Cluwne and Cluwne Goblins.

Ported somewhat but a lot less depressive and edgy.

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/humanoids/clown.dm

@@ -71,3 +71,80 @@
 		visible_message("<span class='notice'>\The [src] opens up revealing another kloun!</span>")
 		var/location = get_turf(src)
 		new /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/clown/glorious/lesser(location)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/clown/cluwne
+	icon = 'icons/mob/animal_VG.dmi'
+	name = "cluwne"
+	desc = "This poor creature used to be human.  Before it pissed off the Gods, that is.  Now it is retarded, miserable, and has bikehorns for an arm."
+	icon_state = "cluwne"
+	icon_living = "cluwne"
+	icon_dead = "cluwne_dead"
+	icon_gib = "clown_gib"
+	speak_chance = 50
+	turns_per_move = 5
+	response_help = "pokes the"
+	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside the"
+	response_harm = "hits the"
+	speak = list("HONK", "Honk!")
+	speak_emote = list("squeals", "cries","sobs")
+	emote_hear = list("honks sadly")
+	speak_chance = 1
+	a_intent = I_HELP
+	var/footstep=0 // For clownshoe noises
+	//deny_client_move=1 // HONK // Doesn't work right yet
+
+	stop_automated_movement_when_pulled = 1
+	maxHealth = 30
+	health = 30
+	speed = 11
+
+	var/brain_op_stage = 0.0 // Faking it
+
+	harm_intent_damage = 1
+	melee_damage_lower = 0
+	melee_damage_upper = 0.1
+	attacktext = "honks at"
+	attack_sound = 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg'
+
+	min_oxy = 5
+	max_oxy = 0
+	min_tox = 0
+	max_tox = 1
+	min_co2 = 0
+	max_co2 = 5
+	min_n2 = 0
+	max_n2 = 0
+	minbodytemp = 270
+	maxbodytemp = 370
+	heat_damage_per_tick = 15	//amount of damage applied if animal's body temperature is higher than maxbodytemp
+	cold_damage_per_tick = 10	//same as heat_damage_per_tick, only if the bodytemperature it's lower than minbodytemp
+	unsuitable_atoms_damage = 10
+	mutations = list(M_CLUMSY)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/clown/cluwne/goblin
+	name = "clown goblin"
+	desc = "A tiny walking mask and clown shoes. You want to honk his nose!"
+	icon_state = "ClownGoblin"
+	icon_living = "ClownGoblin"
+	icon_dead = null
+	response_help = "honks the"
+	speak = list("Honk!")
+	speak_emote = list("sqeaks")
+	emote_hear = list("honks")
+	maxHealth = 100
+	health = 100
+	size = 1
+	environment_smash_flags = SMASH_LIGHT_STRUCTURES
+
+	speed = 1
+	turns_per_move = 1
+
+	melee_damage_type = "BRAIN"
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/goblin/attackby(obj/item/weapon/W, mob/user)
+	if(istype(W,/obj/item/weapon/pen)) //Renaming
+		var/n_name = copytext(sanitize(input(user, "What would you like to name this clown goblin?", "Clown Goblin Name", null) as text|null), 1, MAX_NAME_LEN*3)
+		if(n_name && Adjacent(user) && !user.stat)
+			name = "[n_name]"
+		return
+	..()