diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/genitals.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/genitals.dm
index f8e404713d..7b3b637e26 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/genitals.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/genitals.dm
@@ -19,13 +19,17 @@
 	var/linked_organ_slot //only one of the two organs needs this to be set up. update_link() will handle linking the rest.
 	var/layer_index = GENITAL_LAYER_INDEX //Order should be very important. FIRST vagina, THEN testicles, THEN penis, as this affects the order they are rendered in.
 
-/obj/item/organ/genital/Initialize()
+/obj/item/organ/genital/Initialize(mapload, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	. = ..()
 	if(fluid_id)
 		create_reagents(fluid_max_volume)
 		if(CHECK_BITFIELD(genital_flags, GENITAL_FUID_PRODUCTION))
 			reagents.add_reagent(fluid_id, fluid_max_volume)
-	update()
+	if(H)
+		get_features(H)
+		Insert(H)
+	else
+		update()
 
 /obj/item/organ/genital/Destroy()
 	if(linked_organ)
@@ -180,9 +184,7 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/human/proc/give_genital(obj/item/organ/genital/G)
 	if(!dna || (NOGENITALS in dna.species.species_traits) || getorganslot(initial(G.slot)))
 		return FALSE
-	G = new G
-	G.get_features(src)
-	G.Insert(src)
+	G = new G(null, src)
 	return G
 
 /obj/item/organ/genital/proc/get_features(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
index c862e21bc5..08b99eabfa 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
@@ -12,10 +12,17 @@
 	masturbation_verb = "massage"
 	orgasm_verb = "leaking"
 	fluid_transfer_factor = 0.5
-	var/breast_values = list ("a" =  1, "b" = 2, "c" = 3, "d" = 4, "e" = 5, "f" = 6, "g" = 7, "h" = 8, "i" = 9, "j" = 10, "k" = 11, "l" = 12, "m" = 13, "n" = 14, "o" = 15, "huge" = 16, "flat" = 0)
+	var/list/static/breast_values = list("a" =  1, "b" = 2, "c" = 3, "d" = 4, "e" = 5, "f" = 6, "g" = 7, "h" = 8, "i" = 9, "j" = 10, "k" = 11, "l" = 12, "m" = 13, "n" = 14, "o" = 15, "huge" = 16, "flat" = 0)
 	var/cached_size //for enlargement SHOULD BE A NUMBER
 	var/prev_size //For flavour texts SHOULD BE A LETTER
 
+/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/Initialize(mapload, mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	if(!H)
+		cached_size = size
+		size = breast_values[size]
+		prev_size = size
+	return ..()
+
 /obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/update_appearance()
 	. = ..()
 	var/lowershape = lowertext(shape)
@@ -28,14 +35,13 @@
 			desc = "You see three sets of breasts, running from their chest to their belly."
 		else
 			desc = "You see some breasts, they seem to be quite exotic."
-	if(cached_size > 16)
+	if(size == "huge")
 		desc = "You see [pick("some serious honkers", "a real set of badonkers", "some dobonhonkeros", "massive dohoonkabhankoloos", "two big old tonhongerekoogers", "a couple of giant bonkhonagahoogs", "a pair of humongous hungolomghnonoloughongous")]. Their volume is way beyond cupsize now, measuring in about [round(cached_size)]cm in diameter."
-	else if (!isnum(size))
+	else
 		if (size == "flat")
 			desc += " They're very small and flatchested, however."
 		else
 			desc += " You estimate that they're [uppertext(size)]-cups."
-			//string = "breasts_[lowertext(shape)]_[size]-s"
 
 	if(CHECK_BITFIELD(genital_flags, GENITAL_FUID_PRODUCTION) && aroused_state)
 		desc += " They're leaking [fluid_id]."
@@ -62,38 +68,40 @@
 //this is far too lewd wah
 
 /obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/update_size()//wah
-	if(cached_size == size)
-		return
 	if(cached_size < 0)//I don't actually know what round() does to negative numbers, so to be safe!!fixed
 		if(owner)
-			to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel your breasts shrinking away from your body as your chest flattens out.</b></span>")
+			to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel your breasts shrinking away from your body as your chest flattens out.</span>")
 		QDEL_IN(src, 1)
+		return
 	var/enlargement = FALSE
-	switch(cached_size)
-		if(0 to 0.99) //If flatchested
+	switch(round(cached_size))
+		if(0) //flatchested
 			size = "flat"
-		if(16 to INFINITY) //if Rediculous
+		if(1 to 8) //modest
+			size = breast_values[round(cached_size)]
+		if(9 to 15) //massive
+			size = breast_values[round(cached_size)]
+			enlargement = TRUE
+		if(16 to INFINITY) //rediculous
 			size = "huge"
 			enlargement = TRUE
-	if(owner && !enlargement)
-		if(!owner.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/breast_enlarger))
+	if(owner)
+		var/status_effect = owner.has_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/breast_enlarger)
+		if(enlargement && !status_effect)
 			owner.apply_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/breast_enlarger)
-	size = breast_values[round(cached_size)]
+		else if(status_effect)
+			owner.remove_status_effect(/datum/status_effect/chem/breast_enlarger)
 
 	if(round(cached_size) < 16)//Because byond doesn't count from 0, I have to do this.
-		if(isnum(prev_size))
-			prev_size = breast_values[prev_size]
 		if(owner)
 			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
 			if (breast_values[size] > breast_values[prev_size])
-				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your breasts [pick("swell up to", "flourish into", "expand into", "burst forth into", "grow eagerly into", "amplify into")] a [uppertext(size)]-cup.</b></span>")
+				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your breasts [pick("swell up to", "flourish into", "expand into", "burst forth into", "grow eagerly into", "amplify into")] a [uppertext(size)]-cup.</span>")
 				H.dna.species.handle_genitals(src)
 			else if (breast_values[size] > 0.5)
-				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your breasts [pick("shrink down to", "decrease into", "diminish into", "deflate into", "shrivel regretfully into", "contracts into")] a [uppertext(size)]-cup.</b></span>")
+				to_chat(H, "<span class='warning'>Your breasts [pick("shrink down to", "decrease into", "diminish into", "deflate into", "shrivel regretfully into", "contracts into")] a [uppertext(size)]-cup.</span>")
 				H.dna.species.handle_genitals(src)
 		prev_size = size
-	else
-		size = "huge"
 
 /obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/get_features(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
 	var/datum/dna/D = H.dna
@@ -107,12 +115,12 @@
 	if(!isnum(size))
 		if(size == "flat")
 			cached_size = 0
-			prev_size = 0
-		else if (cached_size == "huge")
-			prev_size = "huge"
+		else if (size == "huge")
+			cached_size = 16
 		else
 			cached_size = breast_values[size]
-			prev_size = size
+		prev_size = size
 	else
 		cached_size = size
+		size = breast_values[size]
 		prev_size = size
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm
index ff5f216f2f..c79a522405 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/penis.dm
@@ -19,8 +19,6 @@
 	var/list/knotted_types = list("knotted", "barbed, knotted")
 
 /obj/item/organ/genital/penis/update_size()
-	if(cached_length == length)
-		return
 	if(cached_length < 0)//I don't actually know what round() does to negative numbers, so to be safe!!
 		if(owner)
 			to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>You feel your tallywacker shrinking away from your body as your groin flattens out!</b></span>")
@@ -31,13 +29,13 @@
 	var/new_size
 	var/enlargement = FALSE
 	switch(round(cached_length))
-		if(0 to 6.99) //If modest size
+		if(0 to 6) //If modest size
 			new_size = 1
-		if(7 to 10.99) //If large
+		if(7 to 10) //If large
 			size = 2
-		if(11 to 19.99) //If massive
+		if(11 to 19) //If massive
 			size = 3
-		if(20 to 34.99) //If massive and due for large effects
+		if(20 to 34) //If massive and due for large effects
 			size = 3
 			enlargement = TRUE
 		if(35 to INFINITY) //If comical
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/enlargement.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/enlargement.dm
index a4c4e352ac..87e1567eda 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/enlargement.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/enlargement.dm
@@ -52,10 +52,6 @@
 	if(!B)
 		H.emergent_genital_call()
 		return
-	if(!B.size == "huge")
-		var/sizeConv =  list("a" =  1, "b" = 2, "c" = 3, "d" = 4, "e" = 5)
-		B.prev_size = B.size
-		B.cached_size = sizeConv[B.size]
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/breast_enlarger/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M) //Increases breast size
 	if(!ishuman(M))//Just in case
@@ -87,7 +83,7 @@
 				nB.color = skintone2hex(H.skin_tone)
 			nB.size = "flat"
 			nB.cached_size = 0
-			nB.prev_size = 0
+			nB.prev_size = "flat"
 			to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>Your chest feels warm, tingling with newfound sensitivity.</b></span>")
 			M.reagents.remove_reagent(id, 5)
 			B = nB
@@ -123,15 +119,13 @@
 		P.cached_length = P.cached_length - 0.05
 		P.update()
 	if(T)
-		T.Remove(M)
+		qdel(T)
 	if(!V)
-		var/obj/item/organ/genital/vagina/nV = new
-		nV.Insert(M)
-		V = nV
+		V = new
+		V.Insert(M)
 	if(!W)
-		var/obj/item/organ/genital/womb/nW = new
-		nW.Insert(M)
-		W = nW
+		W = new
+		W.Insert(M)
 	return ..()
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/BEsmaller
@@ -232,8 +226,6 @@
 	if(!P)
 		H.emergent_genital_call()
 		return
-	P.prev_length = P.length
-	P.cached_length = P.length
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/penis_enlarger/on_mob_life(mob/living/carbon/M) //Increases penis size, 5u = +1 inch.
 	if(!ishuman(M))
@@ -273,7 +265,9 @@
 	P.update()
 	return ..()
 
-/datum/reagent/fermi/penis_enlarger/overdose_process(mob/living/carbon/M) //Turns you into a male if female and ODing, doesn't touch nonbinary and object genders.
+/datum/reagent/fermi/penis_enlarger/overdose_process(mob/living/carbon/human/M) //Turns you into a male if female and ODing, doesn't touch nonbinary and object genders.
+	if(!istype(M))
+		return ..()
 	//Acute hepatic pharmacokinesis.
 	if(HAS_TRAIT(M, TRAIT_PHARMA))
 		var/obj/item/organ/liver/L = M.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_LIVER)
@@ -292,14 +286,13 @@
 	if(B)
 		B.cached_size = B.cached_size - 0.05
 		B.update()
-	if(V)
-		V.Remove(M)
+	if(M.getorganslot(ORGAN_SLOT_VAGINA))
+		qdel(V)
 	if(W)
-		W.Remove(M)
+		qdel(W)
 	if(!T)
-		var/obj/item/organ/genital/testicles/nT = new
-		nT.Insert(M)
-		T = nT
+		T = new
+		T.Insert(M)
 	return ..()
 
 /datum/reagent/fermi/PEsmaller // Due to cozmo's request...!