diff --git a/code/__DEFINES/traits.dm b/code/__DEFINES/traits.dm
index 9dbde0bfe0..b3c2b241f3 100644
--- a/code/__DEFINES/traits.dm
+++ b/code/__DEFINES/traits.dm
@@ -134,6 +134,7 @@
 #define TRAIT_NORUNNING			"norunning"		// You walk!
 #define TRAIT_NOMARROW			"nomarrow"		// You don't make blood, with chemicals or nanites.
 #define TRAIT_NOPULSE			"nopulse"		// Your heart doesn't beat.
+#define TRAIT_EXEMPT_HEALTH_EVENTS	"exempt-health-events"
 
 
  //non-mob traits
@@ -191,6 +192,7 @@
 #define ABSTRACT_ITEM_TRAIT "abstract-item"
 #define STATUS_EFFECT_TRAIT "status-effect"
 #define ROUNDSTART_TRAIT "roundstart" //cannot be removed without admin intervention
+#define GHOSTROLE_TRAIT "ghostrole"
 
 // unique trait sources, still defines
 #define STATUE_MUTE "statue"
diff --git a/code/game/objects/structures/ghost_role_spawners.dm b/code/game/objects/structures/ghost_role_spawners.dm
index fdc85475fb..4304e275d1 100644
--- a/code/game/objects/structures/ghost_role_spawners.dm
+++ b/code/game/objects/structures/ghost_role_spawners.dm
@@ -30,6 +30,8 @@
 	new/obj/structure/fluff/empty_terrarium(get_turf(src))
 	return ..()
 
+/obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/seed_vault/special(mob/living/carbon/human/new_spawn)
+	ADD_TRAIT(new_spawn,TRAIT_EXEMPT_HEALTH_EVENTS,GHOSTROLE_TRAIT)
 //Ash walker eggs: Spawns in ash walker dens in lavaland. Ghosts become unbreathing lizards that worship the Necropolis and are advised to retrieve corpses to create more ash walkers.
 
 /obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/ash_walker
@@ -251,6 +253,9 @@
 	new/obj/structure/fluff/empty_cryostasis_sleeper(get_turf(src))
 	return ..()
 
+/obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/hermit/special(mob/living/carbon/human/new_spawn)
+	ADD_TRAIT(new_spawn,TRAIT_EXEMPT_HEALTH_EVENTS,GHOSTROLE_TRAIT)
+
 //Broken rejuvenation pod: Spawns in animal hospitals in lavaland. Ghosts become disoriented interns and are advised to search for help.
 /obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/doctor/alive/lavaland
 	name = "broken rejuvenation pod"
@@ -353,6 +358,9 @@
 	new/obj/structure/fluff/empty_sleeper/syndicate(get_turf(src))
 	..()
 
+/obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/hotel_staff/special(mob/living/carbon/human/new_spawn)
+	ADD_TRAIT(new_spawn,TRAIT_EXEMPT_HEALTH_EVENTS,GHOSTROLE_TRAIT)
+
 /obj/effect/mob_spawn/human/demonic_friend
 	name = "Essence of friendship"
 	desc = "Oh boy! Oh boy! A friend!"
@@ -618,6 +626,7 @@
 		O.equip(new_spawn, FALSE, new_spawn.client)
 		SSjob.equip_loadout(null, new_spawn, FALSE)
 		SSquirks.AssignQuirks(new_spawn, new_spawn.client, TRUE, TRUE, null, FALSE, new_spawn)
+		ADD_TRAIT(new_spawn,TRAIT_EXEMPT_HEALTH_EVENTS,GHOSTROLE_TRAIT)
 
 /datum/outfit/ghostcafe
 	name = "ID, jumpsuit and shoes"
@@ -639,4 +648,4 @@
 			uniform = /obj/item/clothing/under/color/random
 		else
 			uniform = /obj/item/clothing/under/skirt/color/random
-		
+
diff --git a/code/modules/events/disease_outbreak.dm b/code/modules/events/disease_outbreak.dm
index 07a399a1b6..00e3698e1e 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/disease_outbreak.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/disease_outbreak.dm
@@ -37,6 +37,8 @@
 			continue
 		if(!H.client)
 			continue
+		if(HAS_TRAIT(H,TRAIT_EXEMPT_HEALTH_EVENTS))
+			continue
 		if(H.stat == DEAD)
 			continue
 		if(HAS_TRAIT(H, TRAIT_VIRUSIMMUNE)) //Don't pick someone who's virus immune, only for it to not do anything.
diff --git a/code/modules/events/heart_attack.dm b/code/modules/events/heart_attack.dm
index 8db2d98bf0..a47a8b81b4 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/heart_attack.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/heart_attack.dm
@@ -9,7 +9,7 @@
 /datum/round_event/heart_attack/start()
 	var/list/heart_attack_contestants = list()
 	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in shuffle(GLOB.player_list))
-		if(!H.client || H.stat == DEAD || H.InCritical() || !H.can_heartattack() || H.has_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_EXERCISED) || (/datum/disease/heart_failure in H.diseases) || H.undergoing_cardiac_arrest())
+		if(!H.client || H.stat == DEAD || H.InCritical() || !H.can_heartattack() || H.has_status_effect(STATUS_EFFECT_EXERCISED) || (/datum/disease/heart_failure in H.diseases) || H.undergoing_cardiac_arrest() || HAS_TRAIT(H,TRAIT_EXEMPT_HEALTH_EVENTS))
 			continue
 		if(H.satiety <= -60) //Multiple junk food items recently
 			heart_attack_contestants[H] = 3
diff --git a/code/modules/events/mass_hallucination.dm b/code/modules/events/mass_hallucination.dm
index 2b0c16ebfc..0553f69b5b 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/mass_hallucination.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/mass_hallucination.dm
@@ -35,4 +35,6 @@
 												/datum/hallucination/delusion,
 												/datum/hallucination/oh_yeah)
 			for(var/mob/living/carbon/C in GLOB.alive_mob_list)
+				if (HAS_TRAIT(C,TRAIT_EXEMPT_HEALTH_EVENTS))
+					continue
 				new picked_hallucination(C, TRUE)
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/code/modules/events/spontaneous_appendicitis.dm b/code/modules/events/spontaneous_appendicitis.dm
index 901337cd52..8ee943beb9 100644
--- a/code/modules/events/spontaneous_appendicitis.dm
+++ b/code/modules/events/spontaneous_appendicitis.dm
@@ -15,6 +15,8 @@
 			continue
 		if(H.stat == DEAD)
 			continue
+		if (HAS_TRAIT(H,TRAIT_EXEMPT_HEALTH_EVENTS))
+			continue
 		if(!H.getorgan(/obj/item/organ/appendix)) //Don't give the disease to some who lacks it, only for it to be auto-cured
 			continue
 		if(!(MOB_ORGANIC in H.mob_biotypes)) //biotype sleeper bugs strike again, once again making appendicitis pick a target that can't take it