Because I cannot bear it.

code/datums/uplink_item.dm

@@ -441,7 +441,7 @@ var/list/uplink_items = list()
 
 /datum/uplink_item/stealthy_weapons/dehy_carp
 	name = "Dehydrated Space Carp"
-	desc = "Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate before use."
+	desc = "Looks like a plush toy carp, but just add water and it becomes a real-life space carp! Activate in your hand before use so it knows not to kill you."
 	item = /obj/item/toy/carpplushie/dehy_carp
 	cost = 3
 

code/game/objects/items/dehy_carp.dm

@@ -3,14 +3,14 @@
  *	Instant carp, just add water
  */
 
-// Child of carpplushie because this should do everything the toy does and more
+//Child of carpplushie because this should do everything the toy does and more
 /obj/item/toy/carpplushie/dehy_carp
-	var/mob/owner = null	// Carp doesn't attack owner, set when using in hand
-	var/owned = 0	// Boolean, no owner to begin with
+	var/mob/owner = null	//Carp doesn't attack owner, set when using in hand
+	var/owned = 0	//Boolean, no owner to begin with
 
 // Attack self
 /obj/item/toy/carpplushie/dehy_carp/attack_self(mob/user)
-	src.add_fingerprint(user)	// Anyone can add their fingerprints to it with this
+	src.add_fingerprint(user)	//Anyone can add their fingerprints to it with this
 	if(!owned)
 		user << "<span class='notice'>You pet [src]. You swear it looks up at you.</span>"
 		owner = user
@@ -30,12 +30,12 @@
 	desc = "It's growing!"
 	visible_message("<span class='notice'>[src] swells up!</span>")
 
-	// Animation
+	//Animation
 	icon = 'icons/mob/animal.dmi'
 	flick("carp_swell", src)
 	// Wait for animation to end
 	sleep(6)
-	// Make space carp
+	//Make space carp
 	var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp/C = new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/carp(get_turf(src))
 	// Make carp non-hostile to user, and their allies
 	if(owner)
@@ -45,7 +45,7 @@
 				factions -= F
 		C.faction = factions
 	if (!owner || owner.faction != C.faction)
-		visible_message("<span class='warning'>You have a bad feeling about this.</span>") // welcome to the hostile carp enjoy your die
+		visible_message("<span class='warning'>You have a bad feeling about this.</span>") //welcome to the hostile carp enjoy your die
 	else
 		visible_message("<span class='notice'>The newly grown carp looks up at you with friendly eyes.</span>")
 	qdel(src)

code/game/objects/items/toys.dm

@@ -1126,12 +1126,12 @@
 	burn_state = 0 //Burnable
 	var/bitesound = 'sound/weapons/bite.ogg'
 
-// Attack mob
+//Attack mob
 /obj/item/toy/carpplushie/attack(mob/M, mob/user)
-	playsound(loc, bitesound, 20, 1)	// Play bite sound in local area
+	playsound(loc, bitesound, 20, 1)	//Play bite sound in local area
 	return ..()
 
-// Attack self
+//Attack self
 /obj/item/toy/carpplushie/attack_self(mob/user)
 	playsound(src.loc, bitesound, 20, 1)
 	user << "<span class='notice'>You pet [src]. D'awww.</span>"