diff --git a/code/game/machinery/suit_storage_unit.dm b/code/game/machinery/suit_storage_unit.dm
index be89a3d2e6..a78fa50a6a 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/suit_storage_unit.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/suit_storage_unit.dm
@@ -26,100 +26,6 @@
 	var/uv = FALSE
 	var/uv_super = FALSE
 	var/uv_cycles = 6
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/standard_unit
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/eva
-	helmet_type = /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/eva
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/captain
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/captain
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/sechailer
-	storage_type = /obj/item/tank/jetpack/oxygen/captain
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/engine
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/engine
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/ce
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/engine/elite
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath
-	storage_type= /obj/item/clothing/shoes/magboots/advance
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/security
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/security
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/sechailer
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/hos
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/security/hos
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/sechailer
-	storage_type = /obj/item/tank/internals/oxygen
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/atmos
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/engine/atmos
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas
-	storage_type = /obj/item/watertank/atmos
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/mining
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/hooded/explorer
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/explorer
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/mining/eva
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/mining
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/cmo
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/medical
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/rd
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/rd
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/syndicate
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/syndi
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/syndicate
-	storage_type = /obj/item/tank/jetpack/oxygen/harness
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/ert/command
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/ert
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath
-	storage_type = /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen/double
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/ert/security
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/ert/sec
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath
-	storage_type = /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen/double
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/ert/engineer
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/ert/engi
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath
-	storage_type = /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen/double
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/ert/medical
-	suit_type = /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/hardsuit/ert/med
-	mask_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/breath
-	storage_type = /obj/item/tank/internals/emergency_oxygen/double
-	max_integrity = 250
-
-	var/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/suit = null
-	var/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/helmet = null
-	var/obj/item/clothing/mask/mask = null
-	var/obj/item/storage = null
-
-	var/suit_type = null
-	var/helmet_type = null
-	var/mask_type = null
-	var/storage_type = null
-
-	state_open = FALSE
-	var/locked = FALSE
-	panel_open = FALSE
-	var/safeties = TRUE
-
-	var/uv = FALSE
-	var/uv_super = FALSE
-	var/uv_cycles = 6
 	var/message_cooldown
 	var/breakout_time = 0.5
 
@@ -344,156 +250,6 @@
 		if(electrocute_mob(user, src, src, 1, TRUE))
 			return 1
 
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/relaymove(mob/user)
-	container_resist(user)
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/container_resist(mob/living/user)
-	add_fingerprint(user)
-	if(locked)
-		visible_message("<span class='notice'>You see [user] kicking against the doors of [src]!</span>", "<span class='notice'>You start kicking against the doors...</span>")
-		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/resist_open, user), 300)
-	else
-		open_machine()
-		dump_contents()
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/proc/resist_open(mob/user)
-	if(!state_open && occupant && (user in src) && user.stat == 0) // Check they're still here.
-		visible_message("<span class='notice'>You see [user] bursts out of [src]!</span>", "<span class='notice'>You escape the cramped confines of [src]!</span>")
-		open_machine()
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
-	if(state_open && is_operational())
-		if(istype(I, /obj/item/clothing/suit/space))
-			if(suit)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The unit already contains a suit!.</span>")
-				return
-			if(!user.drop_item())
-				return
-			suit = I
-		else if(istype(I, /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet))
-			if(helmet)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The unit already contains a helmet!</span>")
-				return
-			if(!user.drop_item())
-				return
-			helmet = I
-		else if(istype(I, /obj/item/clothing/mask))
-			if(mask)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The unit already contains a mask!</span>")
-				return
-			if(!user.drop_item())
-				return
-			mask = I
-		else
-			if(storage)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The auxiliary storage compartment is full!</span>")
-				return
-			if(!user.drop_item())
-				return
-			storage = I
-
-		I.loc = src
-		visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] inserts [I] into [src]</span>", "<span class='notice'>You load [I] into [src].</span>")
-		update_icon()
-		return
-
-	if(panel_open && is_wire_tool(I))
-		wires.interact(user)
-	if(!state_open)
-		if(default_deconstruction_screwdriver(user, "panel", "close", I))
-			return
-	if(default_pry_open(I))
-		dump_contents()
-		return
-
-	return ..()
-
-		open_machine()
-		dump_contents()
-		new /obj/item/stack/sheet/metal (loc, 2)
-	qdel(src)
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/MouseDrop_T(atom/A, mob/user)
-	if(user.stat || user.lying || !Adjacent(user) || !Adjacent(A) || !isliving(A))
-		return
-	var/mob/living/target = A
-	if(!state_open)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The unit's doors are shut!</span>")
-		return
-	if(!is_operational())
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>The unit is not operational!</span>")
-		return
-	if(occupant || helmet || suit || storage)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>It's too cluttered inside to fit in!</span>")
-		return
-
-	if(target == user)
-		user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] starts squeezing into [src]!</span>", "<span class='notice'>You start working your way into [src]...</span>")
-	else
-		target.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] starts shoving [target] into [src]!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>[user] starts shoving you into [src]!</span>")
-
-	if(do_mob(user, target, 30))
-		if(occupant || helmet || suit || storage)
-			return
-		if(target == user)
-			user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] slips into [src] and closes the door behind them!</span>", "<span class=notice'>You slip into [src]'s cramped space and shut its door.</span>")
-		else
-			target.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user] pushes [target] into [src] and shuts its door!<span>", "<span class='userdanger'>[user] shoves you into [src] and shuts the door!</span>")
-		close_machine(target)
-		add_fingerprint(user)
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/proc/cook()
-	if(uv_cycles)
-		uv_cycles--
-		uv = TRUE
-		locked = TRUE
-		update_icon()
-		if(occupant)
-			var/mob/living/mob_occupant = occupant
-			if(uv_super)
-				mob_occupant.adjustFireLoss(rand(20, 36))
-			else
-				mob_occupant.adjustFireLoss(rand(10, 16))
-			mob_occupant.emote("scream")
-		addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/cook), 50)
-	else
-		uv_cycles = initial(uv_cycles)
-		uv = FALSE
-		locked = FALSE
-		if(uv_super)
-			visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src]'s door creaks open with a loud whining noise. A cloud of foul black smoke escapes from its chamber.</span>")
-			playsound(src, 'sound/machines/airlock_alien_prying.ogg', 50, 1)
-			helmet = null
-			qdel(helmet)
-			suit = null
-			qdel(suit) // Delete everything but the occupant.
-			mask = null
-			qdel(mask)
-			storage = null
-			qdel(storage)
-			// The wires get damaged too.
-			wires.cut_all()
-		else
-			if(!occupant)
-				visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src]'s door slides open. The glowing yellow lights dim to a gentle green.</span>")
-			else
-				visible_message("<span class='warning'>[src]'s door slides open, barraging you with the nauseating smell of charred flesh.</span>")
-			playsound(src, 'sound/machines/airlockclose.ogg', 25, 1)
-			for(var/obj/item/I in src) //Scorches away blood and forensic evidence, although the SSU itself is unaffected
-				I.clean_blood()
-				I.fingerprints = list()
-		open_machine(FALSE)
-		if(occupant)
-			dump_contents()
-
-/obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/proc/shock(mob/user, prb)
-	if(!prob(prb))
-		var/datum/effect_system/spark_spread/s = new /datum/effect_system/spark_spread
-		s.set_up(5, 1, src)
-		s.start()
-		if(electrocute_mob(user, src, src, 1, TRUE))
-			return 1
-
 /obj/machinery/suit_storage_unit/relaymove(mob/user)
 	if(locked)
 		if(message_cooldown <= world.time)