diff --git a/code/__HELPERS/mobs.dm b/code/__HELPERS/mobs.dm
index 339069a364..5f53bab65c 100644
--- a/code/__HELPERS/mobs.dm
+++ b/code/__HELPERS/mobs.dm
@@ -582,3 +582,16 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(species_list)
 		chosen = pick(mob_spawn_meancritters)
 	var/mob/living/simple_animal/C = new chosen(spawn_location)
 	return C
+
+/proc/passtable_on(target, source)
+	var/mob/living/L = target
+	if (!HAS_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_PASSTABLE) && L.pass_flags & PASSTABLE)
+		ADD_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_PASSTABLE, INNATE_TRAIT)
+	ADD_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_PASSTABLE, source)
+	L.pass_flags |= PASSTABLE
+
+/proc/passtable_off(target, source)
+	var/mob/living/L = target
+	REMOVE_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_PASSTABLE, source)
+	if(!HAS_TRAIT(L, TRAIT_PASSTABLE))
+		L.pass_flags &= ~PASSTABLE
diff --git a/code/datums/mutations/body.dm b/code/datums/mutations/body.dm
index a32220aa43..453a36e66b 100644
--- a/code/datums/mutations/body.dm
+++ b/code/datums/mutations/body.dm
@@ -64,14 +64,14 @@
 	if(..())
 		return
 	owner.transform = owner.transform.Scale(1, 0.8)
-	owner.pass_flags |= PASSTABLE
+	passtable_on(owner, GENETIC_MUTATION)
 	owner.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[owner] suddenly shrinks!</span>", "<span class='notice'>Everything around you seems to grow..</span>")
 
 /datum/mutation/human/dwarfism/on_losing(mob/living/carbon/human/owner)
 	if(..())
 		return
 	owner.transform = owner.transform.Scale(1, 1.25)
-	owner.pass_flags &= ~PASSTABLE
+	passtable_off(owner, GENETIC_MUTATION)
 	owner.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[owner] suddenly grows!</span>", "<span class='notice'>Everything around you seems to shrink..</span>")
 
 
diff --git a/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm b/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm
index b7b25f0b5a..c7bf31a7d3 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/items/weaponry.dm
@@ -488,7 +488,7 @@ for further reading, please see: https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/301
 	icon_state = "catwhip"
 
 /obj/item/melee/skateboard
-	name = "skateboard"
+	name = "improvised skateboard"
 	desc = "A skateboard. It can be placed on its wheels and ridden, or used as a strong weapon."
 	icon_state = "skateboard"
 	item_state = "skateboard"
@@ -496,11 +496,36 @@ for further reading, please see: https://github.com/tgstation/tgstation/pull/301
 	throwforce = 4
 	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_NORMAL
 	attack_verb = list("smacked", "whacked", "slammed", "smashed")
+	///The vehicle counterpart for the board
+	var/board_item_type = /obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard
 
 /obj/item/melee/skateboard/attack_self(mob/user)
-	new /obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard(get_turf(user))
+	new board_item_type(get_turf(user))
 	qdel(src)
 
+/obj/item/melee/skateboard/pro
+	name = "skateboard"
+	desc = "A RaDSTORMz brand professional skateboard. It looks sturdy and well made."
+	icon_state = "skateboard2"
+	item_state = "skateboard2"
+	board_item_type = /obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/pro
+	custom_premium_price = 300
+
+/obj/item/melee/skateboard/hoverboard
+	name = "hoverboard"
+	desc = "A blast from the past, so retro!"
+	icon_state = "hoverboard_red"
+	item_state = "hoverboard_red"
+	board_item_type = /obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/hoverboard
+	custom_premium_price = 2015
+
+/obj/item/melee/skateboard/hoverboard/admin
+	name = "\improper Board Of Directors"
+	desc = "The engineering complexity of a spaceship concentrated inside of a board. Just as expensive, too."
+	icon_state = "hoverboard_nt"
+	item_state = "hoverboard_nt"
+	board_item_type = /obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/hoverboard/admin
+
 /obj/item/melee/baseball_bat
 	name = "baseball bat"
 	desc = "There ain't a skull in the league that can withstand a swatter."
diff --git a/code/modules/vehicles/scooter.dm b/code/modules/vehicles/scooter.dm
index 0dd7ff32a8..d60201eec8 100644
--- a/code/modules/vehicles/scooter.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vehicles/scooter.dm
@@ -40,11 +40,23 @@
 	. = ..()
 
 /obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard
-	name = "skateboard"
-	desc = "An unfinished scooter which can only barely be called a skateboard. It's still rideable, but probably unsafe. Looks like you'll need to add a few rods to make handlebars. Alt-click to adjust speed."
+	name = "improvised skateboard"
+	desc = "An unfinished scooter which can only barely be called a skateboard. It's still rideable, but probably unsafe. Looks like you'll need to add a few rods to make handlebars."
 	icon_state = "skateboard"
 	density = FALSE
-	var/adjusted_speed = FALSE
+	arms_required = 0
+	fall_off_if_missing_arms = FALSE
+	var/datum/effect_system/spark_spread/sparks
+	///Whether the board is currently grinding
+	var/grinding = FALSE
+	///Stores the time of the last crash plus a short cooldown, affects availability and outcome of certain actions
+	var/next_crash
+	///Stores the default icon state
+	var/board_icon = "skateboard"
+	///The handheld item counterpart for the board
+	var/board_item_type = /obj/item/melee/skateboard
+	///Stamina drain multiplier
+	var/instability = 10
 
 /obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/Initialize()
 	. = ..()
@@ -54,6 +66,23 @@
 	D.set_vehicle_dir_layer(NORTH, OBJ_LAYER)
 	D.set_vehicle_dir_layer(EAST, OBJ_LAYER)
 	D.set_vehicle_dir_layer(WEST, OBJ_LAYER)
+	sparks = new
+	sparks.set_up(1, 0, src)
+	sparks.attach(src)
+
+/obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/Destroy()
+	if(sparks)
+		QDEL_NULL(sparks)
+	. = ..()
+
+/obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/relaymove()
+	if (grinding || world.time < next_crash)
+		return FALSE
+	return ..()
+
+/obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/generate_actions()
+	. = ..()
+	initialize_controller_action_type(/datum/action/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/ollie, VEHICLE_CONTROL_DRIVE)
 
 /obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/post_buckle_mob(mob/living/M)//allows skateboards to be non-dense but still allows 2 skateboarders to collide with each other
 	density = TRUE
@@ -68,17 +97,52 @@
 	. = ..()
 	if(A.density && has_buckled_mobs())
 		var/mob/living/H = buckled_mobs[1]
-		var/atom/throw_target = get_edge_target_turf(H, pick(GLOB.cardinals))
-		unbuckle_mob(H)
-		H.throw_at(throw_target, 4, 3)
-		H.Knockdown(100)
-		H.adjustStaminaLoss(40)
-		var/head_slot = H.get_item_by_slot(SLOT_HEAD)
-		if(!head_slot || !(istype(head_slot,/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet) || istype(head_slot,/obj/item/clothing/head/hardhat)))
-			H.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 3)
-			H.updatehealth()
-		visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] crashes into [A], sending [H] flying!</span>")
-		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/bang.ogg', 50, 1)
+		H.adjustStaminaLoss(instability*6)
+		playsound(src, 'sound/effects/bang.ogg', 40, TRUE)
+		if(!iscarbon(H) || H.getStaminaLoss() >= 100 || grinding || world.time < next_crash)
+			var/atom/throw_target = get_edge_target_turf(H, pick(GLOB.cardinals))
+			unbuckle_mob(H)
+			H.throw_at(throw_target, 3, 2)
+			var/head_slot = H.get_item_by_slot(SLOT_HEAD)
+			if(!head_slot || !(istype(head_slot,/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet) || istype(head_slot,/obj/item/clothing/head/hardhat)))
+				H.adjustOrganLoss(ORGAN_SLOT_BRAIN, 5)
+				H.updatehealth()
+			visible_message("<span class='danger'>[src] crashes into [A], sending [H] flying!</span>")
+			H.Paralyze(80)
+		else
+			var/backdir = turn(dir, 180)
+			vehicle_move(backdir)
+			H.spin(4, 1)
+		next_crash = world.time + 10
+
+///Moves the vehicle forward and if it lands on a table, repeats
+/obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/proc/grind()
+	vehicle_move(dir)
+	if(has_buckled_mobs() && locate(/obj/structure/table) in loc.contents)
+		var/mob/living/L = buckled_mobs[1]
+		L.adjustStaminaLoss(instability*0.5)
+		if (L.getStaminaLoss() >= 100)
+			playsound(src, 'sound/effects/bang.ogg', 20, TRUE)
+			unbuckle_mob(L)
+			var/atom/throw_target = get_edge_target_turf(src, pick(GLOB.cardinals))
+			L.throw_at(throw_target, 2, 2)
+			visible_message("<span class='danger'>[L] loses [L.p_their()] footing and slams on the ground!</span>")
+			L.Paralyze(40)
+			grinding = FALSE
+			icon_state = board_icon
+			return
+		else
+			playsound(src, 'sound/vehicles/skateboard_roll.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+			if(prob (25))
+				var/turf/location = get_turf(loc)
+				if(location)
+					location.hotspot_expose(1000,1000)
+				sparks.start() //the most radical way to start plasma fires
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(src, .proc/grind), 2)
+			return
+	else
+		grinding = FALSE
+		icon_state = board_icon
 
 /obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/MouseDrop(atom/over_object)
 	. = ..()
@@ -89,22 +153,42 @@
 		to_chat(M, "<span class='warning'>You can't lift this up when somebody's on it.</span>")
 		return
 	if(over_object == M)
-		var/obj/item/melee/skateboard/board = new /obj/item/melee/skateboard()
+		var/board = new board_item_type(get_turf(M))
 		M.put_in_hands(board)
 		qdel(src)
 
-/obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/AltClick(mob/user)
-	. = ..()
-	var/datum/component/riding/R = src.GetComponent(/datum/component/riding)
-	if (!adjusted_speed)
-		R.vehicle_move_delay = 0
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You adjust the wheels on [src] to make it go faster.</span>")
-		adjusted_speed = TRUE
+/obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/pro
+	name = "skateboard"
+	desc = "A RaDSTORMz brand professional skateboard. Looks a lot more stable than the average board."
+	icon_state = "skateboard2"
+	board_icon = "skateboard2"
+	board_item_type = /obj/item/melee/skateboard/pro
+	instability = 6
+
+/obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/hoverboard/
+	name = "hoverboard"
+	desc = "A blast from the past, so retro!"
+	board_item_type = /obj/item/melee/skateboard/hoverboard
+	instability = 3
+	icon_state = "hoverboard_red"
+	board_icon = "hoverboard_red"
+
+/obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/hoverboard/screwdriver_act(mob/living/user, obj/item/I)
+	return FALSE
+
+/obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/hoverboard/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
+	if(istype(I, /obj/item/stack/rods))
+		return
 	else
-		R.vehicle_move_delay = 1
-		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You adjust the wheels on [src] to make it go slower.</span>")
-		adjusted_speed = FALSE
-	return TRUE
+		return ..()
+
+/obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/hoverboard/admin
+	name = "\improper Board Of Directors"
+	desc = "The engineering complexity of a spaceship concentrated inside of a board. Just as expensive, too."
+	board_item_type = /obj/item/melee/skateboard/hoverboard/admin
+	instability = 0
+	icon_state = "hoverboard_nt"
+	board_icon = "hoverboard_nt"
 
 //CONSTRUCTION
 /obj/item/scooter_frame
diff --git a/code/modules/vehicles/vehicle_actions.dm b/code/modules/vehicles/vehicle_actions.dm
index c780ce6fd3..fa6df2b74b 100644
--- a/code/modules/vehicles/vehicle_actions.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vehicles/vehicle_actions.dm
@@ -164,3 +164,41 @@
 	if(istype(vehicle_entered_target, /obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar))
 		var/obj/vehicle/sealed/car/clowncar/C = vehicle_entered_target
 		C.RollTheDice(owner)
+
+
+/datum/action/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/ollie
+	name = "Ollie"
+	desc = "Get some air! Land on a table to do a gnarly grind."
+	button_icon_state = "skateboard_ollie"
+	///Cooldown to next jump
+	var/next_ollie
+
+/datum/action/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/ollie/Trigger()
+	if(world.time > next_ollie)
+		var/obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/V = vehicle_target
+		if (V.grinding)
+			return
+		var/mob/living/L = owner
+		var/turf/landing_turf = get_step(V.loc, V.dir)
+		L.adjustStaminaLoss(V.instability*2)
+		if (L.getStaminaLoss() >= 100)
+			playsound(src, 'sound/effects/bang.ogg', 20, TRUE)
+			V.unbuckle_mob(L)
+			L.throw_at(landing_turf, 2, 2)
+			L.Paralyze(40)
+			V.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[L] misses the landing and falls on [L.p_their()] face!</span>")
+		else
+			L.spin(4, 1)
+			animate(L, pixel_y = -6, time = 4)
+			animate(V, pixel_y = -6, time = 3)
+			playsound(V, 'sound/vehicles/skateboard_ollie.ogg', 50, TRUE)
+			passtable_on(L, VEHICLE_TRAIT)
+			V.pass_flags |= PASSTABLE
+			L.Move(landing_turf, vehicle_target.dir)
+			passtable_off(L, VEHICLE_TRAIT)
+			V.pass_flags &= ~PASSTABLE
+		if(locate(/obj/structure/table) in V.loc.contents)
+			V.grinding = TRUE
+			V.icon_state = "[V.board_icon]-grind"
+			addtimer(CALLBACK(V, /obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard/.proc/grind), 2)
+		next_ollie = world.time + 5
diff --git a/code/modules/vending/games.dm b/code/modules/vending/games.dm
index 14ce7a83b7..e663dca7ce 100644
--- a/code/modules/vending/games.dm
+++ b/code/modules/vending/games.dm
@@ -8,6 +8,8 @@
 					/obj/item/toy/cards/deck/cas = 3,
 					/obj/item/toy/cards/deck/cas/black = 3)
 	contraband = list(/obj/item/dice/fudge = 9)
+	premium = list(/obj/item/melee/skateboard/pro = 3,
+					/obj/item/melee/skateboard/hoverboard = 1)
 	refill_canister = /obj/item/vending_refill/games
 
 /obj/item/vending_refill/games
diff --git a/icons/mob/actions/actions_vehicle.dmi b/icons/mob/actions/actions_vehicle.dmi
index cee683c60d..0d8d322653 100644
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diff --git a/sound/vehicles/skateboard_ollie.ogg b/sound/vehicles/skateboard_ollie.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..5f0f2fc30b
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diff --git a/sound/vehicles/skateboard_roll.ogg b/sound/vehicles/skateboard_roll.ogg
new file mode 100644
index 0000000000..326c175d77
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