Red pills sometimes make people think (#41883)

Remember that scene from The Matrix? This PR adds a 5% chance that swallowing red pills makes you think about stuff the average Nanotrasen employee isn't supposed to pay attention to.
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2018-12-11 10:43:40 +13:00
committed by oranges
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M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] forces [M] to [apply_method] [src].</span>", \
"<span class='userdanger'>[user] forces [M] to [apply_method] [src].</span>")
var/makes_me_think = pick(strings("redpill.json", "redpill_questions"))
if(icon_state == "pill4" && prob(5)) //you take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
sleep(50)
to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[makes_me_think]</span>")
if(reagents.total_volume)
reagents.reaction(M, apply_type)
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{
"redpill_questions": [
"What happened to the ceiling?",
"Why is it called the emergency shuttle if it arrives every single shift?",
"Where does the Cook get all this meat from?",
"Space wind? How does that even make sense?",
"Why does Nanotrasen hire Clowns and Mimes for every single station?",
"Why is the station's air supply connected to the plasma tank?",
"Why are there fire alarms everywhere but no sprinklers?",
"Why is this a plasma research station if we know everything about plasma already?",
"Who hires all these unqualified, violent assistants?",
"How do the morgue trays know whether someone's soul is still in their body?",
"If two miners were in Lavaland and one of them killed the other with a pickaxe, wouldn't that be fucked up or what?",
"How do I know the names of all these people that I've never met before?",
"How come a hole in the floor doesn't suck you out into space?",
"Why is space cold?",
"Why does space circle around on itself?"
]
}