/obj/item/clothing/head/centhat
	name = "\improper CentCom hat"
	icon_state = "centcom"
	desc = "It's good to be emperor."
	item_state = "that"
	flags_inv = 0
	armor = list("melee" = 30, "bullet" = 15, "laser" = 30, "energy" = 10, "bomb" = 25, "bio" = 0, "rad" = 0, "fire" = 50, "acid" = 50)
	strip_delay = 80

/obj/item/clothing/head/powdered_wig
	name = "powdered wig"
	desc = "A powdered wig."
	icon_state = "pwig"
	item_state = "pwig"

/obj/item/clothing/head/that
	name = "top-hat"
	desc = "It's an amish looking hat."
	icon_state = "tophat"
	item_state = "that"
	dog_fashion = /datum/dog_fashion/head
	throwforce = 1

/obj/item/clothing/head/canada
	name = "striped red tophat"
	desc = "It smells like fresh donut holes. / <i>Il sent comme des trous de beignets frais.</i>"
	icon_state = "canada"
	item_state = "canada"

/obj/item/clothing/head/redcoat
	name = "redcoat's hat"
	icon_state = "redcoat"
	desc = "<i>'I guess it's a redhead.'</i>"

/obj/item/clothing/head/mailman
	name = "mailman's hat"
	icon_state = "mailman"
	desc = "<i>'Right-on-time'</i> mail service head wear."

/obj/item/clothing/head/plaguedoctorhat
	name = "plague doctor's hat"
	desc = "These were once used by plague doctors. They're pretty much useless."
	icon_state = "plaguedoctor"
	permeability_coefficient = 0.01

/obj/item/clothing/head/hasturhood
	name = "hastur's hood"
	desc = "It's <i>unspeakably</i> stylish."
	icon_state = "hasturhood"
	flags_inv = HIDEHAIR
	flags_cover = HEADCOVERSEYES

/obj/item/clothing/head/nursehat
	name = "nurse's hat"
	desc = "It allows quick identification of trained medical personnel."
	icon_state = "nursehat"
	dynamic_hair_suffix = ""

	dog_fashion = /datum/dog_fashion/head/nurse

/obj/item/clothing/head/syndicatefake
	name = "black space-helmet replica"
	icon_state = "syndicate-helm-black-red"
	item_state = "syndicate-helm-black-red"
	desc = "A plastic replica of a Syndicate agent's space helmet. You'll look just like a real murderous Syndicate agent in this! This is a toy, it is not made for use in space!"
	flags_inv = HIDEMASK|HIDEEARS|HIDEEYES|HIDEFACE|HIDEHAIR|HIDEFACIALHAIR

/obj/item/clothing/head/cueball
	name = "cueball helmet"
	desc = "A large, featureless white orb meant to be worn on your head. How do you even see out of this thing?"
	icon_state = "cueball"
	item_state="cueball"
	flags_cover = HEADCOVERSEYES|HEADCOVERSMOUTH
	flags_inv = HIDEMASK|HIDEEARS|HIDEEYES|HIDEFACE|HIDEHAIR|HIDEFACIALHAIR

/obj/item/clothing/head/snowman
	name = "Snowman Head"
	desc = "A ball of white styrofoam. So festive."
	icon_state = "snowman_h"
	item_state = "snowman_h"
	flags_cover = HEADCOVERSEYES
	flags_inv = HIDEMASK|HIDEEARS|HIDEEYES|HIDEFACE|HIDEHAIR|HIDEFACIALHAIR

/obj/item/clothing/head/justice
	name = "justice hat"
	desc = "Fight for what's righteous!"
	icon_state = "justicered"
	item_state = "justicered"
	flags_inv = HIDEHAIR|HIDEEARS|HIDEEYES|HIDEFACE|HIDEFACIALHAIR
	flags_cover = HEADCOVERSEYES

/obj/item/clothing/head/justice/blue
	icon_state = "justiceblue"
	item_state = "justiceblue"

/obj/item/clothing/head/justice/yellow
	icon_state = "justiceyellow"
	item_state = "justiceyellow"

/obj/item/clothing/head/justice/green
	icon_state = "justicegreen"
	item_state = "justicegreen"

/obj/item/clothing/head/justice/pink
	icon_state = "justicepink"
	item_state = "justicepink"

/obj/item/clothing/head/rabbitears
	name = "rabbit ears"
	desc = "Wearing these makes you look useless, and only good for your sex appeal."
	icon_state = "bunny"
	dynamic_hair_suffix = ""

	dog_fashion = /datum/dog_fashion/head/rabbit


/obj/item/clothing/head/flatcap
	name = "flat cap"
	desc = "A working man's cap."
	icon_state = "flat_cap"
	item_state = "detective"

/obj/item/clothing/head/pirate
	name = "pirate hat"
	desc = "Yarr."
	icon_state = "pirate"
	item_state = "pirate"
	dog_fashion = /datum/dog_fashion/head/pirate

/obj/item/clothing/head/pirate/captain
	icon_state = "hgpiratecap"
	item_state = "hgpiratecap"

/obj/item/clothing/head/bandana
	name = "pirate bandana"
	desc = "Yarr."
	icon_state = "bandana"
	item_state = "bandana"
	dynamic_hair_suffix = ""

/obj/item/clothing/head/bowler
	name = "bowler-hat"
	desc = "Gentleman, elite aboard!"
	icon_state = "bowler"
	item_state = "bowler"
	dynamic_hair_suffix = ""

/obj/item/clothing/head/witchwig
	name = "witch costume wig"
	desc = "Eeeee~heheheheheheh!"
	icon_state = "witch"
	item_state = "witch"
	flags_inv = HIDEHAIR

/obj/item/clothing/head/chicken
	name = "chicken suit head"
	desc = "Bkaw!"
	icon_state = "chickenhead"
	item_state = "chickensuit"
	flags_inv = HIDEMASK|HIDEEARS|HIDEEYES|HIDEFACE|HIDEHAIR|HIDEFACIALHAIR

/obj/item/clothing/head/griffin
	name = "griffon head"
	desc = "Why not 'eagle head'? Who knows."
	icon_state = "griffinhat"
	item_state = "griffinhat"
	flags_inv = HIDEMASK|HIDEEARS|HIDEEYES|HIDEFACE|HIDEHAIR|HIDEFACIALHAIR

/obj/item/clothing/head/bearpelt
	name = "bear pelt hat"
	desc = "Fuzzy."
	icon_state = "bearpelt"
	item_state = "bearpelt"

/obj/item/clothing/head/xenos
	name = "xenos helmet"
	icon_state = "xenos"
	item_state = "xenos_helm"
	desc = "A helmet made out of chitinous alien hide."
	flags_inv = HIDEMASK|HIDEEARS|HIDEEYES|HIDEFACE|HIDEHAIR|HIDEFACIALHAIR

/obj/item/clothing/head/fedora
	name = "fedora"
	icon_state = "fedora"
	item_state = "fedora"
	desc = "A really cool hat if you're a mobster. A really lame hat if you're not."
	pocket_storage_component_path = /datum/component/storage/concrete/pockets/small

/obj/item/clothing/head/fedora/suicide_act(mob/user)
	if(user.gender == FEMALE)
		return 0
	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = user
	user.visible_message("<span class='suicide'>[user] is donning [src]! It looks like [user.p_theyre()] trying to be nice to girls.</span>")
	user.say("M'lady.", forced = "fedora suicide")
	sleep(10)
	H.facial_hair_style = "Neckbeard"
	return(BRUTELOSS)

/obj/item/clothing/head/sombrero
	name = "sombrero"
	icon_state = "sombrero"
	item_state = "sombrero"
	desc = "You can practically taste the fiesta."
	flags_inv = HIDEHAIR

	dog_fashion = /datum/dog_fashion/head/sombrero

/obj/item/clothing/head/sombrero/green
	name = "green sombrero"
	icon_state = "greensombrero"
	item_state = "greensombrero"
	desc = "As elegant as a dancing cactus."
	flags_inv = HIDEHAIR|HIDEFACE|HIDEEARS
	dog_fashion = null

/obj/item/clothing/head/sombrero/shamebrero
	name = "shamebrero"
	icon_state = "shamebrero"
	item_state = "shamebrero"
	desc = "Once it's on, it never comes off."
	item_flags = NODROP
	dog_fashion = null

/obj/item/clothing/head/cone
	desc = "This cone is trying to warn you of something!"
	name = "warning cone"
	icon = 'icons/obj/janitor.dmi'
	icon_state = "cone"
	item_state = "cone"
	force = 1
	throwforce = 3
	throw_speed = 2
	throw_range = 5
	w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
	attack_verb = list("warned", "cautioned", "smashed")
	resistance_flags = NONE
	dynamic_hair_suffix = ""

/obj/item/clothing/head/santa
	name = "santa hat"
	desc = "On the first day of christmas my employer gave to me!"
	icon_state = "santahatnorm"
	item_state = "that"
	cold_protection = HEAD
	min_cold_protection_temperature = FIRE_HELM_MIN_TEMP_PROTECT
	dog_fashion = /datum/dog_fashion/head/santa

/obj/item/clothing/head/jester
	name = "jester hat"
	desc = "A hat with bells, to add some merriness to the suit."
	icon_state = "jester_hat"
	dynamic_hair_suffix = ""

/obj/item/clothing/head/rice_hat
	name = "rice hat"
	desc = "Welcome to the rice fields, motherfucker."
	icon_state = "rice_hat"

/obj/item/clothing/head/lizard
	name = "lizardskin cloche hat"
	desc = "How many lizards died to make this hat? Not enough."
	icon_state = "lizard"

/obj/item/clothing/head/papersack
	name = "paper sack hat"
	desc = "A paper sack with crude holes cut out for eyes. Useful for hiding one's identity or ugliness."
	icon_state = "papersack"
	flags_inv = HIDEHAIR|HIDEFACE|HIDEEARS

/obj/item/clothing/head/papersack/smiley
	name = "paper sack hat"
	desc = "A paper sack with crude holes cut out for eyes and a sketchy smile drawn on the front. Not creepy at all."
	icon_state = "papersack_smile"
	flags_inv = HIDEHAIR|HIDEFACE|HIDEEARS

/obj/item/clothing/head/crown
	name = "crown"
	desc = "A crown fit for a king, a petty king maybe."
	icon_state = "crown"
	armor = list("melee" = 15, "bullet" = 0, "laser" = 0,"energy" = 15, "bomb" = 0, "bio" = 0, "rad" = 0, "fire" = 100, "acid" = 50)
	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
	dynamic_hair_suffix = ""

/obj/item/clothing/head/crown/fancy
	name = "magnificent crown"
	desc = "A crown worn by only the highest emperors of the <s>land</s> space."
	icon_state = "fancycrown"

/obj/item/clothing/head/scarecrow_hat
	name = "scarecrow hat"
	desc = "A simple straw hat."
	icon_state = "scarecrow_hat"

/obj/item/clothing/head/lobsterhat
	name = "foam lobster head"
	desc = "When everything's going to crab, protecting your head is the best choice."
	icon_state = "lobster_hat"
	flags_inv = HIDEMASK|HIDEEARS|HIDEEYES|HIDEFACE|HIDEHAIR|HIDEFACIALHAIR

/obj/item/clothing/head/drfreezehat
	name = "doctor freeze's wig"
	desc = "A cool wig for cool people."
	icon_state = "drfreeze_hat"
	flags_inv = HIDEHAIR

/obj/item/clothing/head/pharaoh
	name = "pharaoh hat"
	desc = "Walk like an Egyptian."
	icon_state = "pharoah_hat"
	icon_state = "pharoah_hat"

/obj/item/clothing/head/jester/alt
	name = "jester hat"
	desc = "A hat with bells, to add some merriness to the suit."
	icon_state = "jester_hat2"
	dynamic_hair_suffix = ""

/obj/item/clothing/head/nemes
	name = "headdress of Nemes"
	desc = "Lavish space tomb not included."
	icon_state = "nemes_headdress"
	icon_state = "nemes_headdress"

/obj/item/clothing/head/frenchberet
	name = "french beret"
	desc = "A quality beret, infused with the aroma of chain-smoking, wine-swilling Parisians. You feel less inclined to engage military conflict, for some reason."
	icon_state = "beretblack"
	dynamic_hair_suffix = ""

/obj/item/clothing/head/frenchberet/speechModification(M)
	if(copytext(M, 1, 2) != "*")
		M = " [M]"
		var/list/french_words = strings("french_replacement.json", "french")

		for(var/key in french_words)
			var/value = french_words[key]
			if(islist(value))
				value = pick(value)

			M = replacetextEx(M, " [uppertext(key)]", " [uppertext(value)]")
			M = replacetextEx(M, " [capitalize(key)]", " [capitalize(value)]")
			M = replacetextEx(M, " [key]", " [value]")

		if(prob(3))
			M += pick(" Honh honh honh!"," Honh!"," Zut Alors!")
	return trim(M)