diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/citadel_defines.dm b/code/__DEFINES/citadel_defines.dm
index e3cafd4613..47b5c2f602 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/citadel_defines.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/citadel_defines.dm
@@ -57,9 +57,9 @@
 #define BALLS_SACK_SIZE_DEF	8
 #define BALLS_SACK_SIZE_MAX 40
 
-#define CUM_RATE			0.035
+#define CUM_RATE			2 // holy shit what a really shitty define name - relates to units per arbitrary measure of time?
 #define CUM_RATE_MULT		1
-#define CUM_EFFICIENCY		1//amount of nutrition required per life()
+#define CUM_EFFICIENCY		1 //amount of nutrition required per life()
 
 #define EGG_GIRTH_MIN		1//inches
 #define EGG_GIRTH_DEF		6
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/genitals.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/genitals.dm
index 9fa6d66d98..8d70464a2d 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/genitals.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/genitals.dm
@@ -132,7 +132,7 @@
 		amount += 0.1
 	var/multiplier = fluid_mult
 	if(reagents.total_volume >= 5)
-		multiplier *= 0.5
+		multiplier *= 0.8
 	if(reagents.total_volume < reagents.maximum_volume)
 		reagents.isolate_reagent(fluid_id)//remove old reagents if it changed and just clean up generally
 		reagents.add_reagent(fluid_id, (amount * multiplier))//generate the cum
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
index f4ba95d830..105f5e157d 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 	slot = ORGAN_SLOT_BREASTS
 	size = "c" //refer to the breast_values static list below for the cups associated number values
 	fluid_id = "milk"
+	fluid_rate = MILK_RATE
 	shape = "pair"
 	genital_flags = CAN_MASTURBATE_WITH|CAN_CLIMAX_WITH|GENITAL_FUID_PRODUCTION
 	masturbation_verb = "massage"
@@ -63,7 +64,7 @@
 //Allows breasts to grow and change size, with sprite changes too.
 //maximum wah
 //Comical sizes slow you down in movement and actions.
-//Rediculous sizes makes you more cumbersome.
+//Ridiculous sizes makes you more cumbersome.
 //this is far too lewd wah
 
 /obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/modify_size(modifier, min = -INFINITY, max = INFINITY)
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/reagents/cit_reagents.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/reagents/cit_reagents.dm
index 4dea1ef12f..aa4c65c3bb 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/reagents/cit_reagents.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/reagents/cit_reagents.dm
@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@
 /datum/reagent/consumable/semen/reaction_turf(turf/T, reac_volume)
 	if(!istype(T))
 		return
-	if(reac_volume < 3)
+	if(reac_volume < 10)
 		return
 
 	var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/semen/S = locate() in T
@@ -80,7 +80,7 @@
 /datum/reagent/consumable/femcum/reaction_turf(turf/T, reac_volume)
 	if(!istype(T))
 		return
-	if(reac_volume < 3)
+	if(reac_volume < 10)
 		return
 
 	var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/femcum/S = locate() in T