From dceafe4122909f3bbbdc0846cb4d7e5193f81c42 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: CitadelStationBot <CitadelStationBot>
Date: Tue, 30 May 2017 11:12:56 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] Adds some silly new meson failure excuses

---
 code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm | 5 +++--
 1 file changed, 3 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)

diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
index 7cf4a33902..837e322407 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
@@ -39,8 +39,9 @@
 	vision_flags = SEE_TURFS
 	lighting_alpha = LIGHTING_PLANE_ALPHA_MOSTLY_VISIBLE
 	glass_colour_type = /datum/client_colour/glass_colour/lightgreen
-	var/static/list/meson_mining_failure_excuses = list("seismic activity", "excessive lava", "ambient radiation", "electromagnetic storms", "bluespace disruption", \
-	"gravity", "dust", "dense rock", "ash", "badly understood science", "radiant heat")
+	var/static/list/meson_mining_failure_excuses = list("badly understood science", "damaged meson generators", "electromagnetic storms", "bluespace disruption", "ancient structures", \
+	"ambient radiation", "seismic activity", "extreme weather", "strange signals", "excessive lava", "giant monsters", "a loose wire", "lens warping", "radiant heat", "volcanic ash", \
+	"budget cuts","alien life","dense rock", "gravity", "dust")
 	var/picked_excuse
 	var/mesons_on = TRUE