Merge pull request #10206 from Dorsisdwarf/smokeforyourhp

Buffs capacity of cigars to be greater than cigarettes, removes fucking stupid messages from nicotine.

code/game/objects/items/weapons/cigs_lighters.dm

@@ -284,7 +284,7 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 
 /obj/item/weapon/cigbutt/roach
 	name = "roach"
-	desc = "A manky old roach."
+	desc = "A manky old roach, or for non-stoners, a used rollup."
 	icon_state = "roach"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/cigbutt/roach/New()
@@ -306,7 +306,7 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 	throw_speed = 0.5
 	item_state = "cigaroff"
 	smoketime = 1500
-	chem_volume = 20
+	chem_volume = 40
 
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/cigar/cohiba
 	name = "\improper Cohiba Robusto cigar"
@@ -314,15 +314,18 @@ CIGARETTE PACKETS ARE IN FANCY.DM
 	icon_state = "cigar2off"
 	icon_on = "cigar2on"
 	icon_off = "cigar2off"
+	smoketime = 2000
+	chem_volume = 80
+
 
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette/cigar/havana
 	name = "premium Havanian cigar"
-	desc = "A cigar fit for only the best for the best."
+	desc = "A cigar fit for only the best of the best."
 	icon_state = "cigar2off"
 	icon_on = "cigar2on"
 	icon_off = "cigar2off"
 	smoketime = 7200
-	chem_volume = 30
+	chem_volume = 50
 
 /obj/item/weapon/cigbutt
 	name = "cigarette butt"

code/modules/reagents/Chemistry-Reagents/Drug-Reagents.dm

@@ -39,8 +39,8 @@
 	addiction_threshold = 30
 
 /datum/reagent/drug/nicotine/on_mob_life(var/mob/living/M as mob)
-	var/smoke_message = pick("You can just feel your lungs dying!", "You feel relaxed.", "You feel calmed.", "You feel the lung cancer forming.", "You feel the money you wasted.", "You feel like a space cowboy.", "You feel rugged.")
-	if(prob(5))
+	if(prob(1))
+		var/smoke_message = pick("You feel relaxed.", "You feel calmed.","You feel alert.","You feel rugged.")
 		M << "<span class='notice'>[smoke_message]</span>"
 	M.AdjustStunned(-1)
 	M.adjustStaminaLoss(-0.5*REM)