diff --git a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/abduction_gear.dm b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/abduction_gear.dm
index 8c6bf1a8aa..36168a58d2 100644
--- a/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/abduction_gear.dm
+++ b/code/game/gamemodes/miniantags/abduction/abduction_gear.dm
@@ -328,7 +328,7 @@ Congratulations! You are now trained for invasive xenobiology research!"}
 	return
 
 /obj/item/paper/guides/antag/abductor/AltClick()
-	return
+	return //otherwise it would fold into a paperplane.
 
 #define BATON_STUN 0
 #define BATON_SLEEP 1
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/aug_manipulator.dm b/code/game/machinery/aug_manipulator.dm
index ff072fd010..299b0500ce 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/aug_manipulator.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/aug_manipulator.dm
@@ -11,6 +11,9 @@
 	var/initial_icon_state
 	var/static/list/style_list_icons = list("standard" = 'icons/mob/augmentation/augments.dmi', "engineer" = 'icons/mob/augmentation/augments_engineer.dmi', "security" = 'icons/mob/augmentation/augments_security.dmi', "mining" = 'icons/mob/augmentation/augments_mining.dmi')
 
+/obj/machinery/aug_manipulator/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to eject the limb.</span>")
 
 /obj/machinery/aug_manipulator/Initialize()
     initial_icon_state = initial(icon_state)
diff --git a/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm b/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm
index 333aa6ac55..f0e1e8a18a 100644
--- a/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm
+++ b/code/game/machinery/deployable.dm
@@ -110,13 +110,17 @@
 
 /obj/item/grenade/barrier
 	name = "barrier grenade"
-	desc = "Instant cover. Alt+click to toggle modes."
+	desc = "Instant cover."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/grenade.dmi'
 	icon_state = "flashbang"
 	item_state = "flashbang"
 	actions_types = list(/datum/action/item_action/toggle_barrier_spread)
 	var/mode = SINGLE
 
+/obj/item/grenade/barrier/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to toggle modes.</span>")
+
 /obj/item/grenade/barrier/AltClick(mob/living/user)
 	if(!istype(user) || user.incapacitated())
 		return
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/PDA/PDA.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/PDA/PDA.dm
index eb521d8510..43f6d95910 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/PDA/PDA.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/PDA/PDA.dm
@@ -58,6 +58,13 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(PDAs)
 	var/obj/item/inserted_item //Used for pen, crayon, and lipstick insertion or removal. Same as above.
 	var/overlays_x_offset = 0	//x offset to use for certain overlays
 
+/obj/item/device/pda/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	if(!id && !inserted_item)
+		return
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to remove contents.</span>")
+
 /obj/item/device/pda/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
 	if(fon)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/gps.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/gps.dm
index 55c8bb5252..6ba8425392 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/gps.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/gps.dm
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(GPS_list)
 /obj/item/device/gps
 	name = "global positioning system"
-	desc = "Helping lost spacemen find their way through the planets since 2016. Alt+click to toggle power."
+	desc = "Helping lost spacemen find their way through the planets since 2016."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/telescience.dmi'
 	icon_state = "gps-c"
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
@@ -15,6 +15,9 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(GPS_list)
 	var/updating = TRUE //Automatic updating of GPS list. Can be set to manual by user.
 	var/global_mode = TRUE //If disabled, only GPS signals of the same Z level are shown
 
+/obj/item/device/gps/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to switch it [tracking ? "off":"on"].</span>")
 
 /obj/item/device/gps/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
@@ -209,4 +212,4 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(GPS_list)
 		clear()
 	tagged = null
 	STOP_PROCESSING(SSfastprocess, src)
-	. = ..()
\ No newline at end of file
+	. = ..()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/headset.dm b/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/headset.dm
index 4c309f4aa1..9817614e24 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/headset.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/devices/radio/headset.dm
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset
 	name = "radio headset"
-	desc = "An updated, modular intercom that fits over the head. Takes encryption keys. \nTo speak on the general radio frequency, use ; before speaking."
+	desc = "An updated, modular intercom that fits over the head. Takes encryption keys."
 	icon_state = "headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	materials = list(MAT_METAL=75)
@@ -11,6 +11,12 @@
 	var/obj/item/device/encryptionkey/keyslot2 = null
 	dog_fashion = null
 
+/obj/item/device/radio/headset/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>To speak on the general radio frequency, use ; before speaking.</span>")
+	if (command)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to toggle the high-volume mode.</span>")
+
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
 	recalculateChannels()
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/extinguisher.dm b/code/game/objects/items/extinguisher.dm
index 05ef0220de..2e6ec98606 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/extinguisher.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/extinguisher.dm
@@ -1,3 +1,4 @@
+<<<<<<< HEAD
 /obj/item/extinguisher
 	name = "fire extinguisher"
 	desc = "A traditional red fire extinguisher."
@@ -186,3 +187,194 @@
 			theturf.MakeSlippery(min_wet_time = 10, wet_time_to_add = 5)
 
 		user.visible_message("[user] empties out \the [src] onto the floor using the release valve.", "<span class='info'>You quietly empty out \the [src] using its release valve.</span>")
+=======
+/obj/item/extinguisher
+	name = "fire extinguisher"
+	desc = "A traditional red fire extinguisher."
+	icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
+	icon_state = "fire_extinguisher0"
+	item_state = "fire_extinguisher"
+	hitsound = 'sound/weapons/smash.ogg'
+	flags_1 = CONDUCT_1
+	throwforce = 10
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
+	throw_speed = 2
+	throw_range = 7
+	force = 10
+	materials = list(MAT_METAL=90)
+	attack_verb = list("slammed", "whacked", "bashed", "thunked", "battered", "bludgeoned", "thrashed")
+	dog_fashion = /datum/dog_fashion/back
+	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
+	var/max_water = 50
+	var/last_use = 1
+	var/safety = TRUE
+	var/refilling = FALSE
+	var/sprite_name = "fire_extinguisher"
+	var/power = 5 //Maximum distance launched water will travel
+	var/precision = 0 //By default, turfs picked from a spray are random, set to 1 to make it always have at least one water effect per row
+	var/cooling_power = 2 //Sets the cooling_temperature of the water reagent datum inside of the extinguisher when it is refilled
+
+/obj/item/extinguisher/mini
+	name = "pocket fire extinguisher"
+	desc = "A light and compact fibreglass-framed model fire extinguisher."
+	icon_state = "miniFE0"
+	item_state = "miniFE"
+	hitsound = null	//it is much lighter, after all.
+	flags_1 = null //doesn't CONDUCT_1
+	throwforce = 2
+	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
+	force = 3
+	materials = list()
+	max_water = 30
+	sprite_name = "miniFE"
+	dog_fashion = null
+
+/obj/item/extinguisher/New()
+	..()
+	create_reagents(max_water)
+	reagents.add_reagent("water", max_water)
+
+/obj/item/extinguisher/attack_self(mob/user)
+	safety = !safety
+	src.icon_state = "[sprite_name][!safety]"
+	src.desc = "The safety is [safety ? "on" : "off"]."
+	to_chat(user, "The safety is [safety ? "on" : "off"].")
+	return
+
+/obj/item/extinguisher/attack(mob/M, mob/user)
+	if(user.a_intent == INTENT_HELP && !safety) //If we're on help intent and going to spray people, don't bash them.
+		return FALSE
+	else
+		return ..()
+
+/obj/item/extinguisher/attack_obj(obj/O, mob/living/user)
+	if(AttemptRefill(O, user))
+		refilling = TRUE
+		return FALSE
+	else
+		return ..()
+
+/obj/item/extinguisher/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	if(reagents.total_volume)
+		to_chat(user, "It contains [round(reagents.total_volume)] units.")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to empty it.</span>")
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "It is empty.")
+
+/obj/item/extinguisher/proc/AttemptRefill(atom/target, mob/user)
+	if(istype(target, /obj/structure/reagent_dispensers/watertank) && target.Adjacent(user))
+		var/safety_save = safety
+		safety = TRUE
+		if(reagents.total_volume == reagents.maximum_volume)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [src] is already full!</span>")
+			safety = safety_save
+			return 1
+		var/obj/structure/reagent_dispensers/watertank/W = target
+		var/transferred = W.reagents.trans_to(src, max_water)
+		if(transferred > 0)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>\The [src] has been refilled by [transferred] units.</span>")
+			playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/refill.ogg', 50, 1, -6)
+			for(var/datum/reagent/water/R in reagents.reagent_list)
+				R.cooling_temperature = cooling_power
+		else
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [W] is empty!</span>")
+		safety = safety_save
+		return 1
+	else
+		return 0
+
+/obj/item/extinguisher/afterattack(atom/target, mob/user , flag)
+	// Make it so the extinguisher doesn't spray yourself when you click your inventory items
+	if (target.loc == user)
+		return
+	//TODO; Add support for reagents in water.
+	if(refilling)
+		refilling = FALSE
+		return
+	if (!safety)
+		if (src.reagents.total_volume < 1)
+			to_chat(usr, "<span class='warning'>\The [src] is empty!</span>")
+			return
+
+		if (world.time < src.last_use + 12)
+			return
+
+		src.last_use = world.time
+
+		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/extinguish.ogg', 75, 1, -3)
+
+		var/direction = get_dir(src,target)
+
+		if(user.buckled && isobj(user.buckled) && !user.buckled.anchored)
+			spawn(0)
+				var/obj/B = user.buckled
+				var/movementdirection = turn(direction,180)
+				step(B, movementdirection)
+				sleep(1)
+				step(B, movementdirection)
+				sleep(1)
+				step(B, movementdirection)
+				sleep(1)
+				step(B, movementdirection)
+				sleep(2)
+				step(B, movementdirection)
+				sleep(2)
+				step(B, movementdirection)
+				sleep(3)
+				step(B, movementdirection)
+				sleep(3)
+				step(B, movementdirection)
+				sleep(3)
+				step(B, movementdirection)
+
+		else user.newtonian_move(turn(direction, 180))
+
+		var/turf/T = get_turf(target)
+		var/turf/T1 = get_step(T,turn(direction, 90))
+		var/turf/T2 = get_step(T,turn(direction, -90))
+		var/list/the_targets = list(T,T1,T2)
+		if(precision)
+			var/turf/T3 = get_step(T1, turn(direction, 90))
+			var/turf/T4 = get_step(T2,turn(direction, -90))
+			the_targets = list(T,T1,T2,T3,T4)
+
+		for(var/a=0, a<5, a++)
+			spawn(0)
+				var/obj/effect/particle_effect/water/W = new /obj/effect/particle_effect/water(get_turf(src))
+				var/turf/my_target = pick(the_targets)
+				if(precision)
+					the_targets -= my_target
+				var/datum/reagents/R = new/datum/reagents(5)
+				if(!W) return
+				W.reagents = R
+				R.my_atom = W
+				if(!W || !src) return
+				src.reagents.trans_to(W,1)
+				for(var/b=0, b<power, b++)
+					step_towards(W,my_target)
+					if(!W || !W.reagents) return
+					W.reagents.reaction(get_turf(W))
+					for(var/A in get_turf(W))
+						if(!W) return
+						W.reagents.reaction(A)
+					if(W.loc == my_target) break
+					sleep(2)
+
+	else
+		return ..()
+
+/obj/item/extinguisher/AltClick(mob/user)
+	EmptyExtinguisher(user)
+
+/obj/item/extinguisher/proc/EmptyExtinguisher(var/mob/user)
+	if(loc == user && reagents.total_volume)
+		reagents.clear_reagents()
+
+		var/turf/T = get_turf(loc)
+		if(isopenturf(T))
+			var/turf/open/theturf = T
+			theturf.MakeSlippery(min_wet_time = 10, wet_time_to_add = 5)
+
+		user.visible_message("[user] empties out \the [src] onto the floor using the release valve.", "<span class='info'>You quietly empty out \the [src] using its release valve.</span>")
+>>>>>>> 086d636... Alt-clicking descriptions when examining (#30988)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/stack.dm b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/stack.dm
index cc718be2bd..3a79ce23db 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/stacks/stack.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/stacks/stack.dm
@@ -76,6 +76,7 @@
 		to_chat(user, "There are [get_amount()] in the stack.")
 	else
 		to_chat(user, "There is [get_amount()] in the stack.")
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to take a custom amount.</span>")
 
 /obj/item/stack/proc/get_amount()
 	if(is_cyborg)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/fancy.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/fancy.dm
index 883641d43b..b5417e8f8e 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/fancy.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/fancy.dm
@@ -125,13 +125,21 @@
 	icon_type = "cigarette"
 	spawn_type = /obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/space_cigarette
 
+/obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to extract contents.</span>")
+
 /obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/AltClick(mob/user)
-	if(user.get_active_held_item())
+	if(user.stat || user.restrained())
 		return
-	for(var/obj/item/lighter/lighter in src)
-		remove_from_storage(lighter, user.loc)
-		user.put_in_active_hand(lighter)
-		break
+	var/obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/W = locate(/obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette) in contents
+	if(W && contents.len > 0)
+		remove_from_storage(W, user)
+		user.put_in_hands(W)
+		contents -= W
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You take a [icon_type] out of the pack.</span>")
+	else
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>There are no [icon_type]s left in the pack.</span>")
 
 /obj/item/storage/fancy/cigarettes/update_icon()
 	if(fancy_open || !contents.len)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/storage/lockbox.dm b/code/game/objects/items/storage/lockbox.dm
index 346e9ba409..385a069c00 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/storage/lockbox.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/storage/lockbox.dm
@@ -123,6 +123,11 @@
 	icon_broken = "medalbox+b"
 	can_hold = list(/obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal)
 
+/obj/item/storage/lockbox/medal/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	if(!locked)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to [open ? "close":"open"] it.</span>")
+
 /obj/item/storage/lockbox/medal/AltClick()
 	if(!locked)
 		open = (open ? FALSE : TRUE)
@@ -179,4 +184,4 @@
 
 /obj/item/storage/lockbox/medal/sci/PopulateContents()
 	for(var/i in 1 to 3)
-		new /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/plasma/nobel_science(src)
\ No newline at end of file
+		new /obj/item/clothing/accessory/medal/plasma/nobel_science(src)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm b/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm
index 6668937003..048184578a 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/twohanded.dm
@@ -427,6 +427,11 @@
 	var/obj/item/grenade/explosive = null
 	var/war_cry = "AAAAARGH!!!"
 
+/obj/item/twohanded/spear/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	if(explosive)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to set your war cry.</span>")
+
 /obj/item/twohanded/spear/update_icon()
 	if(explosive)
 		icon_state = "spearbomb[wielded]"
@@ -475,7 +480,7 @@
 	if(G)
 		explosive = G
 		name = "explosive lance"
-		desc = "A makeshift spear with [G] attached to it. Alt+click on the spear to set your war cry!"
+		desc = "A makeshift spear with [G] attached to it."
 	update_icon()
 
 // CHAINSAW
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/extinguisher.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/extinguisher.dm
index f0ff566b60..e61e1a1870 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/extinguisher.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/extinguisher.dm
@@ -10,6 +10,10 @@
 	var/obj/item/extinguisher/stored_extinguisher
 	var/opened = 0
 
+/obj/structure/extinguisher_cabinet/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to [opened ? "close":"open"] it.</span>")
+
 /obj/structure/extinguisher_cabinet/New(loc, ndir, building)
 	..()
 	if(building)
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/reflector.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/reflector.dm
index 338979cf4d..5b758377c4 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/reflector.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/reflector.dm
@@ -13,6 +13,10 @@
 	var/buildstacktype = /obj/item/stack/sheet/metal
 	var/buildstackamount = 0
 
+/obj/structure/reflector/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to adjust its direction.</span>")
+
 /obj/structure/reflector/bullet_act(obj/item/projectile/P)
 	var/turf/reflector_turf = get_turf(src)
 	var/turf/reflect_turf
diff --git a/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/atmosmachinery.dm b/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/atmosmachinery.dm
index 585b4c4550..ce68eecdc9 100644
--- a/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/atmosmachinery.dm
+++ b/code/modules/atmospherics/machinery/atmosmachinery.dm
@@ -34,6 +34,11 @@ Pipelines + Other Objects -> Pipe network
 	var/device_type = 0
 	var/list/obj/machinery/atmospherics/nodes
 
+/obj/machinery/atmospherics/examine(mob/living/user)
+	..()
+	if(is_type_in_list(src, GLOB.ventcrawl_machinery) && user.ventcrawler)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to crawl through it.</span>")
+
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/New(loc, process = TRUE)
 	nodes = new(device_type)
 	if (!armor)
@@ -300,4 +305,3 @@ Pipelines + Other Objects -> Pipe network
 //Used for certain children of obj/machinery/atmospherics to not show pipe vision when mob is inside it.
 /obj/machinery/atmospherics/proc/can_see_pipes()
 	return TRUE
-
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
index 5dd0a34c1e..cf7dc9eb5f 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/glasses/glasses.dm
@@ -3,6 +3,11 @@
 	materials = list(MAT_GLASS = 250)
 	var/glass_colour_type = null //colors your vision when worn
 
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	if(glass_colour_type && ishuman(user))
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to toggle its colors.</span>")
+
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/visor_toggling()
 	..()
 	if(visor_vars_to_toggle & VISOR_VISIONFLAGS)
diff --git a/code/modules/clothing/head/jobs.dm b/code/modules/clothing/head/jobs.dm
index 8982e553f6..bbc0ada952 100644
--- a/code/modules/clothing/head/jobs.dm
+++ b/code/modules/clothing/head/jobs.dm
@@ -82,6 +82,10 @@
 	pockets = /obj/item/storage/internal/pocket/small/detective
 	dog_fashion = /datum/dog_fashion/head/detective
 
+/obj/item/clothing/head/fedora/det_hat/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to take a candy corn.</span>")
+
 /obj/item/clothing/head/fedora/det_hat/AltClick()
 	..()
 	if(ismob(loc))
@@ -172,4 +176,4 @@
 /obj/item/clothing/head/fedora/curator
 	name = "treasure hunter's fedora"
 	desc = "You got red text today kid, but it doesn't mean you have to like it."
-	icon_state = "curator"
\ No newline at end of file
+	icon_state = "curator"
diff --git a/code/modules/games/cas.dm b/code/modules/games/cas.dm
index 675fe328af..ecdc1a641f 100644
--- a/code/modules/games/cas.dm
+++ b/code/modules/games/cas.dm
@@ -104,12 +104,14 @@
 	var/buffertext = "A funny bit of text."
 
 /obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/cas/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
 	if (flipped)
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The card is face down.</span>")
 	else if (blank)
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The card is blank. Write on it with a pen.</span>")
 	else
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>The card reads: [name]</span>")
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to flip it.</span>")
 
 /obj/item/toy/cards/singlecard/cas/Flip()
 	set name = "Flip Card"
@@ -145,4 +147,4 @@
 			return
 		name = cardtext
 		buffertext = cardtext
-		blank = 0
\ No newline at end of file
+		blank = 0
diff --git a/code/modules/mining/abandoned_crates.dm b/code/modules/mining/abandoned_crates.dm
index 4db42b6933..6c445c9ceb 100644
--- a/code/modules/mining/abandoned_crates.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mining/abandoned_crates.dm
@@ -184,7 +184,7 @@
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/secure/loot/AltClick(mob/living/user)
 	if(!user.canUseTopic(src))
 		return
-	attack_hand(user)
+	attack_hand(user) //this helps you not blow up so easily by overriding unlocking which results in an immediate boom.
 
 /obj/structure/closet/crate/secure/loot/attackby(obj/item/W, mob/user)
 	if(locked)
diff --git a/code/modules/modular_computers/computers/item/laptop.dm b/code/modules/modular_computers/computers/item/laptop.dm
index b6cf404248..1618b68478 100644
--- a/code/modules/modular_computers/computers/item/laptop.dm
+++ b/code/modules/modular_computers/computers/item/laptop.dm
@@ -21,6 +21,11 @@
 	var/w_class_open = WEIGHT_CLASS_BULKY
 	var/slowdown_open = TRUE
 
+/obj/item/device/modular_computer/laptop/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	if(screen_on)
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to close it.</span>")
+
 /obj/item/device/modular_computer/laptop/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
 
diff --git a/code/modules/modular_computers/computers/machinery/console_presets.dm b/code/modules/modular_computers/computers/machinery/console_presets.dm
index bc188485bc..25fa05ef1e 100644
--- a/code/modules/modular_computers/computers/machinery/console_presets.dm
+++ b/code/modules/modular_computers/computers/machinery/console_presets.dm
@@ -44,6 +44,10 @@
 	 desc = "A stationary computer. This one comes preloaded with research programs."
 	 _has_ai = 1
 
+/obj/machinery/modular_computer/console/preset/research/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to eject the intelliCard.</span>")
+
 /obj/machinery/modular_computer/console/preset/research/install_programs()
 	var/obj/item/computer_hardware/hard_drive/hard_drive = cpu.all_components[MC_HDD]
 	hard_drive.store_file(new/datum/computer_file/program/ntnetmonitor())
@@ -59,6 +63,10 @@
 	 _has_id_slot = 1
 	 _has_printer = 1
 
+/obj/machinery/modular_computer/console/preset/command/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click [src] to eject the identification card.</span>")
+
 /obj/machinery/modular_computer/console/preset/command/install_programs()
 	var/obj/item/computer_hardware/hard_drive/hard_drive = cpu.all_components[MC_HDD]
 	hard_drive.store_file(new/datum/computer_file/program/chatclient())
@@ -72,4 +80,4 @@
 /obj/machinery/modular_computer/console/preset/civilian/install_programs()
 	var/obj/item/computer_hardware/hard_drive/hard_drive = cpu.all_components[MC_HDD]
 	hard_drive.store_file(new/datum/computer_file/program/chatclient())
-	hard_drive.store_file(new/datum/computer_file/program/nttransfer())
\ No newline at end of file
+	hard_drive.store_file(new/datum/computer_file/program/nttransfer())
diff --git a/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm b/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm
index e3d6154606..47c7b81e26 100644
--- a/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm
+++ b/code/modules/paperwork/paper.dm
@@ -64,6 +64,8 @@
 
 /obj/item/paper/examine(mob/user)
 	..()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to fold it.</span>")
+
 	var/datum/asset/assets = get_asset_datum(/datum/asset/simple/paper)
 	assets.send(user)
 
@@ -79,7 +81,7 @@
 			user << browse("<HTML><HEAD><TITLE>[name]</TITLE></HEAD><BODY>[stars(info)]<HR>[stamps]</BODY></HTML>", "window=[name]")
 			onclose(user, "[name]")
 	else
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>It is too far away.</span>")
+		to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>You're too far away to read it!</span>")
 
 
 /obj/item/paper/verb/rename()
@@ -101,10 +103,12 @@
 		name = "paper[(n_name ? text("- '[n_name]'") : null)]"
 	add_fingerprint(usr)
 
+
 /obj/item/paper/suicide_act(mob/user)
 	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] scratches a grid on [user.p_their()] wrist with the paper! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to commit sudoku...</span>")
 	return (BRUTELOSS)
 
+
 /obj/item/paper/attack_self(mob/user)
 	user.examinate(src)
 	if(rigged && (SSevents.holidays && SSevents.holidays[APRIL_FOOLS]))
@@ -399,4 +403,8 @@
 	return
 
 /obj/item/paper/crumpled/bloody
-	icon_state = "scrap_bloodied"
\ No newline at end of file
+<<<<<<< HEAD
+	icon_state = "scrap_bloodied"
+=======
+	icon_state = "scrap_bloodied"
+>>>>>>> 086d636... Alt-clicking descriptions when examining (#30988)
diff --git a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/shotgun.dm b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/shotgun.dm
index 71bdce7f28..bbaf20689c 100644
--- a/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/shotgun.dm
+++ b/code/modules/projectiles/guns/ballistic/shotgun.dm
@@ -213,6 +213,10 @@
 	var/toggled = FALSE
 	var/obj/item/ammo_box/magazine/internal/shot/alternate_magazine
 
+/obj/item/gun/ballistic/shotgun/automatic/dual_tube/examine(mob/user)
+	..()
+	to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Alt-click to pump it.</span>")
+
 /obj/item/gun/ballistic/shotgun/automatic/dual_tube/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
 	if (!alternate_magazine)