diff --git a/code/datums/wounds/burns.dm b/code/datums/wounds/burns.dm
index feff9bf4de..6a6629a0c9 100644
--- a/code/datums/wounds/burns.dm
+++ b/code/datums/wounds/burns.dm
@@ -186,7 +186,7 @@
 /// if someone is using ointment on our burns
 /datum/wound/burn/proc/ointment(obj/item/stack/medical/ointment/I, mob/user)
 	user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] begins applying [I] to [victim]'s [limb.name]...</span>", "<span class='notice'>You begin applying [I] to [user == victim ? "your" : "[victim]'s"] [limb.name]...</span>")
-	if(!do_after(user, (user == victim ? I.self_delay : I.other_delay), extra_checks = CALLBACK(src, .proc/still_exists)))
+	if(!do_after(user, (user == victim ? I.self_delay : I.other_delay), target = victim))
 		return
 
 	limb.heal_damage(I.heal_brute, I.heal_burn)
diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm
index 714932af80..af1afb0f81 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/human_defense.dm
@@ -762,6 +762,89 @@
 
 			..()
 
+/mob/living/carbon/human/check_self_for_injuries()
+	if(stat == DEAD || stat == UNCONSCIOUS)
+		return
+
+	visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] examines [p_them()]self.</span>", \
+		"<span class='notice'>You check yourself for injuries.</span>")
+
+	var/list/missing = list(BODY_ZONE_HEAD, BODY_ZONE_CHEST, BODY_ZONE_L_ARM, BODY_ZONE_R_ARM, BODY_ZONE_L_LEG, BODY_ZONE_R_LEG)
+
+	for(var/X in bodyparts)
+		var/obj/item/bodypart/LB = X
+		missing -= LB.body_zone
+		if(LB.is_pseudopart) //don't show injury text for fake bodyparts; ie chainsaw arms or synthetic armblades
+			continue
+		var/self_aware = FALSE
+		if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_SELF_AWARE))
+			self_aware = TRUE
+		var/limb_max_damage = LB.max_damage
+		var/status = ""
+		var/brutedamage = LB.brute_dam
+		var/burndamage = LB.burn_dam
+		if(hallucination)
+			if(prob(30))
+				brutedamage += rand(30,40)
+			if(prob(30))
+				burndamage += rand(30,40)
+
+		if(HAS_TRAIT(src, TRAIT_SELF_AWARE))
+			status = "[brutedamage] brute damage and [burndamage] burn damage"
+			if(!brutedamage && !burndamage)
+				status = "no damage"
+
+		else
+			if(brutedamage > 0)
+				status = LB.light_brute_msg
+			if(brutedamage > (limb_max_damage*0.4))
+				status = LB.medium_brute_msg
+			if(brutedamage > (limb_max_damage*0.8))
+				status = LB.heavy_brute_msg
+			if(brutedamage > 0 && burndamage > 0)
+				status += " and "
+
+			if(burndamage > (limb_max_damage*0.8))
+				status += LB.heavy_burn_msg
+			else if(burndamage > (limb_max_damage*0.2))
+				status += LB.medium_burn_msg
+			else if(burndamage > 0)
+				status += LB.light_burn_msg
+
+			if(status == "")
+				status = "OK"
+		var/no_damage
+		if(status == "OK" || status == "no damage")
+			no_damage = TRUE
+		var/isdisabled = " "
+		if(LB.is_disabled())
+			isdisabled = " is disabled "
+			if(no_damage)
+				isdisabled += " but otherwise "
+			else
+				isdisabled += " and "
+		to_chat(src, "\t <span class='[no_damage ? "notice" : "warning"]'>Your [LB.name][isdisabled][self_aware ? " has " : " is "][status].</span>")
+
+		for(var/thing in LB.wounds)
+			var/datum/wound/W = thing
+			var/msg
+			switch(W.severity)
+				if(WOUND_SEVERITY_TRIVIAL)
+					msg = "\t <span class='danger'>Your [LB.name] is suffering [W.a_or_from] [lowertext(W.name)].</span>"
+				if(WOUND_SEVERITY_MODERATE)
+					msg = "\t <span class='warning'>Your [LB.name] is suffering [W.a_or_from] [lowertext(W.name)]!</span>"
+				if(WOUND_SEVERITY_SEVERE)
+					msg = "\t <span class='warning'><b>Your [LB.name] is suffering [W.a_or_from] [lowertext(W.name)]!</b></span>"
+				if(WOUND_SEVERITY_CRITICAL)
+					msg = "\t <span class='warning'><b>Your [LB.name] is suffering [W.a_or_from] [lowertext(W.name)]!!</b></span>"
+			to_chat(src, msg)
+
+		for(var/obj/item/I in LB.embedded_objects)
+			if(I.isEmbedHarmless())
+				to_chat(src, "\t <a href='?src=[REF(src)];embedded_object=[REF(I)];embedded_limb=[REF(LB)]' class='warning'>There is \a [I] stuck to your [LB.name]!</a>")
+			else
+				to_chat(src, "\t <a href='?src=[REF(src)];embedded_object=[REF(I)];embedded_limb=[REF(LB)]' class='warning'>There is \a [I] embedded in your [LB.name]!</a>")
+
 
 /mob/living/carbon/human/damage_clothes(damage_amount, damage_type = BRUTE, damage_flag = 0, def_zone)
 	if(damage_type != BRUTE && damage_type != BURN)