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Red pills sometimes make people think (#41883)
Remember that scene from The Matrix? This PR adds a 5% chance that swallowing red pills makes you think about stuff the average Nanotrasen employee isn't supposed to pay attention to.
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M.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] forces [M] to [apply_method] [src].</span>", \
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"<span class='userdanger'>[user] forces [M] to [apply_method] [src].</span>")
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var/makes_me_think = pick(strings("redpill.json", "redpill_questions"))
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if(icon_state == "pill4" && prob(5)) //you take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes
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sleep(50)
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to_chat(M, "<span class='notice'>[makes_me_think]</span>")
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if(reagents.total_volume)
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reagents.reaction(M, apply_type)
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@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
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{
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"redpill_questions": [
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"What happened to the ceiling?",
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"Why is it called the emergency shuttle if it arrives every single shift?",
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"Where does the Cook get all this meat from?",
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"Space wind? How does that even make sense?",
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"Why does Nanotrasen hire Clowns and Mimes for every single station?",
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"Why is the station's air supply connected to the plasma tank?",
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"Why are there fire alarms everywhere but no sprinklers?",
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"Why is this a plasma research station if we know everything about plasma already?",
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"Who hires all these unqualified, violent assistants?",
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"How do the morgue trays know whether someone's soul is still in their body?",
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"If two miners were in Lavaland and one of them killed the other with a pickaxe, wouldn't that be fucked up or what?",
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"How do I know the names of all these people that I've never met before?",
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"How come a hole in the floor doesn't suck you out into space?",
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"Why is space cold?",
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"Why does space circle around on itself?"
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]
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}
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