diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/book.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/book.dm
index 7775b3692a..3b655550b4 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/book.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weapons/storage/book.dm
@@ -85,8 +85,8 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(bibleitemstates, list("bible", "koran", "scrapbook", "bible",
 		playsound(src.loc, "punch", 25, 1, -1)
 	return 1
 
-/obj/item/weapon/storage/book/bible/attack(mob/living/M, mob/living/carbon/human/user)
-
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/book/bible/attack(mob/living/M, mob/living/carbon/human/user, heal_mode = TRUE)
+	
 	if (!user.IsAdvancedToolUser())
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You don't have the dexterity to do this!</span>")
 		return
@@ -105,7 +105,10 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(bibleitemstates, list("bible", "koran", "scrapbook", "bible",
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>The book sizzles in your hands.</span>")
 		user.take_bodypart_damage(0,10)
 		return
-
+	
+	if (!heal_mode)
+		return ..()
+	
 	var/smack = 1
 
 	if (M.stat != DEAD)
@@ -156,3 +159,38 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(bibleitemstates, list("bible", "koran", "scrapbook", "bible",
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/book/bible/booze/PopulateContents()
 	new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/bottle/whiskey(src)
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/book/bible/syndicate
+	icon_state ="ebook"
+	deity_name = "The Syndicate"
+	throw_speed = 2
+	throwforce = 18
+	throw_range = 7
+	force = 18
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/sear.ogg'
+	damtype = BURN
+	name = "Syndicate Tome"
+	attack_verb = list("attacked", "burned", "blessed", "damned", "scorched")
+	var/uses = 1
+
+
+	
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/book/bible/syndicate/attack_self(mob/living/carbon/human/H)
+	if (uses)
+		H.mind.isholy = TRUE
+		uses -= 1
+		to_chat(H, "<span class='userdanger'>You try to open the book AND IT BITES YOU!</span>")
+		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/snap.ogg', 50, 1)
+		H.apply_damage(5, BRUTE, pick("l_arm", "r_arm"))
+		to_chat(H, "<span class='notice'>Your name appears on the inside cover, in blood.</span>")
+		var/ownername = H.real_name
+		desc += "<span class='warning'>The name [ownername] is written in blood inside the cover.</span>"
+
+/obj/item/weapon/storage/book/bible/syndicate/attack(mob/living/M, mob/living/carbon/human/user, heal_mode = TRUE)
+	if (user.a_intent == INTENT_HELP)
+		return ..()
+	else
+		return ..(M,user,heal_mode = FALSE)
+
+/obj/item/storage/book/bible/syndicate/add_blood(list/blood_dna)
+	return FALSE
diff --git a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item.dm b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item.dm
index 71a530a8fb..cbee8e53f2 100644
--- a/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item.dm
+++ b/code/modules/uplink/uplink_item.dm
@@ -929,6 +929,15 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(uplink_items) // Global list so we only initialize this once.
 	cost = 4
 	include_modes = list(/datum/game_mode/nuclear, /datum/game_mode/gang)
 
+/datum/uplink_item/device_tools/syndietome
+	name = "Syndicate Tome"
+	desc = "Using rare artifacts acquired at great cost, the syndicate has reverse engineered \
+			the seemingly magical books of a certain cult. Though lacking the esoteric abilities \
+			of the originals, these inferior copies are still quite useful, being able to provide \
+			both weal and woe on the battlefield, even if they do occasionally bite off a finger."
+	item = /obj/item/weapon/storage/book/bible/syndicate
+	cost = 9
+
 /datum/uplink_item/device_tools/thermal
 	name = "Thermal Imaging Glasses"
 	desc = "These goggles can be turned to resemble common eyewears throughout the station. \
diff --git a/icons/obj/storage.dmi b/icons/obj/storage.dmi
index afdd5c3630..19e2cc0e48 100644
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diff --git a/storage.dmi b/storage.dmi
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..91055cc42c
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