diff --git a/modular_citadel/code/modules/admin/chat_commands.dm b/modular_citadel/code/modules/admin/chat_commands.dm
index 9cd25d328c..639077c439 100644
--- a/modular_citadel/code/modules/admin/chat_commands.dm
+++ b/modular_citadel/code/modules/admin/chat_commands.dm
@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 
 /datum/tgs_chat_command/wheelofsalt/Run(datum/tgs_chat_user/sender, params)
 	var/saltresult = "The wheel of salt [pick("clatters","vibrates","clanks","groans","moans","squeaks","emits a[pick(" god-forsaken"," lewd"," creepy"," generic","n orgasmic")] [pick("airhorn","bike horn","trumpet","clown","latex","vore","dog")] noise")] as it spins violently... And it seems the salt of the day is the "
-	var/saltprimarysubject = "[pick("combat","medical","grab","furry","wall","orgasm","cat","ERP","lizard","dog","latex","vision cone","atmospherics","table","chem","vore","dogborg","Skylar Lineman","Mekhi Anderson","Peppermint","rework","cum","dick","cockvore")]"
-	var/saltsecondarysubject = "[pick("rework","changes","r34","ban","removal","addition","leak","proposal","fanart","introduction","tabling","ERP")]"
+	var/saltprimarysubject = "[pick("combat","medical","grab","furry","wall","orgasm","cat","ERP","lizard","dog","latex","vision cone","atmospherics","table","chem","vore","dogborg","Skylar Lineman","Mekhi Anderson","Peppermint","rework","cum","dick","cockvore","Medihound","sleeper","belly sleeper","door wires","flightsuit","coder privilege","Developer abuse","ban reason","github self merge")]"
+	var/saltsecondarysubject = "[pick("rework","changes","r34","ban","removal","addition","leak","proposal","fanart","introduction","tabling","ERP","bikeshedding","sprites","semen keg","argument")]"
 	saltresult += "[saltprimarysubject] [saltsecondarysubject]"
 	return "[saltresult]!"