diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/citadel_defines.dm b/code/__DEFINES/citadel_defines.dm
index 81b12c46e3..6e21fbe06a 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/citadel_defines.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/citadel_defines.dm
@@ -40,7 +40,7 @@
 #define BALLS_SACK_SIZE_DEF	8
 #define BALLS_SACK_SIZE_MAX 40
 
-#define CUM_RATE			5
+#define CUM_RATE			0.035
 #define CUM_RATE_MULT		1
 #define CUM_EFFICIENCY		1//amount of nutrition required per life()
 
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
index 1223f0b616..9771dd0897 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/breasts.dm
@@ -15,10 +15,6 @@
 	can_climax				= TRUE
 	fluid_transfer_factor 	= 0.5
 
-/obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/Initialize()
-	. = ..()
-	reagents.add_reagent(fluid_id, fluid_max_volume)
-
 /obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/on_life()
 	if(QDELETED(src))
 		return
@@ -26,6 +22,14 @@
 		return
 	reagents.maximum_volume = fluid_max_volume
 	if(fluid_id && producing)
+		if(reagents.total_volume == 0) // Apparently, 0.015 gets rounded down to zero and no reagents are created if we don't start it with 0.1 in the tank.
+			fluid_rate = 0.1
+		else
+			fluid_rate = CUM_RATE
+		if(reagents.total_volume >= 5)
+			fluid_mult = 0.5
+		else
+			fluid_mult = 1
 		generate_milk()
 
 /obj/item/organ/genital/breasts/proc/generate_milk()
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/genitals.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/genitals.dm
index 63d6834409..c4fffea355 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/genitals.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/genitals.dm
@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@
 	var/fluid_transfer_factor	= 0.0 //How much would a partner get in them if they climax using this?
 	var/size					= 2 //can vary between num or text, just used in icon_state strings
 	var/fluid_id				= null
-	var/fluid_max_volume		= 50
+	var/fluid_max_volume		= 15
 	var/fluid_efficiency		= 1
 	var/fluid_rate				= 1
 	var/fluid_mult				= 1
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/testicles.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/testicles.dm
index 1e6b4d62d4..f4ef4b5064 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/testicles.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/testicles.dm
@@ -16,14 +16,18 @@
 	can_climax				= TRUE
 	var/sent_full_message	= TRUE //defaults to 1 since they're full to start
 
-/obj/item/organ/genital/testicles/Initialize()
-	. = ..()
-	reagents.add_reagent(fluid_id, fluid_max_volume)
-
 /obj/item/organ/genital/testicles/on_life()
 	if(QDELETED(src))
 		return
 	if(reagents && producing)
+		if(reagents.total_volume == 0) // Apparently, 0.015 gets rounded down to zero and no reagents are created if we don't start it with 0.1 in the tank.
+			fluid_rate = 0.1
+		else
+			fluid_rate = CUM_RATE
+		if(reagents.total_volume >= 5)
+			fluid_mult = 0.5
+		else
+			fluid_mult = 1
 		generate_cum()
 
 /obj/item/organ/genital/testicles/proc/generate_cum()
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/womb.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/womb.dm
index 686d9059a0..3f190b72ac 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/womb.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/arousal/organs/womb.dm
@@ -9,14 +9,18 @@
 	fluid_id 		= "femcum"
 	producing		= TRUE
 
-/obj/item/organ/genital/womb/Initialize()
-	. = ..()
-	reagents.add_reagent(fluid_id, fluid_max_volume)
-
 /obj/item/organ/genital/womb/on_life()
 	if(QDELETED(src))
 		return
 	if(reagents && producing)
+		if(reagents.total_volume == 0) // Apparently, 0.015 gets rounded down to zero and no reagents are created if we don't start it with 0.1 in the tank.
+			fluid_rate = 0.1
+		else
+			fluid_rate = CUM_RATE
+		if(reagents.total_volume >= 5)
+			fluid_mult = 0.5
+		else
+			fluid_mult = 1
 		generate_femcum()
 
 /obj/item/organ/genital/womb/proc/generate_femcum()
diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/reagents/cit_reagents.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/reagents/cit_reagents.dm
index ee8268128a..c4c1cff1e7 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/reagents/cit_reagents.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/reagents/reagents/cit_reagents.dm
@@ -8,6 +8,7 @@
 	data = list("donor"=null,"viruses"=null,"donor_DNA"=null,"blood_type"=null,"resistances"=null,"trace_chem"=null,"mind"=null,"ckey"=null,"gender"=null,"real_name"=null)
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#FFFFFF" // rgb: 255, 255, 255
+	can_synth = FALSE
 	nutriment_factor = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 
 /datum/reagent/consumable/semen/reaction_turf(turf/T, reac_volume)
@@ -19,7 +20,6 @@
 	var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/semen/S = locate() in T
 	if(!S)
 		S = new(T)
-	S.reagents.add_reagent("semen", reac_volume)
 	if(data["blood_DNA"])
 		S.add_blood_DNA(list(data["blood_DNA"] = data["blood_type"]))
 
@@ -50,6 +50,7 @@
 	data = list("donor"=null,"viruses"=null,"donor_DNA"=null,"blood_type"=null,"resistances"=null,"trace_chem"=null,"mind"=null,"ckey"=null,"gender"=null,"real_name"=null)
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	color = "#AAAAAA77"
+	can_synth = FALSE
 	nutriment_factor = 0.5 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 
 /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/femcum
@@ -82,7 +83,6 @@
 	var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/femcum/S = locate() in T
 	if(!S)
 		S = new(T)
-	S.reagents.add_reagent("femcum", reac_volume)
 	if(data["blood_DNA"])
 		S.add_blood_DNA(list(data["blood_DNA"] = data["blood_type"]))