diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/morgue.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/morgue.dm
index 39ff2a7da9..62d0adfef7 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/morgue.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/morgue.dm
@@ -3,6 +3,7 @@
  *		Morgue
  *		Morgue tray
  *		Crematorium
+ *		Creamatorium
  *		Crematorium tray
  *		Crematorium button
  */
@@ -223,6 +224,20 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(crematoriums)
 			update_icon()
 			playsound(src.loc, 'sound/machines/ding.ogg', 50, 1) //you horrible people
 
+/obj/structure/bodycontainer/crematorium/creamatorium
+	name = "creamatorium"
+	desc = "A human incinerator. Works well during ice cream socials."
+
+/obj/structure/bodycontainer/crematorium/creamatorium/cremate(mob/user)
+	var/list/icecreams = new()
+	for(var/mob/living/i_scream in GetAllContents())
+		var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/icecream/IC = new()
+		IC.set_cone_type("waffle")
+		IC.add_mob_flavor(i_scream)
+		icecreams += IC
+	. = ..()
+	for(var/obj/IC in icecreams)
+		IC.forceMove(src)
 
 /*
  * Generic Tray
diff --git a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/icecream_vat.dm b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/icecream_vat.dm
index 43be7ad747..2f810d70d7 100644
--- a/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/icecream_vat.dm
+++ b/code/modules/food_and_drinks/kitchen_machinery/icecream_vat.dm
@@ -147,15 +147,7 @@
 		if(product_types[dispense_cone] >= 1)
 			product_types[dispense_cone] -= 1
 			var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/icecream/I = new(src.loc)
-			I.cone_type = cone_name
-			I.icon_state = "icecream_cone_[cone_name]"
-			switch (I.cone_type)
-				if ("waffle")
-					I.reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 1)
-				if ("chocolate")
-					I.reagents.add_reagent("cocoa", 1) // chocolate ain't as nutritious kids
-
-			I.desc = "Delicious [cone_name] cone, but no ice cream."
+			I.set_cone_type(cone_name)
 			src.visible_message("<span class='info'>[usr] dispenses a crunchy [cone_name] cone from [src].</span>")
 		else
 			to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>There are no [cone_name] cones left!</span>")
@@ -187,10 +179,23 @@
 	var/cone_type
 	bitesize = 3
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/icecream/New()
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/icecream/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
 	create_reagents(20)
 	reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 4)
 
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/icecream/proc/set_cone_type(var/cone_name)
+	cone_type = cone_name
+	icon_state = "icecream_cone_[cone_name]"
+	switch (cone_type)
+		if ("waffle")
+			reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 1)
+		if ("chocolate")
+			reagents.add_reagent("cocoa", 1) // chocolate ain't as nutritious kids
+
+	desc = "Delicious [cone_name] cone, but no ice cream."
+
+
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/icecream/proc/add_ice_cream(var/flavour_name)
 	name = "[flavour_name] icecream"
 	src.add_overlay("icecream_[flavour_name]")
@@ -206,8 +211,15 @@
 		if ("blue")
 			desc = "A delicious [cone_type] cone filled with blue ice cream. Made with real... blue?"
 			reagents.add_reagent("singulo", 2)
+		if ("mob")
+			desc = "A suspicious [cone_type] cone filled with bright red ice cream. That's probably not strawberry..."
+			reagents.add_reagent("liquidgibs", 2)
 	ice_creamed = 1
 
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/icecream/proc/add_mob_flavor(var/mob/M)
+	add_ice_cream("mob")
+	name = "[M.name] icecream"
+
 /obj/machinery/icecream_vat/deconstruct(disassembled = TRUE)
 	if(!(flags & NODECONSTRUCT))
 		new /obj/item/stack/sheet/metal(loc, 4)