added the funny. Also adds balloon_alert to more stuff (primarily atmos)

code/modules/antagonists/clockcult/clock_items/clockwork_slab.dm

@@ -264,7 +264,9 @@
 		ui.open()
 
 /obj/item/clockwork/slab/ui_data(mob/user) //we display a lot of data via TGUI
-	. = list()
+	. = ..()
+	if(!.)
+		return
 	.["recollection"] = recollecting
 	.["power"] = DisplayPower(get_clockwork_power())
 	.["power_unformatted"] = get_clockwork_power()
@@ -275,6 +277,7 @@
 		if(S.tier == SCRIPTURE_PERIPHERAL) // This tier is skiped because this contains basetype stuff
 			continue
 
+		// FUTURE IMPL: cache these perhaps?
 		var/list/data = list()
 		data["name"] = S.name
 		data["descname"] = S.descname

code/modules/antagonists/clockcult/clockcult.dm

@@ -15,11 +15,11 @@
 	var/ignore_eligibility_check = FALSE
 	var/ignore_holy_water = FALSE
 
-/datum/antagonist/brainwashed/ui_static_data(mob/user)
+/datum/antagonist/clockcult/ui_data(mob/user)
 	. = ..()
-	var/list/data = list()
-	data["objectives"] = get_objectives()
-	return data
+	if(!.)
+		return
+	.["HONOR_RATVAR"] = GLOB.ratvar_awakens
 
 /datum/antagonist/clockcult/silent
 	name = "Silent Clock Cultist"
@@ -66,14 +66,6 @@
 	if(. && !ignore_eligibility_check)
 		. = is_eligible_servant(new_owner.current)
 
-/datum/antagonist/clockcult/greet()
-	if(!owner.current || silent)
-		return
-	owner.current.visible_message("<span class='heavy_brass'>[owner.current]'s eyes glow a blazing yellow!</span>", null, null, 7, owner.current) //don't show the owner this message
-	to_chat(owner.current, "<span class='heavy_brass'>Assist your new companions in their righteous efforts. Your goal is theirs, and theirs yours. You serve the Clockwork \
-	Justiciar above all else. Perform his every whim without hesitation.</span>")
-	owner.current.playsound_local(get_turf(owner.current), 'sound/ambience/antag/clockcultalr.ogg', 70, FALSE, pressure_affected = FALSE)
-
 /datum/antagonist/clockcult/on_gain()
 	var/mob/living/current = owner.current
 	SSticker.mode.servants_of_ratvar += owner