/datum/mood_event/handcuffed
	description = "<span class='warning'>I guess my antics have finally caught up with me.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -1

/datum/mood_event/broken_vow //Used for when mimes break their vow of silence
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>I have brought shame upon my name, and betrayed my fellow mimes by breaking our sacred vow...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -8

/datum/mood_event/on_fire
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>I'M ON FIRE!!!</span>\n"
	mood_change = -8

/datum/mood_event/suffocation
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>CAN'T... BREATHE...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -6

/datum/mood_event/burnt_thumb
	description = "<span class='warning'>I shouldn't play with lighters...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -1
	timeout = 2 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/cold
	description = "<span class='warning'>It's way too cold in here.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -2

/datum/mood_event/hot
	description = "<span class='warning'>It's getting hot in here.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -2

/datum/mood_event/creampie
	description = "<span class='warning'>I've been creamed. Tastes like pie flavor.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -2
	timeout = 3 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/slipped
	description = "<span class='warning'>I slipped. I should be more careful next time...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -2
	timeout = 3 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/eye_stab
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took a screwdriver to the eye.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -4
	timeout = 3 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/delam //SM delamination
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>Those God damn engineers can't do anything right...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -2
	timeout = 2400

/datum/mood_event/depression
	description = "<span class='warning'>I feel sad for no particular reason.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -9
	timeout = 2 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/shameful_suicide //suicide_acts that return SHAME, like sord
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>I can't even end it all!</span>\n"
	mood_change = -10
	timeout = 1 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/dismembered
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>AHH! I WAS USING THAT LIMB!</span>\n"
	mood_change = -8
	timeout = 2400

/datum/mood_event/noshoes
	description = "<span class='warning'>I am a disgrace to comedy everywhere!</span>\n"
	mood_change = -5

/datum/mood_event/tased
	description = "<span class='warning'>There's no \"z\" in \"taser\". It's in the zap.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -3
	timeout = 2 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/embedded
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>Pull it out!</span>\n"
	mood_change = -7

/datum/mood_event/table_limbsmash
	description = "<span class='warning'>That fucking table, man that hurts...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -3
	timeout = 3 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/table_limbsmash/add_effects(obj/item/bodypart/banged_limb)
	if(banged_limb)
		description = "<span class='warning'>My fucking [banged_limb.name], man that hurts...</span>\n"

/datum/mood_event/table/add_effects()
	if(ishuman(owner))
		var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = owner
		if(iscatperson(H))
			H.dna.species.start_wagging_tail(H)
			addtimer(CALLBACK(H.dna.species, TYPE_PROC_REF(/datum/species, stop_wagging_tail), H), 30)
			description =  "<span class='nicegreen'>They want to play on the table!</span>\n"
			mood_change = 2

/datum/mood_event/brain_damage
	mood_change = -3

/datum/mood_event/brain_damage/add_effects()
	var/damage_message = pick_list_replacements(BRAIN_DAMAGE_FILE, "brain_damage")
	description = "<span class='warning'>Hurr durr... [damage_message]</span>\n"

/datum/mood_event/hulk //Entire duration of having the hulk mutation
	description = "<span class='warning'>HULK SMASH!</span>\n"
	mood_change = -4

/datum/mood_event/epilepsy //Only when the mutation causes a seizure
	description = "<span class='warning'>I should have paid attention to the epilepsy warning.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -3
	timeout = 3000

/datum/mood_event/nyctophobia
	description = "<span class='warning'>It sure is dark around here...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -3

/datum/mood_event/brightlight
	description = "<span class='warning'>The light feels unbearable...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -3

/datum/mood_event/family_heirloom_missing
	description = "<span class='warning'>I'm missing my family heirloom...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -4

/datum/mood_event/healsbadman
	description = "<span class='warning'>I feel a lot better, but wow that was disgusting.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -4
	timeout = 2 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/jittery
	description = "<span class='warning'>I'm nervous and on edge and I can't stand still!!</span>\n"
	mood_change = -2

/datum/mood_event/vomit
	description = "<span class='warning'>I just threw up. Gross.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -2
	timeout = 2 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/vomitself
	description = "<span class='warning'>I just threw up all over myself. This is disgusting.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -4
	timeout = 3 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/painful_medicine
	description = "<span class='warning'>Medicine may be good for me but right now it stings like hell.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -5
	timeout = 1 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/painful_limb_regrowth
	description = "<span class='warning'>It's great to have all my limbs back but that was absolutely painful.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -5
	timeout = 1 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/loud_gong
	description = "<span class='warning'>That loud gong noise really hurt my ears!</span>\n"
	mood_change = -3
	timeout = 1200

/datum/mood_event/spooked
	description = "<span class='warning'>The rattling of those bones...It still haunts me.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -4
	timeout = 2400

/datum/mood_event/graverobbing
	description ="<span class='boldwarning'>I just desecrated someone's grave... I can't believe I did that...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -8
	timeout = 3 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/gates_of_mansus
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>I HAD A GLIMPSE OF THE HORROR BEYOND THIS WORLD. REALITY UNCOILED BEFORE MY EYES!</span>\n"
	mood_change = -25
	timeout = 4 MINUTES

//These are unused so far but I want to remember them to use them later

/datum/mood_event/cloned_corpse
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>I recently saw my own corpse...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -6

/datum/mood_event/surgery
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>HE'S CUTTING ME OPEN!!</span>\n"
	mood_change = -8

//End unused

/datum/mood_event/sad_empath
	description = "<span class='warning'>Someone seems upset...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -2
	timeout = 600

/datum/mood_event/sad_empath/add_effects(mob/sadtarget)
	description = "<span class='warning'>[sadtarget.name] seems upset...</span>\n"

/datum/mood_event/revenant_blight
	description = "<span class='umbra'>Just give up, honk...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -5

/datum/mood_event/revenant_blight/add_effects()
	description = "<span class='umbra'>Just give up, [pick("no one will miss you", "there is nothing you can do to help", "even a clown would be more useful than you", "does it even matter in the end?")]...</span>\n"

/datum/mood_event/plushjack
	description = "<span class='warning'>I have butchered a plush recently.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -1
	timeout = 2 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/plush_nostuffing
	description = "<span class='warning'>A plush I tried to pet had no stuffing...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -1
	timeout = 2 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/plush_bite
	description = "<span class='warning'>IT BIT ME!! OW!</span>\n"
	mood_change = -3
	timeout = 2 MINUTES

//Cursed stuff below

/datum/mood_event/emptypred
	description = "<span class='nicegreen'>I had to let someone out.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -2
	timeout = 1 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/emptyprey
	description = "<span class='nicegreen'>It feels quite cold out here.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -2
	timeout = 1 MINUTES

//Cursed stuff end.

/datum/mood_event/vampcandle
	description = "<span class='umbra'>Something is making your mind feel... loose...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -15
	timeout = 1 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/drankblood_bad
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>I drank the blood of a lesser creature. Disgusting.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -4
	timeout = 8 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/drankblood_dead
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>I drank dead blood. I am better than this.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -7
	timeout = 10 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/drankblood_synth
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>I drank synthetic blood. What is wrong with me?</span>\n"
	mood_change = -7
	timeout = 15 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/drankkilled
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>I drank from my victim until they died. I feel...less human.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -12
	timeout = 25 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/madevamp
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>A soul has been cursed to undeath by my own hand.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -10
	timeout = 30 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/vampatefood
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>Mortal nourishment no longer sustains me. I feel unwell.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -6
	timeout = 10 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/daylight_1
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>I slept poorly in a makeshift coffin during the day.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -3
	timeout = 10 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/daylight_2
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>I have been scorched by the unforgiving rays of the sun.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -6
	timeout = 15 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/bloodsucker_disgust
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>Something I recently ate was horrifyingly disgusting.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -5
	timeout = 5 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/nanite_sadness
	description = "<span class='warning robot'>+++++++HAPPINESS SUPPRESSION+++++++</span>\n"
	mood_change = -7

/datum/mood_event/nanite_sadness/add_effects(message)
	description = "<span class='warning robot'>+++++++[message]+++++++</span>\n"

/datum/mood_event/artbad
	description = "<span class='warning'>I've produced better art than that from my ass.</span>\n"
	mood_change = -2
	timeout = 1200

/datum/mood_event/tripped
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>I can't believe I fell for the oldest trick in the book!</span>\n"
	mood_change = -6
	timeout = 2 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/untied
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>I hate when my shoes come untied!</span>\n"
	mood_change = -3
	timeout = 1 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/high_five_alone
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>I tried getting a high-five with no one around, how embarassing!</span>\n"
	mood_change = -2
	timeout = 1 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/high_five_full_hand
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>Oh God, I don't even know how to high-five correctly...</span>\n"
	mood_change = -1
	timeout = 45 SECONDS

/datum/mood_event/left_hanging
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>But everyone loves high fives! Maybe people just... hate me?</span>\n"
	mood_change = -2
	timeout = 1.5 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/too_slow
	description = "<span class='boldwarning'>NO! HOW COULD I BE.... TOO SLOW???</span>\n"
	mood_change = -2 // multiplied by how many people saw it happen, up to 8, so potentially massive. the ULTIMATE prank carries a lot of weight
	timeout = 2 MINUTES

/datum/mood_event/too_slow/add_effects(param)
	var/people_laughing_at_you = 1 // start with 1 in case they're on the same tile or something
	for(var/mob/living/carbon/iter_carbon in oview(owner, 7))
		if(iter_carbon.stat == CONSCIOUS)
			people_laughing_at_you++
			if(people_laughing_at_you > 7)
				break

	mood_change *= people_laughing_at_you
	return ..()

/datum/mood_event/sacrifice_bad
	description = "<span class='warning'>Those darn savages!</span>\n"
	mood_change = -5
	timeout = 2 MINUTES