Adds two clown-spection scanners that print clowncrypted reports (#59306)

Alright, update the changelog and body of the PR, and comment here when that's done.
This should be ready for merge then.
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interestingusernam3
2021-06-07 21:35:25 +02:00
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parent 2a29745c7b
commit 997de9b59e
11 changed files with 430 additions and 10 deletions
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@@ -18,3 +18,16 @@
// Used by PDA and cartridge code to reduce repetitiveness of spritesheets
#define PDAIMG(what) {"<span class="pda16x16 [#what]"></span>"}
//N-spect scanner defines
#define INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_NORMAL 1
#define INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_CLASSIC 2
#define INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_HONK 3
#define INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_FAFAFOGGY 4
#define BANANIUM_CLOWN_INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_LAST 4
#define CLOWN_INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_LAST 4
#define INSPECTOR_POWER_USAGE_HONK 15
#define INSPECTOR_POWER_USAGE_NORMAL 5
#define INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_SLOW 1
#define INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_FAST 2
#define INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_HONK 3
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@@ -430,6 +430,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_INIT(pda_styles, sortList(list(MONO, VT, ORBITRON, SHARE)))
#define BONE_SCAR_FILE "wounds/bone_scar_desc.json"
#define SCAR_LOC_FILE "wounds/scar_loc.json"
#define EXODRONE_FILE "exodrone.json"
#define CLOWN_NONSENSE_FILE "clown_nonsense.json"
//Fullscreen overlay resolution in tiles.
#define FULLSCREEN_OVERLAY_RESOLUTION_X 15
@@ -1288,6 +1288,17 @@
/datum/reagent/consumable/ice = 10
)
category = CAT_CHEMISTRY
/**
* Recipe used for upgrading fake N-spect scanners to bananium HONK-spect scanners
*/
/datum/crafting_recipe/clown_scanner_upgrade
name = "Bananium HONK-spect scanner"
result = /obj/item/inspector/clown/bananium
reqs = list(/obj/item/inspector/clown = 1, /obj/item/stack/sticky_tape = 3, /obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/bananium = 5) //the chainsaw of prank tools
tool_paths = list(/obj/item/bikehorn)
time = 40 SECONDS
category = CAT_MISC
#undef CRAFTING_MACHINERY_CONSUME
#undef CRAFTING_MACHINERY_USE
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@@ -57,6 +57,11 @@
to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You forge the official seal with a [C.crayon_color] crayon. No one will notice... right?</span>")
update_appearance()
/**
* # N-spect scanner
*
* Creates reports for area inspection bounties.
*/
/obj/item/inspector
name = "\improper N-spect scanner"
desc = "Central Command-issued inspection device. Performs inspections according to Nanotrasen protocols when activated, then \
@@ -69,18 +74,124 @@
w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_TINY
throw_range = 1
throw_speed = 1
///How long it takes to print on time each mode, ordered NORMAL, FAST, HONK
var/list/time_list = list(5 SECONDS, 1 SECONDS, 0.1 SECONDS)
///Which print time mode we're on.
var/time_mode = INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_SLOW
///determines the sound that plays when printing a report
var/print_sound_mode = INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_NORMAL
///Power cell used to power the scanner. Paths g
var/obj/item/stock_parts/cell/cell = /obj/item/stock_parts/cell/crap
///Cell cover status
var/cell_cover_open = FALSE
///Power used per print in cell units
var/power_per_print = INSPECTOR_POWER_USAGE_NORMAL
///Power used to say an error message
var/power_to_speak = 1
/obj/item/inspector/Initialize()
. = ..()
if(ispath(cell))
cell = new cell(src)
// Clean up the cell on destroy
/obj/item/clothing/suit/space/Destroy()
if(cell)
QDEL_NULL(cell)
return ..()
// Clean up the cell on destroy
/obj/item/inspector/handle_atom_del(atom/A)
if(A == cell)
cell = null
return ..()
// support for items that interact with the cell
/obj/item/inspector/get_cell()
return cell
/obj/item/inspector/attack_self(mob/user)
. = ..()
if(do_after(user, 5 SECONDS, target = user, progress=TRUE))
print_report()
if(do_after(user, time_list[time_mode], target = user, progress=TRUE))
print_report(user)
///Prints out a report for bounty purposes, and plays a short audio blip.
/obj/item/inspector/proc/print_report()
// Create our report
/obj/item/inspector/crowbar_act(mob/living/user, obj/item/tool)
. = ..()
if(user.combat_mode)
return
cell_cover_open = !cell_cover_open
balloon_alert(user, "You [cell_cover_open ? "open" : "close"] the cell cover on \the [src].")
return TRUE
/obj/item/inspector/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
if(cell_cover_open && istype(I, /obj/item/stock_parts/cell))
if(cell)
to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>[src] already has a cell installed.</span>")
return
if(user.transferItemToLoc(I, src))
cell = I
to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You successfully install \the [cell] into [src].</span>")
return
return ..()
/obj/item/inspector/CtrlClick(mob/living/user)
if(!user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, NO_DEXTERITY, FALSE, !iscyborg(user)) || !cell_cover_open || !cell)
return ..()
user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] removes \the [cell] from [src]!</span>", \
"<span class='notice'>You remove [cell].</span>")
cell.add_fingerprint(user)
user.put_in_hands(cell)
cell = null
/obj/item/inspector/examine(mob/user)
. = ..()
if(!cell_cover_open)
. += "Its cell cover is closed. It looks like it could be <strong>pried</strong> out, but doing so would require an appropriate tool."
return
. += "It's cell cover is open, exposing the cell slot. It looks like it could be <strong>pried</strong> in, but doing so would require an appropriate tool."
if(!cell)
. += "The slot for a cell is empty."
else
. += "\The [cell] is firmly in place. <span class='info'>Ctrl-click with an empty hand to remove it.</span>"
/**
* Create our report
*
* Arguments:
*/
/obj/item/inspector/proc/create_slip()
var/obj/item/paper/report/slip = new(get_turf(src))
slip.generate_report(get_area(src))
playsound(src, 'sound/machines/high_tech_confirm.ogg', 50, FALSE)
/**
* Prints out a report for bounty purposes, and plays a short audio blip.
*
* Arguments:
*/
/obj/item/inspector/proc/print_report(mob/user)
if(!cell)
to_chat(user, "<span class='info'>\The [src] doesn't seem to be on... It feels quite light. Perhaps it lacks a power cell?")
return
if(cell.charge == 0)
to_chat(user, "<span class='info'>\The [src] doesn't seem to be on... Perhaps it ran out of power?")
return
if(!cell.use(power_per_print))
if(cell.use(power_to_speak))
say("ERROR! POWER CELL CHARGE LEVEL TOO LOW TO PRINT REPORT!")
return
create_slip()
switch(print_sound_mode)
if(INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_NORMAL)
playsound(src, 'sound/machines/high_tech_confirm.ogg', 50, FALSE)
if(INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_CLASSIC)
playsound(src, 'sound/items/biddledeep.ogg', 50, FALSE)
if(INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_HONK)
playsound(src, 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg', 50, FALSE)
if(INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_FAFAFOGGY)
playsound(src, pick(list('sound/items/robofafafoggy.ogg', 'sound/items/robofafafoggy2.ogg')), 50, FALSE)
/obj/item/paper/report
name = "encrypted station inspection"
@@ -115,3 +226,223 @@
. += "<span class='notice'>Wait a minute, this isn't an encrypted inspection report! You should throw it away.</span>"
else
. += "<span class='notice'>Wait a minute, this thing's blank! You should throw it away.</span>"
/**
* # Fake N-spect scanner
*
* A clown variant of the N-spect scanner
*
* This prints fake reports with garbage in them,
* can be set to print them instantly with a screwdriver.
* By default it plays the old "woody" scanning sound, scanning sounds can be cycled by clicking with a multitool.
* Can be crafted into a bananium HONK-spect scanner
*/
/obj/item/inspector/clown
///will only cycle through modes with numbers lower than this
var/max_mode = CLOWN_INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_LAST
///names of modes, ordered first to last
var/list/mode_names = list("normal", "classic", "honk", "fafafoggy")
/obj/item/inspector/clown/attack(mob/living/M, mob/living/user)
. = ..()
print_report(user)
/obj/item/inspector/clown/screwdriver_act(mob/living/user, obj/item/tool)
if(!cell_cover_open)
return ..()
cycle_print_time(user)
return TRUE
/obj/item/inspector/clown/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
if(cell_cover_open && istype(I, /obj/item/kitchen/fork))
cycle_sound(user)
return
return ..()
/obj/item/inspector/clown/examine(mob/user)
. = ..()
if(cell_cover_open)
. += "Two weird settings dials are visible within the battery compartment."
/obj/item/inspector/clown/examine_more(mob/user)
if(!cell_cover_open)
return ..()
. = list("<span class='notice'>Both setting dials are flush with the surface of the battery compartment, and seem to be impossible to move with bare hands.</span>")
. += "\t<span class='info'>The first dial is labeled \"SPEED\" and looks a bit like a <strong>screw</strong> head.</span>"
. += "\t<span class='info'>The second dial is labeled \"SOUND\". It has four small holes in it. Perhaps it can be turned with a fork?</span>"
. += "\t<span class='info'>A small bananium part labeled \"ADVANCED WATER CHIP 23000000\" is visible within the battery compartment. It looks completely unlike normal modern electronics, disturbing it would be rather unwise.</span>"
/obj/item/inspector/clown/proc/cycle_print_time(mob/user)
var/message
if(time_mode == INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_FAST)
time_mode = INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_SLOW
message = "SLOW."
else
time_mode = INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_FAST
message = "LIGHTNING FAST."
balloon_alert(user, "You turn the screw-like dial, setting the device's scanning speed to [message]")
/obj/item/inspector/clown/proc/cycle_sound(mob/user)
print_sound_mode++
if(print_sound_mode > max_mode)
print_sound_mode = INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_NORMAL
balloon_alert(user, "You turn the dial with holes in it, setting the device's bleep setting to [mode_names[print_sound_mode]] mode.")
/obj/item/inspector/clown/create_slip()
var/obj/item/paper/fake_report/slip = new(get_turf(src))
slip.generate_report(get_area(src))
/**
* # Bananium HONK-spect scanner
*
* An upgraded version of the fake N-spect scanner
*
* Can print things way faster, at full power the reports printed by this will destroy
* themselves and leave water behind when folding is attempted by someone who isn't an
* origami master. Printing at full power costs INSPECTOR_POWER_USAGE_HONK cell units
* instead of INSPECTOR_POWER_USAGE_NORMAL cell units.
*/
/obj/item/inspector/clown/bananium
name = "\improper Bananium HONK-spect scanner"
desc = "Honkmother-blessed inspection device. Performs inspections according to Clown protocols when activated, then \
prints a clowncrypted report regarding the maintenance of the station. Hard to replace."
icon = 'icons/obj/tools.dmi'
icon_state = "bananium_inspector"
w_class = WEIGHT_CLASS_SMALL
max_mode = BANANIUM_CLOWN_INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_LAST
///How many more times can we print?
var/paper_charges = 32
///Max value of paper_charges
var/max_paper_charges = 32
///How much charges are restored per paper consumed
var/charges_per_paper = 1
/obj/item/inspector/clown/bananium/proc/check_settings_legality()
if(print_sound_mode == INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_NORMAL && time_mode == INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_HONK)
if(cell.use(power_to_speak))
say("Setting combination forbidden by Geneva convention revision CCXXIII selected, reverting to defaults")
time_mode = INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_SLOW
print_sound_mode = INSPECTOR_PRINT_SOUND_MODE_NORMAL
power_per_print = INSPECTOR_POWER_USAGE_NORMAL
/obj/item/inspector/clown/bananium/screwdriver_act(mob/living/user, obj/item/tool)
. = ..()
check_settings_legality()
return TRUE
/obj/item/inspector/clown/bananium/attackby(obj/item/I, mob/user, params)
. = ..()
if(cell_cover_open)
check_settings_legality()
if(istype(I, /obj/item/paper/fake_report) || paper_charges >= max_paper_charges)
to_chat(user, "<span class='info'>\The [src] refuses to consume \the [I]!</span>")
return
if(istype(I, /obj/item/paper))
to_chat(user, "<span class='info'>\The [src] consumes \the [I]!</span>")
paper_charges = min(paper_charges + charges_per_paper, max_paper_charges)
qdel(I)
/obj/item/inspector/clown/bananium/Initialize()
. = ..()
playsound(src, 'sound/effects/angryboat.ogg', 150, FALSE)
/obj/item/inspector/clown/bananium/create_slip()
if(time_mode == INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_HONK)
var/obj/item/paper/fake_report/water/slip = new(get_turf(src))
slip.generate_report(get_area(src))
return
return ..()
/obj/item/inspector/clown/bananium/print_report(mob/user)
if(time_mode != INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_HONK)
return ..()
if(paper_charges == 0)
if(cell.use(power_to_speak))
say("ERROR! OUT OF PAPER! MAXIMUM PRINTING SPEED UNAVAIBLE! SWITCH TO A SLOWER SPEED TO OR PROVIDE PAPER!")
else
to_chat(user, "<span class='info'>\The [src] doesn't seem to be on... Perhaps it ran out of power?")
return
paper_charges--
return ..()
/obj/item/inspector/clown/bananium/cycle_print_time(mob/user)
var/message
switch(time_mode)
if(INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_HONK)
power_per_print = INSPECTOR_POWER_USAGE_NORMAL
time_mode = INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_SLOW
message = "SLOW."
if(INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_SLOW)
time_mode = INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_FAST
message = "LIGHTNING FAST."
else
time_mode = INSPECTOR_TIME_MODE_HONK
power_per_print = INSPECTOR_POWER_USAGE_HONK
message = "HONK!"
balloon_alert(user, "You turn the screw-like dial, setting the device's scanning speed to [message]")
/**
* Reports printed by fake N-spect scanner
*
* Not valid for the bounty.
*/
/obj/item/paper/fake_report
name = "encrypted station inspection"
desc = "Contains no information about the station's current status."
icon = 'icons/obj/bureaucracy.dmi'
icon_state = "slip"
show_written_words = FALSE
///What area the inspector scanned when the report was made. Used to generate the examine text of the report
var/area/scanned_area
/obj/item/paper/fake_report/proc/generate_report(area/scan_area)
scanned_area = scan_area
icon_state = "slipfull"
var/list/new_info = list()
for(var/i in 1 to rand(23, 123))
var/roll = rand(0, 1000)
switch(roll)
if(0 to 900)
new_info += pick_list_replacements(CLOWN_NONSENSE_FILE, "honk")
if(901 to 999)
new_info += pick_list_replacements(CLOWN_NONSENSE_FILE, "non-honk-clown-words")
if(1000)
new_info += pick_list_replacements(CLOWN_NONSENSE_FILE, "rare")
info += new_info.Join()
/obj/item/paper/fake_report/examine(mob/user)
. = ..()
if(scanned_area?.name)
. += "<span class='notice'>\The [src] contains no data on [scanned_area.name].</span>"
else if(scanned_area)
. += "<span class='notice'>\The [src] contains no data on a vague area on station, you should throw it away.</span>"
else if(info)
. += "<span class='notice'>Wait a minute, this isn't an encrypted inspection report! You should throw it away.</span>"
else
. += "<span class='notice'>Wait a minute, this thing's blank! You should throw it away.</span>"
/**
* # Fake report made of water
*
* Fake report but it turns into water under certain circumstances.
*
* If someone who isn't an origami master tries to fold it into a paper plane, it will make the floor it's on wet and disappear.
* If it is ground, it will turn into 5u water.
*/
/obj/item/paper/fake_report/water
grind_results = list(/datum/reagent/water = 5)
/obj/item/paper/fake_report/water/AltClick(mob/living/user, obj/item/I)
if(!user.canUseTopic(src, BE_CLOSE, NO_DEXTERITY, FALSE, TRUE))
return
var/datum/action/innate/origami/origami_action = locate() in user.actions
if(origami_action?.active) //Origami masters can fold water
make_plane(user, I, /obj/item/paperplane/syndicate)
else if(do_after(user, 1 SECONDS, target = src, progress=TRUE))
var/turf/open/target = get_turf(src)
target.MakeSlippery(TURF_WET_WATER, min_wet_time = 10 SECONDS, wet_time_to_add = 5 SECONDS)
to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>As you try to fold [src] into the shape of a plane, it disintegrates into water!</span>")
qdel(src)
@@ -80,3 +80,19 @@
price_max = 200
stock_max = 3
availability_prob = 50
/**
* # Fake N-spect scanner black market entry
*/
/datum/blackmarket_item/tool/fake_scanner
name = "Clowny N-spect scanner"
desc = "This UPGRADED N-spect scanner can play FIVE HIGH-QUALITY SOUNDS (fork required for sound adjustment not included) and print reports \
LIGHTNING FAST (screwdriver necessary to activate maximum speed not included). We make no claims as to the usefulness of the reports printed by this. \
Any and all implied warranties are void if the device is touched, moved, kicked, thrown or modified with bananium sheets. Batteries included. \
Crowbar necessary to change batteries and adjust settings not included."
item = /obj/item/inspector/clown
price_min = 230
price_max = 323
stock_max = 2
availability_prob = 50
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if(!Carbon.iscopy && !Carbon.copied)
to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Take off the carbon copy first.</span>")
return
to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You fold [src] into the shape of a plane!</span>")
user.temporarilyRemoveItemFromInventory(src)
var/obj/item/paperplane/plane_type = /obj/item/paperplane
//Origami Master
var/datum/action/innate/origami/origami_action = locate() in user.actions
if(origami_action?.active)
plane_type = /obj/item/paperplane/syndicate
make_plane(user, I, /obj/item/paperplane/syndicate)
else
make_plane(user, I, /obj/item/paperplane)
/**
* Paper plane folding
*
* Arguments:
* * mob/living/user - who's folding
* * obj/item/I - what's being folded
* * obj/item/paperplane/plane_type - what it will be folded into (path)
*/
/obj/item/paper/proc/make_plane(mob/living/user, obj/item/I, obj/item/paperplane/plane_type = /obj/item/paperplane)
to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You fold [src] into the shape of a plane!</span>")
user.temporarilyRemoveItemFromInventory(src)
I = new plane_type(loc, src)
if(user.Adjacent(I))
user.put_in_hands(I)
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{
"honk": [
"honk",
"HONK",
"HONK!",
"HONK!!!",
"HENK",
"HOOOOOOONK"
],
"rare": [
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
"damn",
":))))))))))))))))))))))))",
" :) ",
"Hink",
"HAHAHAA HEEHEEHEE",
" Laugh sound. ",
"Extreme Ruckus at the Party"
],
"non-honk-clown-words": [
"bananas",
"chapiteau",
"entrée",
"pranking",
"peel",
"banana peel",
"party",
"juggling",
"... ",
"cat",
"balagan",
"pie",
"slip"
]
}