diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/is_helpers.dm b/code/__DEFINES/is_helpers.dm
index 8dc7464230..1709714904 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/is_helpers.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/is_helpers.dm
@@ -59,6 +59,7 @@
 #define ismoth(A) (is_species(A, /datum/species/insect))
 #define ishumanbasic(A) (is_species(A, /datum/species/human))
 #define iscatperson(A) (ishumanbasic(A) && istype(A.dna.species, /datum/species/human/felinid) )
+#define isdwarf(A) (is_species(A, /datum/species/dwarf))
 
 //more carbon mobs
 #define ismonkey(A) (istype(A, /mob/living/carbon/monkey))
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/dwarves.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/dwarves.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..946bffbdbc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/species_types/dwarves.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,192 @@
+
+GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(dwarf_first, world.file2list("strings/names/dwarf_first.txt")) //Textfiles with first
+GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(dwarf_last, world.file2list("strings/names/dwarf_last.txt")) //textfiles with last
+
+/datum/species/dwarf //not to be confused with the genetic manlets
+	name = "Dwarf"
+	id = "dwarf" //Also called Homo sapiens pumilionis
+	default_color = "FFFFFF"
+	species_traits = list(EYECOLOR,HAIR,FACEHAIR,LIPS,NO_UNDERWEAR)
+	inherent_traits = list() 
+	default_features = list("mcolor" = "FFF", "wings" = "None")
+	limbs_id = "human"
+	use_skintones = 1
+	say_mod = "bellows" //high energy, EXTRA BIOLOGICAL FUEL
+	damage_overlay_type = "human" 
+	skinned_type = /obj/item/stack/sheet/animalhide/human
+	liked_food = ALCOHOL | MEAT | DAIRY //Dwarves like alcohol, meat, and dairy products.
+	disliked_food = JUNKFOOD | FRIED //Dwarves hate foods that have no nutrition other than alcohol.
+	mutant_organs = list(/obj/item/organ/dwarfgland) //Dwarven alcohol gland, literal gland warrior
+	mutantliver = /obj/item/organ/liver/dwarf //Dwarven super liver (Otherwise they r doomed)
+	
+/mob/living/carbon/human/species/dwarf //species admin spawn path
+	race = /datum/species/dwarf //and the race the path is set to.
+
+/datum/species/dwarf/check_roundstart_eligible()
+	if(SSevents.holidays && SSevents.holidays[HALLOWEEN])
+		return TRUE
+	return ..()
+
+/datum/species/dwarf/on_species_gain(mob/living/carbon/C, datum/species/old_species)
+	. = ..()
+	var/dwarf_hair = pick("Beard (Dwarf)", "Beard (Very Long)", "Beard (Long)") //beard roullette
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = C 
+	H.facial_hair_style = dwarf_hair
+	H.update_hair()
+	H.transform = H.transform.Scale(1, 0.8) //We use scale, and yeah. Dwarves can become gnomes with DWARFISM.
+	RegisterSignal(C, COMSIG_MOB_SAY, .proc/handle_speech) //We register handle_speech is being used.
+
+
+/datum/species/dwarf/on_species_loss(mob/living/carbon/H, datum/species/new_species)
+	. = ..()
+	H.transform = H.transform.Scale(1, 1.25) //And we undo it.
+	UnregisterSignal(H, COMSIG_MOB_SAY) //We register handle_speech is not being used.
+
+//Dwarf Name stuff
+/proc/dwarf_name() //hello caller: my name is urist mcuristurister
+	return "[pick(GLOB.dwarf_first)] [pick(GLOB.dwarf_last)]"
+
+/datum/species/dwarf/random_name(gender,unique,lastname)
+	return dwarf_name() //hello, ill return the value from dwarf_name proc to you when called.
+
+//Dwarf Speech handling - Basically a filter/forces them to say things. The IC helper
+/datum/species/dwarf/proc/handle_speech(datum/source, list/speech_args)
+	var/message = speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE]
+	if(message[1] != "*")
+		message = " [message]" //Credits to goonstation for the strings list.
+		var/list/dwarf_words = strings("dwarf_replacement.json", "dwarf") //thanks to regex too.
+
+		for(var/key in dwarf_words) //Theres like 1459 words or something man.
+			var/value = dwarf_words[key] //Thus they will always be in character.
+			if(islist(value)) //Whether they like it or not.
+				value = pick(value) //This could be drastically reduced if needed though.
+
+			message = replacetextEx(message, " [uppertext(key)]", " [uppertext(value)]")
+			message = replacetextEx(message, " [capitalize(key)]", " [capitalize(value)]")
+			message = replacetextEx(message, " [key]", " [value]") //Also its scottish.
+
+		if(prob(3))
+			message += pick(" By Armok!")
+	speech_args[SPEECH_MESSAGE] = trim(message)
+
+//This mostly exists because my testdwarf's liver died while trying to also not die due to no alcohol.
+/obj/item/organ/liver/dwarf
+	name = "dwarf liver"
+	icon_state = "liver"
+	desc = "A dwarven liver, theres something magical about seeing one of these up close."
+	alcohol_tolerance = 0 //dwarves really shouldn't be dying to alcohol.
+	toxTolerance = 5 //Shrugs off 5 units of toxins damage.
+	maxHealth = 150 //More health than the average liver, as you aren't going to be replacing this.
+	//If it does need replaced with a standard human liver, prepare for hell.
+
+//alcohol gland
+/obj/item/organ/dwarfgland
+	name = "dwarf alcohol gland"
+	icon_state = "plasma" //Yes this is a actual icon in icons/obj/surgery.dmi
+	desc = "A genetically engineered gland which is hopefully a step forward for humanity."
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	var/stored_alcohol = 250 //They start with 250 units, that ticks down and eventaully bad effects occur
+	var/max_alcohol = 500 //Max they can attain, easier than you think to OD on alcohol.
+	var/heal_rate = 0.5 //The rate they heal damages over 400 alcohol stored. Default is 0.5 so we times 3 since 3 seconds.
+	var/alcohol_rate = 0.25 //The rate the alcohol ticks down per each iteration of dwarf_eth_ticker completing.
+	//These count in on_life ticks which should be 2 seconds per every increment of 1 in a perfect world.
+	var/dwarf_filth_ticker = 0 //Currently set =< 4, that means this will fire the proc around every 4-8 seconds.
+	var/dwarf_eth_ticker = 0 //Currently set =< 1, that means this will fire the proc around every 2 seconds
+
+/obj/item/organ/dwarfgland/prepare_eat()
+	var/obj/S = ..()
+	S.reagents.add_reagent("ethanol", stored_alcohol/10)
+	return S
+
+/obj/item/organ/dwarfgland/on_life() //Primary loop to hook into to start delayed loops for other loops..
+	. = ..()
+	dwarf_cycle_ticker()
+
+//Handles the delayed tick cycle by just adding on increments per each on_life() tick
+/obj/item/organ/dwarfgland/proc/dwarf_cycle_ticker()
+	if(owner.stat == DEAD)
+		return //We make sure they are not dead, so they don't increment any tickers.
+	dwarf_eth_ticker++
+	dwarf_filth_ticker++
+	
+	if(dwarf_filth_ticker >= 4) //Should be around 4-8 seconds since a tick is around 2 seconds. 
+		dwarf_filth_cycle()		//On_life will adjust regarding other factors, so we are along for the ride.
+		dwarf_filth_ticker = 0 //We set the ticker back to 0 to go again.
+	if(dwarf_eth_ticker >= 1) //Alcohol reagent check should be around 2 seconds, since a tick is around 2 seconds.
+		dwarf_eth_cycle()
+		dwarf_eth_ticker = 0
+
+//If this still friggin uses too much CPU, I'll make a for view subsystem If I have to.
+/obj/item/organ/dwarfgland/proc/dwarf_filth_cycle()
+	if(!owner?.client || !owner?.mind)
+		return
+	//Filth Reactions - Since miasma now exists
+	var/filth_counter = 0 //Holder for the filth check cycle, basically contains how much filth dwarf sees numerically.
+	for(var/fuck in view(owner,7)) //hello byond for view loop.
+		if(istype(fuck, /mob/living/carbon/human))
+			var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = fuck
+			if(H.stat == DEAD || (HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_FAKEDEATH)))
+				filth_counter += 10
+		if(istype(fuck, /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood))
+			if(istype(fuck, /obj/effect/decal/cleanable/blood/gibs))
+				filth_counter += 1
+			else
+				filth_counter += 0.1
+		if(istype(fuck,/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/vomit)) //They are disgusted by their own vomit too.
+			filth_counter += 10 //Dwarves could technically chainstun each other in a vomit tantrum spiral.
+	switch(filth_counter)
+		if(11 to 25)
+			if(prob(25))
+				to_chat(owner, "<span class = 'danger'>Someone should really clean up in here!</span>")
+		if(26 to 50)
+			if(prob(30)) //Probability the message appears
+				to_chat(owner, "<span class = 'danger'>The stench makes you queasy.</span>")
+				if(prob(20)) //And then the probability they vomit along with it.
+					owner.vomit(20) //I think vomit should stay over a disgust adjustment.
+		if(51 to 75)
+			if(prob(35))
+				to_chat(owner, "<span class = 'danger'>By Armok! You won't be able to keep alcohol down at all!</span>")
+				if(prob(25))
+					owner.vomit(20) //Its more funny
+		if(76 to 100)
+			if(prob(40))
+				to_chat(owner, "<span class = 'userdanger'>You can't live in such FILTH!</span>")
+				if(prob(25))
+					owner.adjustToxLoss(10) //Now they start dying.
+					owner.vomit(20)
+		if(101 to INFINITY) //Now they will really start dying
+			if(prob(40))
+				to_chat(owner, "<span class = 'userdanger'> THERES TOO MUCH FILTH, OH GODS THE FILTH!</span>")
+				owner.adjustToxLoss(15)
+				owner.vomit(40)
+	CHECK_TICK //Check_tick right here, its motherfuckin magic. (To me at least)
+
+//Handles the dwarf alcohol cycle tied to on_life, it ticks in dwarf_cycle_ticker.
+/obj/item/organ/dwarfgland/proc/dwarf_eth_cycle()
+	//BOOZE POWER
+	for(var/datum/reagent/R in owner.reagents.reagent_list)
+		if(istype(R, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol))
+			var/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/E = R
+			stored_alcohol += (E.boozepwr / 50)
+			if(stored_alcohol > max_alcohol) //Dwarves technically start at 250 alcohol stored.
+				stored_alcohol = max_alcohol
+	var/heal_amt = heal_rate
+	stored_alcohol -= alcohol_rate //Subtracts alcohol_Rate from stored alcohol so EX: 250 - 0.25 per each loop that occurs.
+	if(stored_alcohol > 400) //If they are over 400 they start regenerating
+		owner.adjustBruteLoss(-heal_amt) //But its alcohol, there will be other issues here.
+		owner.adjustFireLoss(-heal_amt) //Unless they drink casually all the time.
+		owner.adjustOxyLoss(-heal_amt)
+		owner.adjustCloneLoss(-heal_amt) //Also they will probably get brain damage if thats a thing here.
+	if(prob(25))
+		switch(stored_alcohol)
+			if(0 to 24)
+				to_chat(owner, "<span class='userdanger'>DAMNATION INCARNATE, WHY AM I CURSED WITH THIS DRY-SPELL? I MUST DRINK.</span>")
+				owner.adjustToxLoss(35)
+			if(25 to 50)
+				to_chat(owner, "<span class='danger'>Oh DAMN, I need some brew!</span>")
+			if(51 to 75)
+				to_chat(owner, "<span class='warning'>Your body aches, you need to get ahold of some booze...</span>")
+			if(76 to 100)
+				to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>A pint of anything would really hit the spot right now.</span>")
+			if(101 to 150)
+				to_chat(owner, "<span class='notice'>You feel like you could use a good brew.</span>")
diff --git a/strings/dwarf_replacement.json b/strings/dwarf_replacement.json
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..2049c5ab26
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/dwarf_replacement.json
@@ -0,0 +1,1461 @@
+{
+
+    "dwarf": {
+ 		"ability": "abeelitie",
+ 		"about": "aboot",
+ 		"above": "abuin",
+ 		"abroad": "abraid",
+ 		"absorb": "drack",
+ 		"absorbing": "drackin'",
+ 		"absorbs": "dracks",
+ 		"accuse": "delate",
+ 		"accused": "delated",
+ 		"across": "athwart",
+ 		"act": "ect",
+ 		"acts": "ects",
+ 		"add": "eik",
+ 		"added": "eikit",
+ 		"adds": "eiks",
+ 		"admit": "admeet",
+ 		"admits": "admeets",
+ 		"afraid": "feart",
+ 		"africa": "afrikey",
+ 		"after": "efter",
+ 		"against": "agin",		 
+		"alarm": "alairm",
+ 		"ale": "yill",
+ 		"all": "a'",
+ 		"allow": "allou",
+ 		"almost": "naur",
+ 		"along": "yont",
+ 		"aloof": "abeich",
+ 		"aloud": "lood out",
+ 		"also": "an a'",
+ 		"always": "aye",
+ 		"amazed": "dumfoundert",
+ 		"america": "amerikie",
+ 		"amidst": "'midst",
+ 		"among": [
+			"'mang",
+			"amang"
+		],
+ 		"amount": [ 
+			"amoont",
+			 "feck"
+		],
+ 		"and": "an'",
+ 		"animal": "beist",
+ 		"animals": "beists",
+ 		"ankle": "cuit",
+ 		"ankles": "cuits",
+ 		"announce": "annoonce",
+ 		"announces": "annoonces",
+ 		"another": "anither",
+ 		"answered": "answert",
+ 		"ant": "eemock",
+ 		"ants": "eemocks",
+ 		"anxiety": "anxeeitie",
+ 		"any": "ony",
+ 		"anybody": "aebodie",
+ 		"apprentice": "prentice",
+ 		"apprentices": "prentices",
+ 		"are": "ar",
+ 		"aren't": "arena",
+ 		"arm": "airm",
+ 		"arrange": "dispone",
+ 		"arranged": "dispon'd",
+ 		"arranges": "dispones",
+ 		"arrest": "lift",
+ 		"arrested": "liftit",
+ 		"arrests": "lifts",
+ 		"arse": "erse",
+ 		"arses": "erses",
+ 		"artificial": "artifeicial",
+ 		"ash": "ase",
+ 		"ashes": "ase",
+ 		"aside": "ascient",
+ 		"ask": "aks",
+ 		"asked": "akst",
+ 		"asks": "aks",
+ 		"ass": "erse",
+ 		"asses": "erses",
+ 		"asshole": "hurdie",
+ 		"ate": "ett",
+ 		"aunt": "auntie",
+ 		"author": "owthor",
+ 		"awaken": "awauken",
+ 		"awakens": "awaukens",
+ 		"away": "awa",
+ 		"awful": "awfu",
+ 		"awfully": "awfy",
+ 		"awkward": "thrawart",
+ 		"awry": [
+			"aglae",
+			 "ajee"
+		],
+ 		"axe": "aix",
+ 		"axle": "aixle",
+ 		"back": "hint",
+ 		"bacon": "ham",
+ 		"bad": "ill",
+ 		"bags": "begs",
+ 		"bake": "bak",
+ 		"baked": "bakken",
+ 		"bakes": "baks",
+ 		"bald": "beld",
+ 		"ball": "baw",
+ 		"balls": "baws",
+ 		"bar": "baur",
+ 		"barber's": "baurber's",
+ 		"barber": "baurber",
+ 		"barbers": "baurbers",
+ 		"bastard": "bas",
+ 		"bat": "flichtermoose",
+ 		"baton": "rung",
+ 		"batons": "rungs",
+ 		"bats": "flichtermooses",
+ 		"beach": "foreland",
+ 		"beard": "bairds",
+ 		"beards": "bairds",
+ 		"beautiful": "bonnie",
+ 		"because": "kis",
+ 		"become": "set",
+ 		"becomes": "sets",
+ 		"bed": "scratcher",
+ 		"beds": "scratchers",
+ 		"bee's": "skep-bee's",
+ 		"bee": "skep-bee",
+ 		"bees": "skep-bees",
+ 		"beetle": "clock",
+ 		"beetles": "clocks",
+ 		"before": "afore",
+ 		"began": "begoud",
+ 		"being": "bein",
+ 		"belong": "belang",
+ 		"belonged": "belangit",
+ 		"belongs": "belangs",
+ 		"below": "ablo",
+ 		"beneath": "inunner",
+ 		"bent": "bowlt",
+ 		"besides": "forby",
+ 		"between": "atween",
+ 		"beware": "bewaur",
+ 		"bilberry": "blaeberry",
+ 		"bind": "thirl",
+ 		"binds": "thirls",
+ 		"bird": "burd",
+ 		"birds": "burdies",
+ 		"biscuit": "bannock",
+ 		"biscuits": "bannocks",
+ 		"bitch": "bick",
+ 		"bitches": "bicks",
+ 		"bitching": "bickerin'",
+ 		"bitter": "wersh",
+ 		"blackbird": "bleckie",
+ 		"blackbirds": "bleckies",
+ 		"blame": "wyse",
+ 		"blamed": "wysed",
+ 		"blames": "wyses",
+ 		"blast": "tout",
+ 		"blind": "blinnd",
+ 		"blood": "bluid",
+ 		"bloody": "bluidy",
+ 		"blue": "blae",
+ 		"boil": "bile",
+ 		"boils": "biles",
+ 		"bold": "bauld",
+ 		"bolder": "baulder",
+ 		"boldest": "bauldest",
+ 		"boldly": "baudly",
+ 		"bolt": "bowt",
+ 		"bone": "bane",
+ 		"bones": "banes",
+ 		"bony": "bainie",
+ 		"book": "beuk",
+ 		"books": "beuks",
+ 		"boot": "buit",
+ 		"borrow": "borrae",
+ 		"borrowed": "borraed",
+ 		"borrowing": "borrain'",
+ 		"borrows": "borraes",
+ 		"both": "baith",
+ 		"bother": "fash",
+ 		"box": [
+			"boax",
+			"kist"
+		],
+ 		"boy": "laddie",
+ 		"boys": "laddies",
+ 		"brawl": "brulyie",
+ 		"breath": "braith",
+ 		"brew": "broo",
+ 		"broad": "braid",
+ 		"broke": "bruck",
+ 		"broken": "brustit",
+ 		"brood": "bairntime",
+ 		"broom": "besom",
+ 		"brooms": "besoms",
+ 		"broth": "brose",
+ 		"brother's": "brither's",
+ 		"brother": "brither",
+ 		"brothers": "brithers",
+ 		"brown": "broon",
+ 		"bucket": "backit",
+ 		"buckets": "backits",
+ 		"build": "big",
+ 		"built": "biggit",
+ 		"bump": "bumfle",
+ 		"buried": "yirdit",
+ 		"burnt": "brunt",
+ 		"bury": "birrie",
+ 		"busy": "bizzie",
+ 		"butcher": "flesher",
+ 		"butt": "dowp",
+ 		"buttocks": "dowp",
+ 		"button": "gornal",
+ 		"buttons": "gornals",
+ 		"butts": "bahookies",
+ 		"by": "bi",
+ 		"call": "ca'",
+ 		"called": "caad",
+ 		"calls": "ca'",
+ 		"came": "cam",
+ 		"can't": "cannae",
+ 		"cap": "kaip",
+ 		"caps": "kaips",
+ 		"captain's": "chief's",
+ 		"captain": "chief",
+ 		"car": "caur",
+ 		"card": "kerd",
+ 		"cards": "kerds",
+ 		"careful": "canny",
+ 		"careless": "feckless",
+ 		"carpenter": "jyner",
+ 		"carpenters": "jyners",
+ 		"carpet": "cairpet",
+ 		"carried": "cairiet",
+ 		"carries": "cairies",
+ 		"carry": "cairie",
+ 		"cart": "cairt",
+ 		"cash": "clink",
+ 		"cat's": "cheetie's",
+ 		"cat": "cheetie",
+ 		"catch": "kep",
+ 		"catched": "keppit",
+ 		"cats": "cheeties",
+ 		"caught": "keppit",
+ 		"cause": "gar",
+ 		"caused": "gart",
+ 		"certainly": "fairly",
+ 		"chance": "chaunce",
+ 		"chances": "chaunces",
+ 		"change": "chynge",
+ 		"changed": "chynged",
+ 		"changeling": "chyngelin'",
+ 		"chatter": "blether",
+ 		"cheer": "chear",
+ 		"cheerful": "chearfu'",
+ 		"cheerless": "chearless",
+ 		"cheers": "chears",
+ 		"cheery": "cheary",
+ 		"chest": "kist",
+ 		"chests": "kist",
+ 		"chick": "pout",
+ 		"chicks": "pouts",
+ 		"child": "bairn",
+ 		"chilly": "snell",
+ 		"chimney": "chimley",
+ 		"chimneys": "chimleys",
+ 		"choose": "chuise",
+ 		"chooses": "chuises",
+ 		"chosen": "chuist",
+ 		"christmas": "Yule",
+ 		"chunk": "dod",
+ 		"chunks": "dods",
+ 		"church": "kirk",
+ 		"cigarette": "baccie",
+ 		"cigarettes": "baccies",
+ 		"city": "ceity",
+ 		"clean": "clane",
+ 		"cloth": "cloot",
+ 		"clothes": "claes",
+ 		"cold": "cauld",
+ 		"comb": "kaim",
+ 		"commotion": "stramash",
+ 		"concerning": "anent",
+ 		"consider": "see",
+ 		"conspicuous": "kenspeckle",
+ 		"cool": "cuil",
+ 		"corner": "neuk",
+ 		"correctly": "swash",
+ 		"cosy": "codgie",
+ 		"cottage": "but and ben",
+ 		"cough": "hoast",
+ 		"could": "coud",
+ 		"couldn't": "coudnae",
+ 		"couldnt": "coudnae",
+ 		"country": "kintra",
+ 		"cow": "coo",
+ 		"crate": "kist",
+ 		"crates": "kists",
+ 		"creak": "jarg",
+ 		"creaked": "jarg'd",
+ 		"creaking": "jargin'",
+ 		"creaks": "jargs",
+ 		"creature": "cretter",
+ 		"creatures": "cretters",
+ 		"cries": "girns",
+ 		"critter": "cretter",
+ 		"critters": "cretters",
+ 		"crooked": "cruikit",
+ 		"crow": "corbie",
+ 		"crowbar": "louder",
+ 		"crowbars": "louders",
+ 		"crowd": "byke",
+ 		"cruel": "fell",
+ 		"crush": "brousle",
+ 		"crusher": "brousler",
+ 		"cry": "greet",
+ 		"crying": "greetin",
+ 		"cuff": "shackle",
+ 		"cuffed": "shackled",
+ 		"cuffing": "shackling",
+ 		"cuffs": "shangies",
+ 		"cup": "tassie",
+ 		"cut": "sned",
+ 		"cute": "gainin",
+ 		"cuts": "sneds",
+ 		"cutters": "sheers",
+ 		"daft": "dunderheided",
+ 		"damage": "skaith",
+ 		"dare": "daur",
+ 		"dared": "durst",
+ 		"daren't": "daurnae",
+ 		"darent": "daurnae",
+ 		"dares": "daurs",
+ 		"dark": "daurk",
+ 		"darken": "daurken",
+ 		"dawn": "cockcrow",
+ 		"dead": "deid",
+ 		"deaf": "deif",
+ 		"deafen": "deave",
+ 		"death": "dead",
+ 		"deaths": "deads",
+ 		"delightful": "lichtsome",
+ 		"delve": "del",
+ 		"deny": "forsay",
+ 		"depressed": "dumpie",
+ 		"describe": "descrive",
+ 		"devil": "de'il",
+ 		"didn't": "didnae",
+ 		"didnt": "didnae",
+ 		"die": "dee",
+ 		"died": "dee'd",
+ 		"dies": "dees",
+ 		"difficult": "difeecult",
+ 		"dig": "howk",
+ 		"directed": "airtit",
+ 		"directions": "airts",
+ 		"dirty": "clarty",
+ 		"discover": "diskiver",
+ 		"discovered": "diskiver'd",
+ 		"discovers": "diskivers",
+ 		"disgust": [
+			"sconner",
+			"scunner"
+		],
+ 		"disgusting": "scunnersome",
+ 		"dishonest": "unhonest",
+ 		"dive": "dyve",
+ 		"dives": "dyves",
+ 		"diving": "dyvin'",
+ 		"do": "dae",
+ 		"does": "dis",
+ 		"dog": [
+			"dug",
+			"tyke"
+		],
+ 		"dogs": "tykes",
+ 		"don't": "dinnae",
+ 		"done": "duin",
+ 		"dont": "dinnae",
+ 		"doom": "deim",
+ 		"doomed": "deim'd",
+ 		"door": "dorr",
+ 		"doors": "dorrs",
+ 		"doubt": "dout",
+ 		"doubted": "doutit",
+ 		"doubting": "doutin'",
+ 		"doubts": "douts",
+ 		"dough": "daugh",
+ 		"dove": "doo",
+ 		"down": "doun",
+ 		"downfall": "dounfaa",
+ 		"downtrodden": "dounhauden",
+ 		"drain": "stank",
+ 		"dread": "dreid",
+ 		"dream": "draim",
+ 		"dreams": "draims",
+ 		"drew": "draw",
+ 		"drink": "beb",
+ 		"drinks": "bebs",
+ 		"drip": "dreep",
+ 		"drive": "caw",
+ 		"drone": "bum",
+ 		"drones": "bums",
+ 		"drop": "drap",
+ 		"drown": "droun",
+ 		"drowned": "drount",
+ 		"drowning": "drounin'",
+ 		"drowns": "drouns",
+ 		"drug": "drog",
+ 		"drugs": "drogs",
+ 		"drunk": "drunken",
+ 		"drunkard": "sot",
+ 		"dry": "freuch",
+ 		"duck": "dook",
+ 		"ducked": "douked",
+ 		"dusk": "gloaming",
+ 		"dust": "stoor",
+ 		"dusty": "stourie",
+ 		"dwell": "wone",
+ 		"dying": "diein'",
+ 		"each": "ilk",
+ 		"eagle": [
+			"aigle",
+			"earn"
+		],
+ 		"eagles": "earns",
+ 		"ear": "lug",
+ 		"early": "earlie",
+ 		"earth": "yird",
+ 		"east": "aist",
+ 		"eastern": "eastlin",
+ 		"easternmost": "eastmaist",
+ 		"eastmost": "eastmaist",
+ 		"eastward": "aistart",
+ 		"eat": "aet",
+ 		"eaten": "etten",
+ 		"eats": "aets",
+ 		"eden": "aidin",
+ 		"edinburgh": "auld reekie",
+ 		"eight": "eighct",
+ 		"eighteen": "aughten",
+ 		"else": "ense",
+ 		"empty": [
+			"empie",
+			"toom"
+		],
+ 		"end": "en",
+ 		"endure": "thole",
+ 		"engine's": "ingine's",
+ 		"engine": "ingine",
+ 		"engineer's": "ingineer's",
+ 		"engineer": "ingineer",
+ 		"engineers'": "ingineers'",
+ 		"engineers": "ingineers",
+ 		"engines": "ingines",
+ 		"english": "soothron",
+ 		"enough's": "eneuch's",
+ 		"enough": "eneuch",
+ 		"equal": "match",
+ 		"escaped": "gat awa",
+ 		"eternal": "ayebidin",
+ 		"even": "e'en",
+ 		"evening": "e'en",
+ 		"ever": "iver",
+ 		"every": "ilka",
+ 		"everything": "iveriehott",
+ 		"everywhere": "aa wey",
+ 		"ewe": "yowe",
+ 		"example": "ensaumple",
+ 		"extraordinarily": "unco",
+ 		"extremely": "unco",
+ 		"eye": "ee",
+ 		"eyebrow": "e'ebrie",
+ 		"eyebrows": "e'ebries",
+ 		"eyes": "een",
+ 		"fall": "fa'",
+ 		"fallen": "fa'n",
+ 		"falling": "faain",
+ 		"falls": "fa's",
+ 		"false": "fause",
+ 		"family": "faimly",
+ 		"far": "faur",
+ 		"fart": "pump",
+ 		"farther": "faurer",
+ 		"farts": "pumps",
+ 		"father": "faither",
+ 		"fault": [
+			"blame",
+			"faut"
+		],
+ 		"faults": "fauts",
+ 		"feeble": "doweless",
+ 		"feed": "beet",
+ 		"fellow": "chiel",
+ 		"fetch": "fuish",
+ 		"fetched": "fuishen",
+ 		"fetches": "fuishes",
+ 		"few": "puckle",
+ 		"fight": "fecht",
+ 		"fill": "ful",
+ 		"filled": "fult",
+ 		"find": "fin",
+ 		"fine": "braw",
+ 		"finely": "brawlie",
+ 		"fish": "fush",
+ 		"flake": "flichan",
+ 		"flakes": "flichans",
+ 		"flap": "flaff",
+ 		"flapped": "flaff'd",
+ 		"flapping": "flaffin",
+ 		"flaps": "flaffs",
+ 		"flea": "flaich",
+ 		"fleas": "flaich",
+ 		"flood": "speat",
+ 		"flour": "floor",
+ 		"flown": "flewn",
+ 		"flutter": "flitter",
+ 		"fluttered": "flittered",
+ 		"fluttering": "flittering",
+ 		"flutters": "flitter",
+ 		"fly": "flee",
+ 		"foam": "faem",
+ 		"folk": "fowk",
+ 		"food": "fuid",
+ 		"foot": "fuit",
+ 		"for": "fur",
+ 		"forget": "forgit",
+ 		"forgets": "forgits",
+ 		"forgive": "forgie",
+ 		"forgives": "forgies",
+ 		"forgot": "forgat",
+ 		"forsake": "forhou",
+ 		"forward": "forrit",
+ 		"fought": "feuchen",
+ 		"foul": "fyle",
+ 		"found": "funnd",
+ 		"four": "fower",
+ 		"fox": "tod",
+ 		"friend": "pal",
+ 		"friends": "mukkers",
+ 		"from": "fae",
+ 		"front": "foreside",
+ 		"frown": "glunch",
+ 		"frowned": "glunch'd",
+ 		"full": "stowed oot",
+ 		"fumble": "ficher",
+ 		"fumbled": "ficher'd",
+ 		"fumbles": "fichers",
+ 		"further": "farder",
+ 		"furthest": "benmaist",
+ 		"fussy": "fykie",
+ 		"gate": "yett",
+ 		"get": "git",
+ 		"gets": "gits",
+ 		"ghost": "ghaist",
+ 		"ghostdrone": "ghaistbum",
+ 		"ghostdrones": "ghaistbums",
+ 		"ghosts": "ghaists",
+ 		"gibberish": "blethers",
+ 		"girl": "lassie",
+ 		"girls": "lassies ",
+ 		"give": "gie",
+ 		"given": "gied",
+ 		"gives": "gies",
+ 		"glare": "glower",
+ 		"glared": "glower'd",
+ 		"glove": "gluive",
+ 		"gloves": "gluives",
+ 		"glow": "glowe",
+ 		"glows": "glowes",
+ 		"go": "gae",
+ 		"goat": "gait",
+ 		"goats": "gaits",
+ 		"goes": "gaes",
+ 		"going": "gaein",
+ 		"gone": "gaen",
+ 		"good": [
+			"braw",
+			"guid"
+		],
+ 		"goodbye": "fare ye weel",
+ 		"gosh": "jings",
+ 		"got": "gat",
+ 		"grandmother": "aulddame",
+ 		"great": [
+			"braw",
+			"stoatin"
+		],
+ 		"grin": "gandge",
+ 		"grip": "yoke",
+ 		"groin": "lisk",
+ 		"grow": "growe",
+ 		"grown": "growed",
+ 		"grows": "growes",
+ 		"guard": "waird",
+ 		"guess": "jalouse",
+ 		"guest": "caa'er",
+ 		"guests": "caa'ers",
+ 		"had": "haed",
+ 		"hadn't": "haednae",
+ 		"hadnt": "haednae",
+ 		"haggling": "priggin",
+ 		"half": "hauf",
+ 		"halfwit": "haiverel",
+ 		"halfwits": "haiverel",
+ 		"hall": "haa",
+ 		"halt": "stoppit",
+ 		"hammer": "haimer",
+ 		"hammers": "haimers",
+ 		"hand": "haun",
+ 		"handcuff": "haundshackle",
+ 		"handcuffed": "haundshackled",
+ 		"handcuffing": "haundshackling",
+ 		"handcuffs": "shangies",
+ 		"handle": "haunnle",
+ 		"hands": "hauns",
+ 		"hang": "hing",
+ 		"happy": "blythe",
+ 		"hard": "haurd",
+ 		"hardly": "haurdlie",
+ 		"harm": "skaith",
+ 		"harvest": "hairst",
+ 		"harvests": "hairsts",
+ 		"have": "hae",
+ 		"haven't": "hinna",
+ 		"havent": "hinna",
+ 		"head": "heid",
+ 		"healthy": "brosie",
+ 		"heard": "haurd",
+ 		"heart": "hert",
+ 		"hearty": "herty",
+ 		"hedgehog": "hurchin",
+ 		"hedgehogs": "hurchins",
+ 		"hello": "hullo",
+ 		"helmet": "helm",
+ 		"helmets": "helms",
+ 		"help": "hulp",
+ 		"helped": "helpit",
+ 		"hen": "chuck",
+ 		"hens": "chucks",
+ 		"hid": "dern'd",
+ 		"hidden": "dern'd",
+ 		"hide": "dern",
+ 		"hides": "derns",
+ 		"high": "hie",
+ 		"highest": "hiest",
+ 		"highland": "hielan'",
+ 		"highlands": "hielands",
+ 		"hit": "clout",
+ 		"hits": "clouts",
+ 		"hoarse": "hersh",
+ 		"holy": "halie",
+ 		"home": "hame",
+ 		"honey": "hinnie",
+ 		"hope": "houpe",
+ 		"hopes": "houpes",
+ 		"horrible": "gruesome",
+ 		"hot": "het",
+ 		"house": "hoose",
+ 		"how": "howfur",
+ 		"howl": "yowl",
+ 		"howled": "yowled",
+ 		"howling": "yowling",
+ 		"howls": "yowls",
+ 		"hungry": "hungert",
+ 		"husband": "guidman",
+ 		"husbands": "guidmen",
+ 		"idea": "conceit",
+ 		"ideas": "conceits",
+ 		"idiot": "eejit",
+ 		"idiots": "eejits",
+ 		"ill": "unweel",
+		"im": "a'm",
+		"i'm": "a'm",
+ 		"import": "inbring",
+ 		"incantation": "cantrip",
+ 		"incantations": "cantrips",
+ 		"industrious": "eydent",
+ 		"infinite": "mairchless",
+ 		"inject": "jag",
+ 		"injected": "jagit",
+ 		"injection": "jag",
+ 		"injections": "jag",
+ 		"insect": "beastie",
+ 		"insects": "beasties",
+ 		"inside": "inby",
+ 		"into": "intae",
+ 		"ireland": "airlan",
+ 		"island": "islan",
+ 		"islands": "islans",
+ 		"isn't": "isna",
+ 		"isnt": "isna",
+ 		"issue": "aishan",
+ 		"it's": "hit's",
+ 		"it": "hit",
+ 		"its": "hits",
+ 		"jar": "jaur",
+ 		"jars": "jaurs",
+ 		"jig's": "jeeg's",
+ 		"jig": "jeeg",
+ 		"jigs": "jeegs",
+ 		"join": "jine",
+ 		"jolly": "waulie",
+ 		"judge": "juidge",
+ 		"judged": "juidgit",
+ 		"judges": "juidges",
+ 		"jump": "loup",
+ 		"jumped": "lowpen",
+ 		"jumping": "loupin",
+ 		"jumpsuit's": "carsakie's",
+ 		"jumpsuit": "carsackie",
+ 		"jumpsuits": "carsakies",
+ 		"just": "jist",
+ 		"kept": "keepit",
+ 		"killed": "kilt",
+ 		"kind": "kin",
+ 		"kindly": "kin'ly",
+ 		"kitchen": "keetchin",
+ 		"know": "ken",
+ 		"known": "kent",
+ 		"knows": "ken",
+ 		"laid": "leen",
+ 		"lake": "loch",
+ 		"lakes": "lochs",
+ 		"land": "lan",
+ 		"large": "muckle",
+ 		"last": "lest",
+ 		"lasted": "lestit",
+ 		"lasts": "lests",
+ 		"lawyer": "lawer",
+ 		"lawyers": "lawers",
+ 		"lay": "lee",
+ 		"lazy": "thowless",
+ 		"leap": "loup",
+ 		"leaping": "loupin",
+ 		"leapt": "lowpen",
+ 		"learn": "lairn",
+ 		"learned": "lairnt",
+ 		"learns": "lairns",
+ 		"leave": "lea'",
+ 		"lend": "len",
+ 		"length": "lenth",
+ 		"lengths": "lenths",
+ 		"let": "lat",
+ 		"letter": "screive",
+ 		"liar": "leear",
+ 		"liars": "leears",
+ 		"lie": "lee",
+ 		"lifted": "liftit",
+ 		"light": "licht",
+ 		"lightning": "fire-flaucht",
+ 		"like": "lik",
+ 		"liked": "likit",
+ 		"limp": "hirple",
+ 		"liquor": "spunkie",
+ 		"list": "leet",
+ 		"little": "wee",
+ 		"live": "bide",
+ 		"lived": "bade",
+ 		"lively": "birkie",
+ 		"lives": "bides",
+ 		"load": "lade",
+ 		"loaded": "laden",
+ 		"loading": "laden'",
+ 		"loads": "lades",
+ 		"lobster": "lapster",
+ 		"lobsters": "lapsters",
+ 		"long": "lang",
+ 		"look": "leuk",
+ 		"looked": "leukit",
+ 		"looks": "leuks",
+ 		"lore": "lear",
+ 		"lose": "tyne",
+ 		"loses": "tynes",
+ 		"lost": "tint",
+ 		"lot": "wheen",
+ 		"loud": "lood",
+ 		"louse": "cootie",
+ 		"love": "loo",
+ 		"loved": "loo'd",
+ 		"loves": "loos",
+ 		"loving": "looin",
+ 		"low": "wee",
+ 		"lowest": "blomaist",
+ 		"lump": "dod",
+ 		"made": "makkit",
+ 		"magic": "glammerie",
+ 		"make": "mak",
+ 		"man": "jimmy",
+ 		"manure": "aidle",
+ 		"many": "mony",
+ 		"married": "merrit",
+ 		"may": "can",
+ 		"maybe": "mibbie",
+ 		"meat": "flesh",
+ 		"merchant's": "packman's",
+ 		"merchant": "packman",
+ 		"merchants'": "packmens'",
+ 		"merchants": "packmen",
+ 		"mess": "fankle",
+ 		"mice": "myce",
+ 		"might": "micht",
+ 		"mightn't": "michtna",
+ 		"mightnt": "michtna",
+ 		"milk": "mulk",
+ 		"min": "min'",
+ 		"mine": "mines",
+ 		"mire": "glaur",
+ 		"mischeivous": "ill-trickit",
+ 		"miss": "tyne",
+ 		"misses": "tynes",
+ 		"missing": "amissin",
+ 		"mistake": "mistak",
+ 		"mistaken": "mistaen",
+ 		"mixture": "mixtur",
+ 		"mole": "mowdiewarp",
+ 		"moles": "mowdiewarps",
+ 		"money": "clink",
+ 		"monkey": "puggie",
+ 		"monkeys": "puggies",
+ 		"monkies": "puggies",
+ 		"moor": "muir",
+ 		"more": "mair",
+ 		"moron": "baw juggler",
+ 		"morons": "dunderheids",
+ 		"most": "maist",
+ 		"moth": "blinnd-bat",
+ 		"mother": "maw",
+ 		"moths": "blinnd-bats",
+ 		"mountain": "ben",
+ 		"mountains": "bens",
+ 		"mouse": "moose",
+ 		"moustache": "mouser",
+ 		"moustaches": "mousers",
+ 		"mouth": "gob",
+ 		"move": "flit",
+ 		"moved": "flittit",
+ 		"moves": "flits",
+ 		"much": "muckle",
+ 		"muddled": "doited",
+ 		"music": "muisic",
+ 		"must": "maun",
+ 		"mustache": "mouser",
+ 		"mustaches": "mousers",
+ 		"mustn't": "maunna",
+ 		"mustnt": "maunna",
+ 		"my": "ma",
+ 		"myself": "masel",
+ 		"naked": "nakit",
+ 		"nanotrasen": "nanotraisen",
+ 		"natural": "naitral",
+ 		"nature": "naitur",
+ 		"near": "naur",
+ 		"nearer": "naurer",
+ 		"nearest": "naurmaist",
+ 		"needed": "needit",
+ 		"needn't": "needna",
+ 		"neednt": "needna",
+ 		"neither": "nane",
+ 		"nestle": "coorie",
+ 		"never": "ne'er",
+ 		"news": "bizz",
+ 		"next": "neist",
+ 		"nice": "crakin",
+ 		"night": "nicht",
+ 		"nights": "nichts",
+ 		"nit": "cootie",
+ 		"no": "nae",
+ 		"none": "nane",
+ 		"nonsense": [
+			"haivers",
+ 		 	"havers",
+			"pish"
+		],
+ 		"north": "nor",
+ 		"northern": "norlins",
+ 		"northernmost": "normaist",
+ 		"northmost": "normasit",
+ 		"not": "no",
+ 		"nothing": "hee haw",
+ 		"now": "nou",
+ 		"number": "hantle",
+ 		"numbers": "hantles",
+ 		"oak": "aik",
+ 		"oat": "aits",
+ 		"oats": "aits",
+ 		"obliged": "behauden",
+ 		"of": "o'",
+ 		"off": "aff",
+ 		"officer": "boaby",
+ 		"officers": "boabies",
+ 		"often": "aften",
+ 		"oh": "och",
+ 		"oil": "ile",
+ 		"old": "auld",
+ 		"once": "yinst",
+ 		"one": "ane",
+ 		"onion": "ingan",
+ 		"onions": "ingans",
+ 		"opened": "opent",
+ 		"opposite": "forgain",
+ 		"oppressed": "dounhauden",
+ 		"other": "ither",
+ 		"our": "oor",
+ 		"ourselves": "oorsels",
+ 		"out": "oot",
+ 		"outside": "ootside",
+ 		"oven": "uin",
+ 		"ovens": "uins",
+ 		"over": "oot ower",
+ 		"owe": "awe",
+ 		"owes": "awes",
+ 		"owl": "howlet",
+ 		"owls": "howlets",
+ 		"own": "ain",
+ 		"owned": "awned",
+ 		"owns": "awns",
+ 		"painting": "pentin",
+ 		"pale": "peely-wally",
+ 		"pants": "trews",
+ 		"parcel": "paircel",
+ 		"parched": "drouchtit",
+ 		"park": "pairk",
+ 		"part": "pairt",
+ 		"parted": "pairted",
+ 		"partial": "pairtial",
+ 		"parts": "pairts",
+ 		"path": "pad",
+ 		"pebble": [
+			"chuckie",
+			"chuckie-stane"
+		 ],
+ 		"pebbles": "chuckie-stanes",
+ 		"pee": "strone",
+ 		"peed": "stroned",
+ 		"pees": "strones",
+ 		"people": "fowk",
+ 		"person": "chiel",
+ 		"pet": "daut",
+ 		"pets": "dauts",
+ 		"petted": "dautit",
+ 		"petting": "dautin'",
+ 		"phantom": "bogle",
+ 		"phone": "phane",
+ 		"phones": "phanes",
+ 		"picture": "pictur",
+ 		"pictures": "picturs",
+ 		"pierce": "thirl",
+ 		"pigeon": "doo",
+ 		"piss": "pish",
+ 		"pissed": "pished",
+ 		"pisses": "pishes",
+ 		"place": "stell",
+ 		"placed": "stellt",
+ 		"places": "airts",
+ 		"play": "daff",
+ 		"played": "dafft",
+ 		"plays": "daffs",
+ 		"pocket": "pooch",
+ 		"pockets": "pooches",
+ 		"point": "pynt",
+ 		"pointed": "pynted",
+ 		"points": "pynt",
+ 		"poison": "pushion",
+ 		"poisoned": "pushionit",
+ 		"poisoning": "pushionin'",
+ 		"poisons": "pushions",
+ 		"poke": "powk",
+ 		"poked": "powkit",
+ 		"pokes": "powks",
+ 		"poking": "powkin'",
+ 		"police": "polis",
+ 		"poo": "keech",
+ 		"pool": "puil",
+ 		"poor": "pair",
+ 		"position": "poseetion",
+ 		"potato": "tattie",
+ 		"potatoes": "tatties",
+ 		"powder": "pouther",
+ 		"power": "pouer",
+ 		"present": "praisent",
+ 		"pretty": "bonny",
+ 		"prick": "jag",
+ 		"pricked": "jagit",
+ 		"pricks": "jags",
+ 		"probably": "likelie",
+ 		"proof": "prief",
+ 		"properly": "swash",
+ 		"proud": "prood",
+ 		"prove": "pruve",
+ 		"proved": "pruved",
+ 		"proves": "pruves",
+ 		"pub": "inns",
+ 		"puddle": "dub",
+ 		"pull": "pu'",
+ 		"pulled": "pu'd",
+ 		"pulls": "pu's",
+ 		"punch": "batter",
+ 		"punches": "batters",
+ 		"push": "pouss",
+ 		"pushed": "poussit",
+ 		"pushes": "pouss'",
+ 		"pushing": "poussin'",
+ 		"put": "pat",
+ 		"puts": "pits",
+ 		"quiet": "weesht",
+ 		"quit": "quitten",
+ 		"quite": "fair",
+ 		"rain": "smirr",
+ 		"ran": "run",
+ 		"raspberry": "rasp",
+ 		"rat": "rottan",
+ 		"rather": "raither",
+ 		"raven": "raen",
+ 		"real": "rael",
+ 		"reaper": "shearer",
+ 		"reason": "raison",
+ 		"reasons": "raisons",
+ 		"red": "rid",
+ 		"remember": "mind",
+ 		"replied": "reponed",
+ 		"reply": "repone",
+ 		"resident": "indwaller",
+ 		"residents": "indwallers",
+ 		"resign": "demit",
+ 		"retch": "boak",
+ 		"retches": "boaks",
+ 		"ridge": "rig",
+ 		"ridges": "rigs",
+ 		"right": "richt",
+ 		"roar": "rair",
+ 		"roared": "rair't",
+ 		"roars": "rairs",
+ 		"rob": "rab",
+ 		"room": "chaummer",
+ 		"root": "ruit",
+ 		"rope": "raip",
+ 		"rubber": "cahoutchie",
+ 		"ruffle": "tousle",
+ 		"run": "rin",
+ 		"rural": "landwart",
+ 		"rush": "breeshle",
+ 		"rust": "roust",
+ 		"sad": "dowie",
+ 		"said": "sayed",
+ 		"scare": "scaur",
+ 		"scariest": "skeeriest",
+ 		"scary": "scaury",
+ 		"school": "schuil",
+ 		"scientific": "scienteefic",
+ 		"scissors": "sheers",
+ 		"scold": "scaud",
+ 		"scone": "bannock",
+ 		"scorch": "birsle",
+ 		"scowl": "scoul",
+ 		"scowls": "scouls",
+ 		"scratch": "scart",
+ 		"scream": "skriegh",
+ 		"screaming": "skrieghin'",
+ 		"screams": "skreighs",
+ 		"seal": "cowan",
+ 		"seals": "cowans",
+ 		"sec": "polis",
+ 		"second": "saicont",
+ 		"security": "polis",
+ 		"seem": "kythe",
+ 		"seemed": "kythed",
+ 		"seems": "kythes",
+ 		"separate": "twyne",
+ 		"servant": "skivvy",
+ 		"seven": "sieven",
+ 		"shake": "shak",
+ 		"shaken": "shakit",
+ 		"shakes": "shaks",
+ 		"shall": "sall",
+ 		"shell": "sheel",
+ 		"shelter": "bield",
+ 		"sherrif": "shirra",
+ 		"shivering": "ourie",
+ 		"shoes": "shoon",
+ 		"shook": [
+			"shakit",
+			"sheuk"
+		],
+ 		"shop": "shap",
+ 		"shopping": "messages",
+ 		"shops": "shaps",
+ 		"should": "shoud",
+ 		"shouldn't": "shoudna",
+ 		"shouldnt": "shoudna",
+ 		"shovel": "shool",
+ 		"shovels": "shools",
+ 		"shrunken": "cruppen",
+ 		"shy": "blate",
+ 		"sicken": "scunner",
+ 		"sickening": "scunnersome",
+ 		"sigh": "sech",
+ 		"sighs": "soughs",
+ 		"silver": "sillar",
+ 		"singed": "singet",
+ 		"skip": "fimmer",
+ 		"skips": "fimmers",
+ 		"slap": "clout",
+ 		"slaps": "clouts",
+ 		"slept": "sleepit",
+ 		"slid": "slidden",
+ 		"slip": "slup",
+ 		"slippery": "slidie",
+ 		"slips": "slups",
+ 		"slope": "brae",
+ 		"sly": "slee",
+ 		"smack": "skelp",
+ 		"smacks": "skelps",
+ 		"small": "wee",
+ 		"smart": "snap",
+ 		"smile": "smirk",
+ 		"smiles": "smous",
+ 		"smoke": "reek",
+ 		"smoked": "reekit",
+ 		"smokes": "reeks",
+ 		"smoking": "reekin'",
+ 		"sneeze": "sneesh",
+ 		"snow": "snaw",
+ 		"snowflake": "pyle",
+ 		"so": "sae",
+ 		"soap": "saip",
+ 		"sold": "selt",
+ 		"some": "som",
+ 		"someone": "a bodie",
+ 		"sometimes": "whyles",
+ 		"somewhat": "fair",
+ 		"song": "sang",
+ 		"songs": "sangs",
+ 		"soothe": "dill",
+ 		"sore": "sair",
+ 		"sound": "soond",
+ 		"sounded": "soonded",
+ 		"sounds": "soonds",
+ 		"soup": "broo",
+ 		"south": "sooth",
+ 		"southern": "soothron",
+ 		"southernmost": "soothmaist",
+ 		"southmost": "soothmaist",
+ 		"spacemas": "Yule",
+ 		"sparkle": "glint",
+ 		"sparkled": "glintit",
+ 		"sparkles": "glints",
+ 		"sparkling": "begesserant",
+ 		"spat": "sputten",
+ 		"speak": "spaek",
+ 		"speaks": "spaeks",
+ 		"spelled": "spellt",
+ 		"spider": "speeder",
+ 		"spin": "birl",
+ 		"spine": "rig",
+ 		"spines": "rigs",
+ 		"spinning": "birlin'",
+ 		"spins": "birls",
+ 		"spit": "speet",
+ 		"spoil": "blaud",
+ 		"spoils": "blauds",
+ 		"spoke": "spak",
+ 		"spoon": "spuin",
+ 		"squeal": "squyle",
+ 		"squint": "skelly",
+ 		"stagger": "stoiter",
+ 		"staggered": "stoiter'd",
+ 		"staggers": "stoiters",
+ 		"stand": "staun",
+ 		"star": "starn",
+ 		"stare": "gove",
+ 		"stared": "glourt",
+ 		"stares": "goves",
+ 		"stars": "starns",
+ 		"start": "stert",
+ 		"started": "stertit",
+ 		"starts": "sterts",
+ 		"stay": "bide",
+ 		"stays": "bides",
+ 		"stead": "steid",
+ 		"stench": "bowf",
+ 		"stiff": "stechie",
+ 		"still": "yet",
+ 		"stink": "bowf",
+ 		"stinks": "bowfs",
+ 		"stir": "steer",
+ 		"stirs": "steers",
+ 		"stole": "stealt",
+ 		"stolen": "stown",
+ 		"stomach": "wame",
+ 		"stone": "stane",
+ 		"stones": "stanes",
+ 		"stopped": "stoppit",
+ 		"stout": "stoot",
+ 		"stream": "burn",
+ 		"stretch": "streek",
+ 		"stretched": "streekit",
+ 		"stretches": "streeks",
+ 		"striped": "strippit",
+ 		"stroll": "daunder",
+ 		"struck": "strak",
+ 		"stuck": "stickit",
+ 		"stuff": "stech",
+ 		"stumble": "doiter",
+ 		"stumbled": "stoited",
+ 		"stumbles": "doiters",
+ 		"stunned": "donnert",
+ 		"stupid": "glaikit",
+ 		"such": "sic",
+ 		"sunset": "sindoun",
+ 		"suppose": "daursay",
+ 		"sure": "shuir",
+ 		"surely": "shuirlie",
+ 		"swallow": "swallae",
+ 		"swallowed": "swallae'd",
+ 		"swallows": "swallaes",
+ 		"swarm": "byke",
+ 		"swear": "sweir",
+ 		"sweared": "sweired",
+ 		"swearing": "sweiring",
+ 		"swears": "sweirs",
+ 		"swell": "swall",
+ 		"swelled": "swall'd",
+ 		"table": "boord",
+ 		"tables": "boords",
+ 		"tadpole": "poweheid",
+ 		"take": "tak",
+ 		"taken": "taen",
+ 		"takes": "taks",
+ 		"talk": "tauk",
+ 		"tangled": "tousled",
+ 		"taste": "pree",
+ 		"tasted": "pree'd",
+ 		"tasteless": "warsh",
+ 		"tastes": "prees",
+ 		"tavern": "inns",
+ 		"terrible": "tairible",
+ 		"than": "nor",
+ 		"thank": "thenk",
+ 		"that": "thon",
+ 		"the": "th'",
+ 		"their": "thair",
+ 		"theirs": "thairs",
+ 		"them": "thaim",
+ 		"themselves": "thairsels",
+ 		"then": "than",
+ 		"there's": "thonder's",
+ 		"there": "thonder",
+ 		"they": "thay",
+ 		"thirst": "drouth",
+ 		"thirsts": "drouths",
+ 		"thirsty": "drouthy",
+ 		"those": "they",
+ 		"thought": "thocht",
+ 		"thousand": "thoosan",
+ 		"thousands": "thoosans",
+ 		"thousandth": "thoosant",
+ 		"thrashed": "thruishen",
+ 		"thrilled": "thirl'd",
+ 		"throat": "thrapple",
+ 		"through": "throu'",
+ 		"thundering": "dunderin",
+ 		"tidy": "doss",
+ 		"tingle": "fissle",
+ 		"tiny": [
+			"tottie",
+			"toty"
+		],
+ 		"to": "tae",
+ 		"tobacco": "baccie",
+ 		"today": "th'day",
+ 		"together": "thegither",
+ 		"toilet": "cludgie",
+ 		"toilets": "cludgies",
+ 		"token": "taiken",
+ 		"told": "tellt",
+ 		"tomorrow": "th' morra",
+ 		"tonight": "thenicht",
+ 		"too": "tae",
+ 		"took": "teuk",
+ 		"top": "tap",
+ 		"tore": "tuir",
+ 		"tortoise": "tortie",
+ 		"tough": "teugh",
+ 		"town": "toon",
+ 		"trader's": "dealer's",
+ 		"trader": "dealer",
+ 		"traders'": "dealers'",
+ 		"traders": "dealers",
+ 		"translated": "owerset",
+ 		"treason": "traison",
+ 		"trick": "brogue",
+ 		"tried": "ettelt",
+ 		"tries": "ettles",
+ 		"trigger": "tricker",
+ 		"triggered": "tricker'd",
+ 		"triggering": "trickerin'",
+ 		"triggers": "trickers",
+ 		"trouble": "trauchle",
+ 		"trousers": "breeks",
+ 		"trurth": "trowth",
+ 		"try": "huv a go",
+ 		"tumble": "cowp",
+ 		"turf": "divot",
+ 		"turfs": "divots",
+ 		"turn": "birl",
+ 		"turned": "birlt",
+ 		"turning": "birlin'",
+ 		"turnip": "neep",
+ 		"turnips": "neeps",
+ 		"turns": "birls",
+ 		"twist": "swirl",
+ 		"twisted": "swirlie",
+ 		"twists": "skewls",
+ 		"two": "twa",
+ 		"unbolt": "unsnib",
+ 		"uncertain": "unsicker",
+ 		"under": "unner",
+ 		"understand": "unnerstaund",
+ 		"understands": "unnerstaunds",
+ 		"unhurt": "unskaithed",
+ 		"uninvited": "unbidden",
+ 		"unknown": "unkent",
+ 		"unlucky": "wanchancie",
+ 		"until": "till",
+ 		"us": "hus",
+ 		"usage": "uisage",
+ 		"use": "uise",
+ 		"used": "uised",
+ 		"useless": "uissless",
+ 		"uses": "uises",
+ 		"valley": "glen",
+ 		"valleys": "glens",
+ 		"value": "feck",
+ 		"vegetables": "greens",
+ 		"venture": "anter",
+ 		"very": "verra",
+ 		"vessel": "veshel",
+ 		"vessels": "veshel",
+ 		"vision": "veesion",
+ 		"visions": "veesion",
+ 		"visit": "veesit",
+ 		"visitor": "caa'er",
+ 		"visitors": "caa'ers",
+ 		"vomit": "boak",
+ 		"vomits": "boaks",
+ 		"wages": "wauges",
+ 		"walk": "traivel",
+ 		"walked": "traivelt",
+ 		"walks": "traivels",
+ 		"wall": "dike",
+ 		"walls": "dikes",
+ 		"wand": "wannd",
+ 		"wander": "daunder",
+ 		"wandered": "daundert",
+ 		"wanders": "daunders",
+ 		"want": "waant",
+ 		"wanted": "wantit",
+ 		"warm": "beek",
+ 		"was": "wis",
+ 		"washed": "washt",
+ 		"wasn't": "wisna",
+ 		"wasnt": "wisna",
+ 		"watched": "watcht",
+ 		"water": "watter",
+ 		"way": "gate",
+ 		"ways": "gates",
+ 		"weak": "fushionless",
+ 		"website": "wasteid",
+ 		"weep": "greet",
+ 		"welcome": "walcome",
+ 		"well": "weel",
+ 		"went": "gaed",
+ 		"were": "war",
+ 		"weren't": "warna",
+ 		"werent": "warna",
+ 		"west": "wast",
+ 		"westernmost": "wastmaist",
+ 		"westmost": "wastmaist",
+ 		"westward": "wastart",
+ 		"wet": "drookit",
+ 		"what": "whit",
+ 		"whatever": "whitsomiver",
+ 		"whatsoever": "whitsaeiver",
+ 		"where's": "whaur's",
+ 		"where": "whaur",
+ 		"whiskey": "usquebaugh",
+ 		"whistle": "wheiple",
+ 		"whistles": "wheiples",
+ 		"who": "wha",
+ 		"whole": "hail",
+ 		"whom": "wham",
+ 		"whose": "whase",
+ 		"wife": "guidwife",
+ 		"will": "wull",
+ 		"win": "wun",
+ 		"wind": "wynd",
+ 		"window": "winnock",
+ 		"windows": "winnocks",
+ 		"wing": "weeng",
+ 		"wings": "weengs",
+ 		"wipe": "dight",
+ 		"wipes": "dights",
+ 		"wire-cutters": "weir-sheers",
+ 		"wire": "weir",
+ 		"wirecutters": "weirsheers",
+ 		"wisdom": "gumption",
+ 		"wish": "wiss",
+ 		"wished": "wisst",
+ 		"wishes": "wisses",
+ 		"witch's": "carlin's",
+ 		"witch": "carlin",
+ 		"witches": "carlins",
+ 		"with": "wi",
+ 		"within": "aithin",
+ 		"without": "athoot",
+ 		"witless": "doitert",
+ 		"wives": "guidwifes",
+ 		"wizard's": "warlock's",
+ 		"wizard": "warlock",
+ 		"wizards": "warlocks",
+ 		"woman": "hen",
+ 		"women": "kimmers",
+ 		"won't": "winna",
+ 		"won": "wun",
+ 		"wonder": "wonner",
+ 		"wont": "winna",
+ 		"wood": "wid",
+ 		"wool": "woo'",
+ 		"word": "wird",
+ 		"words": "wirds",
+ 		"work": "wark",
+ 		"worked": "wrocht",
+ 		"world": "warld",
+ 		"worried": "wirried",
+ 		"worries": "wirries",
+ 		"worry": "wirrie",
+ 		"worst": "wast",
+ 		"worth": "wirth",
+ 		"would": "wad",
+ 		"wouldn't": "wadna",
+ 		"wouldnt": "wadna",
+ 		"wrench": "wranch",
+ 		"wrenches": "wranches",
+ 		"writ": "wrate",
+ 		"write": "screive",
+ 		"writes": "scrieves",
+ 		"wrong": "wrang",
+ 		"wrote": "wrat",
+ 		"yes": "aye",
+ 		"you": "ye",
+		"your": "yer",
+		"yeah": "aye",
+ 		"yourself": "yersel",
+ 		"yourselves": "yersels",
+ 		"youth": "weans",
+ 		"zero": "hee-haw"
+ 		}
+}
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/strings/names/dwarf_first.txt b/strings/names/dwarf_first.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..a5de072053
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/names/dwarf_first.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,42 @@
+Thizuil
+Dondock
+Nemdout
+Ararhir
+Kadeag
+Elminister
+Nursan
+Grimm
+Matgroir
+Thosotir
+Jatdrouc
+Kaschei
+Khelben
+Kreol
+Dalofrubelyn
+Reirgrebyrn
+Hosdrum
+Mordenkainen
+Sarbarra
+Mystryl
+Nihilus
+Palando
+Prospero
+Radagast
+Burroutalyn
+Vargibela
+Saruman
+Tenser
+Terefi
+Tzeentch
+Gotdrilyn
+Vaarsuvius
+Erisseadrid
+Arazzanelyn
+Zagyg
+Dargroungrid
+Urist
+Durimarlum
+Matgrous
+Kissaet
+Magni
+Muradin
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/strings/names/dwarf_last.txt b/strings/names/dwarf_last.txt
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..17fdb7f4d2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/strings/names/dwarf_last.txt
@@ -0,0 +1,45 @@
+Brightjaw
+Steelbrew
+Grimtank
+Mudback
+Brickbane
+Smeltmaster
+Lavabrow
+Woldtoe
+Deephelm
+Earthpike
+Berylshield
+Asharmour
+Caskspine
+Rubygrip
+Noblemaster
+Flintgrip
+Thunderchest
+Ignotchest
+Cragborg
+Jadearm
+Hornbelt
+Fierygranite
+Twilightbane
+Leadforge
+Kragthane
+Oakenaxe
+Beastback
+Coinbender
+Bronzejaw
+Mithrilrock
+Barrelhood
+Grumblesphere
+Graybane
+Flattoe
+Steelmaker
+Bronzebeard
+Kragcloak
+Magmaborn
+Gravelbasher
+Whitbrew
+McUristurister
+Mountaincoat
+Chaosbane
+Darksunder
+Bronzebeard
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index eeaaad2829..e10f218db4 100755
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -2071,6 +2071,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\species_types\bugmen.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\species_types\corporate.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\species_types\dullahan.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\species_types\dwarves.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\species_types\felinid.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\species_types\flypeople.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\species_types\furrypeople.dm"