diff --git a/code/datums/diseases/crabcancer.dm b/code/datums/diseases/crabcancer.dm
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..a762028807
--- /dev/null
+++ b/code/datums/diseases/crabcancer.dm
@@ -0,0 +1,67 @@
+/datum/disease/crabcancer
+	name = "Crab Cancer"
+	form = "Skin Cancer"
+	max_stages = 3
+	cure_text = "Mutadone"
+	spread_text = "Noncontagious"
+	cures = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/mutadone)
+	agent = "Carcinisoprojection Jelly"
+	viable_mobtypes = list(/mob/living/carbon/human, /mob/living/carbon/monkey)
+	permeability_mod = 1
+	desc = "If left untreated, the patient will rapidly and painfully grow flesh that will fall off the subject. This can result in death if unmaintained."
+	severity = DISEASE_SEVERITY_DANGEROUS
+	spread_flags = DISEASE_SPREAD_NON_CONTAGIOUS
+	visibility_flags = HIDDEN_PANDEMIC
+	bypasses_immunity = TRUE
+
+/datum/disease/crabcancer/stage_act()
+	..()
+	switch(stage)
+		if(1)
+			if(prob(10))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='warning'>" + pick("You feel uncomfortable.",
+				"You can feel your arms and legs throbbing.",
+				"You feel... crabby.",
+				"You're starting to smell like seafood.") + "</span>")
+		if(2)
+			if(prob(10))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>" + pick("Your flesh is starting to look deformed.",
+				"You feel your flesh bubbling and swelling.",
+				"You think you see pincers coming out of your flesh.",
+				"It's time for crab...") + "</span>")
+		if(3)
+			if(prob(5))
+				to_chat(affected_mob, "<span class='danger'>" + pick("Your skin forms black, rough patches!",
+				"The pain is unbearable!",
+				"Your skin is forming painful cysts!") + "</span>")
+				affected_mob.take_bodypart_damage(rand(1,5))
+			if(prob(5))
+				affected_mob.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[affected_mob]'s own flesh swells and tears away from \him!</span>", \
+				"<span class='userdanger'>" + pick("You feel your flesh swelling and tearing away from you!",
+				"Your own flesh grows and falls beneath you!",
+				"The pain... the crabby meat falls off you!",
+				"Your flesh... it tears!",
+				"It is now time for crab!") + "</span>",
+				"<span class='italics'>You hear a disgusting squelch of flesh being torn.</span>")
+				playsound(affected_mob, 'sound/items/poster_ripped.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+				playsound(get_turf(affected_mob), 'sound/effects/splat.ogg', 20, TRUE)
+				affected_mob.emote("scream")
+				affected_mob.take_bodypart_damage(rand(15,25))
+				var/humanmeatamount = rand(0,2)
+				var/crabmeatamount = rand(1,2)
+				var/meattype = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/slab/human
+				if(ishuman(affected_mob))
+					meattype = affected_mob.dna.species.meat
+				else //grab the carbon's meat instead (usually this means monkey meat... though other disease-compatible carbon mobs might apply.)
+					meattype = affected_mob.type_of_meat
+
+				if(humanmeatamount)
+					for(var/i=1 to humanmeatamount)
+						var/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/slab/newmeat = new meattype
+						newmeat.name = "[affected_mob.real_name] [newmeat.name]"
+						newmeat.forceMove(affected_mob.loc)
+				if(crabmeatamount)
+					for(var/i=1 to crabmeatamount)
+						new /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/rawcrab(affected_mob.loc)
+				affected_mob.jitteriness += 3
+
diff --git a/code/datums/mood_events/generic_negative_events.dm b/code/datums/mood_events/generic_negative_events.dm
index 4b2d872aec..3521fe756c 100644
--- a/code/datums/mood_events/generic_negative_events.dm
+++ b/code/datums/mood_events/generic_negative_events.dm
@@ -147,6 +147,11 @@
 	mood_change = -5
 	timeout = 1 MINUTES
 
+/datum/mood_event/painful_limb_regrowth
+	description = "<span class='warning'>It's great to have all my limbs back but that was absolutely painful.</span>\n"
+	mood_change = -5
+	timeout = 1 MINUTES
+
 /datum/mood_event/loud_gong
 	description = "<span class='warning'>That loud gong noise really hurt my ears!</span>\n"
 	mood_change = -3
diff --git a/code/modules/cargo/bounties/reagent.dm b/code/modules/cargo/bounties/reagent.dm
index 57501beab3..c8646ab618 100644
--- a/code/modules/cargo/bounties/reagent.dm
+++ b/code/modules/cargo/bounties/reagent.dm
@@ -139,6 +139,7 @@
 		/datum/reagent/medicine/atropine,\
 		/datum/reagent/medicine/strange_reagent,\
 		/datum/reagent/medicine/regen_jelly,\
+		/datum/reagent/medicine/limb_regrowth,\
 		/datum/reagent/drug/space_drugs,\
 		/datum/reagent/drug/crank,\
 		/datum/reagent/drug/krokodil,\
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm
index 4d1ded3913..0a78af67b2 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/medicine_reagents.dm
@@ -1359,7 +1359,7 @@
 
 /datum/reagent/medicine/neo_jelly
 	name = "Neo Jelly"
-	description = "Gradually regenerates all types of damage, without harming slime anatomy.Can OD"
+	description = "Gradually regenerates all types of damage, without harming slime anatomy. Can overdose."
 	reagent_state = LIQUID
 	metabolization_rate = 1 * REAGENTS_METABOLISM
 	color = "#91D865"
@@ -1797,3 +1797,50 @@
 	else
 		M.adjustToxLoss(0.5*REAGENTS_EFFECT_MULTIPLIER)
 	. = 1
+
+/datum/reagent/medicine/limb_regrowth
+	name = "Carcinisoprojection Jelly"
+	description = "Also known as \"limb regrowth jelly\", this crabby looking xenobiological jelly will rapidly regrow any missing limbs someone has at the cost of some of their blood. Do not overdose."
+	taste_description = "salty slime"
+	color = "#EF5428" //like cooked crab!
+	reagent_state = LIQUID
+	overdose_threshold = 65 //it takes more than one bluespace syringe to overdose someone with this given how nasty the OD is.
+	value = REAGENT_VALUE_RARE
+
+/datum/reagent/medicine/limb_regrowth/reaction_mob(mob/living/carbon/C, method=TOUCH, reac_volume)
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
+	if(method == TOUCH) //as funny as it would be to have this hurled at someone, nah.
+		return
+	var/vol = reac_volume + C.reagents.get_reagent_amount(/datum/reagent/medicine/limb_regrowth)
+	if(vol < 5) //need at least 5 units.
+		return
+	var/list/limbs_to_heal = C.get_missing_limbs(exclude_head = TRUE)
+	if(limbs_to_heal.len < 1) //nothing happens if they already got all limbs.
+		return
+	if(HAS_TRAIT(C, TRAIT_ROBOTIC_ORGANISM)) //sorry synths, consider a visit to the roboticist. dunno how to justify regrowing robolimbs.
+		return
+	else if(ishuman(C) && !(HAS_BONE in C.dna?.species?.species_traits)) //boneless have little trouble with the limb chemical.
+		C.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[C] suddenly regrows \his limbs!</span>",
+		"<span class='notice'>You suddenly regrow your limbs, sensation and all!</span>")
+	else //boneful beings get to scream.
+		C.visible_message("<span class='warning'>[C]'s body lets off a grotesque squelching, bone crunching sound as \his limbs grow back rapidly!</span>",
+			"<span class='danger'>Your body emits a grotesque squelching, bone crunching sound as your limbs grow back rapidly! \
+				With the sensation of your regained limbs, also comes pain!</span>",
+			"<span class='italics'>You hear a grotsque squelching noise and the sound of crunching bones.</span>")
+		playsound(C, 'sound/magic/demon_consume.ogg', 50, 1)
+		SEND_SIGNAL(C, COMSIG_ADD_MOOD_EVENT, "painful_limb_regrowth", /datum/mood_event/painful_limb_regrowth)
+		C.emote("scream")
+	C.regenerate_limbs(excluded_limbs = list(BODY_ZONE_HEAD)) //would be a little funky for dullahans if they suddenly sprouted a head.
+	C.blood_volume = max(C.blood_volume - 30*limbs_to_heal.len,0)
+	//lose blood for each limb that was regained.
+	//10 units less expensive than slime limb regrowth, but doesn't check for low blood like the ability, so it could be dangerous.
+	to_chat(C,"<span class='warning'>You feel like this ordeal of your limbs regrowing has made you a little paler... as well as made you feel a little thirsty.</span>")
+	//hint at the blood loss. (paler is a common symptom depicted in-game of low blood, but dehydration is another symptom of low blood.)
+
+
+/datum/reagent/medicine/limb_regrowth/overdose_start(mob/living/M)
+	M.ForceContractDisease(new /datum/disease/crabcancer, FALSE, TRUE) //it is now, time for crab.
+	..()
+	. = 1
diff --git a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/medicine.dm b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/medicine.dm
index 918ccf01e5..74c7d0d3c6 100644
--- a/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/medicine.dm
+++ b/code/modules/reagents/chemistry/recipes/medicine.dm
@@ -371,3 +371,9 @@
 	id = /datum/reagent/medicine/system_cleaner
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/system_cleaner = 4)
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/iron = 2, /datum/reagent/oil = 2, /datum/reagent/medicine/calomel = 2, /datum/reagent/acetone = 2)
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/limb_regrowth
+	name = "Carcinisoprojection Jelly"
+	id = /datum/reagent/medicine/limb_regrowth
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/limb_regrowth = 2)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/blood = 1, /datum/reagent/slime_toxin = 1)
diff --git a/code/modules/surgery/bodyparts/helpers.dm b/code/modules/surgery/bodyparts/helpers.dm
index c2c5582f59..40f599c103 100644
--- a/code/modules/surgery/bodyparts/helpers.dm
+++ b/code/modules/surgery/bodyparts/helpers.dm
@@ -124,19 +124,25 @@
 /mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/get_leg_ignore()
 	return TRUE
 
-/mob/living/proc/get_missing_limbs()
+/mob/living/proc/get_missing_limbs(exclude_head = FALSE)
 	return list()
 
-/mob/living/carbon/get_missing_limbs()
+/mob/living/carbon/get_missing_limbs(exclude_head = FALSE)
 	var/list/full = list(BODY_ZONE_HEAD, BODY_ZONE_CHEST, BODY_ZONE_R_ARM, BODY_ZONE_L_ARM, BODY_ZONE_R_LEG, BODY_ZONE_L_LEG)
 	for(var/zone in full)
+		if(exclude_head && zone == BODY_ZONE_HEAD) //this is needed in case we don't care for the lack of a dullahan's head or something.
+			full -= zone
+			continue
 		if(get_bodypart(zone))
 			full -= zone
 	return full
 
-/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/get_missing_limbs()
+/mob/living/carbon/alien/larva/get_missing_limbs(exclude_head = FALSE)
 	var/list/full = list(BODY_ZONE_HEAD, BODY_ZONE_CHEST)
 	for(var/zone in full)
+		if(exclude_head && zone == BODY_ZONE_HEAD) //I guess????
+			full -= zone
+			continue
 		if(get_bodypart(zone))
 			full -= zone
 	return full
diff --git a/tgstation.dme b/tgstation.dme
index 69acf7bff4..f3d34ee6bd 100644
--- a/tgstation.dme
+++ b/tgstation.dme
@@ -608,6 +608,7 @@
 #include "code\datums\diseases\brainrot.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\cold.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\cold9.dm"
+#include "code\datums\diseases\crabcancer.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\dna_spread.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\fake_gbs.dm"
 #include "code\datums\diseases\flu.dm"