITE_FILE(S["autostand"], autostand)
 	WRITE_FILE(S["cit_toggles"], cit_toggles)
+	WRITE_FILE(S["lewdchem"], lewdchem)
 
 	return 1
 

code/modules/clothing/gloves/miscellaneous.dm

@@ -72,9 +72,30 @@
 		M.adjustStaminaLoss(-2) //Restore 2/3 of the stamina used assuming empty stam buffer. With proper stamina buffer management, this results in a net gain of +.5 stamina per click.
 		if(warcry)
 			M.say("[warcry]", ignore_spam = TRUE, forced = "north star warcry")
+
 	.= FALSE
 
+
 /obj/item/clothing/gloves/rapid/attack_self(mob/user)
 	var/input = stripped_input(user,"What do you want your battlecry to be? Max length of 6 characters.", ,"", 7)
 	if(input)
 		warcry = input
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves/rapid/hug
+	name = "Hugs of the North Star"
+	desc = "Just looking at these fills you with an urge to hug the shit out of people"
+	warcry = "owo" //Shouldn't ever come into play
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves/rapid/hug/Touch(mob/living/target,proximity = TRUE)
+	var/mob/living/M = loc
+
+	if(M.a_intent == INTENT_HELP)
+		if(target.health >= 0 && !HAS_TRAIT(target, TRAIT_FAKEDEATH)) //Can't hug people who are dying/dead
+			if(target.on_fire || target.lying ) //No spamming extinguishing, helping them up, or other non-hugging/patting help interactions
+				return
+			else
+				M.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_RAPID)
+	. = FALSE
+
+/obj/item/clothing/gloves/rapid/hug/attack_self(mob/user)
+	return FALSE

code/modules/events/holiday/vday.dm

@@ -41,11 +41,16 @@
 		else
 			L.mind.add_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/heartbreaker)
 
-/proc/forge_valentines_objective(mob/living/lover,mob/living/date)
+/proc/forge_valentines_objective(mob/living/lover,mob/living/date,var/chemLove = FALSE)
 	lover.mind.special_role = "valentine"
-	var/datum/antagonist/valentine/V = new
-	V.date = date.mind
-	lover.mind.add_antag_datum(V) //These really should be teams but i can't be assed to incorporate third wheels right now
+	if (chemLove == TRUE)
+		var/datum/antagonist/valentine/chem/V = new //Changes text and EOG check basically.
+		V.date = date.mind
+		lover.mind.add_antag_datum(V)
+	else
+		var/datum/antagonist/valentine/V = new
+		V.date = date.mind
+		lover.mind.add_antag_datum(V) //These really should be teams but i can't be assed to incorporate third wheels right now
 
 /datum/round_event/valentines/announce(fake)
 	priority_announce("It's Valentine's Day! Give a valentine to that special someone!")

code/modules/events/meteor_wave.dm

@@ -15,6 +15,12 @@
 	var/list/wave_type
 	var/wave_name = "normal"
 
+/datum/round_event/meteor_wave/setup()
+	announceWhen = 1
+	startWhen = rand(300, 600) //Yeah for SOME REASON this is measured in seconds and not deciseconds???
+	endWhen = startWhen + 60
+
+
 /datum/round_event/meteor_wave/New()
 	..()
 	if(!wave_type)
@@ -46,7 +52,7 @@
 			kill()
 
 /datum/round_event/meteor_wave/announce(fake)
-	priority_announce("Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station.", "Meteor Alert", 'sound/ai/meteors.ogg')
+	priority_announce("Meteors have been detected on collision course with the station. Estimated time until impact: [round(startWhen/60)] minutes.", "Meteor Alert", 'sound/ai/meteors.ogg')
 
 /datum/round_event/meteor_wave/tick()
 	if(ISMULTIPLE(activeFor, 3))

code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_other.dm

@@ -573,4 +573,14 @@
 	name = "Maintenance Peaches"
 	desc = "I have a mouth and I must eat."
 	icon_state = "peachcanmaint"
-	tastes = list("peaches" = 1, "tin" = 7)
+	tastes = list("peaches" = 1, "tin" = 7)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/chocolatestrawberry
+	name = "Chocolate dipped strawberries"
+	desc = "A strawberry dipped in a bit of chocolate."
+	icon_state = "chocolatestrawberry"
+	list_reagents = list("sugar" = 5, "nutriment" = 2)
+	filling_color = "#ffdf26"
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	tastes = list("strawberries" = 5, "chocolate" = 3)
+	foodtype = FRUIT | SUGAR

code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_pastry.dm

@@ -308,7 +308,6 @@
 	tastes = list("bread" = 1, "egg" = 1, "cheese" = 1)
 	foodtype = GRAIN | MEAT | DAIRY
 
-
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sugarcookie
 	name = "sugar cookie"
 	desc = "Just like your little sister used to make."
@@ -369,6 +368,16 @@
 	tastes = list("cake" = 3, "blue cherry" = 1)
 	foodtype = GRAIN | FRUIT | SUGAR
 
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/strawberrycupcake
+	name = "Strawberry cupcake"
+	desc = "Strawberry inside a delicious cupcake."
+	icon_state = "strawberrycupcake"
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "vitamin" = 3)
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 5, "vitamin" = 1)
+	filling_color = "#F0E68C"
+	tastes = list("cake" = 2, "strawberry" = 1)
+	foodtype = GRAIN | FRUIT | SUGAR
+
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/honeybun
 	name = "honey bun"
 	desc = "A sticky pastry bun glazed with honey."

code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_pie.dm

@@ -315,4 +315,12 @@
 	filling_color = "#1E90FF"
 	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 2, "vitamin" = 4)
 	tastes = list("nuts" = 1, "pie" = 1)
-	foodtype = GRAIN
+	foodtype = GRAIN
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/strawberrypie
+	name = "strawberry pie"
+	desc = "A strawberry.pie."
+	icon_state = "strawberrypie"
+	bonus_reagents = list("nutriment" = 6, "vitamin" = 6)
+	tastes = list("strawberry" = 1, "pie" = 1)
+	foodtype = GRAIN | FRUIT | SUGAR

code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/snacks_vend.dm

@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@
 	desc = "Nougat love it or hate it."
 	icon_state = "candy"
 	trash = /obj/item/trash/candy
-	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "sugar" = 3)
+	list_reagents = list("nutriment" = 1, "sugar" = 3, "cocoa" = 3)
 	junkiness = 25
 	filling_color = "#D2691E"
 	tastes = list("candy" = 1)

code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/tablecraft/recipes_misc.dm

@@ -332,3 +332,12 @@
 	)
 	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/riceball
 	subcategory = CAT_MISCFOOD
+
+/datum/crafting_recipe/food/chocolatestrawberry
+	name = "Chocolate Strawberry"
+	reqs = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/chocolatebar = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/strawberries  = 1
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/chocolatestrawberry
+	subcategory = CAT_MISCFOOD

code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/tablecraft/recipes_pastry.dm

@@ -325,6 +325,15 @@ datum/crafting_recipe/food/donut/meat
 	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bluecherrycupcake
 	subcategory = CAT_PASTRY
 
+/datum/crafting_recipe/food/strawberrycupcake
+	name = "Strawberry cherry cupcake"
+	reqs = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pastrybase = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/strawberries  = 1
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/strawberrycupcake
+	subcategory = CAT_PASTRY
+
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/honeybun
 	name = "Honey bun"
 	reqs = list(

code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/tablecraft/recipes_pie.dm

@@ -160,6 +160,15 @@
 	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/frostypie
 	subcategory = CAT_PIE
 
+/datum/crafting_recipe/food/strawberrypie
+	name = "Strawberry pie"
+	reqs = list(
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/plain = 1,
+		/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/strawberries  = 1
+	)
+	result = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie/strawberrypie
+	subcategory = CAT_PIE
+
 /datum/crafting_recipe/food/baklava
 	name = "Baklava pie"
 	reqs = list(

code/modules/goonchat/browserassets/css/browserOutput.css

@@ -404,6 +404,31 @@ h1.alert, h2.alert		{color: #99aab5;}
 .redtext				{color: #c51e1e;	font-size: 24px;}
 .clown					{color: #ff70c1;	font-size: 24px; font-family: "Comic Sans MS", cursive, sans-serif; font-weight: bold;}
 .his_grace				{color: #15D512;	font-family: "Courier New", cursive, sans-serif; font-style: italic;}
+.velvet					{color: #660015; 	font-weight: bold; animation: velvet 5000ms infinite;}
+@keyframes velvet {
+	0% { color: #400020; }
+	40% { color: #FF0000; }
+	50% { color: #FF8888; }
+	60% { color: #FF0000; }
+	100% { color: #400020; }
+}
+
+.hypnophrase			{color: #202020;	font-weight: bold; animation: hypnocolor 1500ms infinite;}
+@keyframes hypnocolor {
+	0% { color: #202020; }
+	25% { color: #4b02ac; }
+	50% { color: #9f41f1; }
+	75% { color: #541c9c; }
+	100% { color: #7adbf3; }
+}
+
+.phobia			{color: #dd0000;	font-weight: bold; animation: phobia 750ms infinite;}
+@keyframes phobia {
+	0% { color: #f75a5a; }
+	50% { color: #dd0000; }
+	100% { color: #f75a5a; }
+}
+
 
 .icon 					{height: 1em;	width: auto;}
 

code/modules/hydroponics/grown/berries.dm

@@ -215,3 +215,22 @@
 	filling_color = "#7FFF00"
 	tastes = list("green grape" = 1)
 	distill_reagent = "cognac"
+
+// Strawberry
+/obj/item/seeds/strawberries
+	name = "pack of green grape seeds"
+	desc = "These seeds grow into strawberries vines."
+	icon_state = "seed-strawberry"
+	species = "strawberry"
+	plantname = "Strawberry Vine"
+	product = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/strawberries
+	reagents_add = list("vitamin" = 0.07, "nutriment" = 0.1, "sugar" = 0.1)
+	mutatelist = list()
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/strawberries
+	seed = /obj/item/seeds/strawberries
+	name = "strawberry"
+	icon_state = "strawberries"
+	filling_color = "#7FFF00"
+	tastes = list("strawberries" = 1)
+	wine_power = 20

code/modules/jobs/job_types/medical.dm

@@ -127,6 +127,7 @@ Chemist
 	backpack = /obj/item/storage/backpack/chemistry
 	satchel = /obj/item/storage/backpack/satchel/chem
 	duffelbag = /obj/item/storage/backpack/duffelbag/med
+	l_hand = /obj/item/fermichem/pHbooklet
 
 	chameleon_extras = /obj/item/gun/syringe
 

code/modules/mob/living/blood.dm

@@ -18,10 +18,10 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/monkey/handle_blood()
 	if(bodytemperature >= TCRYO && !(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NOCLONE))) //cryosleep or husked people do not pump the blood.
 		//Blood regeneration if there is some space
-		if(blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL)
+		if(blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL * blood_ratio))
 			blood_volume += 0.1 // regenerate blood VERY slowly
-			if(blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY)
-				adjustOxyLoss(round((BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL - blood_volume) * 0.02, 1))
+			if(blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY * blood_ratio))
+				adjustOxyLoss(round(((BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL * blood_ratio) - blood_volume) * 0.02, 1))
 
 // Takes care blood loss and regeneration
 /mob/living/carbon/human/handle_blood()
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@
 	if(bodytemperature >= TCRYO && !(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NOCLONE))) //cryosleep or husked people do not pump the blood.
 
 		//Blood regeneration if there is some space
-		if(blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL && !HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NOHUNGER))
+		if(blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL * blood_ratio) && !HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_NOHUNGER))
 			var/nutrition_ratio = 0
 			switch(nutrition)
 				if(0 to NUTRITION_LEVEL_STARVING)
@@ -46,20 +46,22 @@
 					nutrition_ratio = 0.8
 				else
 					nutrition_ratio = 1
+			if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_HIGH_BLOOD))
+				nutrition_ratio *= 1.2
 			if(satiety > 80)
 				nutrition_ratio *= 1.25
 			nutrition = max(0, nutrition - nutrition_ratio * HUNGER_FACTOR)
-			blood_volume = min(BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL, blood_volume + 0.5 * nutrition_ratio)
+			blood_volume = min((BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL * blood_ratio), blood_volume + 0.5 * nutrition_ratio)
 
 		//Effects of bloodloss
 		var/word = pick("dizzy","woozy","faint")
-		switch(blood_volume)
+		switch(blood_volume * INVERSE(blood_ratio))
 			if(BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY to BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE)
 				if(prob(5))
 					to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You feel [word].</span>")
-				adjustOxyLoss(round((BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL - blood_volume) * 0.01, 1))
+				adjustOxyLoss(round(((BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL * blood_ratio) - blood_volume) * 0.01, 1))
 			if(BLOOD_VOLUME_BAD to BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY)
-				adjustOxyLoss(round((BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL - blood_volume) * 0.02, 1))
+				adjustOxyLoss(round(((BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL * blood_ratio) - blood_volume) * 0.02, 1))
 				if(prob(5))
 					blur_eyes(6)
 					to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You feel very [word].</span>")
@@ -111,7 +113,7 @@
 	blood_volume = initial(blood_volume)
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/restore_blood()
-	blood_volume = BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL
+	blood_volume = (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL * blood_ratio)
 	bleed_rate = 0
 
 /****************************************************
@@ -122,7 +124,7 @@
 /mob/living/proc/transfer_blood_to(atom/movable/AM, amount, forced)
 	if(!blood_volume || !AM.reagents)
 		return 0
-	if(blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_BAD && !forced)
+	if(blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_BAD * blood_ratio) && !forced)
 		return 0
 
 	if(blood_volume < amount)
@@ -322,3 +324,24 @@
 	var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/oil/B = locate() in T.contents
 	if(!B)
 		B = new(T)
+
+//This is a terrible way of handling it.
+/mob/living/proc/ResetBloodVol()
+	if(ishuman(src))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = src
+		if (HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_HIGH_BLOOD))
+			blood_ratio = 1.2
+			H.handle_blood()
+			return
+		blood_ratio = 1
+		H.handle_blood()
+		return
+	blood_ratio = 1
+
+/mob/living/proc/AdjustBloodVol(var/value)
+	if(blood_ratio == value)
+		return
+	blood_ratio = value
+	if(ishuman(src))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = src
+		H.handle_blood()

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm

@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@
 	create_reagents(1000)
 	update_body_parts() //to update the carbon's new bodyparts appearance
 	GLOB.carbon_list += src
+	blood_volume = (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL * blood_ratio)
 
 /mob/living/carbon/Destroy()
 	//This must be done first, so the mob ghosts correctly before DNA etc is nulled
@@ -477,11 +478,13 @@
 		if(message)
 			visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] throws up all over [p_them()]self!</span>", \
 							"<span class='userdanger'>You throw up all over yourself!</span>")
+			SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "vomit", /datum/mood_event/vomitself)
 		distance = 0
 	else
 		if(message)
 			visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] throws up!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>You throw up!</span>")
-
+			if(!isflyperson(src))
+				SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "vomit", /datum/mood_event/vomit)
 	if(stun)
 		Stun(80)
 
@@ -929,3 +932,17 @@
 
 /mob/living/carbon/can_resist()
 	return bodyparts.len > 2 && ..()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/proc/hypnosis_vulnerable()//unused atm, but added in case
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_MINDSHIELD))
+		return FALSE
+	if(hallucinating())
+		return TRUE
+	if(IsSleeping())
+		return TRUE
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_DUMB))
+		return TRUE
+	GET_COMPONENT_FROM(mood, /datum/component/mood, src)
+	if(mood)
+		if(mood.sanity < SANITY_UNSTABLE)
+			return TRUE

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm

@@ -278,7 +278,7 @@
 		if(DISGUST_LEVEL_DISGUSTED to INFINITY)
 			msg += "[t_He] look[p_s()] extremely disgusted.\n"
 
-	if(blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE)
+	if(blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE*blood_ratio))
 		msg += "[t_He] [t_has] pale skin.\n"
 
 	if(bleedsuppress)
@@ -312,6 +312,13 @@
 			if(91.01 to INFINITY)
 				msg += "[t_He] [t_is] a shitfaced, slobbering wreck.\n"
 
+	if(reagents.has_reagent("astral"))
+		msg += "[t_He] have wild, spacey eyes"
+		if(mind)
+			msg += " and have a strange, abnormal look to them.\n"
+		else
+			msg += " and don't look like they're all there.\n"
+
 	if(isliving(user))
 		var/mob/living/L = user
 		if(src != user && HAS_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_EMPATH) && !appears_dead)
@@ -335,6 +342,13 @@
 
 	msg += "</span>"
 
+	var/obj/item/organ/vocal_cords/Vc = user.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_VOICE)
+	if(Vc)
+		if(istype(Vc, /obj/item/organ/vocal_cords/velvet))
+			if(client?.prefs.lewdchem)
+				msg += "<span class='velvet'><i>You feel your chords resonate looking at them.</i></span>\n"
+
+
 	if(!appears_dead)
 		if(stat == UNCONSCIOUS)
 			msg += "[t_He] [t_is]n't responding to anything around [t_him] and seem[p_s()] to be asleep.\n"

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human.dm

@@ -815,6 +815,8 @@
 	for(var/datum/mutation/human/HM in dna.mutations)
 		if(HM.quality != POSITIVE)
 			dna.remove_mutation(HM.name)
+	if(blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL*blood_ratio))
+		blood_volume = (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL*blood_ratio)
 	..()
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/check_weakness(obj/item/weapon, mob/living/attacker)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defines.dm

@@ -51,6 +51,7 @@
 	var/list/blood_smear = list(BLOOD_STATE_BLOOD = 0, BLOOD_STATE_OIL = 0, BLOOD_STATE_NOT_BLOODY = 0)
 
 	var/name_override //For temporary visible name changes
+	var/genital_override = FALSE //Force genitals on things incase of chems
 
 	var/nameless = FALSE //For drones of both the insectoid and robotic kind. And other types of nameless critters.
 

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species.dm

@@ -517,7 +517,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 				if(B)
 					var/mutable_appearance/MA = mutable_appearance(B.icon, B.icon_state, -BODY_LAYER)
 					if(UNDIE_COLORABLE(B))
-						MA.color = H.undie_color
+						MA.color = "#[H.undie_color]"
 					standing += MA
 
 		if(H.undershirt)
@@ -533,7 +533,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 					else
 						MA = mutable_appearance(T.icon, T.icon_state, -BODY_LAYER)
 					if(UNDIE_COLORABLE(T))
-						MA.color = H.shirt_color
+						MA.color = "#[H.shirt_color]"
 					standing += MA
 
 		if(H.socks && H.get_num_legs(FALSE) >= 2)
@@ -546,7 +546,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(roundstart_races)
 					var/digilegs = (DIGITIGRADE in species_traits) ? "_d" : ""
 					var/mutable_appearance/MA = mutable_appearance(S.icon, "[S.icon_state][digilegs]", -BODY_LAYER)
 					if(UNDIE_COLORABLE(S))
-						MA.color = H.socks_color
+						MA.color = "[H.socks_color]"
 					standing += MA
 
 	if(standing.len)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/jellypeople.dm

@@ -50,14 +50,14 @@
 		H.adjustBruteLoss(5)
 		to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel empty!</span>")
 
-	if(H.blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL)
+	if(H.blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL * H.blood_ratio))
 		if(H.nutrition >= NUTRITION_LEVEL_STARVING)
 			H.blood_volume += 3
 			H.nutrition -= 2.5
-	if(H.blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY)
+	if(H.blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY*H.blood_ratio))
 		if(prob(5))
 			to_chat(H, "<span class='danger'>You feel drained!</span>")
-	if(H.blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_BAD)
+	if(H.blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_BAD*H.blood_ratio))
 		Cannibalize_Body(H)
 	if(regenerate_limbs)
 		regenerate_limbs.UpdateButtonIcon()
@@ -89,7 +89,7 @@
 		var/list/limbs_to_heal = H.get_missing_limbs()
 		if(limbs_to_heal.len < 1)
 			return 0
-		if(H.blood_volume >= BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY+40)
+		if(H.blood_volume >= (BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY*H.blood_ratio)+40)
 			return 1
 		return 0
 
@@ -100,13 +100,13 @@
 		to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You feel intact enough as it is.</span>")
 		return
 	to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You focus intently on your missing [limbs_to_heal.len >= 2 ? "limbs" : "limb"]...</span>")
-	if(H.blood_volume >= 40*limbs_to_heal.len+BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY)
+	if(H.blood_volume >= 40*limbs_to_heal.len+(BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY*H.blood_ratio))
 		H.regenerate_limbs()
 		H.blood_volume -= 40*limbs_to_heal.len
 		to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>...and after a moment you finish reforming!</span>")
 		return
 	else if(H.blood_volume >= 40)//We can partially heal some limbs
-		while(H.blood_volume >= BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY+40)
+		while(H.blood_volume >= (BLOOD_VOLUME_OKAY*H.blood_ratio)+40)
 			var/healed_limb = pick(limbs_to_heal)
 			H.regenerate_limb(healed_limb)
 			limbs_to_heal -= healed_limb
@@ -140,7 +140,7 @@
 	bodies -= C // This means that the other bodies maintain a link
 	// so if someone mindswapped into them, they'd still be shared.
 	bodies = null
-	C.blood_volume = min(C.blood_volume, BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL)
+	C.blood_volume = min(C.blood_volume, (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL*C.blood_ratio))
 	..()
 
 /datum/species/jelly/slime/on_species_gain(mob/living/carbon/C, datum/species/old_species)
@@ -731,4 +731,4 @@
 			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>You connect [target]'s mind to your slime link!</span>")
 		else
 			to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>You can't seem to link [target]'s mind...</span>")
-			to_chat(target, "<span class='warning'>The foreign presence leaves your mind.</span>")
+			to_chat(target, "<span class='warning'>The foreign presence leaves your mind.</span>")

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/vampire.dm

@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@
 		C.adjustCloneLoss(-4)
 		return
 	C.blood_volume -= 0.75
-	if(C.blood_volume <= BLOOD_VOLUME_SURVIVE)
+	if(C.blood_volume <= (BLOOD_VOLUME_SURVIVE*C.blood_ratio))
 		to_chat(C, "<span class='danger'>You ran out of blood!</span>")
 		C.dust()
 	var/area/A = get_area(C)

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/whisper.dm

@@ -88,4 +88,4 @@
 		AM.Hear(rendered, src, language, message, , spans)
 
 	if(critical) //Dying words.
-		succumb(1)
+		succumb()

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/life.dm

@@ -229,6 +229,9 @@
 		else if(SA_partialpressure > 0.01)
 			if(prob(20))
 				emote(pick("giggle","laugh"))
+			SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "chemical_euphoria", /datum/mood_event/chemical_euphoria)
+	else
+		SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "chemical_euphoria")
 
 	//BZ (Facepunch port of their Agent B)
 	if(breath_gases[/datum/gas/bz])
@@ -527,6 +530,9 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_windows_me_msg, list("Yo man, what if, we like, uh, put
 	if(jitteriness)
 		do_jitter_animation(jitteriness)
 		jitteriness = max(jitteriness - restingpwr, 0)
+		SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "jittery", /datum/mood_event/jittery)
+	else
+		SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "jittery")
 
 	if(stuttering)
 		stuttering = max(stuttering-1, 0)
@@ -612,6 +618,8 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(ballmer_windows_me_msg, list("Yo man, what if, we like, uh, put
 
 		if(drunkenness >= 101)
 			adjustToxLoss(4) //Let's be honest you shouldn't be alive by now
+		else
+			SEND_SIGNAL(src, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "drunk")
 
 //used in human and monkey handle_environment()
 /mob/living/carbon/proc/natural_bodytemperature_stabilization()

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/update_icons.dm

@@ -191,7 +191,7 @@
 	clear_alert("legcuffed")
 	if(legcuffed)
 		var/mutable_appearance/legcuffs = mutable_appearance('icons/mob/restraints.dmi', legcuffed.item_state, -LEGCUFF_LAYER)
-		legcuffs.color = handcuffed.color
+		legcuffs.color = legcuffed.color
 
 		overlays_standing[HANDCUFF_LAYER] = legcuffs
 		apply_overlay(LEGCUFF_LAYER)

code/modules/mob/living/living.dm

@@ -318,17 +318,27 @@
 	visible_message("<b>[src]</b> points at [A].", "<span class='notice'>You point at [A].</span>")
 	return TRUE
 
-/mob/living/verb/succumb(whispered as null)
+/mob/living/verb/succumb()
 	set name = "Succumb"
 	set category = "IC"
+	if(src.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall))
+		var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = src.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+		if(E.phase < 3)
+			if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_MINDSHIELD))
+				to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>Your mindshield prevents your mind from giving in!</span>")
+			else if(src.mind.assigned_role in GLOB.command_positions)
+				to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>Your dedication to your department prevents you from giving in!</span>")
+			else
+				E.enthrallTally += 20
+				to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>You give into [E.master]'s influence.</span>")
 	if (InCritical())
-		log_message("Has [whispered ? "whispered his final words" : "succumbed to death"] while in [InFullCritical() ? "hard":"soft"] critical with [round(health, 0.1)] points of health!", LOG_ATTACK)
+		log_message("Has succumbed to death while in [InFullCritical() ? "hard":"soft"] critical with [round(health, 0.1)] points of health!", LOG_ATTACK)
 		adjustOxyLoss(health - HEALTH_THRESHOLD_DEAD)
 		updatehealth()
-		if(!whispered)
-			to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>You have given up life and succumbed to death.</span>")
+		to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>You have given up life and succumbed to death.</span>")
 		death()
 
+
 /mob/living/incapacitated(ignore_restraints, ignore_grab)
 	if(stat || IsUnconscious() || IsStun() || IsKnockdown() || recoveringstam || (!ignore_restraints && restrained(ignore_grab))) // CIT CHANGE - adds recoveringstam check here
 		return TRUE
@@ -532,7 +542,7 @@
 		var/trail_type = getTrail()
 		if(trail_type)
 			var/brute_ratio = round(getBruteLoss() / maxHealth, 0.1)
-			if(blood_volume && blood_volume > max(BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL*(1 - brute_ratio * 0.25), 0))//don't leave trail if blood volume below a threshold
+			if(blood_volume && blood_volume > max((BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL*blood_ratio)*(1 - brute_ratio * 0.25), 0))//don't leave trail if blood volume below a threshold
 				blood_volume = max(blood_volume - max(1, brute_ratio * 2), 0) 					//that depends on our brute damage.
 				var/newdir = get_dir(target_turf, start)
 				if(newdir != direction)

code/modules/mob/living/living_defines.dm

@@ -77,6 +77,7 @@
 	var/stun_absorption = null //converted to a list of stun absorption sources this mob has when one is added
 
 	var/blood_volume = 0 //how much blood the mob has
+	var/blood_ratio = 1 //How much blood the mob needs, in terms of ratio (i.e 1.2 will require BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL of 672) DO NOT GO ABOVE 3.55 Well, actually you can but, then they can't get enough blood.
 	var/obj/effect/proc_holder/ranged_ability //Any ranged ability the mob has, as a click override
 
 	var/see_override = 0 //0 for no override, sets see_invisible = see_override in silicon & carbon life process via update_sight()

code/modules/mob/living/say.dm

@@ -211,7 +211,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(department_radio_keys, list(
 	send_speech(message, message_range, src, bubble_type, spans, language, message_mode)
 
 	if(succumbed)
-		succumb(1)
+		succumb()
 		to_chat(src, compose_message(src, language, message, , spans, message_mode))
 
 	return 1
@@ -281,6 +281,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(department_radio_keys, list(
 			AM.Hear(eavesrendered, src, message_language, eavesdropping, , spans, message_mode)
 		else
 			AM.Hear(rendered, src, message_language, message, , spans, message_mode)
+	SEND_GLOBAL_SIGNAL(COMSIG_GLOB_LIVING_SAY_SPECIAL, src, message)
 
 	//speech bubble
 	var/list/speech_bubble_recipients = list()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/astral.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,59 @@
+/mob/living/simple_animal/astral
+	name = "Astral projection"
+	desc = "A soul of someone projecting their mind."
+	icon = 'icons/mob/mob.dmi'
+	icon_state = "ghost"
+	icon_living = "ghost"
+	mob_biotypes = list(MOB_SPIRIT)
+	attacktext = "raises the hairs on the neck of"
+	response_harm = "disrupts the concentration of"
+	response_disarm = "wafts"
+	friendly = "communes with"
+	loot = null
+	maxHealth = 10
+	health = 10
+	melee_damage_lower = 0
+	melee_damage_upper = 0
+	obj_damage = 0
+	deathmessage = "disappears as if it was never really there to begin with"
+	incorporeal_move = 1
+	alpha = 50
+	attacktext = "touches the mind of"
+	speak_emote = list("echos")
+	movement_type = FLYING
+	var/pseudo_death = FALSE
+	var/posses_safe = FALSE
+	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 0, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 0, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 0, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
+	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 0
+	minbodytemp = 0
+	maxbodytemp = 100000
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/astral/death()
+	icon_state = "shade_dead"
+	Stun(1000)
+	canmove = 0
+	friendly = "deads at"
+	pseudo_death = TRUE
+	incorporeal_move = 0
+	to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>Your astral projection is interrupted and your mind is sent back to your body with a shock!</span>")
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/astral/ClickOn(var/atom/A, var/params)
+	..()
+	if(pseudo_death == FALSE)
+		if(isliving(A))
+			if(ishuman(A))
+				var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = A
+				if(H.reagents.has_reagent("astral") && !H.mind)
+					var/datum/reagent/fermi/astral/As = locate(/datum/reagent/fermi/astral) in H.reagents.reagent_list
+					if(As.originalmind == src.mind && As.current_cycle < 10 && H.stat != DEAD) //So you can return to your body.
+						to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'><b><i>The intensity of the astrogen in your body is too much allow you to return to yourself yet!</b></i></span>")
+						return
+					to_chat(src, "<b><i>You astrally possess [H]!</b></i>")
+					log_game("FERMICHEM: [src] has astrally possessed [A]!")
+					src.mind.transfer_to(H)
+					qdel(src)
+			var/message = html_decode(stripped_input(src, "Enter a message to send to [A]", MAX_MESSAGE_LEN))
+			if(!message)
+				return
+			to_chat(A, "[src] projects into your mind, <b><i> \"[message]\"</b></i>")
+			log_game("FERMICHEM: [src] has astrally transmitted [message] into [A]")

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/friendly/cat.dm

@@ -292,3 +292,31 @@
 	if(L.a_intent == INTENT_HARM && L.reagents && !stat)
 		L.reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 0.4)
 		L.reagents.add_reagent("vitamin", 0.4)
+
+//Cat made
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/custom_cat
+	name = "White cat" //Incase it somehow gets spawned without an ID
+	desc = "A cute white catto!"
+	icon_state = "custom_cat"
+	icon_living = "custom_cat"
+	icon_dead = "custom_cat_dead"
+	gender = FEMALE
+	gold_core_spawnable = NO_SPAWN
+	health = 50 //So people can't instakill it s
+	maxHealth = 50
+	speak = list("Meowrowr!", "Mew!", "Miauen!")
+	speak_emote = list("wigglepurrs", "mewls")
+	emote_hear = list("meows.", "mews.")
+	emote_see = list("looks at you eagerly for pets!", "wiggles enthusiastically.")
+	gold_core_spawnable = NO_SPAWN
+	var/pseudo_death = FALSE
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/cat/custom_cat/death()
+	if (pseudo_death == TRUE) //secret cat chem
+		icon_state = "custom_cat_dead"
+		Stun(1000)
+		canmove = 0
+		friendly = "deads at"
+		return
+	else
+		..()

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/zombie.dm

@@ -55,4 +55,28 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/zombie/drop_loot()
 	. = ..()
 	corpse.forceMove(drop_location())
-	corpse.create()
+	corpse.create()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/unemployedclone
+	name = "Failed clone"
+	desc = "Somebody failed chemistry."
+	icon = 'icons/mob/human.dmi'
+	icon_state = "husk"
+	icon_living = "husk"
+	icon_dead = "husk"
+	mob_biotypes = list(MOB_ORGANIC, MOB_HUMANOID)
+	speak_chance = 0
+	stat_attack = UNCONSCIOUS //braains
+	maxHealth = 100
+	health = 100
+	harm_intent_damage = 5
+	melee_damage_lower = 21
+	melee_damage_upper = 21
+	attacktext = "bites"
+	attack_sound = 'sound/hallucinations/growl1.ogg'
+	a_intent = INTENT_HARM
+	atmos_requirements = list("min_oxy" = 0, "max_oxy" = 0, "min_tox" = 0, "max_tox" = 0, "min_co2" = 0, "max_co2" = 0, "min_n2" = 0, "max_n2" = 0)
+	minbodytemp = 0
+	spacewalk = FALSE
+	status_flags = CANPUSH
+	del_on_death = 0

code/modules/mob/living/taste.dm

@@ -32,4 +32,33 @@
 			last_taste_time = world.time
 			last_taste_text = text_output
 
+//FermiChem - How to check pH of a beaker without a meter/pH paper.
+//Basically checks the pH of the holder and burns your poor tongue if it's too acidic!
+//TRAIT_AGEUSIA players can't taste, unless it's burning them.
+//taking sips of a strongly acidic/alkaline substance will burn your tongue.
+/mob/living/carbon/taste(datum/reagents/from)
+	var/obj/item/organ/tongue/T = getorganslot("tongue")
+	if (!T)
+		return
+	.=..()
+	if ((from.pH > 12.5) || (from.pH < 1.5))
+		to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You taste chemical burns!</span>")
+		T.adjustTongueLoss(src, 4)
+	if(istype(T, /obj/item/organ/tongue/cybernetic))
+		to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>Your tongue moves on it's own in response to the liquid.</span>")
+		say("The pH is appropriately [round(from.pH, 1)].")
+		return
+	if (!HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_AGEUSIA)) //I'll let you get away with not having 1 damage.
+		switch(from.pH)
+			if(11.5 to INFINITY)
+				to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You taste a strong alkaline flavour!</span>")
+				T.adjustTongueLoss(src, 1)
+			if(8.5 to 11.5)
+				to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>You taste a sort of soapy tone in the mixture.</span>")
+			if(2.5 to 5.5)
+				to_chat(src, "<span class='notice'>You taste a sort of acid tone in the mixture.</span>")
+			if(-INFINITY to 2.5)
+				to_chat(src, "<span class='warning'>You taste a strong acidic flavour!</span>")
+				T.adjustTongueLoss(src, 1)
+
 #undef DEFAULT_TASTE_SENSITIVITY

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/holder.dm

@@ -1,4 +1,3 @@
-
 /proc/build_chemical_reagent_list()
 	//Chemical Reagents - Initialises all /datum/reagent into a list indexed by reagent id
 
@@ -53,10 +52,16 @@
 	var/maximum_volume = 100
 	var/atom/my_atom = null
 	var/chem_temp = 150
+	var/pH = REAGENT_NORMAL_PH//Potential of hydrogen. Edited on adding new reagents, deleting reagents, and during fermi reactions.
+	var/overallPurity = 1
 	var/last_tick = 1
 	var/addiction_tick = 1
 	var/list/datum/reagent/addiction_list = new/list()
 	var/reagents_holder_flags
+	var/targetVol = 0 //the target volume, i.e. the total amount that can be created during a fermichem reaction.
+	var/reactedVol = 0 //how much of the reagent is reacted during a fermireaction
+	var/fermiIsReacting = FALSE //that prevents multiple reactions from occurring (i.e. add_reagent calls to process_reactions(), this stops any extra reactions.)
+	var/fermiReactID = null //ID of the chem being made during a fermireaction, kept here so it's cache isn't lost between loops/procs.
 
 /datum/reagents/New(maximum=100, new_flags)
 	maximum_volume = maximum
@@ -121,11 +126,13 @@
 
 /datum/reagents/proc/remove_all(amount = 1)
 	var/list/cached_reagents = reagent_list
+	if((total_volume - amount) <= 0)//Because this can result in 0, I don't want it to crash.
+		pH = 7
 	if(total_volume > 0)
 		var/part = amount / total_volume
 		for(var/reagent in cached_reagents)
 			var/datum/reagent/R = reagent
-			remove_reagent(R.id, R.volume * part)
+			remove_reagent(R.id, R.volume * part, ignore_pH = TRUE)
 
 		update_total()
 		handle_reactions()
@@ -189,8 +196,11 @@
 		var/transfer_amount = T.volume * part
 		if(preserve_data)
 			trans_data = copy_data(T)
-		R.add_reagent(T.id, transfer_amount * multiplier, trans_data, chem_temp, no_react = 1) //we only handle reaction after every reagent has been transfered.
-		remove_reagent(T.id, transfer_amount)
+
+
+		R.add_reagent(T.id, transfer_amount * multiplier, trans_data, chem_temp, T.purity, pH, no_react = TRUE, ignore_pH = TRUE) //we only handle reaction after every reagent has been transfered.
+
+		remove_reagent(T.id, transfer_amount, ignore_pH = TRUE)
 
 	update_total()
 	R.update_total()
@@ -249,7 +259,8 @@
 		if(current_reagent.id == reagent)
 			if(preserve_data)
 				trans_data = current_reagent.data
-			R.add_reagent(current_reagent.id, amount, trans_data, src.chem_temp)
+			R.add_reagent(current_reagent.id, amount, trans_data, chem_temp, current_reagent.purity, pH, no_react = TRUE)
+
 			remove_reagent(current_reagent.id, amount, 1)
 			break
 
@@ -350,14 +361,21 @@
 		R.on_update (A)
 	update_total()
 
-/datum/reagents/proc/handle_reactions()
+
+/datum/reagents/proc/handle_reactions()//HERE EDIT HERE THE MAIN REACTION
+	if(fermiIsReacting == TRUE)
+		return
+
 	if(reagents_holder_flags & NO_REACT)
 		return //Yup, no reactions here. No siree.
+
 	var/list/cached_reagents = reagent_list
 	var/list/cached_reactions = GLOB.chemical_reactions_list
 	var/datum/cached_my_atom = my_atom
 
-	var/reaction_occurred = 0
+	var/reaction_occurred = 0 // checks if reaction, binary variable
+	var/continue_reacting = FALSE //Helps keep track what kind of reaction is occuring; standard or fermi.
+
 	do
 		var/list/possible_reactions = list()
 		reaction_occurred = 0
@@ -382,6 +400,7 @@
 				var/has_special_react = C.special_react
 				var/can_special_react = 0
 
+
 				for(var/B in cached_required_reagents)
 					if(!has_reagent(B, cached_required_reagents[B]))
 						break
@@ -402,7 +421,7 @@
 					if(!C.required_other)
 						matching_other = 1
 
-					else if(istype(cached_my_atom, /obj/item/slime_extract))
+					else if(istype(cached_my_atom, /obj/item/slime_extract))//if the object is a slime_extract.
 						var/obj/item/slime_extract/M = cached_my_atom
 
 						if(M.Uses > 0) // added a limit to slime cores -- Muskets requested this
@@ -413,7 +432,7 @@
 					if(!C.required_other)
 						matching_other = 1
 
-				if(required_temp == 0 || (is_cold_recipe && chem_temp <= required_temp) || (!is_cold_recipe && chem_temp >= required_temp))
+				if(required_temp == 0 || (is_cold_recipe && chem_temp <= required_temp) || (!is_cold_recipe && chem_temp >= required_temp))//Temperature check!!
 					meets_temp_requirement = 1
 
 				if(!has_special_react || C.check_special_react(src))
@@ -427,53 +446,268 @@
 			//select the reaction with the most extreme temperature requirements
 			for(var/V in possible_reactions)
 				var/datum/chemical_reaction/competitor = V
-				if(selected_reaction.is_cold_recipe) //if there are no recipe conflicts, everything in possible_reactions will have this same value for is_cold_reaction. warranty void if assumption not met.
+				if(selected_reaction.is_cold_recipe)
 					if(competitor.required_temp <= selected_reaction.required_temp)
 						selected_reaction = competitor
 				else
-					if(competitor.required_temp >= selected_reaction.required_temp)
+					if(competitor.required_temp >= selected_reaction.required_temp) //will return with the hotter reacting first.
 						selected_reaction = competitor
-			var/list/cached_required_reagents = selected_reaction.required_reagents
-			var/list/cached_results = selected_reaction.results
+			var/list/cached_required_reagents = selected_reaction.required_reagents//update reagents list
+			var/list/cached_results = selected_reaction.results//resultant chemical list
 			var/special_react_result = selected_reaction.check_special_react(src)
 			var/list/multiplier = INFINITY
-			for(var/B in cached_required_reagents)
-				multiplier = min(multiplier, round(get_reagent_amount(B) / cached_required_reagents[B]))
 
-			for(var/B in cached_required_reagents)
-				remove_reagent(B, (multiplier * cached_required_reagents[B]), safety = 1)
+			//Splits reactions into two types; FermiChem is advanced reaction mechanics, Other is default reaction.
+			//FermiChem relies on two additional properties; pH and impurity
+			//Temperature plays into a larger role too.
+			var/datum/chemical_reaction/C = selected_reaction
 
-			for(var/P in selected_reaction.results)
-				multiplier = max(multiplier, 1) //this shouldnt happen ...
-				SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "chemical_reaction", cached_results[P]*multiplier, P)
-				add_reagent(P, cached_results[P]*multiplier, null, chem_temp)
+			if (C.FermiChem == TRUE && !continue_reacting)
+				if (chem_temp > C.ExplodeTemp) //This is first to ensure explosions.
+					var/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/Ferm = selected_reaction
+					fermiIsReacting = FALSE
+					SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, ("[Ferm] explosion"))
+					Ferm.FermiExplode(src, my_atom, volume = total_volume, temp = chem_temp, pH = pH)
+					return 0
 
-			var/list/seen = viewers(4, get_turf(my_atom))
-			var/iconhtml = icon2html(cached_my_atom, seen)
-			if(cached_my_atom)
-				if(!ismob(cached_my_atom)) // No bubbling mobs
-					if(selected_reaction.mix_sound)
-						playsound(get_turf(cached_my_atom), selected_reaction.mix_sound, 80, 1)
+				for(var/B in cached_required_reagents)
+					multiplier = min(multiplier, round((get_reagent_amount(B) / cached_required_reagents[B]), 0.01))
+				for(var/P in selected_reaction.results)
+					targetVol = cached_results[P]*multiplier
 
-					for(var/mob/M in seen)
-						to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[iconhtml] [selected_reaction.mix_message]</span>")
+				if( (chem_temp <= C.ExplodeTemp) && (chem_temp >= C.OptimalTempMin))
+					if( (pH >= (C.OptimalpHMin - C.ReactpHLim)) && (pH <= (C.OptimalpHMax + C.ReactpHLim)) )//To prevent pointless reactions
+
+						if (fermiIsReacting == TRUE)
+							return 0
+						else
+							START_PROCESSING(SSprocessing, src)
+							selected_reaction.on_reaction(src, my_atom, multiplier)
+							fermiIsReacting = TRUE
+							fermiReactID = selected_reaction
+							reaction_occurred = 1
+
+					else //It's a little bit of a confusing nest, but esstentially we check if it's a fermireaction, then temperature, then pH. If this is true, the remainer of this handler is run.
+						return 0 //If pH is out of range
+				else
+					return 0 //If not hot enough
+
+		//Standard reaction mechanics:
+			else
+				if (C.FermiChem == TRUE)//Just to make sure
+					return 0
+
+				for(var/B in cached_required_reagents) //
+					multiplier = min(multiplier, round((get_reagent_amount(B) / cached_required_reagents[B]), 0.01))
+
+				for(var/B in cached_required_reagents)
+					remove_reagent(B, (multiplier * cached_required_reagents[B]), safety = 1, ignore_pH = TRUE)
+
+				for(var/P in selected_reaction.results)
+					multiplier = max(multiplier, 1) //this shouldnt happen ...
+					SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "chemical_reaction", cached_results[P]*multiplier, P)//log
+					add_reagent(P, cached_results[P]*multiplier, null, chem_temp)
+
+
+				var/list/seen = viewers(4, get_turf(my_atom))//Sound and sight checkers
+				var/iconhtml = icon2html(cached_my_atom, seen)
+				if(cached_my_atom)
+					if(!ismob(cached_my_atom)) // No bubbling mobs
+						if(selected_reaction.mix_sound)
+							playsound(get_turf(cached_my_atom), selected_reaction.mix_sound, 80, 1)
 
-				if(istype(cached_my_atom, /obj/item/slime_extract))
-					var/obj/item/slime_extract/ME2 = my_atom
-					ME2.Uses--
-					if(ME2.Uses <= 0) // give the notification that the slime core is dead
 						for(var/mob/M in seen)
-							to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[iconhtml] \The [my_atom]'s power is consumed in the reaction.</span>")
-							ME2.name = "used slime extract"
-							ME2.desc = "This extract has been used up."
+							to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[iconhtml] [selected_reaction.mix_message]</span>")
 
-			selected_reaction.on_reaction(src, multiplier, special_react_result)
-			reaction_occurred = 1
+					if(istype(cached_my_atom, /obj/item/slime_extract))//if there's an extract and it's used up.
+						var/obj/item/slime_extract/ME2 = my_atom
+						ME2.Uses--
+						if(ME2.Uses <= 0) // give the notification that the slime core is dead
+							for(var/mob/M in seen)
+								to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[iconhtml] \The [my_atom]'s power is consumed in the reaction.</span>")
+								ME2.name = "used slime extract"
+								ME2.desc = "This extract has been used up."
+
+				selected_reaction.on_reaction(src, multiplier, special_react_result)
+				reaction_occurred = 1
+				continue_reacting = TRUE
 
 	while(reaction_occurred)
 	update_total()
 	return 0
 
+/datum/reagents/process()
+	var/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/C = fermiReactID
+
+	var/list/cached_required_reagents = C.required_reagents//update reagents list
+	var/list/cached_results = C.results//resultant chemical list
+	var/multiplier = INFINITY
+
+	for(var/B in cached_required_reagents) //
+		multiplier = min(multiplier, round((get_reagent_amount(B) / cached_required_reagents[B]), 0.001))
+	if (multiplier == 0)
+		fermiEnd()
+		return
+	for(var/P in cached_results)
+		targetVol = cached_results[P]*multiplier
+
+	if (fermiIsReacting == FALSE)
+		CRASH("Fermi has refused to stop reacting even though we asked her nicely.")
+
+	if (chem_temp > C.OptimalTempMin && fermiIsReacting == TRUE)//To prevent pointless reactions
+		if( (pH >= (C.OptimalpHMin - C.ReactpHLim)) && (pH <= (C.OptimalpHMax + C.ReactpHLim)) )
+			if (reactedVol < targetVol)
+				reactedVol = fermiReact(fermiReactID, chem_temp, pH, reactedVol, targetVol, cached_required_reagents, cached_results, multiplier)
+			else//Volume is used up
+				fermiEnd()
+				return
+		else//pH is out of range
+			fermiEnd()
+			return
+	else//Temperature is too low, or reaction has stopped.
+		fermiEnd()
+		return
+
+/datum/reagents/proc/fermiEnd()
+	var/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/C = fermiReactID
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSprocessing, src)
+	fermiIsReacting = FALSE
+	reactedVol = 0
+	targetVol = 0
+	//pH check, handled at the end to reduce calls.
+	if(istype(my_atom, /obj/item/reagent_containers))
+		var/obj/item/reagent_containers/RC = my_atom
+		RC.pH_check()
+	C.FermiFinish(src, my_atom)
+	handle_reactions()
+	update_total()
+	//Reaction sounds and words
+	playsound(get_turf(my_atom), C.mix_sound, 80, 1)
+	var/list/seen = viewers(5, get_turf(my_atom))
+	var/iconhtml = icon2html(my_atom, seen)
+	for(var/mob/M in seen)
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[iconhtml] [C.mix_message]</span>")
+
+/datum/reagents/proc/fermiReact(selected_reaction, cached_temp, cached_pH, reactedVol, targetVol, cached_required_reagents, cached_results, multiplier)
+	var/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/C = selected_reaction
+	var/deltaT = 0
+	var/deltapH = 0
+	var/stepChemAmmount = 0
+
+	//get purity from combined beaker reactant purities HERE.
+	var/purity = 1
+
+	//Begin checks
+	//For now, purity is handled elsewhere (on add)
+	//Calculate DeltapH (Deviation of pH from optimal)
+	//Lower range
+	if (cached_pH < C.OptimalpHMin)
+		if (cached_pH < (C.OptimalpHMin - C.ReactpHLim))
+			deltapH = 0
+			return//If outside pH range, no reaction
+		else
+			deltapH = (((cached_pH - (C.OptimalpHMin - C.ReactpHLim))**C.CurveSharppH)/((C.ReactpHLim**C.CurveSharppH)))
+	//Upper range
+	else if (cached_pH > C.OptimalpHMax)
+		if (cached_pH > (C.OptimalpHMax + C.ReactpHLim))
+			deltapH = 0
+			return //If outside pH range, no reaction
+		else
+			deltapH = (((- cached_pH + (C.OptimalpHMax + C.ReactpHLim))**C.CurveSharppH)/(C.ReactpHLim**C.CurveSharppH))//Reverse - to + to prevent math operation failures.
+	//Within mid range
+	else if (cached_pH >= C.OptimalpHMin  && cached_pH <= C.OptimalpHMax)
+		deltapH = 1
+	//This should never proc:
+	else
+		WARNING("[my_atom] attempted to determine FermiChem pH for '[C.id]' which broke for some reason! ([usr])")
+
+	//Calculate DeltaT (Deviation of T from optimal)
+	if (cached_temp < C.OptimalTempMax && cached_temp >= C.OptimalTempMin)
+		deltaT = (((cached_temp - C.OptimalTempMin)**C.CurveSharpT)/((C.OptimalTempMax - C.OptimalTempMin)**C.CurveSharpT))
+	else if (cached_temp >= C.OptimalTempMax)
+		deltaT = 1
+	else
+		deltaT = 0
+
+	purity = (deltapH)//set purity equal to pH offset
+
+	//Then adjust purity of result with reagent purity.
+	purity *= reactant_purity(C)
+
+	var/removeChemAmmount //remove factor
+	var/addChemAmmount //add factor
+	//ONLY WORKS FOR ONE PRODUCT AT THE MOMENT
+	//Calculate how much product to make and how much reactant to remove factors..
+	for(var/P in cached_results)
+		//stepChemAmmount = CLAMP(((deltaT * multiplier), 0, ((targetVol - reactedVol)/cached_results[P]))  //used to have multipler, now it does
+		stepChemAmmount = (multiplier*cached_results[P])
+		if (stepChemAmmount >= C.RateUpLim)
+			stepChemAmmount = (C.RateUpLim)
+		addChemAmmount = deltaT * stepChemAmmount
+		if (addChemAmmount >= (targetVol - reactedVol))
+			addChemAmmount = (targetVol - reactedVol)
+		if (addChemAmmount < 0.01)
+			addChemAmmount = 0.01
+		removeChemAmmount = (addChemAmmount/cached_results[P])
+		//This is kept for future bugtesters.
+		//message_admins("Reaction vars: PreReacted: [reactedVol] of [targetVol]. deltaT [deltaT], multiplier [multiplier], Step [stepChemAmmount], uncapped Step [deltaT*(multiplier*cached_results[P])], addChemAmmount [addChemAmmount], removeFactor [removeChemAmmount] Pfactor [cached_results[P]], adding [addChemAmmount]")
+
+	//remove reactants
+	for(var/B in cached_required_reagents)
+		remove_reagent(B, (removeChemAmmount * cached_required_reagents[B]), safety = 1, ignore_pH = TRUE)
+
+	//add product
+	var/TotalStep = 0
+	for(var/P in cached_results)
+		SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "chemical_reaction", addChemAmmount, P)//log
+		SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", addChemAmmount, P)
+		add_reagent(P, (addChemAmmount), null, cached_temp, purity)//add reagent function!! I THINK I can do this:
+		TotalStep += addChemAmmount//for multiple products
+		//Above should reduce yeild based on holder purity.
+		//Purity Check
+		for(var/datum/reagent/R in my_atom.reagents.reagent_list)
+			if(P == R.id)
+				if (R.purity < C.PurityMin)//If purity is below the min, blow it up.
+					fermiIsReacting = FALSE
+					SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, ("[P] explosion"))
+					C.FermiExplode(src, my_atom, (reactedVol+targetVol), cached_temp, pH)
+					STOP_PROCESSING(SSprocessing, src)
+					return 0
+
+	C.FermiCreate(src)//proc that calls when step is done
+
+	//Apply pH changes and thermal output of reaction to beaker
+	chem_temp = round(cached_temp + (C.ThermicConstant * addChemAmmount))
+	pH += (C.HIonRelease * addChemAmmount)
+	//keep track of the current reacted amount
+	reactedVol = reactedVol + addChemAmmount
+
+	//Check extremes
+	if (chem_temp > C.ExplodeTemp)
+		//go to explode proc
+		fermiIsReacting = FALSE
+		SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, ("[C] explosions"))
+		C.FermiExplode(src, my_atom, (reactedVol+targetVol), chem_temp, pH)
+		STOP_PROCESSING(SSprocessing, src)
+		return
+
+	//Make sure things are limited.
+	pH = CLAMP(pH, 0, 14)
+	
+	//return said amount to compare for next step.
+	return (reactedVol)
+
+//Currently calculates it irrespective of required reagents at the start
+/datum/reagents/proc/reactant_purity(var/datum/chemical_reaction/fermi/C, holder)
+	var/list/cached_reagents = reagent_list
+	var/i = 0
+	var/cachedPurity
+	for(var/datum/reagent/R in my_atom.reagents.reagent_list)
+		if (R in cached_reagents)
+			cachedPurity += R.purity
+			i++
+	return cachedPurity/i
+
 /datum/reagents/proc/isolate_reagent(reagent)
 	var/list/cached_reagents = reagent_list
 	for(var/_reagent in cached_reagents)
@@ -517,6 +751,7 @@
 	for(var/reagent in cached_reagents)
 		var/datum/reagent/R = reagent
 		del_reagent(R.id)
+	pH = REAGENT_NORMAL_PH
 	return 0
 
 /datum/reagents/proc/reaction(atom/A, method = TOUCH, volume_modifier = 1, show_message = 1)
@@ -563,13 +798,17 @@
 
 /datum/reagents/proc/adjust_thermal_energy(J, min_temp = 2.7, max_temp = 1000)
 	var/S = specific_heat()
-	chem_temp = CLAMP(chem_temp + (J / (S * total_volume)), 2.7, 1000)
+	chem_temp = CLAMP(chem_temp + (J / (S * total_volume)), min_temp, max_temp)
+	if(istype(my_atom, /obj/item/reagent_containers))
+		var/obj/item/reagent_containers/RC = my_atom
+		RC.temp_check()
+
+/datum/reagents/proc/add_reagent(reagent, amount, list/data=null, reagtemp = 300, other_purity = 1, other_pH, no_react = 0, ignore_pH = FALSE)
 
-/datum/reagents/proc/add_reagent(reagent, amount, list/data=null, reagtemp = 300, no_react = 0)
 	if(!isnum(amount) || !amount)
 		return FALSE
 
-	if(amount <= 0)
+	if(amount <= 0.00)
 		return FALSE
 
 	var/datum/reagent/D = GLOB.chemical_reagents_list[reagent]
@@ -577,6 +816,23 @@
 		WARNING("[my_atom] attempted to add a reagent called '[reagent]' which doesn't exist. ([usr])")
 		return FALSE
 
+	if (D.id == "water" && no_react == FALSE && !istype(my_atom, /obj/item/reagent_containers/food)) //Do like an otter, add acid to water, but also don't blow up botany.
+		if (pH <= 2)
+			SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, "water-acid explosions")
+			var/datum/effect_system/smoke_spread/chem/s = new
+			var/turf/T = get_turf(my_atom)
+			var/datum/reagents/R = new/datum/reagents(3000)
+			R.add_reagent("fermiAcid", amount)
+			for (var/datum/reagent/reagentgas in reagent_list)
+				R.add_reagent(reagentgas, amount/5)
+				remove_reagent(reagentgas, amount/5)
+			s.set_up(R, CLAMP(amount/10, 0, 2), T)
+			s.start()
+			return FALSE
+
+	if(!pH)
+		other_pH = D.pH
+
 	update_total()
 	var/cached_total = total_volume
 	if(cached_total + amount > maximum_volume)
@@ -587,6 +843,10 @@
 	var/cached_temp = chem_temp
 	var/list/cached_reagents = reagent_list
 
+	var/cached_pH = pH
+
+
+
 	//Equalize temperature - Not using specific_heat() because the new chemical isn't in yet.
 	var/specific_heat = 0
 	var/thermal_energy = 0
@@ -597,32 +857,55 @@
 	specific_heat += D.specific_heat * (amount / new_total)
 	thermal_energy += D.specific_heat * amount * reagtemp
 	chem_temp = thermal_energy / (specific_heat * new_total)
-	////
+
+	//cacluate reagent based pH shift.
+	if(ignore_pH == TRUE)
+		pH = ((cached_pH * cached_total)+(other_pH * amount))/(cached_total + amount)//should be right
+	else
+		pH = ((cached_pH * cached_total)+(D.pH * amount))/(cached_total + amount)//should be right
+	if(istype(my_atom, /obj/item/reagent_containers/))
+		var/obj/item/reagent_containers/RC = my_atom
+		RC.pH_check()//checks beaker resilience
 
 	//add the reagent to the existing if it exists
 	for(var/A in cached_reagents)
 		var/datum/reagent/R = A
-		if (R.id == reagent)
+		if (R.id == reagent) //IF MERGING
+			//Add amount and equalize purity
 			R.volume += amount
+			R.purity = ((R.purity * R.volume) + (other_purity * amount)) /((R.volume + amount)) //This should add the purity to the product
+
 			update_total()
 			if(my_atom)
 				my_atom.on_reagent_change(ADD_REAGENT)
-			R.on_merge(data, amount)
+			if(isliving(my_atom))
+				if(R.OnMobMergeCheck == TRUE)//Forces on_mob_add proc when a chem is merged
+					R.on_mob_add(my_atom, amount)
+				//else
+				//	R.on_merge(data, amount, my_atom, other_purity)
+			R.on_merge(data, amount, my_atom, other_purity)
 			if(!no_react)
 				handle_reactions()
+
 			return TRUE
 
+
 	//otherwise make a new one
 	var/datum/reagent/R = new D.type(data)
 	cached_reagents += R
 	R.holder = src
 	R.volume = amount
+	R.purity = other_purity
+	R.loc = get_turf(my_atom)
 	if(data)
 		R.data = data
 		R.on_new(data)
+	if(R.addProc == TRUE)//Allows on new without data overhead.
+		R.on_new(pH) //Add more as desired.
+
 
 	if(isliving(my_atom))
-		R.on_mob_add(my_atom) //Must occur befor it could posibly run on_mob_delete
+		R.on_mob_add(my_atom, amount)
 	update_total()
 	if(my_atom)
 		my_atom.on_reagent_change(ADD_REAGENT)
@@ -630,12 +913,13 @@
 		handle_reactions()
 	return TRUE
 
+
 /datum/reagents/proc/add_reagent_list(list/list_reagents, list/data=null) // Like add_reagent but you can enter a list. Format it like this: list("toxin" = 10, "beer" = 15)
 	for(var/r_id in list_reagents)
 		var/amt = list_reagents[r_id]
 		add_reagent(r_id, amt, data)
 
-/datum/reagents/proc/remove_reagent(reagent, amount, safety)//Added a safety check for the trans_id_to
+/datum/reagents/proc/remove_reagent(reagent, amount, safety, ignore_pH = FALSE)//Added a safety check for the trans_id_to
 
 	if(isnull(amount))
 		amount = 0
@@ -653,6 +937,15 @@
 	for(var/A in cached_reagents)
 		var/datum/reagent/R = A
 		if (R.id == reagent)
+			if((total_volume - amount) <= 0)//Because this can result in 0, I don't want it to crash.
+				pH = 7
+			//In practice this is really confusing and players feel like it randomly melts their beakers, but I'm not sure how else to handle it. We'll see how it goes and I can remove this if it confuses people.
+			else if (ignore_pH == FALSE)
+				//if (((pH > R.pH) && (pH <= 7)) || ((pH < R.pH) && (pH >= 7)))
+				pH = (((pH - R.pH) / total_volume) * amount) + pH
+			if(istype(my_atom, /obj/item/reagent_containers/))
+				var/obj/item/reagent_containers/RC = my_atom
+				RC.pH_check()//checks beaker resilience)
 			//clamp the removal amount to be between current reagent amount
 			//and zero, to prevent removing more than the holder has stored
 			amount = CLAMP(amount, 0, R.volume)

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_dispenser.dm

@@ -189,10 +189,16 @@
 		data["beakerCurrentVolume"] = beakerCurrentVolume
 		data["beakerMaxVolume"] = beaker.volume
 		data["beakerTransferAmounts"] = beaker.possible_transfer_amounts
+		data["beakerCurrentpH"] = beaker.reagents.pH
+		//pH accuracy
+		for(var/obj/item/stock_parts/capacitor/C in component_parts)
+			data["partRating"]= 10**(C.rating-1)
+
 	else
 		data["beakerCurrentVolume"] = null
 		data["beakerMaxVolume"] = null
 		data["beakerTransferAmounts"] = null
+		data["beakerCurrentpH"] = null
 
 	var/chemicals[0]
 	var/recipes[0]

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_heater.dm

@@ -97,13 +97,21 @@
 	data["isBeakerLoaded"] = beaker ? 1 : 0
 
 	data["currentTemp"] = beaker ? beaker.reagents.chem_temp : null
+	data["currentpH"] =  beaker ? beaker.reagents.pH : null
 	data["beakerCurrentVolume"] = beaker ? beaker.reagents.total_volume : null
 	data["beakerMaxVolume"] = beaker ? beaker.volume : null
+	//purity and pH accuracy
+	for(var/obj/item/stock_parts/micro_laser/M in component_parts)
+		data["partRating"]= 10**(M.rating-1)
+		if(M.rating == 4)
+			data["showPurity"] = 1
+		else
+			data["showPurity"] = 0
 
 	var beakerContents[0]
 	if(beaker)
 		for(var/datum/reagent/R in beaker.reagents.reagent_list)
-			beakerContents.Add(list(list("name" = R.name, "volume" = R.volume))) // list in a list because Byond merges the first list...
+			beakerContents.Add(list(list("name" = R.name, "volume" = R.volume, "purity" = R.purity))) // list in a list because Byond merges the first list...
 	data["beakerContents"] = beakerContents
 	return data
 

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/machinery/chem_master.dm

@@ -21,6 +21,7 @@
 	var/analyzeVars[0]
 	var/useramount = 30 // Last used amount
 	var/list/pillStyles
+	var/fermianalyze //Give more detail on fermireactions on analysis
 
 /obj/machinery/chem_master/Initialize()
 	create_reagents(100)
@@ -170,6 +171,7 @@
 	data["condi"] = condi
 	data["screen"] = screen
 	data["analyzeVars"] = analyzeVars
+	data["fermianalyze"] = fermianalyze
 	data["chosenPillStyle"] = chosenPillStyle
 	data["isPillBottleLoaded"] = bottle ? 1 : 0
 	if(bottle)
@@ -211,11 +213,13 @@
 				var/id = params["id"]
 				var/amount = text2num(params["amount"])
 				if (amount > 0)
+					end_fermi_reaction()
 					beaker.reagents.trans_id_to(src, id, amount)
 					. = TRUE
 				else if (amount == -1) // -1 means custom amount
 					useramount = input("Enter the Amount you want to transfer:", name, useramount) as num|null
 					if (useramount > 0)
+						end_fermi_reaction()
 						beaker.reagents.trans_id_to(src, id, useramount)
 						. = TRUE
 
@@ -387,7 +391,14 @@
 					state = "Gas"
 				var/const/P = 3 //The number of seconds between life ticks
 				var/T = initial(R.metabolization_rate) * (60 / P)
-				analyzeVars = list("name" = initial(R.name), "state" = state, "color" = initial(R.color), "description" = initial(R.description), "metaRate" = T, "overD" = initial(R.overdose_threshold), "addicD" = initial(R.addiction_threshold))
+				if(istype(R, /datum/reagent/fermi))
+					fermianalyze = TRUE
+					var/datum/chemical_reaction/Rcr = get_chemical_reaction(R.id)
+					var/pHpeakCache = (Rcr.OptimalpHMin + Rcr.OptimalpHMax)/2
+					analyzeVars = list("name" = initial(R.name), "state" = state, "color" = initial(R.color), "description" = initial(R.description), "metaRate" = T, "overD" = initial(R.overdose_threshold), "addicD" = initial(R.addiction_threshold), "purityF" = initial(R.purity), "inverseRatioF" = initial(R.InverseChemVal), "purityE" = initial(Rcr.PurityMin), "minTemp" = initial(Rcr.OptimalTempMin), "maxTemp" = initial(Rcr.OptimalTempMax), "eTemp" = initial(Rcr.ExplodeTemp), "pHpeak" = pHpeakCache)
+				else
+					fermianalyze = FALSE
+					analyzeVars = list("name" = initial(R.name), "state" = state, "color" = initial(R.color), "description" = initial(R.description), "metaRate" = T, "overD" = initial(R.overdose_threshold), "addicD" = initial(R.addiction_threshold))
 				screen = "analyze"
 				return
 
@@ -397,6 +408,9 @@
 
 
 
+/obj/machinery/chem_master/proc/end_fermi_reaction()//Ends any reactions upon moving.
+	if(beaker.reagents.fermiIsReacting)
+		beaker.reagents.fermiEnd()
 
 /obj/machinery/chem_master/proc/isgoodnumber(num)
 	if(isnum(num))

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents.dm

@@ -33,6 +33,16 @@
 	var/addiction_stage4_end = 40
 	var/overdosed = 0 // You fucked up and this is now triggering its overdose effects, purge that shit quick.
 	var/self_consuming = FALSE
+	//Fermichem vars:
+	var/purity = 1 						//How pure a chemical is from 0 - 1.
+	var/addProc = FALSE 				//If the chemical should force an on_new() call
+	var/turf/loc = null 				//Should be the creation location!
+	var/pH = 7							//pH of the specific reagent, used for calculating the sum pH of a holder.
+	var/ImpureChem 			= "fermiTox"// What chemical is metabolised with an inpure reaction
+	var/InverseChemVal 		= 0.25		// If the impurity is below 0.5, replace ALL of the chem with InverseChem upon metabolising
+	var/InverseChem 		= "fermiTox"// What chem is metabolised when purity is below InverseChemVal, this shouldn't be made, but if it does, well, I guess I'll know about it.
+	var/DoNotSplit			= FALSE		// If impurity is handled within the main chem itself
+	var/OnMobMergeCheck 	= FALSE 	//Call on_mob_life proc when reagents are merging.
 	var/metabolizing = FALSE
 	var/invisible = FALSE //Set to true if it doesn't appear on handheld health analyzers.
 
@@ -59,7 +69,8 @@
 
 /datum/reagent/proc/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	current_cycle++
-	holder.remove_reagent(src.id, metabolization_rate * M.metabolism_efficiency) //By default it slowly disappears.
+	if(holder)
+		holder.remove_reagent(src.id, metabolization_rate * M.metabolism_efficiency) //By default it slowly disappears.
 	return
 
 // Called when this reagent is first added to a mob

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm

@@ -14,6 +14,7 @@
 	nutriment_factor = 0
 	taste_description = "alcohol"
 	var/boozepwr = 65 //Higher numbers equal higher hardness, higher hardness equals more intense alcohol poisoning
+	pH = 7.33
 
 /*
 Boozepwr Chart
@@ -86,6 +87,8 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	taste_description = "piss water"
 	glass_name = "glass of beer"
 	glass_desc = "A freezing pint of beer."
+	pH = 4
+
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beer/light
 	name = "Light Beer"
@@ -95,6 +98,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	taste_description = "dish water"
 	glass_name = "glass of light beer"
 	glass_desc = "A freezing pint of watery light beer."
+	pH = 5
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beer/green
 	name = "Green Beer"
@@ -105,6 +109,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_icon_state = "greenbeerglass"
 	glass_name = "glass of green beer"
 	glass_desc = "A freezing pint of green beer. Festive."
+	pH = 6
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/beer/green/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(M.color != color)
@@ -124,6 +129,8 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_name = "glass of RR coffee liquor"
 	glass_desc = "DAMN, THIS THING LOOKS ROBUST!"
 	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglasscream"
+	pH = 6
+
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/kahlua/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.dizziness = max(0,M.dizziness-5)
@@ -145,6 +152,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_name = "glass of whiskey"
 	glass_desc = "The silky, smokey whiskey goodness inside the glass makes the drink look very classy."
 	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassbrown"
+	pH = 4.5
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/thirteenloko
 	name = "Thirteen Loko"
@@ -161,6 +169,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_name = "glass of Thirteen Loko"
 	glass_desc = "This is a glass of Thirteen Loko, it appears to be of the highest quality. The drink, not the glass."
 
+
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/thirteenloko/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.drowsyness = max(0,M.drowsyness-7)
 	M.AdjustSleeping(-40)
@@ -221,6 +230,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_name = "glass of vodka"
 	glass_desc = "The glass contain wodka. Xynta."
 	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassclear"
+	pH = 8.1
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/vodka/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.radiation = max(M.radiation-2,0)
@@ -255,6 +265,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_icon_state = "threemileislandglass"
 	glass_name = "Three Mile Island Ice Tea"
 	glass_desc = "A glass of this is sure to prevent a meltdown."
+	pH = 3.5
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/threemileisland/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.set_drugginess(50)
@@ -270,6 +281,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_icon_state = "ginvodkaglass"
 	glass_name = "glass of gin"
 	glass_desc = "A crystal clear glass of Griffeater gin."
+	pH = 6.9
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/rum
 	name = "Rum"
@@ -282,6 +294,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_name = "glass of rum"
 	glass_desc = "Now you want to Pray for a pirate suit, don't you?"
 	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassbrown"
+	pH = 6.5
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/tequila
 	name = "Tequila"
@@ -294,6 +307,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_name = "glass of tequila"
 	glass_desc = "Now all that's missing is the weird colored shades!"
 	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassgold"
+	pH = 4
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/vermouth
 	name = "Vermouth"
@@ -306,6 +320,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_name = "glass of vermouth"
 	glass_desc = "You wonder why you're even drinking this straight."
 	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassclear"
+	pH = 3.25
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/wine
 	name = "Wine"
@@ -318,6 +333,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_name = "glass of wine"
 	glass_desc = "A very classy looking drink."
 	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassred"
+	pH = 3.45
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/lizardwine
 	name = "Lizard wine"
@@ -327,6 +343,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	boozepwr = 45
 	quality = DRINK_FANTASTIC
 	taste_description = "scaley sweetness"
+	pH = 3
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/grappa
 	name = "Grappa"
@@ -338,6 +355,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_icon_state = "grappa"
 	glass_name = "glass of grappa"
 	glass_desc = "A fine drink originally made to prevent waste by using the leftovers from winemaking."
+	pH = 3.5
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cognac
 	name = "Cognac"
@@ -350,6 +368,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_name = "glass of cognac"
 	glass_desc = "Damn, you feel like some kind of French aristocrat just by holding this."
 	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassbrown"
+	pH = 3.5
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/absinthe
 	name = "Absinthe"
@@ -395,6 +414,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_icon_state = "aleglass"
 	glass_name = "glass of ale"
 	glass_desc = "A freezing pint of delicious Ale."
+	pH = 4.5
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/goldschlager
 	name = "Goldschlager"
@@ -421,6 +441,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_name = "glass of patron"
 	glass_desc = "Drinking patron in the bar, with all the subpar ladies."
 	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassclear"
+	pH = 4.5
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/gintonic
 	name = "Gin and Tonic"
@@ -433,6 +454,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_icon_state = "gintonicglass"
 	glass_name = "Gin and Tonic"
 	glass_desc = "A mild but still great cocktail. Drink up, like a true Englishman."
+	pH = 3
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/rum_coke
 	name = "Rum and Coke"
@@ -445,6 +467,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_icon_state = "whiskeycolaglass"
 	glass_name = "Rum and Coke"
 	glass_desc = "The classic go-to of space-fratboys."
+	pH = 4
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cuba_libre
 	name = "Cuba Libre"
@@ -458,6 +481,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_name = "Cuba Libre"
 	glass_desc = "A classic mix of rum, cola, and lime. A favorite of revolutionaries everywhere!"
 
+
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cuba_libre/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(M.mind && M.mind.has_antag_datum(/datum/antagonist/rev)) //Cuba Libre, the traditional drink of revolutions! Heals revolutionaries.
 		M.adjustBruteLoss(-1, 0)
@@ -504,6 +528,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_name = "Vodka martini"
 	glass_desc ="A bastardisation of the classic martini. Still great."
 
+
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/white_russian
 	name = "White Russian"
 	id = "whiterussian"
@@ -557,8 +582,8 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_desc = "Tomato juice, mixed with Vodka and a lil' bit of lime. Tastes like liquid murder."
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bloody_mary/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
-	if(C.blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL)
-		C.blood_volume = min(BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL, C.blood_volume + 3) //Bloody Mary quickly restores blood loss.
+	if(C.blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL*C.blood_ratio))
+		C.blood_volume = min((BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL*C.blood_ratio), C.blood_volume + 3) //Bloody Mary quickly restores blood loss.
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/brave_bull
@@ -643,6 +668,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_icon_state = "beepskysmashglass"
 	glass_name = "Beepsky Smash"
 	glass_desc = "Heavy, hot and strong. Just like the Iron fist of the LAW."
+	pH = 2
 	overdose_threshold = 40
 	var/datum/brain_trauma/special/beepsky/B
 
@@ -1578,6 +1604,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	glass_name = "Bastion Bourbon"
 	glass_desc = "If you're feeling low, count on the buttery flavor of our own bastion bourbon."
 	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassgreen"
+	pH = 4
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/bastion_bourbon/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/L)
 	var/heal_points = 10
@@ -2106,6 +2133,7 @@ All effects don't start immediately, but rather get worse over time; the rate is
 	can_synth = FALSE
 	var/list/names = list("null fruit" = 1) //Names of the fruits used. Associative list where name is key, value is the percentage of that fruit.
 	var/list/tastes = list("bad coding" = 1) //List of tastes. See above.
+	pH = 4
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/fruit_wine/on_new(list/data)
 	names = data["names"]

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drink_reagents.dm

@@ -168,6 +168,7 @@
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/laughter/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.emote("laugh")
+	SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "chemical_laughter", /datum/mood_event/chemical_laughter)
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/superlaughter
@@ -182,6 +183,7 @@
 	if(prob(30))
 		M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[M] bursts out into a fit of uncontrollable laughter!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>You burst out in a fit of uncontrollable laughter!</span>")
 		M.Stun(5)
+		SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "chemical_laughter", /datum/mood_event/chemical_superlaughter)
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/potato_juice

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/drug_reagents.dm

@@ -15,6 +15,7 @@
 	description = "An illegal chemical compound used as drug."
 	color = "#60A584" // rgb: 96, 165, 132
 	overdose_threshold = 30
+	pH = 9
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/space_drugs/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.set_drugginess(15)
@@ -44,6 +45,7 @@
 	addiction_threshold = 30
 	taste_description = "smoke"
 	trippy = FALSE
+	pH = 8
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/nicotine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(prob(1))
@@ -65,6 +67,7 @@
 	color = "#FA00C8"
 	overdose_threshold = 20
 	addiction_threshold = 10
+	pH = 10
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/crank/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(prob(5))
@@ -112,6 +115,7 @@
 	color = "#0064B4"
 	overdose_threshold = 20
 	addiction_threshold = 15
+	pH = 9
 
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/krokodil/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
@@ -167,6 +171,7 @@
 	var/brain_damage = TRUE
 	var/jitter = TRUE
 	var/confusion = TRUE
+	pH = 5
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/methamphetamine/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/L)
 	..()
@@ -261,6 +266,7 @@
 	addiction_threshold = 10
 	taste_description = "salt" // because they're bathsalts?
 	var/datum/brain_trauma/special/psychotic_brawling/bath_salts/rage
+	pH = 8.2
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/bath_salts/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/L)
 	..()
@@ -357,6 +363,7 @@
 	description = "Amps you up and gets you going, fixes all stamina damage you might have but can cause toxin and oxygen damage."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#78FFF0"
+	pH = 9.2
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/aranesp/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	var/high_message = pick("You feel amped up.", "You feel ready.", "You feel like you can push it to the limit.")
@@ -370,6 +377,84 @@
 	..()
 	. = 1
 
+/datum/reagent/drug/happiness
+	name = "Happiness"
+	id = "happiness"
+	description = "Fills you with ecstasic numbness and causes minor brain damage. Highly addictive. If overdosed causes sudden mood swings."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#FFF378"
+	addiction_threshold = 10
+	overdose_threshold = 20
+	pH = 10.5
+
+/datum/reagent/drug/happiness/on_mob_add(mob/living/L)
+	..()
+	ADD_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_FEARLESS, id)
+	SEND_SIGNAL(L, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "happiness_drug", /datum/mood_event/happiness_drug)
+
+/datum/reagent/drug/happiness/on_mob_delete(mob/living/L)
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_FEARLESS, id)
+	SEND_SIGNAL(L, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "happiness_drug")
+	..()
+
+/datum/reagent/drug/happiness/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	M.jitteriness = 0
+	M.confused = 0
+	M.disgust = 0
+	M.adjustBrainLoss(0.2)
+	..()
+	. = 1
+
+/datum/reagent/drug/happiness/overdose_process(mob/living/M)
+	if(prob(30))
+		var/reaction = rand(1,3)
+		switch(reaction)
+			if(1)
+				M.emote("laugh")
+				SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "happiness_drug", /datum/mood_event/happiness_drug_good_od)
+			if(2)
+				M.emote("sway")
+				M.Dizzy(25)
+			if(3)
+				M.emote("frown")
+				SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "happiness_drug", /datum/mood_event/happiness_drug_bad_od)
+	M.adjustBrainLoss(0.5)
+	..()
+	. = 1
+
+/datum/reagent/drug/happiness/addiction_act_stage1(mob/living/M)// all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
+	GET_COMPONENT_FROM(mood, /datum/component/mood, M)
+	mood.setSanity(min(mood.sanity, SANITY_DISTURBED))
+	M.Jitter(5)
+	if(prob(20))
+		M.emote(pick("twitch","laugh","frown"))
+	..()
+
+/datum/reagent/drug/happiness/addiction_act_stage2(mob/living/M)
+	GET_COMPONENT_FROM(mood, /datum/component/mood, M)
+	mood.setSanity(min(mood.sanity, SANITY_UNSTABLE))
+	M.Jitter(10)
+	if(prob(30))
+		M.emote(pick("twitch","laugh","frown"))
+	..()
+
+/datum/reagent/drug/happiness/addiction_act_stage3(mob/living/M)
+	GET_COMPONENT_FROM(mood, /datum/component/mood, M)
+	mood.setSanity(min(mood.sanity, SANITY_CRAZY))
+	M.Jitter(15)
+	if(prob(40))
+		M.emote(pick("twitch","laugh","frown"))
+	..()
+
+/datum/reagent/drug/happiness/addiction_act_stage4(mob/living/carbon/human/M)
+	GET_COMPONENT_FROM(mood, /datum/component/mood, M)
+	mood.setSanity(SANITY_INSANE)
+	M.Jitter(20)
+	if(prob(50))
+		M.emote(pick("twitch","laugh","frown"))
+	..()
+	. = 1
+
 /datum/reagent/drug/skooma
 	name = "Skooma"
 	id = "skooma"
@@ -380,6 +465,7 @@
 	addiction_threshold = 1
 	addiction_stage3_end = 40
 	addiction_stage4_end = 240
+	pH = 12.5
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/skooma/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/L)
 	. = ..()
@@ -440,4 +526,3 @@
 	if(prob(40))
 		M.emote(pick("twitch","drool","moan"))
 	..()
-

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/food_reagents.dm

@@ -230,6 +230,7 @@
 	description = "A special oil that noticably chills the body. Extracted from Icepeppers and slimes."
 	color = "#8BA6E9" // rgb: 139, 166, 233
 	taste_description = "mint"
+	pH = 13 //HMM! I wonder
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/frostoil/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	var/cooling = 0
@@ -275,6 +276,7 @@
 	description = "A chemical agent used for self-defense and in police work."
 	color = "#B31008" // rgb: 179, 16, 8
 	taste_description = "scorching agony"
+	pH = 7.4
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/condensedcapsaicin/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume)
 	if(!ishuman(M) && !ismonkey(M))
@@ -402,6 +404,7 @@
 	color = "#E700E7" // rgb: 231, 0, 231
 	metabolization_rate = 0.2 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	taste_description = "mushroom"
+	pH = 11
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/mushroomhallucinogen/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.slurring = max(M.slurring,50)
@@ -618,6 +621,7 @@
 	description = "A blinding substance extracted from certain onions."
 	color = "#c0c9a0"
 	taste_description = "bitterness"
+	pH = 5
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/tearjuice/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume)
 	if(!istype(M))
@@ -672,6 +676,7 @@
 	description = "An ichor, derived from a certain mushroom, makes for a bad time."
 	color = "#1d043d"
 	taste_description = "bitter mushroom"
+	pH = 12
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/entpoly/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(current_cycle >= 10)
@@ -692,6 +697,7 @@
 	description = "A stimulating ichor which causes luminescent fungi to grow on the skin. "
 	color = "#b5a213"
 	taste_description = "tingling mushroom"
+	pH = 11.2
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/tinlux/reaction_mob(mob/living/M)
 	M.set_light(2)
@@ -706,6 +712,7 @@
 	color = "#d3a308"
 	nutriment_factor = 3 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	taste_description = "fruity mushroom"
+	pH = 10.4
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/vitfro/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(prob(80))
@@ -721,6 +728,7 @@
 	nutriment_factor = 5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	color = "#eef442" // rgb: 238, 244, 66
 	taste_description = "mournful honking"
+	pH = 9.2
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/astrotame
 	name = "Astrotame"
@@ -750,3 +758,4 @@
 	quality = FOOD_AMAZING
 	taste_mult = 100
 	can_synth = FALSE
+	pH = 6.1

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm

@@ -18,6 +18,7 @@
 	name = "Leporazine"
 	id = "leporazine"
 	description = "Leporazine will effectively regulate a patient's body temperature, ensuring it never leaves safe levels."
+	pH = 8.4
 	color = "#82b8aa"
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/leporazine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
@@ -60,6 +61,9 @@
 	M.SetSleeping(0, 0)
 	M.jitteriness = 0
 	M.cure_all_traumas(TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_MAGIC)
+	if(M.blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL*M.blood_ratio))
+		M.blood_volume = (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL*M.blood_ratio)
+
 	for(var/thing in M.diseases)
 		var/datum/disease/D = thing
 		if(D.severity == DISEASE_SEVERITY_POSITIVE)
@@ -79,6 +83,7 @@
 	id = "synaptizine"
 	description = "Increases resistance to stuns as well as reducing drowsiness and hallucinations."
 	color = "#FF00FF"
+	pH = 4
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/synaptizine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.drowsyness = max(M.drowsyness-5, 0)
@@ -98,6 +103,7 @@
 	id = "synaphydramine"
 	description = "Reduces drowsiness, hallucinations, and Histamine from body."
 	color = "#EC536D" // rgb: 236, 83, 109
+	pH = 5.2
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/synaphydramine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.drowsyness = max(M.drowsyness-5, 0)
@@ -116,6 +122,7 @@
 	id = "inacusiate"
 	description = "Instantly restores all hearing to the patient, but does not cure deafness."
 	color = "#6600FF" // rgb: 100, 165, 255
+	pH = 2
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/inacusiate/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.restoreEars()
@@ -127,6 +134,7 @@
 	description = "A chemical mixture with almost magical healing powers. Its main limitation is that the patient's body temperature must be under 270K for it to metabolise correctly."
 	color = "#0000C8"
 	taste_description = "sludge"
+	pH = 11
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/cryoxadone/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	var/power = -0.00003 * (M.bodytemperature ** 2) + 3
@@ -148,6 +156,7 @@
 	color = "#0000C8"
 	taste_description = "muscle"
 	metabolization_rate = 1.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	pH = 13
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/clonexadone/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(M.bodytemperature < T0C)
@@ -163,6 +172,7 @@
 	description = "A mixture of cryoxadone and slime jelly, that apparently inverses the requirement for its activation."
 	color = "#f7832a"
 	taste_description = "spicy jelly"
+	pH = 12
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/pyroxadone/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(M.bodytemperature > BODYTEMP_HEAT_DAMAGE_LIMIT)
@@ -194,6 +204,7 @@
 	color = "#669900" // rgb: 102, 153, 0
 	overdose_threshold = 30
 	taste_description = "fish"
+	pH = 12.2
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/rezadone/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.setCloneLoss(0) //Rezadone is almost never used in favor of cryoxadone. Hopefully this will change that.
@@ -215,6 +226,7 @@
 	description = "Spaceacillin will prevent a patient from conventionally spreading any diseases they are currently infected with."
 	color = "#f2f2f2"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	pH = 8.1
 
 //Goon Chems. Ported mainly from Goonstation. Easily mixable (or not so easily) and provide a variety of effects.
 /datum/reagent/medicine/silver_sulfadiazine
@@ -222,6 +234,7 @@
 	id = "silver_sulfadiazine"
 	description = "If used in touch-based applications, immediately restores burn wounds as well as restoring more over time. If ingested through other means, deals minor toxin damage."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	pH = 7.2
 	color = "#ffeac9"
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/silver_sulfadiazine/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume, show_message = 1)
@@ -235,6 +248,7 @@
 			if(show_message)
 				to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>You feel your burns healing! It stings like hell!</span>")
 			M.emote("scream")
+			SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "painful_medicine", /datum/mood_event/painful_medicine)
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/silver_sulfadiazine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
@@ -250,6 +264,7 @@
 	color = "#f7ffa5"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	overdose_threshold = 25
+	pH = 10.7
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/oxandrolone/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(M.getFireLoss() > 50)
@@ -271,6 +286,7 @@
 	description = "If used in touch-based applications, immediately restores bruising as well as restoring more over time. If ingested through other means, deals minor toxin damage."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#FF9696"
+	pH = 6.7
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/styptic_powder/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume, show_message = 1)
 	if(iscarbon(M) && M.stat != DEAD)
@@ -283,6 +299,7 @@
 			if(show_message)
 				to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>You feel your bruises healing! It stings like hell!</span>")
 			M.emote("scream")
+			SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "painful_medicine", /datum/mood_event/painful_medicine)
 	..()
 
 
@@ -302,6 +319,7 @@
 	taste_description = "sweetness and salt"
 	var/last_added = 0
 	var/maximum_reachable = BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL - 10	//So that normal blood regeneration can continue with salglu active
+	pH = 5.5
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/salglu_solution/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(last_added)
@@ -340,6 +358,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#6D6374"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.4 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	pH = 2.6
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/mine_salve/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
 	C.hal_screwyhud = SCREWYHUD_HEALTHY
@@ -378,6 +397,7 @@
 	description = "Has a 100% chance of instantly healing brute and burn damage. One unit of the chemical will heal one point of damage. Touch application only."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#FFEBEB"
+	pH = 11.5
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/synthflesh/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume,show_message = 1)
 	if(iscarbon(M))
@@ -388,6 +408,7 @@
 			M.adjustFireLoss(-1.25 * reac_volume)
 			if(show_message)
 				to_chat(M, "<span class='danger'>You feel your burns and bruises healing! It stings like hell!</span>")
+			SEND_SIGNAL(M, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "painful_medicine", /datum/mood_event/painful_medicine)
 	..()
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/charcoal
@@ -398,6 +419,7 @@
 	color = "#000000"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	taste_description = "ash"
+	pH = 5
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/charcoal/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.adjustToxLoss(-2*REM, 0)
@@ -415,6 +437,7 @@
 	color = "#DCDCDC"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.25 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	overdose_threshold = 30
+	pH = 2
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/omnizine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.adjustToxLoss(-0.5*REM, 0)
@@ -440,6 +463,7 @@
 	color = "#19C832"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	taste_description = "acid"
+	pH = 1.5
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/calomel/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	for(var/datum/reagent/R in M.reagents.reagent_list)
@@ -457,6 +481,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#14FF3C"
 	metabolization_rate = 2 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	pH = 12 //It's a reducing agent
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/potass_iodide/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(M.radiation > 0)
@@ -470,6 +495,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#003153" // RGB 0, 49, 83
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	pH = 8.9
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/prussian_blue/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(M.radiation > 0)
@@ -483,6 +509,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#E6FFF0"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	pH = 1 //One of the best buffers, NEVERMIND!
 	var/healtoxinlover = FALSE
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/pen_acid/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
@@ -500,6 +527,7 @@
 	description = "Reduces massive amounts of radiation and toxin damage while purging other chemicals from the body. Slimepeople friendly!"
 	color = "#91D865"
 	healtoxinlover = TRUE
+	pH = 12//invert
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/sal_acid
 	name = "Salicyclic Acid"
@@ -509,6 +537,7 @@
 	color = "#D2D2D2"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	overdose_threshold = 25
+	pH = 2.1
 
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/sal_acid/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
@@ -532,6 +561,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#00FFFF"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.25 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	pH = 2
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/salbutamol/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.adjustOxyLoss(-3*REM, 0)
@@ -547,6 +577,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#FF6464"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.25 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	pH = 11
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/perfluorodecalin/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/human/M)
 	M.adjustOxyLoss(-12*REM, 0)
@@ -566,6 +597,7 @@
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	overdose_threshold = 45
 	addiction_threshold = 30
+	pH = 12
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/ephedrine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.AdjustStun(-20, 0)
@@ -620,6 +652,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#64FFE6"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	pH = 11.5
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/diphenhydramine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(prob(10))
@@ -637,6 +670,7 @@
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	overdose_threshold = 30
 	addiction_threshold = 25
+	pH = 8.96
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/morphine/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/L)
 	..()
@@ -705,6 +739,7 @@
 	color = "#FFFFFF"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.25 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	taste_description = "dull toxin"
+	pH = 10
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/oculine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	var/obj/item/organ/eyes/eyes = M.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_EYES)
@@ -736,6 +771,7 @@
 	color = "#000000"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.25 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	overdose_threshold = 35
+	pH = 12
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/atropine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(M.health < 0)
@@ -765,6 +801,7 @@
 	color = "#D2FFFA"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.25 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	overdose_threshold = 30
+	pH = 10.2
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/epinephrine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(M.health < 0)
@@ -801,6 +838,7 @@
 	color = "#A0E85E"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	taste_description = "magnets"
+	pH = 0
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/strange_reagent/reaction_mob(mob/living/carbon/human/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume)
 	if(M.stat == DEAD)
@@ -834,6 +872,7 @@
 	id = "mannitol"
 	description = "Efficiently restores brain damage."
 	color = "#DCDCFF"
+	pH = 10.4
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/mannitol/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
 	C.adjustBrainLoss(-2*REM)
@@ -841,12 +880,26 @@
 		C.cure_trauma_type(resilience = TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_BASIC)
 	..()
 
+/datum/reagent/medicine/neurine
+	name = "Neurine"
+	id = "neurine"
+	description = "Reacts with neural tissue, helping reform damaged connections. Can cure minor traumas."
+	color = "#EEFF8F"
+
+/datum/reagent/medicine/neurine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
+	if(holder.has_reagent("neurotoxin"))
+		holder.remove_reagent("neurotoxin", 5)
+	if(prob(15))
+		C.cure_trauma_type(resilience = TRAUMA_RESILIENCE_BASIC)
+	..()
+
 /datum/reagent/medicine/mutadone
 	name = "Mutadone"
 	id = "mutadone"
 	description = "Removes jitteriness and restores genetic defects."
 	color = "#5096C8"
 	taste_description = "acid"
+	pH = 2
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/mutadone/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.jitteriness = 0
@@ -861,6 +914,7 @@
 	description = "Purges alcoholic substance from the patient's body and eliminates its side effects."
 	color = "#00B4C8"
 	taste_description = "raw egg"
+	pH = 4
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/antihol/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.dizziness = 0
@@ -882,6 +936,7 @@
 	color = "#78008C"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	overdose_threshold = 60
+	pH = 8.7
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/stimulants/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/L)
 	..()
@@ -919,6 +974,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#FFFFF0"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	pH = 6.7
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/insulin/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(M.AdjustSleeping(-20, FALSE))
@@ -934,6 +990,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#fc2626"
 	overdose_threshold = 30
+	pH = 5
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/bicaridine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.adjustBruteLoss(-2*REM, 0)
@@ -952,6 +1009,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#13d2f0"
 	overdose_threshold = 30
+	pH = 9.7
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/dexalin/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.adjustOxyLoss(-2*REM, 0)
@@ -970,6 +1028,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#ffc400"
 	overdose_threshold = 30
+	pH = 9
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/kelotane/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.adjustFireLoss(-2*REM, 0)
@@ -989,6 +1048,7 @@
 	color = "#6aff00"
 	overdose_threshold = 30
 	taste_description = "a roll of gauze"
+	pH = 10
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/antitoxin/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.adjustToxLoss(-2*REM, 0)
@@ -1007,6 +1067,7 @@
 	id = "inaprovaline"
 	description = "Stabilizes the breathing of patients. Good for those in critical condition."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	pH = 8.5
 	color = "#5dc1f0"
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/inaprovaline/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
@@ -1062,6 +1123,7 @@
 	description = "Miniature medical robots that swiftly restore bodily damage."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#555555"
+	pH = 11
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/syndicate_nanites/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.adjustBruteLoss(-5*REM, 0) //A ton of healing - this is a 50 telecrystal investment.
@@ -1075,14 +1137,15 @@
 	. = 1
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/neo_jelly
-    name = "Neo Jelly"
-    id = "neo_jelly"
-    description = "Gradually regenerates all types of damage, without harming slime anatomy.Can OD"
-    reagent_state = LIQUID
-    metabolization_rate = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
-    color = "#91D865"
-    overdose_threshold = 30
-    taste_description = "jelly"
+	name = "Neo Jelly"
+	id = "neo_jelly"
+	description = "Gradually regenerates all types of damage, without harming slime anatomy.Can OD"
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	metabolization_rate = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	color = "#91D865"
+	overdose_threshold = 30
+	taste_description = "jelly"
+	pH = 11.8
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/neo_jelly/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
     M.adjustBruteLoss(-1.5*REM, 0)
@@ -1105,6 +1168,7 @@
 	description = "Ichor from an extremely powerful plant. Great for restoring wounds, but it's a little heavy on the brain."
 	color = rgb(255, 175, 0)
 	overdose_threshold = 25
+	pH = 11
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/earthsblood/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.adjustBruteLoss(-3 * REM, 0)
@@ -1132,6 +1196,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#27870a"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.4 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	pH = 4.3
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/haloperidol/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	for(var/datum/reagent/drug/R in M.reagents.reagent_list)
@@ -1154,6 +1219,7 @@
 	color = "#a1a1a1"
 	overdose_threshold = 3 //To prevent people stacking massive amounts of a very strong healing reagent
 	can_synth = FALSE
+	pH = 14
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/lavaland_extract/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.heal_bodypart_damage(5,5)
@@ -1217,6 +1283,7 @@
 	description = "A medication used to treat pain, fever, and inflammation, along with heart attacks."
 	color = "#F5F5F5"
 	self_consuming = TRUE
+	pH = 12.5
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/corazone/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/M)
 	..()
@@ -1249,6 +1316,7 @@
 	overdose_threshold = 20 // with the random effects this might be awesome or might kill you at less than 10u (extensively tested)
 	taste_description = "salt" // it actually does taste salty
 	var/overdose_progress = 0 // to track overdose progress
+	pH = 7.89
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/modafinil/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/M)
 	ADD_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_SLEEPIMMUNE, id)
@@ -1305,3 +1373,38 @@
 			M.adjustStaminaLoss(1.5*REM, 0)
 	..()
 	return TRUE
+
+/datum/reagent/medicine/psicodine
+	name = "Psicodine"
+	id = "psicodine"
+	description = "Suppresses anxiety and other various forms of mental distress. Overdose causes hallucinations and minor toxin damage."
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	color = "#07E79E"
+	metabolization_rate = 0.25 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	overdose_threshold = 30
+	pH = 9.12
+
+/datum/reagent/medicine/psicodine/on_mob_add(mob/living/L)
+	..()
+	ADD_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_FEARLESS, id)
+
+/datum/reagent/medicine/psicodine/on_mob_delete(mob/living/L)
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_FEARLESS, id)
+	..()
+
+/datum/reagent/medicine/psicodine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	M.jitteriness = max(0, M.jitteriness-6)
+	M.dizziness = max(0, M.dizziness-6)
+	M.confused = max(0, M.confused-6)
+	M.disgust = max(0, M.disgust-6)
+	GET_COMPONENT_FROM(mood, /datum/component/mood, M)
+	if(mood.sanity <= SANITY_NEUTRAL) // only take effect if in negative sanity and then...
+		mood.setSanity(min(mood.sanity+5, SANITY_NEUTRAL)) // set minimum to prevent unwanted spiking over neutral
+	..()
+	. = 1
+
+/datum/reagent/medicine/psicodine/overdose_process(mob/living/M)
+	M.hallucination = min(max(0, M.hallucination + 5), 60)
+	M.adjustToxLoss(1, 0)
+	..()
+	. = 1

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/other_reagents.dm

@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@
 	glass_name = "glass of tomato juice"
 	glass_desc = "Are you sure this is tomato juice?"
 	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassred"
+	pH = 7.4
 
 /datum/reagent/blood/reaction_mob(mob/living/L, method=TOUCH, reac_volume)
 	if(data && data["viruses"])
@@ -183,6 +184,7 @@
 	taste_description = "gross iron"
 	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassred"
 	data = list("donor"=null,"viruses"=null,"blood_DNA"=null, "bloodcolor" = BLOOD_COLOR_HUMAN, "blood_type"= "O+","resistances"=null,"trace_chem"=null,"mind"=null,"ckey"=null,"gender"=null,"real_name"=null,"cloneable"=null,"factions"=null)
+	pH = 7.45
 
 /datum/reagent/liquidgibs/xeno
 	name = "Liquid xeno gibs"
@@ -191,6 +193,7 @@
 	taste_description = "blended heresy"
 	shot_glass_icon_state = "shotglassgreen"
 	data = list("donor"=null,"viruses"=null,"blood_DNA"=null, "bloodcolor" = BLOOD_COLOR_XENO, "blood_type"="X*","resistances"=null,"trace_chem"=null,"mind"=null,"ckey"=null,"gender"=null,"real_name"=null,"cloneable"=null,"factions"=null)
+	pH = 2.5
 
 /datum/reagent/liquidgibs/slime
 	name = "Slime sludge"
@@ -213,7 +216,7 @@
 	color = BLOOD_COLOR_OIL
 	taste_description = "chunky burnt oil"
 	data = list("donor"=null,"viruses"=null,"blood_DNA"=null, "bloodcolor" = BLOOD_COLOR_OIL, "blood_type"="HF","resistances"=null,"trace_chem"=null,"mind"=null,"ckey"=null,"gender"=null,"real_name"=null,"cloneable"=null,"factions"=null)
-
+	pH = 9.75	
 
 /datum/reagent/vaccine
 	//data must contain virus type
@@ -314,6 +317,7 @@
 	glass_icon_state  = "glass_clear"
 	glass_name = "glass of holy water"
 	glass_desc = "A glass of holy water."
+	pH = 7.5 //God is alkaline
 
 /datum/reagent/water/holywater/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/L)
 	..()
@@ -390,6 +394,7 @@
 	id = "unholywater"
 	description = "Something that shouldn't exist on this plane of existence."
 	taste_description = "suffering"
+	pH = 6.5
 
 /datum/reagent/fuel/unholywater/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume)
 	if(method == TOUCH || method == VAPOR)
@@ -408,7 +413,7 @@
 		M.adjustOxyLoss(-2, 0)
 		M.adjustBruteLoss(-2, 0)
 		M.adjustFireLoss(-2, 0)
-		if(ishuman(M) && M.blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL)
+		if(ishuman(M) && M.blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL*M.blood_ratio))
 			M.blood_volume += 3
 	else  // Will deal about 90 damage when 50 units are thrown
 		M.adjustBrainLoss(3, 150)
@@ -432,6 +437,7 @@
 	M.adjustFireLoss(1, 0)		//Hence the other damages... ain't I a bastard?
 	M.adjustBrainLoss(5, 150)
 	holder.remove_reagent(id, 1)
+	pH = 0.1
 
 /datum/reagent/fuel/holyoil		//Its oil
 	name = "Zelus Oil"
@@ -499,6 +505,7 @@
 	metabolization_rate = 10 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM // very fast, so it can be applied rapidly.  But this changes on an overdose
 	overdose_threshold = 11 //Slightly more than one un-nozzled spraybottle.
 	taste_description = "sour oranges"
+	pH = 5
 
 /datum/reagent/spraytan/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume, show_message = 1)
 	if(ishuman(M))
@@ -697,6 +704,46 @@
 	race = /datum/species/android
 	mutationtext = "<span class='danger'>The pain subsides. You feel... artificial.</span>"
 
+//Citadel Races
+/datum/reagent/mutationtoxin/mammal
+	name = "Mammal Mutation Toxin"
+	id = "mammalmutationtoxin"
+	description = "A glowing toxin."
+	color = "#5EFF3B" //RGB: 94, 255, 59
+	race = /datum/species/mammal
+	mutationtext = "<span class='danger'>The pain subsides. You feel... fluffier.</span>"
+
+/datum/reagent/mutationtoxin/aquatic
+	name = "Aquatic Mutation Toxin"
+	id = "aquaticmutationtoxin"
+	description = "A glowing toxin."
+	color = "#5EFF3B" //RGB: 94, 255, 59
+	race = /datum/species/aquatic
+	mutationtext = "<span class='danger'>The pain subsides. You feel... attracted to sea.</span>"
+
+/datum/reagent/mutationtoxin/avian
+	name = "Avian Mutation Toxin"
+	id = "avianmutationtoxin"
+	description = "A glowing toxin."
+	color = "#5EFF3B" //RGB: 94, 255, 59
+	race = /datum/species/avian
+	mutationtext = "<span class='danger'>The pain subsides. You feel... feathery.</span>"
+
+/datum/reagent/mutationtoxin/insect
+	name = "Insect Mutation Toxin"
+	id = "insectmutationtoxin"
+	description = "A glowing toxin."
+	color = "#5EFF3B" //RGB: 94, 255, 59
+	race = /datum/species/insect
+	mutationtext = "<span class='danger'>The pain subsides. You feel... attracted to dark, moist areas.</span>"
+
+/datum/reagent/mutationtoxin/xenoperson
+	name = "Xeno Mutation Toxin"
+	id = "xenopersonmutationtoxin"
+	description = "A glowing toxin."
+	color = "#5EFF3B" //RGB: 94, 255, 59
+	race = /datum/species/xenoperson
+	mutationtext = "<span class='danger'>The pain subsides. You feel... oddly longing for the Queen.</span>" //sadly, not the British one.
 
 //BLACKLISTED RACES
 /datum/reagent/mutationtoxin/skeleton
@@ -823,6 +870,7 @@
 	color = "#202040" // rgb: 20, 20, 40
 	metabolization_rate = 0.25 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	taste_description = "bitterness"
+	pH = 10
 
 /datum/reagent/serotrotium/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(ishuman(M))
@@ -837,6 +885,7 @@
 	reagent_state = GAS
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
 	taste_mult = 0 // oderless and tasteless
+	pH = 9.2//It's acutally a huge range and very dependant on the chemistry but pH is basically a made up var in it's implementation anyways
 
 /datum/reagent/oxygen/reaction_obj(obj/O, reac_volume)
 	if((!O) || (!reac_volume))
@@ -857,6 +906,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#6E3B08" // rgb: 110, 59, 8
 	taste_description = "metal"
+	pH = 5.5
 
 /datum/reagent/copper/reaction_obj(obj/O, reac_volume)
 	if(istype(O, /obj/item/stack/sheet/metal))
@@ -873,6 +923,7 @@
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
 	taste_mult = 0
 
+
 /datum/reagent/nitrogen/reaction_obj(obj/O, reac_volume)
 	if((!O) || (!reac_volume))
 		return 0
@@ -892,6 +943,7 @@
 	reagent_state = GAS
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
 	taste_mult = 0
+	pH = 0.1//Now I'm stuck in a trap of my own design. Maybe I should make -ve pHes? (not 0 so I don't get div/0 errors)
 
 /datum/reagent/potassium
 	name = "Potassium"
@@ -923,6 +975,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#BF8C00" // rgb: 191, 140, 0
 	taste_description = "rotten eggs"
+	pH = 4.5
 
 /datum/reagent/carbon
 	name = "Carbon"
@@ -931,6 +984,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#1C1300" // rgb: 30, 20, 0
 	taste_description = "sour chalk"
+	pH = 5
 
 /datum/reagent/carbon/reaction_turf(turf/T, reac_volume)
 	if(!isspaceturf(T))
@@ -945,6 +999,7 @@
 	reagent_state = GAS
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
 	taste_description = "chlorine"
+	pH = 7.4
 
 /datum/reagent/chlorine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.take_bodypart_damage(1*REM, 0, 0, 0)
@@ -958,6 +1013,7 @@
 	reagent_state = GAS
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
 	taste_description = "acid"
+	pH = 2
 
 /datum/reagent/fluorine/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.adjustToxLoss(1*REM, 0)
@@ -971,6 +1027,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
 	taste_description = "salty metal"
+	pH = 11.6
 
 /datum/reagent/phosphorus
 	name = "Phosphorus"
@@ -979,6 +1036,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#832828" // rgb: 131, 40, 40
 	taste_description = "vinegar"
+	pH = 6.5
 
 /datum/reagent/lithium
 	name = "Lithium"
@@ -987,6 +1045,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
 	taste_description = "metal"
+	pH = 11.3
 
 /datum/reagent/lithium/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(M.canmove && !isspaceturf(M.loc))
@@ -1001,6 +1060,7 @@
 	description = "Glycerol is a simple polyol compound. Glycerol is sweet-tasting and of low toxicity."
 	color = "#808080" // rgb: 128, 128, 128
 	taste_description = "sweetness"
+	pH = 9
 
 /datum/reagent/radium
 	name = "Radium"
@@ -1009,6 +1069,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#C7C7C7" // rgb: 199,199,199
 	taste_description = "the colour blue and regret"
+	pH = 10
 
 /datum/reagent/radium/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.apply_effect(2*REM/M.metabolism_efficiency,EFFECT_IRRADIATE,0)
@@ -1028,6 +1089,7 @@
 	description = "Sterilizes wounds in preparation for surgery."
 	color = "#e6f1f5" // rgb: 200, 165, 220
 	taste_description = "bitterness"
+	pH = 10.5
 
 /datum/reagent/space_cleaner/sterilizine/reaction_mob(mob/living/carbon/C, method=TOUCH, reac_volume)
 	if(method in list(TOUCH, VAPOR, PATCH))
@@ -1043,11 +1105,12 @@
 	description = "Pure iron is a metal."
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	taste_description = "iron"
+	pH = 6
 
 	color = "#c2391d"
 
 /datum/reagent/iron/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
-	if(C.blood_volume < BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL)
+	if(C.blood_volume < (BLOOD_VOLUME_NORMAL*C.blood_ratio))
 		C.blood_volume += 0.01 //we'll have synthetics from medbay.
 	..()
 
@@ -1085,6 +1148,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#B8B8C0" // rgb: 184, 184, 192
 	taste_description = "the inside of a reactor"
+	pH = 4
 
 /datum/reagent/uranium/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.apply_effect(1/M.metabolism_efficiency,EFFECT_IRRADIATE,0)
@@ -1105,6 +1169,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#0000CC"
 	taste_description = "fizzling blue"
+	pH = 12
 
 /datum/reagent/bluespace/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume)
 	if(method == TOUCH || method == VAPOR)
@@ -1137,6 +1202,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#A8A8A8" // rgb: 168, 168, 168
 	taste_mult = 0
+	pH = 10
 
 /datum/reagent/fuel
 	name = "Welding fuel"
@@ -1147,6 +1213,8 @@
 	glass_icon_state = "dr_gibb_glass"
 	glass_name = "glass of welder fuel"
 	glass_desc = "Unless you're an industrial tool, this is probably not safe for consumption."
+	pH = 4
+
 
 /datum/reagent/fuel/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume)//Splashing people with welding fuel to make them easy to ignite!
 	if(method == TOUCH || method == VAPOR)
@@ -1165,6 +1233,7 @@
 	description = "A compound used to clean things. Now with 50% more sodium hypochlorite!"
 	color = "#A5F0EE" // rgb: 165, 240, 238
 	taste_description = "sourness"
+	pH = 5.5
 
 /datum/reagent/space_cleaner/reaction_obj(obj/O, reac_volume)
 	if(istype(O, /obj/effect/decal/cleanable))
@@ -1222,6 +1291,7 @@
 	description = "A powerful, acidic cleaner sold by Waffle Co. Affects organic matter while leaving other objects unaffected."
 	metabolization_rate = 1.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	taste_description = "acid"
+	pH = 2
 
 /datum/reagent/space_cleaner/ez_clean/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.adjustBruteLoss(3.33)
@@ -1242,6 +1312,7 @@
 	color = "#7529b3" // rgb: 200, 165, 220
 	metabolization_rate = 1.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	taste_description = "sourness"
+	pH = 11.9
 
 /datum/reagent/cryptobiolin/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.Dizzy(1)
@@ -1256,6 +1327,7 @@
 	description = "Impedrezene is a narcotic that impedes one's ability by slowing down the higher brain cell functions."
 	color = "#587a31" // rgb: 200, 165, 220A
 	taste_description = "numbness"
+	pH = 9.1
 
 /datum/reagent/impedrezene/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.jitteriness = max(M.jitteriness-5,0)
@@ -1298,6 +1370,7 @@
 	color = "#92D17D" // rgb: 146, 209, 125
 	can_synth = FALSE
 	taste_description = "slime"
+	pH = 11
 
 /datum/reagent/fungalspores/reaction_mob(mob/living/L, method=TOUCH, reac_volume, show_message = 1, touch_protection = 0)
 	if(method==PATCH || method==INGEST || method==INJECT || (method == VAPOR && prob(min(reac_volume,100)*(1 - touch_protection))))
@@ -1309,6 +1382,7 @@
 	description = "A perfluoronated sulfonic acid that forms a foam when mixed with water."
 	color = "#9E6B38" // rgb: 158, 107, 56
 	taste_description = "metal"
+	pH = 13
 
 /datum/reagent/foaming_agent// Metal foaming agent. This is lithium hydride. Add other recipes (e.g. LiH + H2O -> LiOH + H2) eventually.
 	name = "Foaming agent"
@@ -1317,6 +1391,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#664B63" // rgb: 102, 75, 99
 	taste_description = "metal"
+	pH = 12.5
 
 /datum/reagent/smart_foaming_agent //Smart foaming agent. Functions similarly to metal foam, but conforms to walls.
 	name = "Smart foaming agent"
@@ -1325,6 +1400,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#664B63" // rgb: 102, 75, 99
 	taste_description = "metal"
+	pH = 11.8
 
 /datum/reagent/ammonia
 	name = "Ammonia"
@@ -1333,6 +1409,7 @@
 	reagent_state = GAS
 	color = "#404030" // rgb: 64, 64, 48
 	taste_description = "mordant"
+	pH = 11.6
 
 /datum/reagent/diethylamine
 	name = "Diethylamine"
@@ -1340,6 +1417,7 @@
 	description = "A secondary amine, mildly corrosive."
 	color = "#604030" // rgb: 96, 64, 48
 	taste_description = "iron"
+	pH = 12
 
 /datum/reagent/carbondioxide
 	name = "Carbon Dioxide"
@@ -1348,6 +1426,7 @@
 	description = "A gas commonly produced by burning carbon fuels. You're constantly producing this in your lungs."
 	color = "#B0B0B0" // rgb : 192, 192, 192
 	taste_description = "something unknowable"
+	pH = 6
 
 /datum/reagent/carbondioxide/reaction_obj(obj/O, reac_volume)
 	if((!O) || (!reac_volume))
@@ -1369,6 +1448,7 @@
 	metabolization_rate = 1.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	color = "#808080"
 	taste_description = "sweetness"
+	pH = 5.8
 
 /datum/reagent/nitrous_oxide/reaction_obj(obj/O, reac_volume)
 	if((!O) || (!reac_volume))
@@ -1428,6 +1508,7 @@
 	metabolization_rate = REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	color = "90560B"
 	taste_description = "burning"
+	pH = 2
 
 /datum/reagent/nitryl/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/L)
 	..()
@@ -1461,6 +1542,7 @@
 	colorname = "red"
 	color = "#DA0000" // red
 	random_color_list = list("#DA0000")
+	pH = 0.5
 
 /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/crayonpowder/orange
 	name = "Orange Crayon Powder"
@@ -1468,6 +1550,7 @@
 	colorname = "orange"
 	color = "#FF9300" // orange
 	random_color_list = list("#FF9300")
+	pH = 2
 
 /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/crayonpowder/yellow
 	name = "Yellow Crayon Powder"
@@ -1475,6 +1558,7 @@
 	colorname = "yellow"
 	color = "#FFF200" // yellow
 	random_color_list = list("#FFF200")
+	pH = 5
 
 /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/crayonpowder/green
 	name = "Green Crayon Powder"
@@ -1483,12 +1567,14 @@
 	color = "#A8E61D" // green
 	random_color_list = list("#A8E61D")
 
+
 /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/crayonpowder/blue
 	name = "Blue Crayon Powder"
 	id = "bluecrayonpowder"
 	colorname = "blue"
 	color = "#00B7EF" // blue
 	random_color_list = list("#00B7EF")
+	pH = 10
 
 /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/crayonpowder/purple
 	name = "Purple Crayon Powder"
@@ -1496,6 +1582,7 @@
 	colorname = "purple"
 	color = "#DA00FF" // purple
 	random_color_list = list("#DA00FF")
+	pH = 13
 
 /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent/crayonpowder/invisible
 	name = "Invisible Crayon Powder"
@@ -1530,6 +1617,7 @@
 	color = "#000000" // RBG: 0, 0, 0
 	var/tox_prob = 0
 	taste_description = "plant food"
+	pH = 3
 
 /datum/reagent/plantnutriment/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(prob(tox_prob))
@@ -1543,6 +1631,7 @@
 	description = "Cheap and extremely common type of plant nutriment."
 	color = "#376400" // RBG: 50, 100, 0
 	tox_prob = 10
+	pH = 2
 
 /datum/reagent/plantnutriment/left4zednutriment
 	name = "Left 4 Zed"
@@ -1550,6 +1639,7 @@
 	description = "Unstable nutriment that makes plants mutate more often than usual."
 	color = "#1A1E4D" // RBG: 26, 30, 77
 	tox_prob = 25
+	pH = 1.5
 
 /datum/reagent/plantnutriment/robustharvestnutriment
 	name = "Robust Harvest"
@@ -1557,6 +1647,7 @@
 	description = "Very potent nutriment that prevents plants from mutating."
 	color = "#9D9D00" // RBG: 157, 157, 0
 	tox_prob = 15
+	pH = 1
 
 
 
@@ -1584,6 +1675,7 @@
 	color = "#6b008f"
 	taste_description = "bitterness"
 	taste_mult = 1.5
+	pH = 1.5
 
 /datum/reagent/stable_plasma/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
 	C.adjustPlasma(10)
@@ -1596,6 +1688,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#694600"
 	taste_description = "metal"
+	pH = 4.5
 
 /datum/reagent/carpet
 	name = "Carpet"
@@ -1618,14 +1711,16 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#b37740"
 	taste_description = "chemicals"
+	pH = 7.8
 
 /datum/reagent/phenol
 	name = "Phenol"
 	id = "phenol"
 	description = "An aromatic ring of carbon with a hydroxyl group. A useful precursor to some medicines, but has no healing properties on its own."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	taste_description = "sweet and tarry" //Again, not a strong acid.
+	pH = 5.5
 	color = "#e6e8ff"
-	taste_description = "acid"
 
 /datum/reagent/ash
 	name = "Ash"
@@ -1634,14 +1729,15 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#665c56"
 	taste_description = "ash"
+	pH = 6.5
 
 /datum/reagent/acetone
 	name = "Acetone"
 	id = "acetone"
 	description = "A slick, slightly carcinogenic liquid. Has a multitude of mundane uses in everyday life."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	taste_description = "solvent"//It's neutral though..?
 	color = "#e6e6e6"
-	taste_description = "acid"
 
 /datum/reagent/colorful_reagent
 	name = "Colorful Reagent"
@@ -1731,6 +1827,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#60A584" // rgb: 96, 165, 132
 	taste_description = "cool salt"
+	pH = 11.2
 
 /datum/reagent/lye
 	name = "Lye"
@@ -1738,7 +1835,8 @@
 	description = "Also known as sodium hydroxide. As a profession making this is somewhat underwhelming."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#FFFFD6" // very very light yellow
-	taste_description = "acid"
+	taste_description = "alkali" //who put ACID for NaOH ????
+	pH = 13
 
 /datum/reagent/drying_agent
 	name = "Drying agent"
@@ -1747,6 +1845,7 @@
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#A70FFF"
 	taste_description = "dryness"
+	pH = 10.7
 
 /datum/reagent/drying_agent/reaction_turf(turf/open/T, reac_volume)
 	if(istype(T))
@@ -1818,6 +1917,7 @@
 	description = "Royal Bee Jelly, if injected into a Queen Space Bee said bee will split into two bees."
 	color = "#00ff80"
 	taste_description = "strange honey"
+	pH = 3
 
 /datum/reagent/royal_bee_jelly/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(prob(2))
@@ -1839,6 +1939,7 @@
 	metabolization_rate = INFINITY
 	can_synth = FALSE
 	taste_description = "brains"
+	pH = 0.5
 
 /datum/reagent/romerol/reaction_mob(mob/living/carbon/human/H, method=TOUCH, reac_volume)
 	// Silently add the zombie infection organ to be activated upon death
@@ -1897,6 +1998,7 @@
 	description = "the petroleum based components of plastic."
 	color = "#f7eded"
 	taste_description = "plastic"
+	pH = 6
 
 /datum/reagent/glitter
 	name = "generic glitter"
@@ -1939,6 +2041,7 @@
 	color = "#AAAAAA55"
 	taste_description = "water"
 	metabolization_rate = 0.25 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	pH = 15
 
 /datum/reagent/pax/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/L)
 	..()
@@ -2027,6 +2130,13 @@
 	color = "#FAEAFF"
 	taste_description = "synthetic catnip"
 
+/datum/reagent/moonsugar/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
+	if(prob(20))
+		to_chat(M, "You find yourself unable to supress the desire to meow!")
+		M.emote("nya")
+	..()
+
+//Kept for legacy, I think it will break everything if you enable it.
 /datum/reagent/penis_enlargement
 	name = "Penis Enlargement"
 	id = "penis_enlargement"

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/toxin_reagents.dm

@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@
 	color = "#792300" // rgb: 121, 35, 0
 	toxpwr = 2.5
 	taste_description = "mushroom"
+	pH = 13
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/mutagen
 	name = "Unstable mutagen"
@@ -32,6 +33,7 @@
 	toxpwr = 0
 	taste_description = "slime"
 	taste_mult = 0.9
+	pH = 2
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/mutagen/reaction_mob(mob/living/carbon/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume)
 	if(!..())
@@ -61,6 +63,7 @@
 	taste_mult = 1.5
 	color = "#8228A0"
 	toxpwr = 3
+	pH = 4
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/plasma/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
 	if(holder.has_reagent("epinephrine"))
@@ -93,6 +96,7 @@
 	color = "#7DC3A0"
 	toxpwr = 0
 	taste_description = "acid"
+	pH = 1.2
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/lexorin/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
 	. = TRUE
@@ -115,6 +119,7 @@
 	toxpwr = 0
 	taste_description = "slime"
 	taste_mult = 1.3
+	pH = 10
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/slimejelly/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(prob(10))
@@ -133,6 +138,7 @@
 	color = "#CF3600" // rgb: 207, 54, 0
 	toxpwr = 0
 	taste_description = "mint"
+	pH = 8
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/minttoxin/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	if(HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_FAT))
@@ -146,6 +152,7 @@
 	color = "#003333" // rgb: 0, 51, 51
 	toxpwr = 2
 	taste_description = "fish"
+	pH = 12
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/zombiepowder
 	name = "Zombie Powder"
@@ -155,6 +162,7 @@
 	color = "#669900" // rgb: 102, 153, 0
 	toxpwr = 0.5
 	taste_description = "death"
+	pH = 13
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/zombiepowder/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/L)
 	..()
@@ -177,6 +185,7 @@
 	color = "#664700" // rgb: 102, 71, 0
 	toxpwr = 0.8
 	taste_description = "death"
+	pH = 14.5
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/ghoulpowder/on_mob_metabolize(mob/living/L)
 	..()
@@ -198,6 +207,7 @@
 	color = "#B31008" // rgb: 139, 166, 233
 	toxpwr = 0
 	taste_description = "sourness"
+	pH = 11
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/mindbreaker/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.hallucination += 5
@@ -210,6 +220,7 @@
 	color = "#49002E" // rgb: 73, 0, 46
 	toxpwr = 1
 	taste_mult = 1
+	pH = 2
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/plantbgone/reaction_obj(obj/O, reac_volume)
 	if(istype(O, /obj/structure/alien/weeds))
@@ -234,6 +245,7 @@
 	id = "weedkiller"
 	description = "A harmful toxic mixture to kill weeds. Do not ingest!"
 	color = "#4B004B" // rgb: 75, 0, 75
+	pH = 3
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/pestkiller
 	name = "Pest Killer"
@@ -241,6 +253,7 @@
 	description = "A harmful toxic mixture to kill pests. Do not ingest!"
 	color = "#4B004B" // rgb: 75, 0, 75
 	toxpwr = 1
+	pH = 3.2
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/pestkiller/reaction_mob(mob/living/M, method=TOUCH, reac_volume)
 	..()
@@ -254,6 +267,7 @@
 	description = "A natural toxin produced by blob spores that inhibits vision when ingested."
 	color = "#9ACD32"
 	toxpwr = 1
+	pH = 11
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/spore/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/C)
 	C.damageoverlaytemp = 60
@@ -268,6 +282,7 @@
 	color = "#9ACD32"
 	toxpwr = 0.5
 	taste_description = "burning"
+	pH = 13
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/spore_burning/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.adjust_fire_stacks(2)
@@ -282,6 +297,7 @@
 	color = "#000067" // rgb: 0, 0, 103
 	toxpwr = 0
 	metabolization_rate = 1.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
+	pH = 11
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/chloralhydrate/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	switch(current_cycle)
@@ -326,6 +342,7 @@
 	glass_icon_state = "beerglass"
 	glass_name = "glass of beer"
 	glass_desc = "A freezing pint of beer."
+	pH = 2
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/fakebeer/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	switch(current_cycle)
@@ -343,6 +360,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#5B2E0D" // rgb: 91, 46, 13
 	toxpwr = 0.5
+	pH = 4.2
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/teapowder
 	name = "Ground Tea Leaves"
@@ -351,6 +369,7 @@
 	reagent_state = SOLID
 	color = "#7F8400" // rgb: 127, 132, 0
 	toxpwr = 0.5
+	pH = 4.9
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/mutetoxin //the new zombie powder.
 	name = "Mute Toxin"
@@ -359,6 +378,7 @@
 	color = "#F0F8FF" // rgb: 240, 248, 255
 	toxpwr = 0
 	taste_description = "silence"
+	pH = 12.2
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/mutetoxin/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M)
 	M.silent = max(M.silent, 3)
@@ -816,6 +836,7 @@
 	var/acidpwr = 10 //the amount of protection removed from the armour
 	taste_description = "acid"
 	self_consuming = TRUE
+	pH = 2.75
 
 /datum/reagent/toxin/acid/reaction_mob(mob/living/carbon/C, method=TOUCH, reac_volume)
 	if(!istype(C))

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes.dm

@@ -17,6 +17,24 @@
 	var/mix_message = "The solution begins to bubble." //The message shown to nearby people upon mixing, if applicable
 	var/mix_sound = 'sound/effects/bubbles.ogg' //The sound played upon mixing, if applicable
 
+	//FermiChem!
+	var/OptimalTempMin 			= 200 		// Lower area of bell curve for determining heat based rate reactions
+	var/OptimalTempMax			= 800		// Upper end for above
+	var/ExplodeTemp 			= 900 		// Temperature at which reaction explodes - If any reaction is this hot, it explodes!
+	var/OptimalpHMin 			= 5         // Lowest value of pH determining pH a 1 value for pH based rate reactions (Plateu phase)
+	var/OptimalpHMax 			= 10        // Higest value for above
+	var/ReactpHLim 				= 3         // How far out pH wil react, giving impurity place (Exponential phase)
+	var/CatalystFact 			= 0 		// How much the catalyst affects the reaction (0 = no catalyst)//Not implemented yet
+	var/CurveSharpT 			= 2         // How sharp the temperature exponential curve is (to the power of value)
+	var/CurveSharppH 			= 2         // How sharp the pH exponential curve is (to the power of value)
+	var/ThermicConstant 		= 1         // Temperature change per 1u produced
+	var/HIonRelease 			= 0.1       // pH change per 1u reaction
+	var/RateUpLim 				= 10        // Optimal/max rate possible if all conditions are perfect
+	var/FermiChem				= FALSE 	// If the chemical uses the Fermichem reaction mechanics//If the chemical uses the Fermichem reaction mechanics
+	var/FermiExplode 			= FALSE 	// If the chemical explodes in a special way
+	var/PurityMin 				= 0.15 		//If purity is below 0.15, it explodes too. Set to 0 to disable this.
+
+
 /datum/chemical_reaction/proc/on_reaction(datum/reagents/holder, created_volume, specialreact)
 	return
 	//I recommend you set the result amount to the total volume of all components.

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/drugs.dm

@@ -41,6 +41,13 @@
 	results = list("aranesp" = 3)
 	required_reagents = list("epinephrine" = 1, "atropine" = 1, "morphine" = 1)
 
+/datum/chemical_reaction/happiness
+	name = "Happiness"
+	id = "happiness"
+	results = list("happiness" = 4)
+	required_reagents = list("nitrous_oxide" = 2, "epinephrine" = 1, "ethanol" = 1)
+	required_catalysts = list("plasma" = 5)
+
 /datum/chemical_reaction/skooma
 	name = "skooma"
 	id = "skooma"

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/medicine.dm

@@ -178,6 +178,12 @@
 	results = list("mutadone" = 3)
 	required_reagents = list("mutagen" = 1, "acetone" = 1, "bromine" = 1)
 
+/datum/chemical_reaction/neurine
+	name = "Neurine"
+	id = "neurine"
+	results = list("neurine" = 3)
+	required_reagents = list("mannitol" = 1, "acetone" = 1, "oxygen" = 1)
+
 /datum/chemical_reaction/antihol
 	name = "antihol"
 	id = "antihol"
@@ -264,3 +270,9 @@
 	results = list("modafinil" = 5)
 	required_reagents = list("diethylamine" = 1, "ammonia" = 1, "phenol" = 1, "acetone" = 1, "sacid" = 1)
 	required_catalysts = list("bromine" = 1) // as close to the real world synthesis as possible
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/psicodine
+	name = "Psicodine"
+	id = "psicodine"
+	results = list("psicodine" = 5)
+	required_reagents = list( "mannitol" = 2, "water" = 2, "impedrezene" = 1)

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/others.dm

@@ -528,6 +528,16 @@
 /datum/chemical_reaction/life/on_reaction(datum/reagents/holder, created_volume)
 	chemical_mob_spawn(holder, rand(1, round(created_volume, 1)), "Life") // Lol.
 
+//This is missing, I'm adding it back (see tgwiki). Not sure why we don't have it.
+/datum/chemical_reaction/life_friendly
+	name = "Life (Friendly)"
+	id = "life_friendly"
+	required_reagents = list("strange_reagent" = 1, "synthflesh" = 1, "sugar" = 1)
+	required_temp = 374
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/life_friendly/on_reaction(datum/reagents/holder, created_volume)
+	chemical_mob_spawn(holder, rand(1, round(created_volume, 1)), "Life (friendly)", FRIENDLY_SPAWN) //Pray for cute cats
+
 /datum/chemical_reaction/corgium
 	name = "corgium"
 	id = "corgium"

code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers.dm

@@ -1,3 +1,6 @@
+#define PH_WEAK 		(1 << 0)
+#define TEMP_WEAK 		(1 << 1)
+
 /obj/item/reagent_containers
 	name = "Container"
 	desc = "..."
@@ -12,6 +15,8 @@
 	var/spawned_disease = null
 	var/disease_amount = 20
 	var/spillable = FALSE
+	var/beaker_weakness_bitflag = NONE//Bitflag!
+	var/container_HP = 2
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/Initialize(mapload, vol)
 	. = ..()
@@ -123,9 +128,50 @@
 
 	reagents.clear_reagents()
 
+//melts plastic beakers
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/microwave_act(obj/machinery/microwave/M)
 	reagents.expose_temperature(1000)
+	if(beaker_weakness_bitflag & TEMP_WEAK)
+		var/list/seen = viewers(5, get_turf(src))
+		var/iconhtml = icon2html(src, seen)
+		for(var/mob/H in seen)
+			to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>[iconhtml] \The [src]'s melts from the temperature!</span>")
+			playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/FermiChem/heatmelt.ogg', 80, 1)
+		qdel(src)
 	..()
 
+//melts plastic beakers
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/temperature_expose(datum/gas_mixture/air, exposed_temperature, exposed_volume)
-	reagents.expose_temperature(exposed_temperature)
+	reagents.expose_temperature(exposed_temperature)
+	temp_check()
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/proc/temp_check()
+	if(beaker_weakness_bitflag & TEMP_WEAK)
+		if(reagents.chem_temp >= 444)//assuming polypropylene
+			var/list/seen = viewers(5, get_turf(src))
+			var/iconhtml = icon2html(src, seen)
+			for(var/mob/M in seen)
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[iconhtml] \The [src]'s melts from the temperature!</span>")
+				playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/FermiChem/heatmelt.ogg', 80, 1)
+				to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'><i>[iconhtml] Have you tried using glass or meta beakers for high temperature reactions? These are immune to temperature effects.</i></span>")
+			SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, "Times beakers have melted from temperature")
+			qdel(src)
+
+//melts glass beakers
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/proc/pH_check()
+	if(beaker_weakness_bitflag & PH_WEAK)
+		if((reagents.pH < 0.5) || (reagents.pH > 13.5))
+			var/list/seen = viewers(5, get_turf(src))
+			var/iconhtml = icon2html(src, seen)
+			container_HP--
+			if(container_HP <= 0)
+				for(var/mob/M in seen)
+					to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[iconhtml] \The [src]'s melts from the extreme pH!</span>")
+					playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/FermiChem/acidmelt.ogg', 80, 1)
+				SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, "Times beakers have melted from pH")
+				qdel(src)
+			else
+				for(var/mob/M in seen)
+					to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[iconhtml] \The [src]'s is damaged by the extreme pH and begins to deform!</span>")
+					playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/FermiChem/bufferadd.ogg', 50, 1)
+					to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'><i>[iconhtml] Have you tried using plastic beakers (XL) or metabeakers for high pH reactions? These beakers are immune to pH effects.</i></span>")

code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/bottle.dm

@@ -240,7 +240,7 @@
 	name = "Rhinovirus culture bottle"
 	desc = "A small bottle. Contains XY-rhinovirus culture in synthblood medium."
 	spawned_disease = /datum/disease/advance/cold
-	
+
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bottle/flu_virion
 	name = "Flu virion culture bottle"
 	desc = "A small bottle. Contains H13N1 flu virion culture in synthblood medium."

code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/glass.dm

@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@
 	reagent_flags = OPENCONTAINER
 	spillable = TRUE
 	resistance_flags = ACID_PROOF
+	container_HP = 3
 
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/attack(mob/M, mob/user, obj/target)
@@ -108,11 +109,13 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker
 	name = "beaker"
-	desc = "A beaker. It can hold up to 50 units."
+	desc = "A beaker. It can hold up to 50 units. Unable to withstand extreme pHes"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
 	icon_state = "beaker"
 	item_state = "beaker"
 	materials = list(MAT_GLASS=500)
+	beaker_weakness_bitflag = PH_WEAK
+	container_HP = 5
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
@@ -152,27 +155,33 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/jar
 	name = "honey jar"
-	desc = "A jar for honey. It can hold up to 50 units of sweet delight."
+	desc = "A jar for honey. It can hold up to 50 units of sweet delight. Unable to withstand reagents of an extreme pH."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
 	icon_state = "vapour"
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/large
 	name = "large beaker"
-	desc = "A large beaker. Can hold up to 100 units."
+	desc = "A large beaker. Can hold up to 100 units. Unable to withstand reagents of an extreme pH."
 	icon_state = "beakerlarge"
 	materials = list(MAT_GLASS=2500)
 	volume = 100
 	amount_per_transfer_from_this = 10
 	possible_transfer_amounts = list(5,10,15,20,25,30,50,100)
+	container_HP = 6
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/plastic
 	name = "x-large beaker"
-	desc = "An extra-large beaker. Can hold up to 120 units."
+	desc = "An extra-large beaker. Can hold up to 150 units. Is able to resist acid and alkaline solutions, but melts at 444K"
 	icon_state = "beakerwhite"
 	materials = list(MAT_GLASS=2500, MAT_PLASTIC=3000)
-	volume = 120
+	volume = 150
 	amount_per_transfer_from_this = 10
-	possible_transfer_amounts = list(5,10,15,20,25,30,60,120)
+	possible_transfer_amounts = list(5,10,15,20,25,30,50,100,150)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/plastic/Initialize()
+	beaker_weakness_bitflag &= ~PH_WEAK
+	beaker_weakness_bitflag |= TEMP_WEAK
+	. = ..()
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/plastic/update_icon()
 	icon_state = "beakerlarge" // hack to lets us reuse the large beaker reagent fill states
@@ -181,12 +190,16 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/meta
 	name = "metamaterial beaker"
-	desc = "A large beaker. Can hold up to 180 units."
+	desc = "A large beaker. Can hold up to 200 units. Is able to withstand all chemical situations."
 	icon_state = "beakergold"
 	materials = list(MAT_GLASS=2500, MAT_PLASTIC=3000, MAT_GOLD=1000, MAT_TITANIUM=1000)
-	volume = 180
+	volume = 200
 	amount_per_transfer_from_this = 10
-	possible_transfer_amounts = list(5,10,15,20,25,30,60,120,180)
+	possible_transfer_amounts = list(5,10,15,20,25,30,50,100,200)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/meta/Initialize()
+	beaker_weakness_bitflag &= ~PH_WEAK
+	. = ..()
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/noreact
 	name = "cryostasis beaker"
@@ -197,17 +210,24 @@
 	reagent_flags = OPENCONTAINER | NO_REACT
 	volume = 50
 	amount_per_transfer_from_this = 10
+	container_HP = 10//shouldn't be needed
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/noreact/Initialize()
+	beaker_weakness_bitflag &= ~PH_WEAK
+	. = ..()
+	//reagents.set_reacting(FALSE) was this removed in a recent pr?
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/bluespace
 	name = "bluespace beaker"
 	desc = "A bluespace beaker, powered by experimental bluespace technology \
 		and Element Cuban combined with the Compound Pete. Can hold up to \
-		300 units."
+		300 units. Unable to withstand reagents of an extreme pH."
 	icon_state = "beakerbluespace"
 	materials = list(MAT_GLASS=3000)
 	volume = 300
 	amount_per_transfer_from_this = 10
 	possible_transfer_amounts = list(5,10,15,20,25,30,50,100,300)
+	container_HP = 8
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/cryoxadone
 	list_reagents = list("cryoxadone" = 30)
@@ -264,6 +284,11 @@
 		SLOT_L_STORE, SLOT_R_STORE,\
 		SLOT_GENERC_DEXTROUS_STORAGE
 	)
+	container_HP = 2
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bucket/Initialize()
+	beaker_weakness_bitflag |= TEMP_WEAK
+	. = ..()
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/bucket/attackby(obj/O, mob/user, params)
 	if(istype(O, /obj/item/mop))
@@ -313,6 +338,11 @@
 	materials = list(MAT_GLASS=0)
 	volume = 50
 	amount_per_transfer_from_this = 10
+	container_HP = 2
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/waterbottle/Initialize()
+	beaker_weakness_bitflag |= TEMP_WEAK
+	. = ..()
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/waterbottle/empty
 	list_reagents = list()
@@ -324,6 +354,7 @@
 	list_reagents = list("water" = 100)
 	volume = 100
 	amount_per_transfer_from_this = 20
+	container_HP = 2
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/waterbottle/large/empty
 	list_reagents = list()

code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/pill.dm

@@ -1,242 +1,259 @@
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill
-	name = "pill"
-	desc = "A tablet or capsule."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
-	icon_state = "pill"
-	item_state = "pill"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/medical_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/medical_righthand.dmi'
-	possible_transfer_amounts = list()
-	volume = 50
-	grind_results = list()
-	var/apply_type = INGEST
-	var/apply_method = "swallow"
-	var/roundstart = 0
-	var/self_delay = 0 //pills are instant, this is because patches inheret their aplication from pills
-	var/dissolvable = TRUE
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/Initialize()
-	. = ..()
-	if(!icon_state)
-		icon_state = "pill[rand(1,20)]"
-	if(reagents.total_volume && roundstart)
-		name += " ([reagents.total_volume]u)"
-
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/attack_self(mob/user)
-	return
-
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/attack(mob/M, mob/user, def_zone)
-	if(!canconsume(M, user))
-		return 0
-
-	if(M == user)
-		M.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] attempts to [apply_method] [src].</span>")
-		if(self_delay)
-			if(!do_mob(user, M, self_delay))
-				return 0
-		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>You [apply_method] [src].</span>")
-
-	else
-		M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] attempts to force [M] to [apply_method] [src].</span>", \
-							"<span class='userdanger'>[user] attempts to force [M] to [apply_method] [src].</span>")
-		if(!do_mob(user, M))
-			return 0
-		M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] forces [M] to [apply_method] [src].</span>", \
-							"<span class='userdanger'>[user] forces [M] to [apply_method] [src].</span>")
-
-	var/makes_me_think = pick(strings("redpill.json", "redpill_questions"))
-	if(icon_state == "pill4" && prob(5)) //you take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
-		addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, /proc/to_chat, M, "<span class='notice'>[makes_me_think]</span>"), 50)
-
-	log_combat(user, M, "fed", reagents.log_list())
-	if(reagents.total_volume)
-		reagents.reaction(M, apply_type)
-		reagents.trans_to(M, reagents.total_volume)
-	qdel(src)
-	return 1
-
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/afterattack(obj/target, mob/user , proximity)
-	. = ..()
-	if(!proximity)
-		return
-	if(!dissolvable || !target.is_refillable())
-		return
-	if(target.is_drainable() && !target.reagents.total_volume)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[target] is empty! There's nothing to dissolve [src] in.</span>")
-		return
-
-	if(target.reagents.holder_full())
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[target] is full.</span>")
-		return
-
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You dissolve [src] in [target].</span>")
-	for(var/mob/O in viewers(2, user))	//viewers is necessary here because of the small radius
-		to_chat(O, "<span class='warning'>[user] slips something into [target]!</span>")
-	reagents.trans_to(target, reagents.total_volume)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/tox
-	name = "toxins pill"
-	desc = "Highly toxic."
-	icon_state = "pill5"
-	list_reagents = list("toxin" = 50)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/cyanide
-	name = "cyanide pill"
-	desc = "Don't swallow this."
-	icon_state = "pill5"
-	list_reagents = list("cyanide" = 50)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/adminordrazine
-	name = "adminordrazine pill"
-	desc = "It's magic. We don't have to explain it."
-	icon_state = "pill16"
-	list_reagents = list("adminordrazine" = 50)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/morphine
-	name = "morphine pill"
-	desc = "Commonly used to treat insomnia."
-	icon_state = "pill8"
-	list_reagents = list("morphine" = 30)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/stimulant
-	name = "stimulant pill"
-	desc = "Often taken by overworked employees, athletes, and the inebriated. You'll snap to attention immediately!"
-	icon_state = "pill19"
-	list_reagents = list("ephedrine" = 10, "antihol" = 10, "coffee" = 30)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/salbutamol
-	name = "salbutamol pill"
-	desc = "Used to treat oxygen deprivation."
-	icon_state = "pill16"
-	list_reagents = list("salbutamol" = 30)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/charcoal
-	name = "charcoal pill"
-	desc = "Neutralizes many common toxins."
-	icon_state = "pill17"
-	list_reagents = list("charcoal" = 10)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/epinephrine
-	name = "epinephrine pill"
-	desc = "Used to stabilize patients."
-	icon_state = "pill5"
-	list_reagents = list("epinephrine" = 15)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/mannitol
-	name = "mannitol pill"
-	desc = "Used to treat brain damage."
-	icon_state = "pill17"
-	list_reagents = list("mannitol" = 50)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/mutadone
-	name = "mutadone pill"
-	desc = "Used to treat genetic damage."
-	icon_state = "pill20"
-	list_reagents = list("mutadone" = 50)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/salicyclic
-	name = "salicylic acid pill"
-	desc = "Used to dull pain."
-	icon_state = "pill9"
-	list_reagents = list("sal_acid" = 24)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/oxandrolone
-	name = "oxandrolone pill"
-	desc = "Used to stimulate burn healing."
-	icon_state = "pill11"
-	list_reagents = list("oxandrolone" = 24)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/insulin
-	name = "insulin pill"
-	desc = "Handles hyperglycaemic coma."
-	icon_state = "pill18"
-	list_reagents = list("insulin" = 50)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/antirad
-	name = "potassium iodide pill"
-	desc = "Used to treat radition used to counter radiation poisoning."
-	icon_state = "pill18"
-	list_reagents = list("potass_iodide" = 50)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/antirad_plus
-	name = "prussian blue pill"
-	desc = "Used to treat heavy radition poisoning."
-	icon = 'modular_citadel/icons/obj/modularpills.dmi'
-	icon_state = "prussian_blue"
-	list_reagents = list("prussian_blue" = 25, "water" = 10)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/mutarad
-	name = "radiation treatment deluxe pill"
-	desc = "Used to treat heavy radition poisoning and genetic defects."
-	icon = 'modular_citadel/icons/obj/modularpills.dmi'
-	icon_state = "anit_rad_fixgene"
-	list_reagents = list("prussian_blue" = 15, "potass_iodide" = 15, "mutadone" = 15, "water" = 5)
-	roundstart = 1
-
-///////////////////////////////////////// this pill is used only in a legion mob drop
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/shadowtoxin
-	name = "black pill"
-	desc = "I wouldn't eat this if I were you."
-	icon_state = "pill9"
-	color = "#454545"
-	list_reagents = list("shadowmutationtoxin" = 1)
-//////////////////////////////////////// drugs
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/zoom
-	name = "zoom pill"
-	list_reagents = list("synaptizine" = 10, "nicotine" = 10, "methamphetamine" = 1)
-
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/happy
-	name = "happy pill"
-	list_reagents = list("sugar" = 10, "space_drugs" = 10)
-
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/lsd
-	name = "hallucinogen pill"
-	list_reagents = list("mushroomhallucinogen" = 15, "mindbreaker" = 15)
-
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/aranesp
-	name = "speedy pill"
-	list_reagents = list("aranesp" = 10)
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/floorpill
-	name = "floorpill"
-	desc = "A strange pill found in the depths of maintenance"
-	icon_state = "pill21"
-	var/static/list/names = list("maintenance pill","floorpill","mystery pill","suspicious pill","strange pill")
-	var/static/list/descs = list("Your feeling is telling you no, but...","Drugs are expensive, you can't afford not to eat any pills that you find."\
-	, "Surely, there's no way this could go bad.")
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/floorpill/Initialize()
-	list_reagents = list(get_random_reagent_id() = rand(10,50))
-	. = ..()
-	name = pick(names)
-	if(prob(20))
-		desc = pick(descs)
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/get_belt_overlay()
-	return mutable_appearance('icons/obj/clothing/belt_overlays.dmi', "pouch")
-
-/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/penis_enlargement
-	name = "penis enlargement pill"
-	list_reagents = list("penis_enlargement" = 30)
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill
+	name = "pill"
+	desc = "A tablet or capsule."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/chemical.dmi'
+	icon_state = "pill"
+	item_state = "pill"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/medical_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/medical_righthand.dmi'
+	possible_transfer_amounts = list()
+	volume = 50
+	grind_results = list()
+	var/apply_type = INGEST
+	var/apply_method = "swallow"
+	var/roundstart = 0
+	var/self_delay = 0 //pills are instant, this is because patches inheret their aplication from pills
+	var/dissolvable = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	if(!icon_state)
+		icon_state = "pill[rand(1,20)]"
+	if(reagents.total_volume && roundstart)
+		name += " ([reagents.total_volume]u)"
+
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/attack_self(mob/user)
+	return
+
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/attack(mob/M, mob/user, def_zone)
+	if(!canconsume(M, user))
+		return 0
+
+	if(M == user)
+		M.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] attempts to [apply_method] [src].</span>")
+		if(self_delay)
+			if(!do_mob(user, M, self_delay))
+				return 0
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>You [apply_method] [src].</span>")
+
+	else
+		M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] attempts to force [M] to [apply_method] [src].</span>", \
+							"<span class='userdanger'>[user] attempts to force [M] to [apply_method] [src].</span>")
+		if(!do_mob(user, M))
+			return 0
+		M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] forces [M] to [apply_method] [src].</span>", \
+							"<span class='userdanger'>[user] forces [M] to [apply_method] [src].</span>")
+
+	var/makes_me_think = pick(strings("redpill.json", "redpill_questions"))
+	if(icon_state == "pill4" && prob(5)) //you take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
+		addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, /proc/to_chat, M, "<span class='notice'>[makes_me_think]</span>"), 50)
+
+	log_combat(user, M, "fed", reagents.log_list())
+	if(reagents.total_volume)
+		reagents.reaction(M, apply_type)
+		reagents.trans_to(M, reagents.total_volume)
+	qdel(src)
+	return 1
+
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/afterattack(obj/target, mob/user , proximity)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!proximity)
+		return
+	if(!dissolvable || !target.is_refillable())
+		return
+	if(target.is_drainable() && !target.reagents.total_volume)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[target] is empty! There's nothing to dissolve [src] in.</span>")
+		return
+
+	if(target.reagents.holder_full())
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[target] is full.</span>")
+		return
+
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You dissolve [src] in [target].</span>")
+	for(var/mob/O in viewers(2, user))	//viewers is necessary here because of the small radius
+		to_chat(O, "<span class='warning'>[user] slips something into [target]!</span>")
+	reagents.trans_to(target, reagents.total_volume)
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/tox
+	name = "toxins pill"
+	desc = "Highly toxic."
+	icon_state = "pill5"
+	list_reagents = list("toxin" = 50)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/cyanide
+	name = "cyanide pill"
+	desc = "Don't swallow this."
+	icon_state = "pill5"
+	list_reagents = list("cyanide" = 50)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/adminordrazine
+	name = "adminordrazine pill"
+	desc = "It's magic. We don't have to explain it."
+	icon_state = "pill16"
+	list_reagents = list("adminordrazine" = 50)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/morphine
+	name = "morphine pill"
+	desc = "Commonly used to treat insomnia."
+	icon_state = "pill8"
+	list_reagents = list("morphine" = 30)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/stimulant
+	name = "stimulant pill"
+	desc = "Often taken by overworked employees, athletes, and the inebriated. You'll snap to attention immediately!"
+	icon_state = "pill19"
+	list_reagents = list("ephedrine" = 10, "antihol" = 10, "coffee" = 30)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/salbutamol
+	name = "salbutamol pill"
+	desc = "Used to treat oxygen deprivation."
+	icon_state = "pill16"
+	list_reagents = list("salbutamol" = 30)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/charcoal
+	name = "charcoal pill"
+	desc = "Neutralizes many common toxins."
+	icon_state = "pill17"
+	list_reagents = list("charcoal" = 10)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/epinephrine
+	name = "epinephrine pill"
+	desc = "Used to stabilize patients."
+	icon_state = "pill5"
+	list_reagents = list("epinephrine" = 15)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/mannitol
+	name = "mannitol pill"
+	desc = "Used to treat brain damage."
+	icon_state = "pill17"
+	list_reagents = list("mannitol" = 50)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/mutadone
+	name = "mutadone pill"
+	desc = "Used to treat genetic damage."
+	icon_state = "pill20"
+	list_reagents = list("mutadone" = 50)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/salicyclic
+	name = "salicylic acid pill"
+	desc = "Used to dull pain."
+	icon_state = "pill9"
+	list_reagents = list("sal_acid" = 24)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/oxandrolone
+	name = "oxandrolone pill"
+	desc = "Used to stimulate burn healing."
+	icon_state = "pill11"
+	list_reagents = list("oxandrolone" = 24)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/insulin
+	name = "insulin pill"
+	desc = "Handles hyperglycaemic coma."
+	icon_state = "pill18"
+	list_reagents = list("insulin" = 50)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/psicodine
+	name = "psicodine pill"
+	desc = "Used to treat mental instability and traumas."
+	list_reagents = list("psicodine" = 10)
+	icon_state = "pill22"
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/antirad
+	name = "potassium iodide pill"
+	desc = "Used to treat radition used to counter radiation poisoning."
+	icon_state = "pill18"
+	list_reagents = list("potass_iodide" = 50)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/antirad_plus
+	name = "prussian blue pill"
+	desc = "Used to treat heavy radition poisoning."
+	icon = 'modular_citadel/icons/obj/modularpills.dmi'
+	icon_state = "prussian_blue"
+	list_reagents = list("prussian_blue" = 25, "water" = 10)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/mutarad
+	name = "radiation treatment deluxe pill"
+	desc = "Used to treat heavy radition poisoning and genetic defects."
+	icon = 'modular_citadel/icons/obj/modularpills.dmi'
+	icon_state = "anit_rad_fixgene"
+	list_reagents = list("prussian_blue" = 15, "potass_iodide" = 15, "mutadone" = 15, "water" = 5)
+	roundstart = 1
+
+///////////////////////////////////////// this pill is used only in a legion mob drop
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/shadowtoxin
+	name = "black pill"
+	desc = "I wouldn't eat this if I were you."
+	icon_state = "pill9"
+	color = "#454545"
+	list_reagents = list("shadowmutationtoxin" = 1)
+//////////////////////////////////////// drugs
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/zoom
+	name = "zoom pill"
+	list_reagents = list("synaptizine" = 10, "nicotine" = 10, "methamphetamine" = 1)
+
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/happy
+	name = "happy pill"
+	list_reagents = list("sugar" = 10, "space_drugs" = 10)
+
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/lsd
+	name = "hallucinogen pill"
+	list_reagents = list("mushroomhallucinogen" = 15, "mindbreaker" = 15)
+
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/aranesp
+	name = "speedy pill"
+	list_reagents = list("aranesp" = 10)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/happiness
+	name = "happiness pill"
+	desc = "It has a creepy smiling face on it."
+	icon_state = "pill_happy"
+	list_reagents = list("happiness" = 10)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/floorpill
+	name = "floorpill"
+	desc = "A strange pill found in the depths of maintenance"
+	icon_state = "pill21"
+	var/static/list/names = list("maintenance pill","floorpill","mystery pill","suspicious pill","strange pill")
+	var/static/list/descs = list("Your feeling is telling you no, but...","Drugs are expensive, you can't afford not to eat any pills that you find."\
+	, "Surely, there's no way this could go bad.")
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/floorpill/Initialize()
+	list_reagents = list(get_random_reagent_id() = rand(10,50))
+	. = ..()
+	name = pick(names)
+	if(prob(20))
+		desc = pick(descs)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/get_belt_overlay()
+	return mutable_appearance('icons/obj/clothing/belt_overlays.dmi', "pouch")
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/penis_enlargement
+	name = "penis enlargement pill"
+	list_reagents = list("penis_enlarger" = 10)
+
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/breast_enlargement
+	name = "breast enlargement pill"
+	list_reagents = list("breast_enlarger" = 10)

code/modules/research/designs/medical_designs.dm

@@ -554,6 +554,16 @@
 	category = list("Medical Designs")
 	departmental_flags = DEPARTMENTAL_FLAG_MEDICAL
 
+/datum/design/cybernetic_tongue
+	name = "Cybernetic tongue"
+	desc = "A fancy cybernetic tongue."
+	id = "cybernetic_tongue"
+	build_type = PROTOLATHE
+	materials = list(MAT_METAL = 500, MAT_GLASS = 500)
+	build_path = /obj/item/organ/tongue/cybernetic
+	category = list("Medical Designs")
+	departmental_flags = DEPARTMENTAL_FLAG_MEDICAL
+
 /////////////////////
 //Adv Surgery Tools//
 /////////////////////

code/modules/research/designs/misc_designs.dm

@@ -1,4 +1,3 @@
-
 /////////////////////////////////////////
 /////////////////HUDs////////////////////
 /////////////////////////////////////////
@@ -480,6 +479,16 @@
 	category = list("Equipment")
 	departmental_flags = DEPARTMENTAL_FLAG_SCIENCE | DEPARTMENTAL_FLAG_ENGINEERING
 
+/datum/design/pHmeter
+	name = "Chemical Analyser"
+	desc = "A a electrode attached to a small circuit box that will tell you the pH of a solution."
+	id   = "pHmeter"
+	build_type = PROTOLATHE
+	materials = list(MAT_METAL = 1000, MAT_SILVER = 100, MAT_DIAMOND = 100)
+	build_path = /obj/item/fermichem/pHmeter
+	category = list("Equipment")
+	departmental_flags = DEPARTMENTAL_FLAG_MEDICAL | DEPARTMENTAL_FLAG_SCIENCE
+
 /////////////////////////////////////////
 ////////////Armour///////////////////////
 /////////////////////////////////////////

code/modules/research/nanites/nanite_programs/healing.dm

@@ -93,7 +93,7 @@
 /datum/nanite_program/blood_restoring/check_conditions()
 	if(iscarbon(host_mob))
 		var/mob/living/carbon/C = host_mob
-		if(C.blood_volume >= BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE)
+		if(C.blood_volume >= (BLOOD_VOLUME_SAFE*C.blood_ratio))
 			return FALSE
 	else
 		return FALSE
@@ -256,4 +256,3 @@
 		log_game("[C] has been successfully defibrillated by nanites.")
 	else
 		playsound(C, 'sound/machines/defib_failed.ogg', 50, 0)
-

code/modules/research/techweb/all_nodes.dm

@@ -69,7 +69,7 @@
 	display_name = "Advanced Biotechnology"
 	description = "Advanced Biotechnology"
 	prereq_ids = list("biotech")
-	design_ids = list("piercesyringe", "crewpinpointer", "smoke_machine", "plasmarefiller", "limbgrower", "defibrillator", "meta_beaker", "healthanalyzer_advanced","harvester","holobarrier_med","smartdartgun","medicinalsmartdart")
+	design_ids = list("piercesyringe", "crewpinpointer", "smoke_machine", "plasmarefiller", "limbgrower", "defibrillator", "meta_beaker", "healthanalyzer_advanced","harvester","holobarrier_med","smartdartgun","medicinalsmartdart", "pHmeter")
 	research_costs = list(TECHWEB_POINT_TYPE_GENERIC = 2500)
 	export_price = 5000
 
@@ -526,7 +526,7 @@
 	display_name = "Cybernetic Organs"
 	description = "We have the technology to rebuild him."
 	prereq_ids = list("adv_biotech")
-	design_ids = list("cybernetic_heart", "cybernetic_liver", "cybernetic_liver_u", "cybernetic_lungs", "cybernetic_lungs_u")
+	design_ids = list("cybernetic_heart", "cybernetic_liver", "cybernetic_liver_u", "cybernetic_lungs", "cybernetic_lungs_u", "cybernetic_tongue")
 	research_costs = list(TECHWEB_POINT_TYPE_GENERIC = 2500)
 	export_price = 5000
 

code/modules/shuttle/supply.dm

@@ -60,6 +60,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(blacklisted_cargo_types, typecacheof(list(
 			for(var/a in T.GetAllContents())
 				if(is_type_in_typecache(a, GLOB.blacklisted_cargo_types))
 					return FALSE
+				if(istype(a, /obj/structure/closet))//Prevents eigenlockers from ending up at CC
+					var/obj/structure/closet/c = a
+					if(c.eigen_teleport == TRUE)
+						return FALSE
 	return TRUE
 
 /obj/docking_port/mobile/supply/request(obj/docking_port/stationary/S)

code/modules/spells/spell_types/shapeshift.dm

@@ -15,7 +15,6 @@
 	var/die_with_shapeshifted_form = TRUE
 	var/convert_damage = FALSE //If you want to convert the caster's health to the shift, and vice versa.
 	var/convert_damage_type = BRUTE //Since simplemobs don't have advanced damagetypes, what to convert damage back into.
-
 	var/shapeshift_type
 	var/list/possible_shapes = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/mouse,\
 		/mob/living/simple_animal/pet/dog/corgi,\
@@ -167,4 +166,4 @@
 
 /datum/soullink/shapeshift/sharerDies(gibbed, mob/living/sharer)
 	if(source)
-		source.shapeDeath(gibbed)
+		source.shapeDeath(gibbed)

code/modules/surgery/organs/liver.dm

@@ -1,6 +1,7 @@
 #define LIVER_DEFAULT_HEALTH 100 //amount of damage required for liver failure
 #define LIVER_DEFAULT_TOX_TOLERANCE 3 //amount of toxins the liver can filter out
 #define LIVER_DEFAULT_TOX_LETHALITY 0.01 //lower values lower how harmful toxins are to the liver
+#define LIVER_SWELLING_MOVE_MODIFY "pharma"
 
 /obj/item/organ/liver
 	name = "liver"
@@ -16,6 +17,8 @@
 	var/toxTolerance = LIVER_DEFAULT_TOX_TOLERANCE//maximum amount of toxins the liver can just shrug off
 	var/toxLethality = LIVER_DEFAULT_TOX_LETHALITY//affects how much damage toxins do to the liver
 	var/filterToxins = TRUE //whether to filter toxins
+	var/swelling = 0
+	var/cachedmoveCalc = 1
 
 /obj/item/organ/liver/on_life()
 	var/mob/living/carbon/C = owner
@@ -45,11 +48,40 @@
 	if(damage > maxHealth)//cap liver damage
 		damage = maxHealth
 
+	if(swelling >= 10)
+		pharmacokinesis()
+
 /obj/item/organ/liver/prepare_eat()
 	var/obj/S = ..()
 	S.reagents.add_reagent("iron", 5)
 	return S
 
+//Just in case
+/obj/item/organ/liver/Remove(mob/living/carbon/M, special = 0)
+	..()
+	M.remove_movespeed_modifier(LIVER_SWELLING_MOVE_MODIFY)
+	M.ResetBloodVol() //At the moment, this shouldn't allow application twice. You either have this OR a thirsty ferret.
+	sizeMoveMod(1, M)
+
+//Applies some of the effects to the patient.
+/obj/item/organ/liver/proc/pharmacokinesis()
+	var/moveCalc = 1+((round(swelling) - 9)/3)
+	if(moveCalc == cachedmoveCalc)//reduce calculations
+		return
+	if(prob(5))
+		to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>You feel a stange ache in your side, almost like a sitch. This pain is affecting your movements and making you feel lightheaded.</span>")
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
+	H.add_movespeed_modifier(LIVER_SWELLING_MOVE_MODIFY, TRUE, 100, NONE, override = TRUE, multiplicative_slowdown = moveCalc)
+	H.AdjustBloodVol(moveCalc/3)
+	sizeMoveMod(moveCalc, H)
+
+/obj/item/organ/liver/proc/sizeMoveMod(var/value, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	if(cachedmoveCalc == value)
+		return
+	H.next_move_modifier /= cachedmoveCalc
+	H.next_move_modifier *= value
+	cachedmoveCalc = value
+
 /obj/item/organ/liver/fly
 	name = "insectoid liver"
 	icon_state = "liver-x" //xenomorph liver? It's just a black liver so it fits.

code/modules/surgery/organs/lungs.dm

@@ -1,3 +1,5 @@
+#define LUNGS_MAX_HEALTH 300
+
 /obj/item/organ/lungs
 	name = "lungs"
 	icon_state = "lungs"
@@ -54,8 +56,40 @@
 
 	var/crit_stabilizing_reagent = "epinephrine"
 
+	//health
+	var/maxHealth = LUNGS_MAX_HEALTH
+	var/damage = 0
+
+//TODO: lung health affects lung function
+/obj/item/organ/lungs/proc/adjustLungLoss(damage_mod, mob/living/carbon/M) //damage might be too low atm.
+	if (maxHealth == INFINITY)
+		return
+	if(damage+damage_mod < 0)
+		damage = 0
+		return
+
+	damage += damage_mod
+	if ((damage / maxHealth) > 1)
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>You feel your lungs collapse within your chest as you gasp for air, unable to inflate them anymore!</span>")
+		M.emote("gasp")
+		SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, "Lungs lost")
+		qdel(src)
+	else if ((damage / maxHealth) > 0.75)
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>It's getting really hard to breathe!!</span>")
+		M.emote("gasp")
+		M.Dizzy(3)
+	else if ((damage / maxHealth) > 0.5)
+		M.Dizzy(2)
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>Your chest is really starting to hurt.</span>")
+		M.emote("cough")
+	else if ((damage / maxHealth) > 0.2)
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>You feel an ache within your chest.</span>")
+		M.emote("cough")
+		M.Dizzy(1)
 
 /obj/item/organ/lungs/proc/check_breath(datum/gas_mixture/breath, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+//TODO: add lung damage = less oxygen gains
+	var/breathModifier = (5-(5*(damage/maxHealth)/2)) //range 2.5 - 5
 	if((H.status_flags & GODMODE))
 		return
 	if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_NOBREATH))
@@ -124,7 +158,7 @@
 		else
 			H.failed_last_breath = FALSE
 			if(H.health >= H.crit_threshold)
-				H.adjustOxyLoss(-5)
+				H.adjustOxyLoss(-breathModifier) //More damaged lungs = slower oxy rate up to a factor of half
 			gas_breathed = breath_gases[/datum/gas/oxygen]
 			H.clear_alert("not_enough_oxy")
 
@@ -153,7 +187,7 @@
 		else
 			H.failed_last_breath = FALSE
 			if(H.health >= H.crit_threshold)
-				H.adjustOxyLoss(-5)
+				H.adjustOxyLoss(-breathModifier)
 			gas_breathed = breath_gases[/datum/gas/nitrogen]
 			H.clear_alert("nitro")
 
@@ -190,7 +224,7 @@
 		else
 			H.failed_last_breath = FALSE
 			if(H.health >= H.crit_threshold)
-				H.adjustOxyLoss(-5)
+				H.adjustOxyLoss(-breathModifier)
 			gas_breathed = breath_gases[/datum/gas/carbon_dioxide]
 			H.clear_alert("not_enough_co2")
 
@@ -220,7 +254,7 @@
 		else
 			H.failed_last_breath = FALSE
 			if(H.health >= H.crit_threshold)
-				H.adjustOxyLoss(-5)
+				H.adjustOxyLoss(-breathModifier)
 			gas_breathed = breath_gases[/datum/gas/plasma]
 			H.clear_alert("not_enough_tox")
 
@@ -244,6 +278,9 @@
 		else if(SA_pp > 0.01)	// There is sleeping gas in their lungs, but only a little, so give them a bit of a warning
 			if(prob(20))
 				H.emote(pick("giggle", "laugh"))
+				SEND_SIGNAL(owner, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "chemical_euphoria", /datum/mood_event/chemical_euphoria)
+		else
+			SEND_SIGNAL(owner, COMSIG_CLEAR_MOOD_EVENT, "chemical_euphoria")
 
 	// BZ
 
@@ -368,10 +405,13 @@
 		var/cold_modifier = H.dna.species.coldmod
 		if(breath_temperature < cold_level_3_threshold)
 			H.apply_damage_type(cold_level_3_damage*cold_modifier, cold_damage_type)
+			adjustLungLoss((cold_level_3_damage*cold_modifier*2), H)
 		if(breath_temperature > cold_level_3_threshold && breath_temperature < cold_level_2_threshold)
 			H.apply_damage_type(cold_level_2_damage*cold_modifier, cold_damage_type)
+			adjustLungLoss((cold_level_2_damage*cold_modifier*2), H)
 		if(breath_temperature > cold_level_2_threshold && breath_temperature < cold_level_1_threshold)
 			H.apply_damage_type(cold_level_1_damage*cold_modifier, cold_damage_type)
+			adjustLungLoss((cold_level_1_damage*cold_modifier*2), H)
 		if(breath_temperature < cold_level_1_threshold)
 			if(prob(20))
 				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>You feel [cold_message] in your [name]!</span>")
@@ -380,10 +420,13 @@
 		var/heat_modifier = H.dna.species.heatmod
 		if(breath_temperature > heat_level_1_threshold && breath_temperature < heat_level_2_threshold)
 			H.apply_damage_type(heat_level_1_damage*heat_modifier, heat_damage_type)
+			adjustLungLoss((heat_level_1_damage*heat_modifier*2), H)
 		if(breath_temperature > heat_level_2_threshold && breath_temperature < heat_level_3_threshold)
 			H.apply_damage_type(heat_level_2_damage*heat_modifier, heat_damage_type)
+			adjustLungLoss((heat_level_2_damage*heat_modifier*2), H)
 		if(breath_temperature > heat_level_3_threshold)
 			H.apply_damage_type(heat_level_3_damage*heat_modifier, heat_damage_type)
+			adjustLungLoss((heat_level_3_damage*heat_modifier*2), H)
 		if(breath_temperature > heat_level_1_threshold)
 			if(prob(20))
 				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>You feel [hot_message] in your [name]!</span>")
@@ -402,12 +445,14 @@
 	safe_oxygen_max = 0 // Like, at all.
 	safe_toxins_min = 16 //We breath THIS!
 	safe_toxins_max = 0
+	maxHealth = INFINITY//I don't understand how plamamen work, so I'm not going to try t give them special lungs atm
 
 /obj/item/organ/lungs/cybernetic
 	name = "cybernetic lungs"
 	desc = "A cybernetic version of the lungs found in traditional humanoid entities. It functions the same as an organic lung and is merely meant as a replacement."
 	icon_state = "lungs-c"
 	synthetic = TRUE
+	maxHealth = 400
 
 /obj/item/organ/lungs/cybernetic/emp_act()
 	. = ..()
@@ -427,6 +472,7 @@
 	cold_level_1_threshold = 200
 	cold_level_2_threshold = 140
 	cold_level_3_threshold = 100
+	maxHealth = 550
 
 /obj/item/organ/lungs/ashwalker
 	name = "ash lungs"

code/modules/surgery/organs/organ_internal.dm

@@ -153,6 +153,17 @@
 
 		// if they have no mutant tongues, give them a regular one
 		T.Insert(src)
+	else
+		var/obj/item/organ/tongue/oT = getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_TONGUE)
+		if(oT.name == "fluffy tongue")
+			var/obj/item/organ/tongue/T
+			if(dna && dna.species && dna.species.mutanttongue)
+				T = new dna.species.mutanttongue()
+			else
+				T = new()
+			oT.Remove(src)
+			qdel(oT)
+			T.Insert(src)
 
 	if(!getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_EYES))
 		var/obj/item/organ/eyes/E

code/modules/surgery/organs/tongue.dm

@@ -1,3 +1,5 @@
+#define TONGUE_MAX_HEALTH 60
+
 /obj/item/organ/tongue
 	name = "tongue"
 	desc = "A fleshy muscle mostly used for lying."
@@ -8,6 +10,8 @@
 	var/list/languages_possible
 	var/say_mod = null
 	var/taste_sensitivity = 15 // lower is more sensitive.
+	var/maxHealth = TONGUE_MAX_HEALTH
+	var/damage = 0
 	var/modifies_speech = FALSE
 	var/static/list/languages_possible_base = typecacheof(list(
 		/datum/language/common,
@@ -27,6 +31,29 @@
 
 /obj/item/organ/tongue/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args)
 
+/obj/item/organ/tongue/proc/adjustTongueLoss(mob/living/carbon/M, damage_mod)
+	if (maxHealth == "alien")
+		return
+	if (maxHealth == "bone")
+		var/target = M.get_bodypart(BODY_ZONE_HEAD)
+		M.apply_damage(damage_mod, BURN, target)
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>The drink burns your skull! Oof, your bones!</span>")
+		return
+	if(damage+damage_mod < 0)
+		damage = 0
+		return
+
+	damage += damage_mod
+	if ((damage / maxHealth) > 1)
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='userdanger'>Your tongue is singed beyond recognition, and disintegrates!</span>")
+		SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, "Tongues lost to Fermi")
+		qdel(src)
+	else if ((damage / maxHealth) > 0.85)
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>Your tongue feels like it's about to fall out!.</span>")
+	else if ((damage / maxHealth) > 0.5)
+		to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>Your tongue is really starting to hurt.</span>")
+
+
 /obj/item/organ/tongue/Insert(mob/living/carbon/M, special = 0)
 	..()
 	if(say_mod && M.dna && M.dna.species)
@@ -51,6 +78,7 @@
 	icon_state = "tonguelizard"
 	say_mod = "hisses"
 	taste_sensitivity = 10 // combined nose + tongue, extra sensitive
+	maxHealth = 40 //extra sensitivity means tongue is more susceptible to damage
 	modifies_speech = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/organ/tongue/lizard/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args)
@@ -68,6 +96,7 @@
 	icon_state = "tonguefly"
 	say_mod = "buzzes"
 	taste_sensitivity = 25 // you eat vomit, this is a mercy
+	maxHealth = 80 //years of eatting trash has made your tongue strong
 	modifies_speech = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/organ/tongue/fly/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args)
@@ -85,6 +114,7 @@
 	icon_state = "tongueayylmao"
 	say_mod = "gibbers"
 	taste_sensitivity = 101 // ayys cannot taste anything.
+	maxHealth = 120 //Ayys probe a lot
 	modifies_speech = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/organ/tongue/abductor/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args)
@@ -113,6 +143,7 @@
 	icon_state = "tonguezombie"
 	say_mod = "moans"
 	taste_sensitivity = 32
+	maxHealth = 65 //Stop! It's already dead...!
 	modifies_speech = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/organ/tongue/zombie/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args)
@@ -137,6 +168,7 @@
 	icon_state = "tonguexeno"
 	say_mod = "hisses"
 	taste_sensitivity = 10 // LIZARDS ARE ALIENS CONFIRMED
+	maxHealth = "alien" //Their blood is acid, so, no, though a tongueless xeno might be funny
 	modifies_speech = TRUE // not really, they just hiss
 	var/static/list/languages_possible_alien = typecacheof(list(
 		/datum/language/xenocommon,
@@ -159,6 +191,7 @@
 	say_mod = "rattles"
 	attack_verb = list("bitten", "chattered", "chomped", "enamelled", "boned")
 	taste_sensitivity = 101 // skeletons cannot taste anything
+	maxHealth = "bone" //Take brute damage instead
 	modifies_speech = TRUE
 	var/chattering = FALSE
 	var/phomeme_type = "sans"
@@ -181,6 +214,7 @@
 	name = "plasma bone \"tongue\""
 	desc = "Like animated skeletons, Plasmamen vibrate their teeth in order to produce speech."
 	icon_state = "tongueplasma"
+	maxHealth = "alien"
 	modifies_speech = FALSE
 
 /obj/item/organ/tongue/robot
@@ -192,6 +226,7 @@
 	attack_verb = list("beeped", "booped")
 	modifies_speech = TRUE
 	taste_sensitivity = 25 // not as good as an organic tongue
+	maxHealth = 100 //RoboTongue!
 	var/electronics_magic = TRUE
 
 /obj/item/organ/tongue/robot/can_speak_in_language(datum/language/dt)
@@ -200,8 +235,39 @@
 /obj/item/organ/tongue/robot/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args)
 	speech_args[SPEECH_SPANS] |= SPAN_ROBOT
 
+/obj/item/organ/tongue/fluffy
+	name = "fluffy tongue"
+	desc = "OwO what's this?"
+	icon_state = "tonguefluffy"
+	taste_sensitivity = 10 // extra sensitive and inquisitive uwu
+	maxHealth = 35 //Sensitive tongue!
+	modifies_speech = TRUE
+
+/obj/item/organ/tongue/fluffy/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args)
+	var/message = speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE]
+	if(copytext(message, 1, 2) != "*")
+		message = replacetext(message, "ne", "nye")
+		message = replacetext(message, "nu", "nyu")
+		message = replacetext(message, "na", "nya")
+		message = replacetext(message, "no", "nyo")
+		message = replacetext(message, "ove", "uv")
+		message = replacetext(message, "l", "w")
+		message = replacetext(message, "r", "w")
+	message = lowertext(message)
+	speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = message
+
+/obj/item/organ/tongue/cybernetic
+	name = "cybernetic tongue"
+	desc = "A state of the art robotic tongue that can detect the pH of anything drank."
+	icon_state = "tonguecybernetic"
+	taste_sensitivity = 10
+	maxHealth = 60 //It's robotic!
+
+/obj/item/organ/tongue/cybernetic/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args)
+	speech_args[SPEECH_SPANS] |= SPAN_ROBOT
+
 /obj/item/organ/tongue/robot/ipc
 	name = "positronic voicebox"
 	say_mod = "beeps"
 	desc = "A voice synthesizer used by IPCs to smoothly interface with organic lifeforms."
-	electronics_magic = FALSE
+	electronics_magic = FALSE

code/modules/surgery/organs/vocal_cords.dm

@@ -575,7 +575,7 @@
 		cooldown = COOLDOWN_MEME
 		for(var/V in listeners)
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = V
-			if(H.canbearoused && H.has_dna()) // probably a redundant check but for good measure
+			if(H.canbearoused && H.has_dna() && HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_NYMPHO)) // probably a redundant check but for good measure
 				H.mob_climax(forced_climax=TRUE)
 
 	//DAB
@@ -608,6 +608,867 @@
 
 	return cooldown
 
+//////////////////////////////////////
+///////ENTHRAL VELVET CHORDS//////////
+//////////////////////////////////////
+
+//Heavily modified voice of god code
+/obj/item/organ/vocal_cords/velvet
+	name = "Velvet chords"
+	desc = "The voice spoken from these just make you want to drift off, sleep and obey."
+	icon_state = "velvet_chords"
+	actions_types = list(/datum/action/item_action/organ_action/velvet)
+	spans = list("velvet")
+
+/datum/action/item_action/organ_action/velvet
+	name = "Velvet chords"
+	var/obj/item/organ/vocal_cords/velvet/cords = null
+	//icon_icon = 'icons/mob/screen_alert.dmi'
+	//button_icon_state = "velvet_chords"
+	//icon = 'icons/mob/screen_alert.dmi'
+	//icon_state = "in_love"
+
+/datum/action/item_action/organ_action/velvet/New()
+	..()
+	cords = target
+
+/datum/action/item_action/organ_action/velvet/IsAvailable()
+	return TRUE
+
+/datum/action/item_action/organ_action/velvet/Trigger()
+	. = ..()
+	var/command = input(owner, "Speak in a sultry tone", "Command")
+	if(QDELETED(src) || QDELETED(owner))
+		return
+	if(!command)
+		return
+	owner.say(".x[command]")
+
+/obj/item/organ/vocal_cords/velvet/can_speak_with()
+	return TRUE
+
+/obj/item/organ/vocal_cords/velvet/handle_speech(message) //actually say the message
+	owner.say(message, spans = spans, sanitize = FALSE)
+	velvetspeech(message, owner, 1)
+
+//////////////////////////////////////
+///////////FermiChem//////////////////
+//////////////////////////////////////
+//Removed span_list from input arguments.
+/proc/velvetspeech(message, mob/living/user, base_multiplier = 1, message_admins = FALSE, debug = FALSE)
+
+	if(!user || !user.can_speak() || user.stat)
+		return 0 //no cooldown
+
+	var/log_message = message
+
+	//FIND THRALLS
+	message = lowertext(message)
+	var/mob/living/list/listeners = list()
+	for(var/mob/living/L in get_hearers_in_view(8, user))
+		if(L.can_hear() && !L.anti_magic_check(FALSE, TRUE) && L.stat != DEAD)
+			if(L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall))//Check to see if they have the status
+				var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)//Check to see if pet is on cooldown from last command and if the master is right
+				if(E.master != user)
+					continue
+				if(ishuman(L))
+					var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = L
+					if(istype(H.ears, /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs))
+						continue
+
+				if (E.cooldown > 0)//If they're on cooldown you can't give them more commands.
+					continue
+				listeners += L
+
+	if(!listeners.len)
+		return 0
+
+	//POWER CALCULATIONS
+
+	var/power_multiplier = base_multiplier
+
+	// Not sure I want to give extra power to anyone at the moment...? We'll see how it turns out
+	if(user.mind)
+		//Chaplains are very good at indoctrinating
+		if(user.mind.assigned_role == "Chaplain")
+			power_multiplier *= 1.2
+		//Command staff has authority
+		if(user.mind.assigned_role in GLOB.command_positions)
+			power_multiplier *= 1.1
+		//Why are you speaking
+		if(user.mind.assigned_role == "Mime")
+			power_multiplier *= 0.5
+
+	//Cultists are closer to their gods and are better at indoctrinating
+	if(iscultist(user))
+		power_multiplier *= 1.2
+	else if (is_servant_of_ratvar(user))
+		power_multiplier *= 1.2
+	else if (is_devil(user))//The devil is supposed to be seductive, right?
+		power_multiplier *= 1.2
+
+	//range = 0.5 - 1.4~
+	//most cases = 1
+
+	//Try to check if the speaker specified a name or a job to focus on
+	var/list/specific_listeners = list()
+	var/found_string = null
+
+	//Get the proper job titles
+	message = get_full_job_name(message)
+
+	for(var/V in listeners)
+		var/mob/living/L = V
+		if(dd_hasprefix(message, L.real_name))
+			specific_listeners += L //focus on those with the specified name
+			//Cut out the name so it doesn't trigger commands
+			found_string = L.real_name
+			power_multiplier += 0.5
+
+		else if(dd_hasprefix(message, L.first_name()))
+			specific_listeners += L //focus on those with the specified name
+			//Cut out the name so it doesn't trigger commands
+			found_string = L.first_name()
+			power_multiplier += 0.5
+
+		else if(L.mind && L.mind.assigned_role && dd_hasprefix(message, L.mind.assigned_role))
+			specific_listeners += L //focus on those with the specified job
+			//Cut out the job so it doesn't trigger commands
+			found_string = L.mind.assigned_role
+			power_multiplier += 0.25
+
+	if(specific_listeners.len)
+		listeners = specific_listeners
+		//power_multiplier *= (1 + (1/specific_listeners.len)) //Put this is if it becomes OP, power is judged internally on a thrall, so shouldn't be nessicary.
+		message = copytext(message, 0, 1)+copytext(message, 1 + length(found_string), length(message) + 1)//I have no idea what this does
+
+	var/obj/item/organ/tongue/T = user.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_TONGUE)
+	if (T.name == "fluffy tongue") //If you sound hillarious, it's hard to take you seriously. This is a way for other players to combat/reduce their effectiveness.
+		power_multiplier *= 0.75
+
+	if(debug == TRUE)
+		to_chat(world, "[user]'s power is [power_multiplier].")
+
+	//Mixables
+	var/static/regex/enthral_words = regex("relax|obey|love|serve|docile|so easy|ara ara")
+	var/static/regex/reward_words = regex("good boy|good girl|good pet|good job")
+	var/static/regex/punish_words = regex("bad boy|bad girl|bad pet|bad job")
+	//phase 0
+	var/static/regex/saymyname_words = regex("say my name|who am i|whoami")
+	var/static/regex/wakeup_words = regex("revert|awaken|snap") //works
+	//phase1
+	var/static/regex/petstatus_words = regex("how are you|what is your status|are you okay")
+	var/static/regex/silence_words = regex("shut up|silence|be silent|ssh|quiet|hush")
+	var/static/regex/speak_words = regex("talk to me|speak")
+	var/static/regex/antiresist_words = regex("unable to resist|give in")//useful if you think your target is resisting a lot
+	var/static/regex/resist_words = regex("resist|snap out of it|fight")//useful if two enthrallers are fighting
+	var/static/regex/forget_words = regex("forget|muddled|awake and forget")
+	var/static/regex/attract_words = regex("come here|come to me|get over here|attract")
+	//phase 2
+	var/static/regex/orgasm_words = regex("cum|orgasm|climax|squirt|heyo") //wah, lewd
+	var/static/regex/awoo_words = regex("howl|awoo|bark")
+	var/static/regex/nya_words = regex("nya|meow|mewl")
+	var/static/regex/sleep_words = regex("sleep|slumber|rest")
+	var/static/regex/strip_words = regex("strip|derobe|nude")
+	var/static/regex/walk_words = regex("slow down|walk")
+	var/static/regex/run_words = regex("run|speed up")
+	var/static/regex/liedown_words = regex("lie down") //TO ADD
+	var/static/regex/knockdown_words = regex("drop|fall|trip|knockdown|kneel")
+	//phase 3
+	var/static/regex/statecustom_words = regex("state triggers|state your triggers")
+	var/static/regex/custom_words = regex("new trigger|listen to me")
+	var/static/regex/custom_words_words = regex("speak|echo|shock|cum|kneel|strip|trance")//What a descriptive name!
+	var/static/regex/custom_echo = regex("obsess|fills your mind|loop")
+	var/static/regex/instill_words = regex("feel|entice|overwhel")
+	var/static/regex/recognise_words = regex("recognise me|did you miss me?")
+	var/static/regex/objective_words = regex("new objective|obey this command|unable to resist|compulsed")
+	var/static/regex/heal_words = regex("live|heal|survive|mend|life|pets never die")
+	var/static/regex/stun_words = regex("stop|wait|stand still|hold on|halt")
+	var/static/regex/hallucinate_words = regex("get high|hallucinate")
+	var/static/regex/hot_words = regex("heat|hot|hell")
+	var/static/regex/cold_words = regex("cold|cool down|chill|freeze")
+	var/static/regex/getup_words = regex("get up")
+	var/static/regex/pacify_words = regex("more and more docile|complaisant|friendly|pacifist")
+	var/static/regex/charge_words = regex("charge|oorah|attack")
+
+	var/distancelist = list(2,2,1.5,1.3,1.15,1,0.8,0.6,0.5,0.25)
+
+	//CALLBACKS ARE USED FOR MESSAGES BECAUSE SAY IS HANDLED AFTER THE PROCESSING.
+
+	//Tier 1
+	//ENTHRAL mixable (works I think)
+	if(findtext(message, enthral_words))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			power_multiplier *= distancelist[get_dist(user, V)+1]
+			if(L == user)
+				continue
+			if(length(message))
+				E.enthrallTally += (power_multiplier*(((length(message))/200) + 1)) //encourage players to say more than one word.
+			else
+				E.enthrallTally += power_multiplier*1.25 //thinking about it, I don't know how this can proc
+			if(L.canbearoused)
+				if(L.client?.prefs.lewdchem)
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='nicegreen'><i><b>[E.enthrallGender] is so nice to listen to.</b></i></span>"), 5)
+			E.cooldown += 1
+
+	//REWARD mixable works
+	if(findtext(message, reward_words))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			power_multiplier *= distancelist[get_dist(user, V)+1]
+			if(L == user)
+				continue
+			if (L.client?.prefs.lewdchem)
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='love'>[E.enthrallGender] has praised me!!</span>"), 5)
+				if(HAS_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_NYMPHO))
+					L.adjustArousalLoss(2*power_multiplier)
+				if(HAS_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_MASO))
+					E.enthrallTally -= power_multiplier
+					E.resistanceTally += power_multiplier
+					E.cooldown += 1
+			else
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='nicegreen'><b><i>I've been praised for doing a good job!</b></i></span>"), 5)
+			E.resistanceTally -= power_multiplier
+			E.enthrallTally += power_multiplier
+			var/descmessage = "<span class='love'><i>[(L.client?.prefs.lewdchem?"I feel so happy! I'm a good pet who [E.enthrallGender] loves!":"I did a good job!")]</i></span>"
+			SEND_SIGNAL(L, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "enthrallpraise", /datum/mood_event/enthrallpraise, descmessage)
+			E.cooldown += 1
+
+	//PUNISH mixable  works
+	else if(findtext(message, punish_words))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			var/descmessage = "[(L.client?.prefs.lewdchem?"I've failed [E.enthrallGender]... What a bad, bad pet!":"I did a bad job...")]"
+			if(L == user)
+				continue
+			if (L.client?.prefs.lewdchem)
+				if(HAS_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_MASO))
+					L.adjustArousalLoss(3*power_multiplier)
+					descmessage += "And yet, it feels so good..!</span>" //I don't really understand masco, is this the right sort of thing they like?
+					E.enthrallTally += power_multiplier
+					E.resistanceTally -= power_multiplier
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='love'>I've let [E.enthrallGender] down...!</b></span>"), 5)
+				else
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='warning'>I've let [E.enthrallGender] down...</b></span>"), 5)
+			else
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='warning'>I've failed [E.master]...</b></span>"), 5)
+				E.resistanceTally += power_multiplier
+				E.enthrallTally += power_multiplier
+				E.cooldown += 1
+			SEND_SIGNAL(L, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "enthrallscold", /datum/mood_event/enthrallscold, descmessage)
+			E.cooldown += 1
+
+
+
+	//teir 0
+	//SAY MY NAME works
+	if((findtext(message, saymyname_words)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/carbon/C = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = C.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			REMOVE_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_MUTE, "enthrall")
+			C.silent = 0
+			if(C.client?.prefs.lewdchem)
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(C, /atom/movable/proc/say, "[E.enthrallGender]"), 5)
+			else
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(C, /atom/movable/proc/say, "[E.master]"), 5)
+
+	//WAKE UP
+	else if((findtext(message, wakeup_words)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			L.SetSleeping(0)//Can you hear while asleep?
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(0)
+					E.phase = 3
+					E.status = null
+					user.emote("snap")
+					if(L.client?.prefs.lewdchem)
+						addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='big warning'>The snapping of your [E.enthrallGender]'s fingers brings you back to your enthralled state, obedient and ready to serve.</b></span>"), 5)
+					else
+						addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='big warning'>The snapping of [E.master]'s fingers brings you back to being under their influence.</b></span>"), 5)
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You wake up [L]!</i></span>")
+
+	//tier 1
+
+	//PETSTATUS i.e. how they are
+	else if((findtext(message, petstatus_words)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = H.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			REMOVE_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_MUTE, "enthrall")
+			var/speaktrigger = ""
+			//phase
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(0)
+					continue
+				if(1)
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(H, /atom/movable/proc/say, "I feel happy being with you."), 5)
+					continue
+				if(2)
+					speaktrigger += "[(H.client?.prefs.lewdchem?"I think I'm in love with you... ":"I find you really inspirational, ")]" //'
+				if(3)
+					speaktrigger += "[(H.client?.prefs.lewdchem?"I'm devoted to being your pet":"I'm commited to following your cause!")]! "
+				if(4)
+					speaktrigger += "[(H.client?.prefs.lewdchem?"You are my whole world and all of my being belongs to you, ":"I cannot think of anything else but aiding your cause, ")] "//Redflags!!
+
+			//mood
+			GET_COMPONENT_FROM(mood, /datum/component/mood, H)
+			switch(mood.sanity)
+				if(SANITY_GREAT to INFINITY)
+					speaktrigger += "I'm beyond elated!! " //did you mean byond elated? hohoho
+				if(SANITY_NEUTRAL to SANITY_GREAT)
+					speaktrigger += "I'm really happy! "
+				if(SANITY_DISTURBED to SANITY_NEUTRAL)
+					speaktrigger += "I'm a little sad, "
+				if(SANITY_UNSTABLE to SANITY_DISTURBED)
+					speaktrigger += "I'm really upset, "
+				if(SANITY_CRAZY to SANITY_UNSTABLE)
+					speaktrigger += "I'm about to fall apart without you! "
+				if(SANITY_INSANE to SANITY_CRAZY)
+					speaktrigger += "Hold me, please.. "
+
+			//Withdrawal
+			switch(E.withdrawalTick)
+				if(10 to 36) //denial
+					speaktrigger += "I missed you, "
+				if(36 to 66) //barganing
+					speaktrigger += "I missed you, but I knew you'd come back for me! "
+				if(66 to 90) //anger
+					speaktrigger += "I couldn't take being away from you like that, "
+				if(90 to 140) //depression
+					speaktrigger += "I was so scared you'd never come back, "
+				if(140 to INFINITY) //acceptance
+					speaktrigger += "I'm hurt that you left me like that... I felt so alone... "
+
+			//hunger
+			switch(H.nutrition)
+				if(0 to NUTRITION_LEVEL_STARVING)
+					speaktrigger += "I'm famished, please feed me..! "
+				if(NUTRITION_LEVEL_STARVING to NUTRITION_LEVEL_HUNGRY)
+					speaktrigger += "I'm so hungry... "
+				if(NUTRITION_LEVEL_HUNGRY to NUTRITION_LEVEL_FED)
+					speaktrigger += "I'm hungry, "
+				if(NUTRITION_LEVEL_FED to NUTRITION_LEVEL_WELL_FED)
+					speaktrigger += "I'm sated, "
+				if(NUTRITION_LEVEL_WELL_FED to NUTRITION_LEVEL_FULL)
+					speaktrigger += "I've a full belly! "
+				if(NUTRITION_LEVEL_FULL to INFINITY)
+					speaktrigger += "I'm fat... "
+
+			//health
+			switch(H.health)
+				if(100 to INFINITY)
+					speaktrigger += "I feel fit, "
+				if(80 to 99)
+					speaktrigger += "I ache a little bit, "
+				if(40 to 80)
+					speaktrigger += "I'm really hurt, "
+				if(0 to 40)
+					speaktrigger += "I'm in a lot of pain, help! "
+				if(-INFINITY to 0)
+					speaktrigger += "I'm barely concious and in so much pain, please help me! "
+			//toxin
+			switch(H.getToxLoss())
+				if(10 to 30)
+					speaktrigger += "I feel a bit queasy... "
+				if(30 to 60)
+					speaktrigger += "I feel nauseous... "
+				if(60 to INFINITY)
+					speaktrigger += "My head is pounding and I feel like I'm going to be sick... "
+			//oxygen
+			if (H.getOxyLoss() >= 25)
+				speaktrigger += "I can't breathe! "
+			//blind
+			if (HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_BLIND))
+				speaktrigger += "I can't see! "
+			//deaf..?
+			if (HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_DEAF))//How the heck you managed to get here I have no idea, but just in case!
+				speaktrigger += "I can barely hear you! "
+			//And the brain damage. And the brain damage. And the brain damage. And the brain damage. And the brain damage.
+			switch(H.getBrainLoss())
+				if(20 to 40)
+					speaktrigger += "I have a mild head ache, "
+				if(40 to 80)
+					speaktrigger += "I feel disorentated and confused, "
+				if(80 to 120)
+					speaktrigger += "My head feels like it's about to explode, "
+				if(120 to 160)
+					speaktrigger += "You are the only thing keeping my mind sane, "
+				if(160 to INFINITY)
+					speaktrigger += "I feel like I'm on the brink of losing my mind, "
+
+			//horny
+			if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_NYMPHO) && H.canbearoused && H.client?.prefs.lewdchem)
+				switch(H.getArousalLoss())
+					if(40 to 60)
+						speaktrigger += "I'm feeling a little horny, "
+					if(60 to 80)
+						speaktrigger += "I'm feeling horny, "
+					if(80 to INFINITY)
+						speaktrigger += "I'm really, really horny, "
+
+			//collar
+			if(istype(H.wear_neck, /obj/item/clothing/neck/petcollar))
+				speaktrigger += "I love the collar you gave me, "
+			//End
+			if(H.client?.prefs.lewdchem)
+				speaktrigger += "[E.enthrallGender]!"
+			else
+				speaktrigger += "[user.first_name()]!"
+			//say it!
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(H, /atom/movable/proc/say, "[speaktrigger]"), 5)
+			E.cooldown += 1
+
+	//SILENCE
+	else if((findtext(message, silence_words)))
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/C in listeners)
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = C.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			power_multiplier *= distancelist[get_dist(user, C)+1]
+			if (E.phase >= 3) //If target is fully enthralled,
+				ADD_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_MUTE, "enthrall")
+			else
+				C.silent += ((10 * power_multiplier) * E.phase)
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, C, "<span class='notice'>You are unable to speak!</b></span>"), 5)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You silence [C].</i></span>")
+			E.cooldown += 3
+
+	//SPEAK
+	else if((findtext(message, speak_words)))//fix
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/C in listeners)
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = C.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			REMOVE_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_MUTE, "enthrall")
+			C.silent = 0
+			E.cooldown += 3
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You [(C.client?.prefs.lewdchem?"allow [C] to speak again":"encourage [C] to speak again")].</i></span>")
+
+
+	//Antiresist
+	else if((findtext(message, antiresist_words)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			E.status = "Antiresist"
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='big warning'>Your mind clouds over, as you find yourself unable to resist!</b></span>"), 5)
+			E.statusStrength = (1 * power_multiplier * E.phase)
+			E.cooldown += 15//Too short? yes, made 15
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You frustrate [L]'s attempts at resisting.</i></span>")
+
+	//RESIST
+	else if((findtext(message, resist_words)))
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/C in listeners)
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = C.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			power_multiplier *= distancelist[get_dist(user, C)+1]
+			E.deltaResist += (power_multiplier)
+			E.owner_resist()
+			E.cooldown += 2
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, C, "<span class='notice'>You are spurred into resisting from [user]'s words!'</b></span>"), 5)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You spark resistance in [C].</i></span>")
+
+	//FORGET (A way to cancel the process)
+	else if((findtext(message, forget_words)))
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/C in listeners)
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = C.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			if(E.phase == 4)
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, C, "<span class='warning'>You're unable to forget about [(C.client?.prefs.lewdchem?"the dominating presence of [E.enthrallGender]":"[E.master]")]!</b></span>"), 5)
+				continue
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, C, "<span class='warning'>You wake up, forgetting everything that just happened. You must've dozed off..? How embarassing!</b></span>"), 5)
+			C.Sleeping(50)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(1 to 2)
+					E.phase = -1
+					to_chat(C, "<span class='big warning'>You have no recollection of being enthralled by [E.master]!</b></span>")
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You revert [C] back to their state before enthrallment.</i></span>")
+				if(3)
+					E.phase = 0
+					E.cooldown = 0
+					if(C.client?.prefs.lewdchem)
+						addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, C, "<span class='big warning'>You revert to yourself before being enthralled by your [E.enthrallGender], with no memory of what happened.</b></span>"), 5)
+					else
+						addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, C, "<span class='big warning'>You revert to who you were before, with no memory of what happened with [E.master].</b></span>"), 5)
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You put [C] into a sleeper state, ready to turn them back at the snap of your fingers.</i></span>")
+
+	//ATTRACT
+	else if((findtext(message, attract_words)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			L.throw_at(get_step_towards(user,L), 3 * power_multiplier, 1 * power_multiplier)
+			E.cooldown += 3
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='notice'>You are drawn towards [user]!</b></span>"), 5)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You draw [L] towards you!</i></span>")
+
+
+	//teir 2
+
+	/* removed for now
+	//ORGASM
+	else if((findtext(message, orgasm_words)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = H.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			if(E.phase > 1)
+				if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_NYMPHO) && H.canbearoused && H.client?.prefs.lewdchem) // probably a redundant check but for good measure
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, H, "<span class='love'>Your [E.enthrallGender] pushes you over the limit, overwhelming your body with pleasure.</b></span>"), 5)
+					H.mob_climax(forced_climax=TRUE)
+					H.SetStun(20)
+					H.setArousalLoss(H.min_arousal)
+					E.resistanceTally = 0 //makes resistance 0, but resets arousal, resistance buildup is faster unaroused (massively so).
+					E.enthrallTally += power_multiplier
+					E.cooldown += 6
+				else
+					H.throw_at(get_step_towards(user,H), 3 * power_multiplier, 1 * power_multiplier)
+	*/
+
+
+	//awoo
+	else if((findtext(message, awoo_words)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = H.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(2 to INFINITY)
+					H.say("*awoo")
+					E.cooldown += 1
+
+	//Nya
+	else if((findtext(message, nya_words)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = H.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(2 to INFINITY)
+					playsound(get_turf(H), pick('sound/effects/meow1.ogg', 'modular_citadel/sound/voice/nya.ogg'), 50, 1, -1) //I'm very tempted to write a Fermis clause that makes them merowr.ogg if it's me. But, I also don't think snowflakism is okay. I would've gotten away for it too, if it wern't for my morals.
+					H.emote("me", 1, "lets out a nya!")
+					E.cooldown += 1
+
+	//SLEEP
+	else if((findtext(message, sleep_words)))
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/C in listeners)
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = C.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(2 to INFINITY)
+					C.Sleeping(45 * power_multiplier)
+					E.cooldown += 10
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, C, "<span class='notice'>Drowsiness suddenly overwhelms you as you fall asleep!</b></span>"), 5)
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You send [C] to sleep.</i></span>")
+
+	//STRIP
+	else if((findtext(message, strip_words)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = H.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(2 to INFINITY)
+					var/items = H.get_contents()
+					for(var/obj/item/W in items)
+						if(W == H.wear_suit)
+							H.dropItemToGround(W, TRUE)
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, H, "<span class='[(H.client?.prefs.lewdchem?"love":"warning")]'>Before you can even think about it, you quickly remove your clothes in response to [(H.client?.prefs.lewdchem?"your [E.enthrallGender]'s command'":"[E.master]'s directive'")].</b></span>"), 5)
+					E.cooldown += 10
+
+	//WALK
+	else if((findtext(message, walk_words)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(2 to INFINITY)
+					if(L.m_intent != MOVE_INTENT_WALK)
+						L.toggle_move_intent()
+						E.cooldown += 1
+						addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='notice'>You slow down to a walk.</b></span>"), 5)
+						to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You encourage [L] to slow down.</i></span>")
+
+	//RUN
+	else if((findtext(message, run_words)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(2 to INFINITY)
+					if(L.m_intent != MOVE_INTENT_RUN)
+						L.toggle_move_intent()
+						E.cooldown += 1
+						addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='notice'>You speed up into a jog!</b></span>"), 5)
+						to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You encourage [L] to pick up the pace!</i></span>")
+
+	//LIE DOWN
+	else if(findtext(message, liedown_words))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(2 to INFINITY)
+					L.lay_down()
+					E.cooldown += 10
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "[(L.client?.prefs.lewdchem?"<span class='love'>You eagerly lie down!":"<span class='notice'>You suddenly lie down!")]</b></span>"), 5)
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You encourage [L] to lie down.</i></span>")
+
+	//KNOCKDOWN
+	else if(findtext(message, knockdown_words))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(2 to INFINITY)
+					L.Knockdown(30 * power_multiplier * E.phase)
+					E.cooldown += 8
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='notice'>You suddenly drop to the ground!</b></span>"), 5)
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You encourage [L] to drop down to the ground.</i></span>")
+
+	//tier3
+
+	//STATE TRIGGERS
+	else if((findtext(message, statecustom_words)))//doesn't work
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/carbon/C = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = C.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			if (E.phase == 3)
+				var/speaktrigger = ""
+				C.emote("me", 1, "whispers something quietly.")
+				if (get_dist(user, C) > 1)//Requires user to be next to their pet.
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to be next to your pet to hear them!</b></span>")
+					continue
+				for (var/trigger in E.customTriggers)
+					speaktrigger += "[trigger], "
+				to_chat(user, "<b>[C]</b> whispers, \"<i>[speaktrigger] are my triggers.</i>\"")//So they don't trigger themselves!
+				addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, C, "<span class='notice'>You whisper your triggers to [(C.client?.prefs.lewdchem?"Your [E.enthrallGender]":"[E.master]")].</span>"), 5)
+
+
+	//CUSTOM TRIGGERS
+	else if((findtext(message, custom_words)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = H.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			if(E.phase == 3)
+				if (get_dist(user, H) > 1)//Requires user to be next to their pet.
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to be next to your pet to give them a new trigger!</b></span>")
+					continue
+				else
+					user.emote("me", 1, "puts their hands upon [H.name]'s head and looks deep into their eyes, whispering something to them.")
+					user.SetStun(1000)//Hands are handy, so you have to stay still
+					H.SetStun(1000)
+					if (E.mental_capacity >= 5)
+						var/trigger = html_decode(stripped_input(user, "Enter the trigger phrase", MAX_MESSAGE_LEN))
+						var/custom_words_words_list = list("Speak", "Echo", "Shock", "Cum", "Kneel", "Strip", "Trance", "Cancel")
+						var/trigger2 = input(user, "Pick an effect", "Effects") in custom_words_words_list
+						trigger2 = lowertext(trigger2)
+						if ((findtext(trigger2, custom_words_words)))
+							if (trigger2 == "speak" || trigger2 == "echo")
+								var/trigger3 = html_decode(stripped_input(user, "Enter the phrase spoken. Abusing this to self antag is bannable.", MAX_MESSAGE_LEN))
+								E.customTriggers[trigger] = list(trigger2, trigger3)
+								log_game("FERMICHEM: [H] has been implanted by [user] with [trigger], triggering [trigger2], to send [trigger3].")
+								if(findtext(trigger3, "admin"))
+									message_admins("FERMICHEM: [user] maybe be trying to abuse MKUltra by implanting by [H] with [trigger], triggering [trigger2], to send [trigger3].")
+							else
+								E.customTriggers[trigger] = trigger2
+								log_game("FERMICHEM: [H] has been implanted by [user] with [trigger], triggering [trigger2].")
+							E.mental_capacity -= 5
+							addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, H, "<span class='notice'>[(H.client?.prefs.lewdchem?"your [E.enthrallGender]":"[E.master]")] whispers you a new trigger.</span>"), 5)
+							to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You sucessfully set the trigger word [trigger] in [H]</i></span>")
+						else
+							to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Your pet looks at you confused, it seems they don't understand that effect!</b></span>")
+					else
+						to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Your pet looks at you with a vacant blase expression, you don't think you can program anything else into them</b></span>")
+					user.SetStun(0)
+					H.SetStun(0)
+
+	//CUSTOM ECHO
+	else if((findtext(message, custom_echo)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = H.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			if(E.phase == 3)
+				if (get_dist(user, H) > 1)//Requires user to be next to their pet.
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to be next to your pet to give them a new echophrase!</b></span>")
+					continue
+				else
+					user.emote("me", 1, "puts their hands upon [H.name]'s head and looks deep into their eyes, whispering something to them.")
+					user.SetStun(1000)//Hands are handy, so you have to stay still
+					H.SetStun(1000)
+					var/trigger = stripped_input(user, "Enter the loop phrase", MAX_MESSAGE_LEN)
+					var/customSpan = list("Notice", "Warning", "Hypnophrase", "Love", "Velvet")
+					var/trigger2 = input(user, "Pick the style", "Style") in customSpan
+					trigger2 = lowertext(trigger2)
+					E.customEcho = trigger
+					E.customSpan = trigger2
+					user.SetStun(0)
+					H.SetStun(0)
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You sucessfully set an echoing phrase in [H]</i></span>")
+
+	//CUSTOM OBJECTIVE
+	else if((findtext(message, objective_words)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = H.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			if(E.phase == 3)
+				if (get_dist(user, H) > 1)//Requires user to be next to their pet.
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You need to be next to your pet to give them a new objective!</b></span>")
+					continue
+				else
+					user.emote("me", 1, "puts their hands upon [H.name]'s head and looks deep into their eyes, whispering something to them.'")
+					user.SetStun(1000)//So you can't run away!
+					H.SetStun(1000)
+					if (E.mental_capacity >= 200)
+						var/datum/objective/brainwashing/objective = stripped_input(user, "Add an objective to give your pet.", MAX_MESSAGE_LEN)
+						if(!LAZYLEN(objective))
+							to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You can't give your pet an objective to do nothing!</b></span>")
+							continue
+						//Pets don't understand harm
+						objective = replacetext(lowertext(objective), "kill", "hug")
+						objective = replacetext(lowertext(objective), "murder", "cuddle")
+						objective = replacetext(lowertext(objective), "harm", "snuggle")
+						objective = replacetext(lowertext(objective), "decapitate", "headpat")
+						objective = replacetext(lowertext(objective), "strangle", "meow at")
+						objective = replacetext(lowertext(objective), "suicide", "self-love")
+						message_admins("[H] has been implanted by [user] with the objective [objective].")
+						log_game("FERMICHEM: [H] has been implanted by [user] with the objective [objective] via MKUltra.")
+						addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, H, "<span class='notice'>[(H.client?.prefs.lewdchem?"Your [E.enthrallGender]":"[E.master]")] whispers you a new objective.</span>"), 5)
+						brainwash(H, objective)
+						E.mental_capacity -= 200
+						to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You sucessfully give an objective to [H]</i></span>")
+					else
+						to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>Your pet looks at you with a vacant blasé expression, you don't think you can program anything else into them</b></span>")
+					user.SetStun(0)
+					H.SetStun(0)
+
+	//INSTILL
+	else if((findtext(message, instill_words)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = H.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			if(E.phase == 3 && H.client?.prefs.lewdchem)
+				var/instill = stripped_input(user, "Instill an emotion in your [(user.client?.prefs.lewdchem?"Your pet":"listener")].", MAX_MESSAGE_LEN)
+				to_chat(H, "<i>[instill]</i>")
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You sucessfully instill a feeling in [H]</i></span>")
+				log_game("FERMICHEM: [H] has been instilled by [user] with [instill] via MKUltra.")
+				E.cooldown += 1
+
+	//RECOGNISE
+	else if((findtext(message, recognise_words)))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = H.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			if(E.phase > 1)
+				if(user.ckey == E.enthrallID && user.real_name == E.master.real_name)
+					E.master = user
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, H, "<span class='nicegreen'>[(H.client?.prefs.lewdchem?"You hear the words of your [E.enthrallGender] again!! They're back!!":"You recognise the voice of [E.master].")]</b></span>"), 5)
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>[H] looks at you with sparkling eyes, recognising you!</i></span>")
+
+	//I dunno how to do state objectives without them revealing they're an antag
+
+	//HEAL (maybe make this nap instead?)
+	else if(findtext(message, heal_words))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(3)//Tier 3 only
+					E.status = "heal"
+					E.statusStrength = (5 * power_multiplier)
+					E.cooldown += 5
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='notice'>You begin to lick your wounds.</b></span>"), 5)
+					L.Stun(15 * power_multiplier)
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>[L] begins to lick their wounds.</i></span>")
+
+	//STUN
+	else if(findtext(message, stun_words))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(3 to INFINITY)
+					L.Stun(40 * power_multiplier)
+					E.cooldown += 8
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='notice'>Your muscles freeze up!</b></span>"), 5)
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You cause [L] to freeze up!</i></span>")
+
+	//HALLUCINATE
+	else if(findtext(message, hallucinate_words))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/carbon/C = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = C.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(3 to INFINITY)
+					new /datum/hallucination/delusion(C, TRUE, null,150 * power_multiplier,0)
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You send [C] on a trip.</i></span>")
+
+	//HOT
+	else if(findtext(message, hot_words))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(3 to INFINITY)
+					L.adjust_bodytemperature(50 * power_multiplier)//This seems nuts, reduced it, but then it didn't do anything, so I reverted it.
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='notice'>You feel your metabolism speed up!</b></span>"), 5)
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You speed [L]'s metabolism up!</i></span>")
+
+	//COLD
+	else if(findtext(message, cold_words))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(3 to INFINITY)
+					L.adjust_bodytemperature(-50 * power_multiplier)
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='notice'>You feel your metabolism slow down!</b></span>"), 5)
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You slow [L]'s metabolism down!</i></span>")
+
+	//GET UP
+	else if(findtext(message, getup_words))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(3 to INFINITY)//Tier 3 only
+					if(L.resting)
+						L.lay_down() //aka get up
+					L.SetStun(0)
+					L.SetKnockdown(0)
+					L.SetUnconscious(0) //i said get up i don't care if you're being tased
+					E.cooldown += 10 //This could be really strong
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='notice'>You jump to your feet from sheer willpower!</b></span>"), 5)
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You spur [L] to their feet!</i></span>")
+
+	//PACIFY
+	else if(findtext(message, pacify_words))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(3)//Tier 3 only
+					E.status = "pacify"
+					E.cooldown += 10
+					addtimer(CALLBACK(GLOBAL_PROC, .proc/to_chat, L, "<span class='notice'>You feel like never hurting anyone ever again.</b></span>"), 5)
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You remove any intent to harm from [L]'s mind.</i></span>")
+
+	//CHARGE
+	else if(findtext(message, charge_words))
+		for(var/V in listeners)
+			var/mob/living/L = V
+			var/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall/E = L.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/enthrall)
+			switch(E.phase)
+				if(3)//Tier 3 only
+					E.statusStrength = 2* power_multiplier
+					E.status = "charge"
+					E.cooldown += 10
+					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'><i>You rally [L], leading them into a charge!</i></span>")
+
+	if(message_admins || debug)//Do you want this in?
+		message_admins("[ADMIN_LOOKUPFLW(user)] has said '[log_message]' with a Velvet Voice, affecting [english_list(listeners)], with a power multiplier of [power_multiplier].")
+	log_game("FERMICHEM: [key_name(user)] ckey: [user.key] has said '[log_message]' with a Velvet Voice, affecting [english_list(listeners)], with a power multiplier of [power_multiplier].")
+	SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "fermi_chem", 1, "Times people have spoken with a velvet voice")
+	//SSblackbox.record_feedback("tally", "Velvet_voice", 1, log_message) If this is on, it fills the thing up and OOFs the server
+
+	return
+
 
 #undef COOLDOWN_STUN
 #undef COOLDOWN_DAMAGE

code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm

@@ -1325,7 +1325,7 @@ datum/uplink_item/stealthy_weapons/taeclowndo_shoes
 	desc = "A small device intended for recharging Cryptographic Sequencers. Using it will add five extra charges to the Cryptographic Sequencer."
 	item = /obj/item/emagrecharge
 	cost = 2
- 
+
 /datum/uplink_item/device_tools/cutouts
 	name = "Adaptive Cardboard Cutouts"
 	desc = "These cardboard cutouts are coated with a thin material that prevents discoloration and makes the images on them appear more lifelike. \

code/modules/vending/medical.dm

@@ -28,7 +28,9 @@
 	contraband = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/tox = 3,
 		              /obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/morphine = 4,
 		              /obj/item/reagent_containers/pill/charcoal = 6)
-	premium = list(/obj/item/storage/box/hug/medical = 1,
+	premium = list(/obj/item/reagent_containers/medspray/synthflesh = 2,
+				   /obj/item/storage/box/hug/medical = 1,
+				   /obj/item/storage/pill_bottle/psicodine = 2,
 		           /obj/item/reagent_containers/hypospray/medipen = 3,
 		           /obj/item/storage/belt/medical = 3,
 		           /obj/item/wrench/medical = 1,

code/modules/vending/wardrobes.dm

@@ -338,7 +338,8 @@
 					/obj/item/clothing/suit/toggle/labcoat/chemist = 3,
 					/obj/item/storage/backpack/chemistry = 3,
 					/obj/item/storage/backpack/satchel/chem = 3,
-					/obj/item/storage/bag/chemistry = 3)
+					/obj/item/storage/bag/chemistry = 3,
+					/obj/item/fermichem/pHbooklet = 3)//pH indicator)
 	refill_canister = /obj/item/vending_refill/wardrobe/chem_wardrobe
 
 /obj/item/vending_refill/wardrobe/chem_wardrobe