diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm
index 13acf7e990..17bbb0a12f 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm
@@ -1,592 +1,592 @@
-/obj/item/banhammer
-	desc = "A banhammer"
-	name = "banhammer"
-	icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
-	icon_state = "toyhammer"
-	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
-	throwforce = 0
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
-	throw_speed = 3
-	throw_range = 7
-	attack_verb = list("banned")
-	max_integrity = 200
-	armor = list(melee = 0, bullet = 0, laser = 0, energy = 0, bomb = 0, bio = 0, rad = 0, fire = 100, acid = 70)
-	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
-
-/obj/item/banhammer/suicide_act(mob/user)
-		user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is hitting [user.p_them()]self with [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to ban [user.p_them()]self from life.</span>")
-		return (BRUTELOSS|FIRELOSS|TOXLOSS|OXYLOSS)
-
-/obj/item/banhammer/attack(mob/M, mob/user)
+/obj/item/banhammer
+	desc = "A banhammer"
+	name = "banhammer"
+	icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
+	icon_state = "toyhammer"
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
+	throwforce = 0
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
+	throw_speed = 3
+	throw_range = 7
+	attack_verb = list("banned")
+	max_integrity = 200
+	armor = list(melee = 0, bullet = 0, laser = 0, energy = 0, bomb = 0, bio = 0, rad = 0, fire = 100, acid = 70)
+	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
+
+/obj/item/banhammer/suicide_act(mob/user)
+		user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is hitting [user.p_them()]self with [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to ban [user.p_them()]self from life.</span>")
+		return (BRUTELOSS|FIRELOSS|TOXLOSS|OXYLOSS)
+
+/obj/item/banhammer/attack(mob/M, mob/user)
 	if(user.zone_selected == "head")
 		M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] are stroking the head of [M] with a bangammer</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>[user] are stroking the head with a bangammer</span>", "you hear a bangammer stroking a head");
 
 	else
 		M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[M] has been banned FOR NO REISIN by [user]</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>You have been banned FOR NO REISIN by [user]</span>", "you hear a banhammer banning someone")
-	playsound(loc, 'sound/effects/adminhelp.ogg', 15) //keep it at 15% volume so people don't jump out of their skin too much
-
-/obj/item/sord
-	name = "\improper SORD"
-	desc = "This thing is so unspeakably shitty you are having a hard time even holding it."
-	icon_state = "sord"
-	item_state = "sord"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
-	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
-	force = 2
-	throwforce = 1
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
-	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
-	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
-
-/obj/item/sord/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is trying to impale [user.p_them()]self with [src]! It might be a suicide attempt if it weren't so shitty.</span>", \
-	"<span class='suicide'>You try to impale yourself with [src], but it's USELESS...</span>")
-	return SHAME
-
-/obj/item/claymore
-	name = "claymore"
-	desc = "What are you standing around staring at this for? Get to killing!"
-	icon_state = "claymore"
-	item_state = "claymore"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
-	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
-	flags_1 = CONDUCT_1
-	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT | SLOT_BACK
-	force = 40
-	throwforce = 10
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
-	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
-	block_chance = 50
-	sharpness = IS_SHARP
-	max_integrity = 200
-	armor = list(melee = 0, bullet = 0, laser = 0, energy = 0, bomb = 0, bio = 0, rad = 0, fire = 100, acid = 50)
-	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
-
-/obj/item/claymore/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is falling on [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
-	return(BRUTELOSS)
-
-/obj/item/claymore/highlander //ALL COMMENTS MADE REGARDING THIS SWORD MUST BE MADE IN ALL CAPS
-	desc = "<b><i>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, AND IT WILL BE YOU!!!</i></b>\nActivate it in your hand to point to the nearest victim."
-	flags_1 = CONDUCT_1 | NODROP_1 | DROPDEL_1
-	slot_flags = null
-	block_chance = 0 //RNG WON'T HELP YOU NOW, PANSY
-	luminosity = 3
-	attack_verb = list("brutalized", "eviscerated", "disemboweled", "hacked", "carved", "cleaved") //ONLY THE MOST VISCERAL ATTACK VERBS
-	var/notches = 0 //HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SLAIN WITH THIS BLADE
-	var/obj/item/disk/nuclear/nuke_disk //OUR STORED NUKE DISK
-
-/obj/item/claymore/highlander/Initialize()
-	. = ..()
-	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
-
-/obj/item/claymore/highlander/Destroy()
-	if(nuke_disk)
-		nuke_disk.forceMove(get_turf(src))
-		nuke_disk.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The nuke disk is vulnerable!</span>")
-		nuke_disk = null
-	STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
-	return ..()
-
-/obj/item/claymore/highlander/process()
-	if(ishuman(loc))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = loc
-		loc.layer = LARGE_MOB_LAYER //NO HIDING BEHIND PLANTS FOR YOU, DICKWEED (HA GET IT, BECAUSE WEEDS ARE PLANTS)
-		H.bleedsuppress = TRUE //AND WE WON'T BLEED OUT LIKE COWARDS
-	else
-		if(!admin_spawned)
-			qdel(src)
-
-
-/obj/item/claymore/highlander/pickup(mob/living/user)
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The power of Scotland protects you! You are shielded from all stuns and knockdowns.</span>")
-	user.add_stun_absorption("highlander", INFINITY, 1, " is protected by the power of Scotland!", "The power of Scotland absorbs the stun!", " is protected by the power of Scotland!")
-	user.status_flags += IGNORESLOWDOWN
-
-/obj/item/claymore/highlander/dropped(mob/living/user)
-	user.status_flags -= IGNORESLOWDOWN
-	qdel(src) //If this ever happens, it's because you lost an arm
-
-/obj/item/claymore/highlander/examine(mob/user)
-	..()
-	to_chat(user, "It has [!notches ? "nothing" : "[notches] notches"] scratched into the blade.")
-	if(nuke_disk)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='boldwarning'>It's holding the nuke disk!</span>")
-
-/obj/item/claymore/highlander/attack(mob/living/target, mob/living/user)
-	. = ..()
-	if(target && target.stat == DEAD && target.mind && target.mind.special_role == "highlander")
-		user.fully_heal() //STEAL THE LIFE OF OUR FALLEN FOES
-		add_notch(user)
-		target.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[target] crumbles to dust beneath [user]'s blows!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>As you fall, your body crumbles to dust!</span>")
-		target.dust()
-
-/obj/item/claymore/highlander/attack_self(mob/living/user)
-	var/closest_victim
-	var/closest_distance = 255
-	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in GLOB.player_list - user)
-		if(H.client && H.mind.special_role == "highlander" && (!closest_victim || get_dist(user, closest_victim) < closest_distance))
-			closest_victim = H
-	if(!closest_victim)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] thrums for a moment and falls dark. Perhaps there's nobody nearby.</span>")
-		return
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>[src] thrums and points to the [dir2text(get_dir(user, closest_victim))].</span>")
-
-/obj/item/claymore/highlander/IsReflect()
-	return 1 //YOU THINK YOUR PUNY LASERS CAN STOP ME?
-
-/obj/item/claymore/highlander/proc/add_notch(mob/living/user) //DYNAMIC CLAYMORE PROGRESSION SYSTEM - THIS IS THE FUTURE
-	notches++
-	force++
-	var/new_name = name
-	switch(notches)
-		if(1)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Your first kill - hopefully one of many. You scratch a notch into [src]'s blade.</span>")
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You feel your fallen foe's soul entering your blade, restoring your wounds!</span>")
-			new_name = "notched claymore"
-		if(2)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Another falls before you. Another soul fuses with your own. Another notch in the blade.</span>")
-			new_name = "double-notched claymore"
-			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 235, 235), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
-		if(3)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You're beginning to</span> <span class='danger'><b>relish</b> the <b>thrill</b> of <b>battle.</b></span>")
-			new_name = "triple-notched claymore"
-			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 215, 215), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
-		if(4)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You've lost count of</span> <span class='boldannounce'>how many you've killed.</span>")
-			new_name = "many-notched claymore"
-			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 195, 195), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
-		if(5)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='boldannounce'>Five voices now echo in your mind, cheering the slaughter.</span>")
-			new_name = "battle-tested claymore"
-			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 175, 175), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
-		if(6)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='boldannounce'>Is this what the vikings felt like? Visions of glory fill your head as you slay your sixth foe.</span>")
-			new_name = "battle-scarred claymore"
-			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 155, 155), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
-		if(7)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='boldannounce'>Kill. Butcher. <i>Conquer.</i></span>")
-			new_name = "vicious claymore"
-			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 135, 135), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
-		if(8)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='userdanger'>IT NEVER GETS OLD. THE <i>SCREAMING</i>. THE <i>BLOOD</i> AS IT <i>SPRAYS</i> ACROSS YOUR <i>FACE.</i></span>")
-			new_name = "bloodthirsty claymore"
-			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 115, 115), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
-		if(9)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='userdanger'>ANOTHER ONE FALLS TO YOUR BLOWS. ANOTHER WEAKLING UNFIT TO LIVE.</span>")
-			new_name = "gore-stained claymore"
-			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 95, 95), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
-		if(10)
-			user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user]'s eyes light up with a vengeful fire!</span>", \
-			"<span class='userdanger'>YOU FEEL THE POWER OF VALHALLA FLOWING THROUGH YOU! <i>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!</i></span>")
-			user.update_icons()
-			new_name = "GORE-DRENCHED CLAYMORE OF [pick("THE WHIMSICAL SLAUGHTER", "A THOUSAND SLAUGHTERED CATTLE", "GLORY AND VALHALLA", "ANNIHILATION", "OBLITERATION")]"
-			icon_state = "claymore_valhalla"
-			item_state = "cultblade"
-			remove_atom_colour(ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
-
-	name = new_name
-	playsound(user, 'sound/items/screwdriver2.ogg', 50, 1)
-
-/obj/item/katana
-	name = "katana"
-	desc = "Woefully underpowered in D20"
-	icon_state = "katana"
-	item_state = "katana"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
-	flags_1 = CONDUCT_1
-	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT | SLOT_BACK
-	force = 40
-	throwforce = 10
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
-	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
-	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
-	block_chance = 50
-	sharpness = IS_SHARP
-	max_integrity = 200
-	armor = list(melee = 0, bullet = 0, laser = 0, energy = 0, bomb = 0, bio = 0, rad = 0, fire = 100, acid = 50)
-	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
-
-/obj/item/katana/cursed
-	slot_flags = null
-
-/obj/item/katana/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting [user.p_their()] stomach open with [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit seppuku!</span>")
-	return(BRUTELOSS)
-
-/obj/item/wirerod
-	name = "wired rod"
-	desc = "A rod with some wire wrapped around the top. It'd be easy to attach something to the top bit."
-	icon_state = "wiredrod"
-	item_state = "rods"
-	flags_1 = CONDUCT_1
-	force = 9
-	throwforce = 10
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
-	materials = list(MAT_METAL=1150, MAT_GLASS=75)
-	attack_verb = list("hit", "bludgeoned", "whacked", "bonked")
-
-/obj/item/wirerod/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
-	if(istype(I, /obj/item/shard))
-		var/obj/item/twohanded/spear/S = new /obj/item/twohanded/spear
-
-		remove_item_from_storage(user)
-		qdel(I)
-		qdel(src)
-
-		user.put_in_hands(S)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You fasten the glass shard to the top of the rod with the cable.</span>")
-
-	else if(istype(I, /obj/item/device/assembly/igniter) && !(I.flags_1 & NODROP_1))
-		var/obj/item/melee/baton/cattleprod/P = new /obj/item/melee/baton/cattleprod
-
-		remove_item_from_storage(user)
-
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You fasten [I] to the top of the rod with the cable.</span>")
-
-		qdel(I)
-		qdel(src)
-
-		user.put_in_hands(P)
-	else
-		return ..()
-
-
-/obj/item/throwing_star
-	name = "throwing star"
-	desc = "An ancient weapon still used to this day due to it's ease of lodging itself into victim's body parts"
-	icon_state = "throwingstar"
-	item_state = "eshield0"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/shields_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/shields_righthand.dmi'
-	force = 2
-	throwforce = 20 //This is never used on mobs since this has a 100% embed chance.
-	throw_speed = 4
-	embedded_pain_multiplier = 4
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	embed_chance = 100
-	embedded_fall_chance = 0 //Hahaha!
-	sharpness = IS_SHARP
-	materials = list(MAT_METAL=500, MAT_GLASS=500)
-	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
-
-
-/obj/item/switchblade
-	name = "switchblade"
-	icon_state = "switchblade"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
-	desc = "A sharp, concealable, spring-loaded knife."
-	flags_1 = CONDUCT_1
-	force = 3
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	throwforce = 5
-	throw_speed = 3
-	throw_range = 6
-	materials = list(MAT_METAL=12000)
-	origin_tech = "engineering=3;combat=2"
-	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/genhit.ogg'
-	attack_verb = list("stubbed", "poked")
-	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
-	var/extended = 0
-
-/obj/item/switchblade/attack_self(mob/user)
-	extended = !extended
-	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/weapons/batonextend.ogg', 50, 1)
-	if(extended)
-		force = 20
-		w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
-		throwforce = 23
-		icon_state = "switchblade_ext"
-		attack_verb = list("slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
-		hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
-		sharpness = IS_SHARP
-	else
-		force = 3
-		w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-		throwforce = 5
-		icon_state = "switchblade"
-		attack_verb = list("stubbed", "poked")
-		hitsound = 'sound/weapons/genhit.ogg'
-		sharpness = IS_BLUNT
-
-/obj/item/switchblade/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting [user.p_their()] own throat with [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
-	return (BRUTELOSS)
-
-/obj/item/phone
-	name = "red phone"
-	desc = "Should anything ever go wrong..."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
-	icon_state = "red_phone"
-	force = 3
-	throwforce = 2
-	throw_speed = 3
-	throw_range = 4
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	attack_verb = list("called", "rang")
-	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/ring.ogg'
-
-/obj/item/phone/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	if(locate(/obj/structure/chair/stool) in user.loc)
-		user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] begins to tie a noose with [src]'s cord! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
-	else
-		user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is strangling [user.p_them()]self with [src]'s cord! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
-	return(OXYLOSS)
-
-/obj/item/cane
-	name = "cane"
-	desc = "A cane used by a true gentleman. Or a clown."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
-	icon_state = "cane"
-	item_state = "stick"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_righthand.dmi'
-	force = 5
-	throwforce = 5
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	materials = list(MAT_METAL=50)
-	attack_verb = list("bludgeoned", "whacked", "disciplined", "thrashed")
-
-/obj/item/staff
-	name = "wizard staff"
-	desc = "Apparently a staff used by the wizard."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
-	icon_state = "staff"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/staves_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/staves_righthand.dmi'
-	force = 3
-	throwforce = 5
-	throw_speed = 2
-	throw_range = 5
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	armour_penetration = 100
-	attack_verb = list("bludgeoned", "whacked", "disciplined")
-	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
-
-/obj/item/staff/broom
-	name = "broom"
-	desc = "Used for sweeping, and flying into the night while cackling. Black cat not included."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
-	icon_state = "broom"
-	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
-
-/obj/item/staff/stick
-	name = "stick"
-	desc = "A great tool to drag someone else's drinks across the bar."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
-	icon_state = "stick"
-	item_state = "stick"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_righthand.dmi'
-	force = 3
-	throwforce = 5
-	throw_speed = 2
-	throw_range = 5
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-
-/obj/item/ectoplasm
-	name = "ectoplasm"
-	desc = "spooky"
-	gender = PLURAL
-	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
-	icon_state = "ectoplasm"
-
-/obj/item/ectoplasm/suicide_act(mob/user)
-	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is inhaling [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to visit the astral plane.</span>")
-	return (OXYLOSS)
-
-/obj/item/mounted_chainsaw
-	name = "mounted chainsaw"
-	desc = "A chainsaw that has replaced your arm."
-	icon_state = "chainsaw_on"
-	item_state = "mounted_chainsaw"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/chainsaw_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/chainsaw_righthand.dmi'
-	flags_1 = NODROP_1 | ABSTRACT_1 | DROPDEL_1
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_HUGE
-	force = 21
-	throwforce = 0
-	throw_range = 0
-	throw_speed = 0
-	sharpness = IS_SHARP
-	attack_verb = list("sawed", "torn", "cut", "chopped", "diced")
-	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/chainsawhit.ogg'
-
-/obj/item/mounted_chainsaw/Destroy()
-	var/obj/item/bodypart/part
-	new /obj/item/twohanded/required/chainsaw(get_turf(src))
-	if(iscarbon(loc))
-		var/mob/living/carbon/holder = loc
-		var/index = holder.get_held_index_of_item(src)
-		if(index)
-			part = holder.hand_bodyparts[index]
-	. = ..()
-	if(part)
-		part.drop_limb()
-
-/obj/item/statuebust
-	name = "bust"
-	desc = "A priceless ancient marble bust, the kind that belongs in a museum." //or you can hit people with it
-	icon = 'icons/obj/statue.dmi'
-	icon_state = "bust"
-	force = 15
-	throwforce = 10
-	throw_speed = 5
-	throw_range = 2
-	attack_verb = list("busted")
-
-/obj/item/tailclub
-	name = "tail club"
-	desc = "For the beating to death of lizards with their own tails."
-	icon_state = "tailclub"
-	force = 14
-	throwforce = 1 // why are you throwing a club do you even weapon
-	throw_speed = 1
-	throw_range = 1
-	attack_verb = list("clubbed", "bludgeoned")
-
-/obj/item/melee/chainofcommand/tailwhip
-	name = "liz o' nine tails"
-	desc = "A whip fashioned from the severed tails of lizards."
-	icon_state = "tailwhip"
-	origin_tech = "engineering=3;combat=3;biotech=3"
-	needs_permit = 0
-
-/obj/item/melee/chainofcommand/tailwhip/kitty
-	name = "cat o' nine tails"
-	desc = "A whip fashioned from the severed tails of cats."
-	icon_state = "catwhip"
-
-/obj/item/melee/skateboard
-	name = "skateboard"
-	desc = "A skateboard. It can be placed on its wheels and ridden, or used as a strong weapon."
-	icon_state = "skateboard"
-	item_state = "skateboard"
-	force = 12
-	throwforce = 4
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_HUGE
-	attack_verb = list("smacked", "whacked", "slammed", "smashed")
-
-/obj/item/melee/skateboard/attack_self(mob/user)
-	new /obj/vehicle/scooter/skateboard(get_turf(user))
-	qdel(src)
-
-/obj/item/melee/baseball_bat
-	name = "baseball bat"
-	desc = "There ain't a skull in the league that can withstand a swatter."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
-	icon_state = "baseball_bat"
-	item_state = "baseball_bat"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_righthand.dmi'
-	force = 10
-	throwforce = 12
-	attack_verb = list("beat", "smacked")
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_HUGE
-	var/homerun_ready = 0
-	var/homerun_able = 0
-
-/obj/item/melee/baseball_bat/homerun
-	name = "home run bat"
-	desc = "This thing looks dangerous... Dangerously good at baseball, that is."
-	homerun_able = 1
-
-/obj/item/melee/baseball_bat/attack_self(mob/user)
-	if(!homerun_able)
-		..()
-		return
-	if(homerun_ready)
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You're already ready to do a home run!</span>")
-		..()
-		return
-	to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You begin gathering strength...</span>")
-	playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/magic/lightning_chargeup.ogg', 65, 1)
-	if(do_after(user, 90, target = src))
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='userdanger'>You gather power! Time for a home run!</span>")
-		homerun_ready = 1
-	..()
-
-/obj/item/melee/baseball_bat/attack(mob/living/target, mob/living/user)
-	. = ..()
-	var/atom/throw_target = get_edge_target_turf(target, user.dir)
-	if(homerun_ready)
-		user.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>It's a home run!</span>")
-		target.throw_at(throw_target, rand(8,10), 14, user)
-		target.ex_act(EXPLODE_HEAVY)
-		playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/weapons/homerun.ogg', 100, 1)
-		homerun_ready = 0
-		return
-	else if(!target.anchored)
-		target.throw_at(throw_target, rand(1,2), 7, user)
-
-/obj/item/melee/baseball_bat/ablative
-	name = "metal baseball bat"
-	desc = "This bat is made of highly reflective, highly armored material."
-	icon_state = "baseball_bat_metal"
-	item_state = "baseball_bat_metal"
-	force = 12
-	throwforce = 15
-
-/obj/item/melee/baseball_bat/ablative/IsReflect()//some day this will reflect thrown items instead of lasers
-	var/picksound = rand(1,2)
-	var/turf = get_turf(src)
-	if(picksound == 1)
-		playsound(turf, 'sound/weapons/effects/batreflect1.ogg', 50, 1)
-	if(picksound == 2)
-		playsound(turf, 'sound/weapons/effects/batreflect2.ogg', 50, 1)
-	return 1
-
-/obj/item/melee/flyswatter
-	name = "flyswatter"
-	desc = "Useful for killing insects of all sizes."
-	icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
-	icon_state = "flyswatter"
-	item_state = "flyswatter"
-	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_lefthand.dmi'
-	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_righthand.dmi'
-	force = 1
-	throwforce = 1
-	attack_verb = list("swatted", "smacked")
-	hitsound = 'sound/effects/snap.ogg'
-	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
-	//Things in this list will be instantly splatted.  Flyman weakness is handled in the flyman species weakness proc.
-	var/list/strong_against
-
-/obj/item/melee/flyswatter/Initialize()
-	. = ..()
-	strong_against = typecacheof(list(
-					/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/poison/bees/,
-					/mob/living/simple_animal/butterfly,
-					/mob/living/simple_animal/cockroach,
-					/obj/item/queen_bee
-	))
-
-
-/obj/item/melee/flyswatter/afterattack(atom/target, mob/user, proximity_flag)
-	if(proximity_flag)
-		if(is_type_in_typecache(target, strong_against))
-			new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/deadcockroach(get_turf(target))
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You easily splat the [target].</span>")
-			if(istype(target, /mob/living/))
-				var/mob/living/bug = target
-				bug.death(1)
-			else
-				qdel(target)
-
-/obj/item/circlegame
-	name = "circled hand"
-	desc = "If somebody looks at this while it's below your waist, you get to bop them."
-	icon_state = "madeyoulook"
-	force = 0
-	throwforce = 0
-	flags_1 = DROPDEL_1 | ABSTRACT_1
-	attack_verb = list("bopped")
-
-/obj/item/proc/can_trigger_gun(mob/living/user)
-	if(!user.can_use_guns(src))
-		return FALSE
+	playsound(loc, 'sound/effects/adminhelp.ogg', 15) //keep it at 15% volume so people don't jump out of their skin too much
+
+/obj/item/sord
+	name = "\improper SORD"
+	desc = "This thing is so unspeakably shitty you are having a hard time even holding it."
+	icon_state = "sord"
+	item_state = "sord"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT
+	force = 2
+	throwforce = 1
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
+
+/obj/item/sord/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is trying to impale [user.p_them()]self with [src]! It might be a suicide attempt if it weren't so shitty.</span>", \
+	"<span class='suicide'>You try to impale yourself with [src], but it's USELESS...</span>")
+	return SHAME
+
+/obj/item/claymore
+	name = "claymore"
+	desc = "What are you standing around staring at this for? Get to killing!"
+	icon_state = "claymore"
+	item_state = "claymore"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+	flags_1 = CONDUCT_1
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT | SLOT_BACK
+	force = 40
+	throwforce = 10
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
+	block_chance = 50
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
+	max_integrity = 200
+	armor = list(melee = 0, bullet = 0, laser = 0, energy = 0, bomb = 0, bio = 0, rad = 0, fire = 100, acid = 50)
+	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
+
+/obj/item/claymore/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is falling on [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
+	return(BRUTELOSS)
+
+/obj/item/claymore/highlander //ALL COMMENTS MADE REGARDING THIS SWORD MUST BE MADE IN ALL CAPS
+	desc = "<b><i>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE, AND IT WILL BE YOU!!!</i></b>\nActivate it in your hand to point to the nearest victim."
+	flags_1 = CONDUCT_1 | NODROP_1 | DROPDEL_1
+	slot_flags = null
+	block_chance = 0 //RNG WON'T HELP YOU NOW, PANSY
+	luminosity = 3
+	attack_verb = list("brutalized", "eviscerated", "disemboweled", "hacked", "carved", "cleaved") //ONLY THE MOST VISCERAL ATTACK VERBS
+	var/notches = 0 //HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SLAIN WITH THIS BLADE
+	var/obj/item/disk/nuclear/nuke_disk //OUR STORED NUKE DISK
+
+/obj/item/claymore/highlander/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	START_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+
+/obj/item/claymore/highlander/Destroy()
+	if(nuke_disk)
+		nuke_disk.forceMove(get_turf(src))
+		nuke_disk.visible_message("<span class='warning'>The nuke disk is vulnerable!</span>")
+		nuke_disk = null
+	STOP_PROCESSING(SSobj, src)
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/item/claymore/highlander/process()
+	if(ishuman(loc))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = loc
+		loc.layer = LARGE_MOB_LAYER //NO HIDING BEHIND PLANTS FOR YOU, DICKWEED (HA GET IT, BECAUSE WEEDS ARE PLANTS)
+		H.bleedsuppress = TRUE //AND WE WON'T BLEED OUT LIKE COWARDS
+	else
+		if(!admin_spawned)
+			qdel(src)
+
+
+/obj/item/claymore/highlander/pickup(mob/living/user)
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The power of Scotland protects you! You are shielded from all stuns and knockdowns.</span>")
+	user.add_stun_absorption("highlander", INFINITY, 1, " is protected by the power of Scotland!", "The power of Scotland absorbs the stun!", " is protected by the power of Scotland!")
+	user.status_flags += IGNORESLOWDOWN
+
+/obj/item/claymore/highlander/dropped(mob/living/user)
+	user.status_flags -= IGNORESLOWDOWN
+	qdel(src) //If this ever happens, it's because you lost an arm
+
+/obj/item/claymore/highlander/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	to_chat(user, "It has [!notches ? "nothing" : "[notches] notches"] scratched into the blade.")
+	if(nuke_disk)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='boldwarning'>It's holding the nuke disk!</span>")
+
+/obj/item/claymore/highlander/attack(mob/living/target, mob/living/user)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!QDELETED(target) && iscarbon(target) && target.stat == DEAD && target.mind && target.mind.special_role == "highlander")
+		user.fully_heal() //STEAL THE LIFE OF OUR FALLEN FOES
+		add_notch(user)
+		target.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[target] crumbles to dust beneath [user]'s blows!</span>", "<span class='userdanger'>As you fall, your body crumbles to dust!</span>")
+		target.dust()
+
+/obj/item/claymore/highlander/attack_self(mob/living/user)
+	var/closest_victim
+	var/closest_distance = 255
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in GLOB.player_list - user)
+		if(H.client && H.mind.special_role == "highlander" && (!closest_victim || get_dist(user, closest_victim) < closest_distance))
+			closest_victim = H
+	if(!closest_victim)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] thrums for a moment and falls dark. Perhaps there's nobody nearby.</span>")
+		return
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='danger'>[src] thrums and points to the [dir2text(get_dir(user, closest_victim))].</span>")
+
+/obj/item/claymore/highlander/IsReflect()
+	return 1 //YOU THINK YOUR PUNY LASERS CAN STOP ME?
+
+/obj/item/claymore/highlander/proc/add_notch(mob/living/user) //DYNAMIC CLAYMORE PROGRESSION SYSTEM - THIS IS THE FUTURE
+	notches++
+	force++
+	var/new_name = name
+	switch(notches)
+		if(1)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Your first kill - hopefully one of many. You scratch a notch into [src]'s blade.</span>")
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You feel your fallen foe's soul entering your blade, restoring your wounds!</span>")
+			new_name = "notched claymore"
+		if(2)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Another falls before you. Another soul fuses with your own. Another notch in the blade.</span>")
+			new_name = "double-notched claymore"
+			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 235, 235), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
+		if(3)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You're beginning to</span> <span class='danger'><b>relish</b> the <b>thrill</b> of <b>battle.</b></span>")
+			new_name = "triple-notched claymore"
+			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 215, 215), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
+		if(4)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You've lost count of</span> <span class='boldannounce'>how many you've killed.</span>")
+			new_name = "many-notched claymore"
+			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 195, 195), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
+		if(5)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='boldannounce'>Five voices now echo in your mind, cheering the slaughter.</span>")
+			new_name = "battle-tested claymore"
+			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 175, 175), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
+		if(6)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='boldannounce'>Is this what the vikings felt like? Visions of glory fill your head as you slay your sixth foe.</span>")
+			new_name = "battle-scarred claymore"
+			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 155, 155), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
+		if(7)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='boldannounce'>Kill. Butcher. <i>Conquer.</i></span>")
+			new_name = "vicious claymore"
+			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 135, 135), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
+		if(8)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='userdanger'>IT NEVER GETS OLD. THE <i>SCREAMING</i>. THE <i>BLOOD</i> AS IT <i>SPRAYS</i> ACROSS YOUR <i>FACE.</i></span>")
+			new_name = "bloodthirsty claymore"
+			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 115, 115), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
+		if(9)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='userdanger'>ANOTHER ONE FALLS TO YOUR BLOWS. ANOTHER WEAKLING UNFIT TO LIVE.</span>")
+			new_name = "gore-stained claymore"
+			add_atom_colour(rgb(255, 95, 95), ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
+		if(10)
+			user.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[user]'s eyes light up with a vengeful fire!</span>", \
+			"<span class='userdanger'>YOU FEEL THE POWER OF VALHALLA FLOWING THROUGH YOU! <i>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!</i></span>")
+			user.update_icons()
+			new_name = "GORE-DRENCHED CLAYMORE OF [pick("THE WHIMSICAL SLAUGHTER", "A THOUSAND SLAUGHTERED CATTLE", "GLORY AND VALHALLA", "ANNIHILATION", "OBLITERATION")]"
+			icon_state = "claymore_valhalla"
+			item_state = "cultblade"
+			remove_atom_colour(ADMIN_COLOUR_PRIORITY)
+
+	name = new_name
+	playsound(user, 'sound/items/screwdriver2.ogg', 50, 1)
+
+/obj/item/katana
+	name = "katana"
+	desc = "Woefully underpowered in D20"
+	icon_state = "katana"
+	item_state = "katana"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
+	flags_1 = CONDUCT_1
+	slot_flags = SLOT_BELT | SLOT_BACK
+	force = 40
+	throwforce = 10
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+	attack_verb = list("attacked", "slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
+	block_chance = 50
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
+	max_integrity = 200
+	armor = list(melee = 0, bullet = 0, laser = 0, energy = 0, bomb = 0, bio = 0, rad = 0, fire = 100, acid = 50)
+	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
+
+/obj/item/katana/cursed
+	slot_flags = null
+
+/obj/item/katana/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting [user.p_their()] stomach open with [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit seppuku!</span>")
+	return(BRUTELOSS)
+
+/obj/item/wirerod
+	name = "wired rod"
+	desc = "A rod with some wire wrapped around the top. It'd be easy to attach something to the top bit."
+	icon_state = "wiredrod"
+	item_state = "rods"
+	flags_1 = CONDUCT_1
+	force = 9
+	throwforce = 10
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	materials = list(MAT_METAL=1150, MAT_GLASS=75)
+	attack_verb = list("hit", "bludgeoned", "whacked", "bonked")
+
+/obj/item/wirerod/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/shard))
+		var/obj/item/twohanded/spear/S = new /obj/item/twohanded/spear
+
+		remove_item_from_storage(user)
+		qdel(I)
+		qdel(src)
+
+		user.put_in_hands(S)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You fasten the glass shard to the top of the rod with the cable.</span>")
+
+	else if(istype(I, /obj/item/device/assembly/igniter) && !(I.flags_1 & NODROP_1))
+		var/obj/item/melee/baton/cattleprod/P = new /obj/item/melee/baton/cattleprod
+
+		remove_item_from_storage(user)
+
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You fasten [I] to the top of the rod with the cable.</span>")
+
+		qdel(I)
+		qdel(src)
+
+		user.put_in_hands(P)
+	else
+		return ..()
+
+
+/obj/item/throwing_star
+	name = "throwing star"
+	desc = "An ancient weapon still used to this day due to it's ease of lodging itself into victim's body parts"
+	icon_state = "throwingstar"
+	item_state = "eshield0"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/shields_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/equipment/shields_righthand.dmi'
+	force = 2
+	throwforce = 20 //This is never used on mobs since this has a 100% embed chance.
+	throw_speed = 4
+	embedded_pain_multiplier = 4
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	embed_chance = 100
+	embedded_fall_chance = 0 //Hahaha!
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
+	materials = list(MAT_METAL=500, MAT_GLASS=500)
+	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
+
+
+/obj/item/switchblade
+	name = "switchblade"
+	icon_state = "switchblade"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/swords_righthand.dmi'
+	desc = "A sharp, concealable, spring-loaded knife."
+	flags_1 = CONDUCT_1
+	force = 3
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	throwforce = 5
+	throw_speed = 3
+	throw_range = 6
+	materials = list(MAT_METAL=12000)
+	origin_tech = "engineering=3;combat=2"
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/genhit.ogg'
+	attack_verb = list("stubbed", "poked")
+	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
+	var/extended = 0
+
+/obj/item/switchblade/attack_self(mob/user)
+	extended = !extended
+	playsound(src.loc, 'sound/weapons/batonextend.ogg', 50, 1)
+	if(extended)
+		force = 20
+		w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+		throwforce = 23
+		icon_state = "switchblade_ext"
+		attack_verb = list("slashed", "stabbed", "sliced", "torn", "ripped", "diced", "cut")
+		hitsound = 'sound/weapons/bladeslice.ogg'
+		sharpness = IS_SHARP
+	else
+		force = 3
+		w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+		throwforce = 5
+		icon_state = "switchblade"
+		attack_verb = list("stubbed", "poked")
+		hitsound = 'sound/weapons/genhit.ogg'
+		sharpness = IS_BLUNT
+
+/obj/item/switchblade/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is slitting [user.p_their()] own throat with [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
+	return (BRUTELOSS)
+
+/obj/item/phone
+	name = "red phone"
+	desc = "Should anything ever go wrong..."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
+	icon_state = "red_phone"
+	force = 3
+	throwforce = 2
+	throw_speed = 3
+	throw_range = 4
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	attack_verb = list("called", "rang")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/ring.ogg'
+
+/obj/item/phone/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	if(locate(/obj/structure/chair/stool) in user.loc)
+		user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] begins to tie a noose with [src]'s cord! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
+	else
+		user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is strangling [user.p_them()]self with [src]'s cord! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit suicide!</span>")
+	return(OXYLOSS)
+
+/obj/item/cane
+	name = "cane"
+	desc = "A cane used by a true gentleman. Or a clown."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
+	icon_state = "cane"
+	item_state = "stick"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_righthand.dmi'
+	force = 5
+	throwforce = 5
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	materials = list(MAT_METAL=50)
+	attack_verb = list("bludgeoned", "whacked", "disciplined", "thrashed")
+
+/obj/item/staff
+	name = "wizard staff"
+	desc = "Apparently a staff used by the wizard."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
+	icon_state = "staff"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/staves_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/staves_righthand.dmi'
+	force = 3
+	throwforce = 5
+	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_range = 5
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	armour_penetration = 100
+	attack_verb = list("bludgeoned", "whacked", "disciplined")
+	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
+
+/obj/item/staff/broom
+	name = "broom"
+	desc = "Used for sweeping, and flying into the night while cackling. Black cat not included."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
+	icon_state = "broom"
+	resistance_flags = FLAMMABLE
+
+/obj/item/staff/stick
+	name = "stick"
+	desc = "A great tool to drag someone else's drinks across the bar."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
+	icon_state = "stick"
+	item_state = "stick"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_righthand.dmi'
+	force = 3
+	throwforce = 5
+	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_range = 5
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+
+/obj/item/ectoplasm
+	name = "ectoplasm"
+	desc = "spooky"
+	gender = PLURAL
+	icon = 'icons/obj/wizard.dmi'
+	icon_state = "ectoplasm"
+
+/obj/item/ectoplasm/suicide_act(mob/user)
+	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is inhaling [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to visit the astral plane.</span>")
+	return (OXYLOSS)
+
+/obj/item/mounted_chainsaw
+	name = "mounted chainsaw"
+	desc = "A chainsaw that has replaced your arm."
+	icon_state = "chainsaw_on"
+	item_state = "mounted_chainsaw"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/chainsaw_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/chainsaw_righthand.dmi'
+	flags_1 = NODROP_1 | ABSTRACT_1 | DROPDEL_1
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_HUGE
+	force = 21
+	throwforce = 0
+	throw_range = 0
+	throw_speed = 0
+	sharpness = IS_SHARP
+	attack_verb = list("sawed", "torn", "cut", "chopped", "diced")
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/chainsawhit.ogg'
+
+/obj/item/mounted_chainsaw/Destroy()
+	var/obj/item/bodypart/part
+	new /obj/item/twohanded/required/chainsaw(get_turf(src))
+	if(iscarbon(loc))
+		var/mob/living/carbon/holder = loc
+		var/index = holder.get_held_index_of_item(src)
+		if(index)
+			part = holder.hand_bodyparts[index]
+	. = ..()
+	if(part)
+		part.drop_limb()
+
+/obj/item/statuebust
+	name = "bust"
+	desc = "A priceless ancient marble bust, the kind that belongs in a museum." //or you can hit people with it
+	icon = 'icons/obj/statue.dmi'
+	icon_state = "bust"
+	force = 15
+	throwforce = 10
+	throw_speed = 5
+	throw_range = 2
+	attack_verb = list("busted")
+
+/obj/item/tailclub
+	name = "tail club"
+	desc = "For the beating to death of lizards with their own tails."
+	icon_state = "tailclub"
+	force = 14
+	throwforce = 1 // why are you throwing a club do you even weapon
+	throw_speed = 1
+	throw_range = 1
+	attack_verb = list("clubbed", "bludgeoned")
+
+/obj/item/melee/chainofcommand/tailwhip
+	name = "liz o' nine tails"
+	desc = "A whip fashioned from the severed tails of lizards."
+	icon_state = "tailwhip"
+	origin_tech = "engineering=3;combat=3;biotech=3"
+	needs_permit = 0
+
+/obj/item/melee/chainofcommand/tailwhip/kitty
+	name = "cat o' nine tails"
+	desc = "A whip fashioned from the severed tails of cats."
+	icon_state = "catwhip"
+
+/obj/item/melee/skateboard
+	name = "skateboard"
+	desc = "A skateboard. It can be placed on its wheels and ridden, or used as a strong weapon."
+	icon_state = "skateboard"
+	item_state = "skateboard"
+	force = 12
+	throwforce = 4
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_HUGE
+	attack_verb = list("smacked", "whacked", "slammed", "smashed")
+
+/obj/item/melee/skateboard/attack_self(mob/user)
+	new /obj/vehicle/scooter/skateboard(get_turf(user))
+	qdel(src)
+
+/obj/item/melee/baseball_bat
+	name = "baseball bat"
+	desc = "There ain't a skull in the league that can withstand a swatter."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
+	icon_state = "baseball_bat"
+	item_state = "baseball_bat"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_righthand.dmi'
+	force = 10
+	throwforce = 12
+	attack_verb = list("beat", "smacked")
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_HUGE
+	var/homerun_ready = 0
+	var/homerun_able = 0
+
+/obj/item/melee/baseball_bat/homerun
+	name = "home run bat"
+	desc = "This thing looks dangerous... Dangerously good at baseball, that is."
+	homerun_able = 1
+
+/obj/item/melee/baseball_bat/attack_self(mob/user)
+	if(!homerun_able)
+		..()
+		return
+	if(homerun_ready)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You're already ready to do a home run!</span>")
+		..()
+		return
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You begin gathering strength...</span>")
+	playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/magic/lightning_chargeup.ogg', 65, 1)
+	if(do_after(user, 90, target = src))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='userdanger'>You gather power! Time for a home run!</span>")
+		homerun_ready = 1
+	..()
+
+/obj/item/melee/baseball_bat/attack(mob/living/target, mob/living/user)
+	. = ..()
+	var/atom/throw_target = get_edge_target_turf(target, user.dir)
+	if(homerun_ready)
+		user.visible_message("<span class='userdanger'>It's a home run!</span>")
+		target.throw_at(throw_target, rand(8,10), 14, user)
+		target.ex_act(EXPLODE_HEAVY)
+		playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/weapons/homerun.ogg', 100, 1)
+		homerun_ready = 0
+		return
+	else if(!target.anchored)
+		target.throw_at(throw_target, rand(1,2), 7, user)
+
+/obj/item/melee/baseball_bat/ablative
+	name = "metal baseball bat"
+	desc = "This bat is made of highly reflective, highly armored material."
+	icon_state = "baseball_bat_metal"
+	item_state = "baseball_bat_metal"
+	force = 12
+	throwforce = 15
+
+/obj/item/melee/baseball_bat/ablative/IsReflect()//some day this will reflect thrown items instead of lasers
+	var/picksound = rand(1,2)
+	var/turf = get_turf(src)
+	if(picksound == 1)
+		playsound(turf, 'sound/weapons/effects/batreflect1.ogg', 50, 1)
+	if(picksound == 2)
+		playsound(turf, 'sound/weapons/effects/batreflect2.ogg', 50, 1)
+	return 1
+
+/obj/item/melee/flyswatter
+	name = "flyswatter"
+	desc = "Useful for killing insects of all sizes."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
+	icon_state = "flyswatter"
+	item_state = "flyswatter"
+	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_lefthand.dmi'
+	righthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/weapons/melee_righthand.dmi'
+	force = 1
+	throwforce = 1
+	attack_verb = list("swatted", "smacked")
+	hitsound = 'sound/effects/snap.ogg'
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	//Things in this list will be instantly splatted.  Flyman weakness is handled in the flyman species weakness proc.
+	var/list/strong_against
+
+/obj/item/melee/flyswatter/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	strong_against = typecacheof(list(
+					/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/poison/bees/,
+					/mob/living/simple_animal/butterfly,
+					/mob/living/simple_animal/cockroach,
+					/obj/item/queen_bee
+	))
+
+
+/obj/item/melee/flyswatter/afterattack(atom/target, mob/user, proximity_flag)
+	if(proximity_flag)
+		if(is_type_in_typecache(target, strong_against))
+			new /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/deadcockroach(get_turf(target))
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You easily splat the [target].</span>")
+			if(istype(target, /mob/living/))
+				var/mob/living/bug = target
+				bug.death(1)
+			else
+				qdel(target)
+
+/obj/item/circlegame
+	name = "circled hand"
+	desc = "If somebody looks at this while it's below your waist, you get to bop them."
+	icon_state = "madeyoulook"
+	force = 0
+	throwforce = 0
+	flags_1 = DROPDEL_1 | ABSTRACT_1
+	attack_verb = list("bopped")
+
+/obj/item/proc/can_trigger_gun(mob/living/user)
+	if(!user.can_use_guns(src))
+		return FALSE
 	return TRUE