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+author: "New dogborgo stuff."
+delete-after: True
+changes: 
+  - rscadd: "A new mechanically horrible janitorial trash eating dogborgo."
+  - tweak: "Stole and ported some deliciously exploitable virgo borgo modifications.
+balance: Who needs balance when we have rules? Or do we even have those any more? Are we supposed to run a wasteland of exploiters and metagamers? Y'all edgy hubbie 4chog gamerkids can suck my egg."
+  - experiment: "Oh boy this is gonna be good lmao."