adds 16 citadel cards to the white CAG deck and (#3744)

* adds 16 citadel cards to the white CAG deck and
removes about 40 not really funny white card contents

* adds a hint to the change ingame

code/modules/games/cah.dm

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/deck/cah
 	name = "\improper CAG deck (white)"
-	desc = "The ever-popular Cards Against The Galaxy word game. Warning: may include traces of broken fourth wall. This is the white deck."
+	desc = "The ever-popular Cards Against The Galaxy word game. Warning: may include traces of broken fourth wall. Now with the NSV Triumph Expansion This is the white deck."
 	icon_state = "cag_white"
 	var/blanks = 5
 

code/modules/games/cah_white_cards.dm

@@ -72,6 +72,26 @@
 	"A group of Skrell getting their squish on",
 	"Enough soporific to put the entire station down",
 	"Delicious Vietnamese cuisine",
+	
+	//Citadel additions
+	"Ruskit Thicklimb",
+	"The Bi-authoritative Union for Secure Yield Works Division",
+	"Busyworks Division",
+	"Ex3-378",
+	"The Murphy Clan",
+	"A Minigun",
+	"No",
+	"Katerina Felisata",
+	"A Nanite Porn Elf",
+	"A Map that is really way to large",
+	"A facility that is barely staffed during main working hours",
+	"Huey Bennett, the cutest demon around",
+	"Valvatorez Auir, the Lord of Cheese",
+	"Cockblocking Meteors, AGAIN!",
+	"Generic Dickgirl 69",
+	"That one catgirl with a cock the size if your arm",
+	"Catgirl(male)",
+
 	//Here down are non-spess cards. -VOREStation Add for these.
 	//Reconciling these as well.
 
@@ -136,7 +156,7 @@
 	"A sea of troubles.",
 	"A slightly shittier parallel universe.",
 	"A snapping turtle biting the tip of your penis.",
-	"A soulful rendition of 'Ol' Man River.'",
+	//"A soulful rendition of 'Ol' Man River.'",
 	"A squadron of moles wearing aviator goggles.",
 	"A stray pube.",
 	"A Donk Soaker full of cat pee.",
@@ -172,16 +192,16 @@
 	"An unhinged ferris wheel rolling toward the sea.",
 	"Anal beads.",
 	"Another goddamn vampire movie.",
-	"Another shitty year.",
-	"Another shop of morphine.",
+	//"Another shitty year.",
+	//"Another shop of morphine.",
 	"Apologizing.",
-	"Appreciative snapping.",
-	"Asians who aren't good at math.",
+	//"Appreciative snapping.",
+	//"Asians who aren't good at math.",
 	"Assless chaps.",
 	"Attitude.",
 	"Authentic Mexican cuisine.",
 	"Autocannibalism.",
-	"AXE body spray.",
+	//"AXE body spray.",
 	"Balls.",
 	"Basic human decency.",
 	"BATMAN!!!",
@@ -205,7 +225,7 @@
 	"Boogers.",
 	"Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.",
 	"Bosnian chicken farmers.",
-	"Breaking out into song and dance.",
+	//"Breaking out into song and dance.",
 	"Bullshit.",
 	"Cards Against the Galaxy.",
 	"Carnies.",
@@ -220,7 +240,7 @@
 	"Children on leashes.",
 	"Chivalry.",
 	"Civilian casualties.",
-	"Clams.",
+	//"Clams.",
 	"Classist Undertones.",
 	"Clearing a bloody path through Walmart with a scimitar.",
 	"Coat hanger abortions.",
@@ -244,7 +264,7 @@
 	"Dead parents.",
 	"Death by Snu Snu.",
 	"Deflowering the princess.",
-	"Dental dams.",
+	//"Dental dams.",
 	"Dick fingers.",
 	"Dining with cardboard cutouts of the cast of 'Donk Station 12'.",
 	"Doin' it in the butt.",
@@ -262,7 +282,7 @@
 	"Eating an entire snowman.",
 	"Eating the last known Bison.",
 	"Edible underpants.",
-	"Elderly Japanese men.",
+	//"Elderly Japanese men.",
 	"Elf cum.",
 	"Embryonic stem cells.",
 	"Emotions.",
@@ -290,7 +310,7 @@
 	"Finger painting.",
 	"Fingering.",
 	"Firing a rifle into the air while balls deep in a squealing hog.",
-	"Five-Dollar Footlongs.",
+	//"Five-Dollar Footlongs.",
 	"Flash flooding.",
 	"Flesh-eating bacteria.",
 	"Flightless birds.",
@@ -302,7 +322,7 @@
 	"Friendly fire.",
 	"Friends who eat all the snacks.",
 	"Friends with benefits.",
-	"Frolicking.",
+	//"Frolicking.",
 	"Fuck Mountain.",
 	"Fucking up 'Silent Night' in front of 300 parents.",
 	"Full frontal nudity.",
@@ -311,7 +331,7 @@
 	"Genetically engineered super-soldiers.",
 	"Genghis Khan.",
 	"Genital piercings.",
-	"German dungeon porn.",
+	//"German dungeon porn.",
 	"Getting abducted by Peter Pan.",
 	"Getting drunk on mouthwash.",
 	"Getting hilariously gang-banged by the Blue Man Group.",
@@ -320,14 +340,14 @@
 	"Getting really high.",
 	"Getting so angry that you pop a boner.",
 	"Ghosts.",
-	"Gift-wrapping a live hamster.",
+	//"Gift-wrapping a live hamster.",
 	"Giving 110%.",
 	"Gladitorial combat.",
 	"Global warming.",
 	"Gloryholes.",
 	"Goats eating cans.",
 	"Goblins.",
-	"God.",,
+	"God.",
 	"Golden showers.",
 	"Good grammar.",
 	"Grandma.",
@@ -337,7 +357,7 @@
 	"Guys who don't call.",
 	"Half-assed foreplay.",
 	"Heartwarming orphans.",
-	"Heteronormativity.",
+	//"Heteronormativity.",
 	"Hipsters.",
 	"Historical revisionism.",
 	"Historically black colleges.",
@@ -350,7 +370,7 @@
 	"Hot Cheese.",
 	"Hot people.",
 	"Immaculate conception.",
-	"Inappropriate yodeling.",
+	//"Inappropriate yodeling.",
 	"Incest.",
 	"Insatiable bloodlust.",
 	"Intelligent design.",
@@ -359,17 +379,17 @@
 	"Jerking off into a pool of children's tears.",
 	"Jew-fros.",
 	"Jewish fraternities.",
-	"Jibber-jabber.",
+	//"Jibber-jabber.",
 	"John Trasen being harried by a swarm of buzzards.",
 	"John Trasen catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.",
 	"John Trasen convulsively vomiting as a brood of crab spiders hatches in his brain and erupts from his tear ducts.",
 	"Just the tip.",
-	"Kala Sissilik's acting career.",
+	//"Kala Sissilik's acting career.",
 	"Kamikaze pilots.",
 	"Keanu Reeves.",
 	"Keg stands.",
 	"Kids with ass cancer.",
-	"Krampus, the Austrian Christmas Monster.",
+	//"Krampus, the Austrian Christmas Monster.",
 	"Lactation.",
 	"Land mines.",
 	"Laying an egg.",
@@ -381,7 +401,7 @@
 	"Living in a trashcan.",
 	"Lockjaw.",
 	"Loki, the trickster god.",
-	"Loose lips.",
+	//"Loose lips.",
 	"Lumberjack fantasies.",
 	"Mad hacky-sack skills.",
 	"Making a friend.",
@@ -394,23 +414,23 @@
 	"Me.",
 	"MechaHitler.",
 	"Media coverage.",
-	"Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament.",
+	//"Medieval Times Dinner & Tournament.",
 	"Men.",
 	"Menstruation.",
-	"Michelle Obama's arms.",
+	//"Michelle Obama's arms.",
 	"Mild autism.",
 	"Mooing.",
 	"Moral ambiguity.",
 	"Mouth herpes.",
 	"Mr. Honk, right behind you.",
-	"Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).",
+	//"Muhammad (Praise Be Unto Him).",
 	"Multiple stab wounds.",
 	"Mutually-assured destruction.",
 	"My collection of high-tech sex toys.",
 	"My first kill.",
 	"My genitals.",
 	"My hot cousin.",
-	"My humps.",
+	//"My humps.",
 	"My inner demons.",
 	"My machete.",
 	"My relationship status.",
@@ -423,18 +443,18 @@
 	"Necrophilia.",
 	"New Age music.",
 	"Nipple blades.",
-	"Nocturnal emissions.",
+	//"Nocturnal emissions.",
 	"Not giving a shit about the Third Sphere.",
 	"Not reciprocating oral sex.",
 	"Nublile slave boys.",
-	"Nunchuck moves.",
+	//"Nunchuck moves.",
 	"Obesity.",
 	"Object permanence.",
 	"Old-people smell.",
 	"Ominous background music.",
 	"One Ring to rule them all.",
 	"One thousand Slim Jims.",
-	"Oompa-Loompas.",
+	//"Oompa-Loompas.",
 	"Opposable thumbs.",
 	"Overcompensation.",
 	"Overpowering your father.",
@@ -443,7 +463,7 @@
 	"Panda sex.",
 	"Panty raids.",
 	"Parting the Red Sea.",
-	"Party poopers.",
+	//"Party poopers.",
 	"Passable transvestites.",
 	"Passing a kidney stone.",
 	"Passive-aggressive Post-it notes.",
@@ -455,13 +475,13 @@
 	"Pistol-whipping a hostage.",
 	"Pixelated bukkake.",
 	"Police brutality.",
-	"Pooping back and forth. Forever.",
+	//"Pooping back and forth. Forever.",
 	"Poor life choices.",
 	"Poor people.",
 	"Poorly-timed Holocaust jokes.",
 	"Porn stars.",
 	"Powerful thighs.",
-	"Prancing.",
+	//"Prancing.",
 	"Praying the gay away.",
 	"Preteens.",
 	"Pretending to be happy.",
@@ -473,22 +493,22 @@
 	"Pulling out,",
 	"Pumping out a baby every nine months.",
 	"Puppies!",
-	"Queefing.",
+	//"Queefing.",
 	"Quiche.",
-	"Quivering jowls.",
+	//"Quivering jowls.",
 	"Racially-biased SAT questions.",
 	"Racism.",
 	"Raping and pillaging.",
 	"Re-gifting.",
 	"Repression,.",
-	"Republicans.",
+	//"Republicans.",
 	"Revenge fucking.",
 	"Riding off into the sunset.",
 	"Ripping into a man's chest and pulling out his still-beating heart.",
 	"Rising from the grave.",
 	"Road head.",
 	"RoboCop.",
-	"Roofies.",
+	//"Roofies.",
 	"Same-sex ice dancing.",
 	"Santa Claus.",
 	"Santa's heavy sack.",
@@ -500,7 +520,7 @@
 	"Scrubbing under the folds.",
 	"Seduction.",
 	"Self-loathing.",
-	"Seppuku.",
+	//"Seppuku.",
 	"Serfdom.",
 	"Several intertwining love stories featuring the Mime.",
 	"Sexting.",
@@ -512,8 +532,8 @@
 	"Shapeshifters.",
 	"Sharing needles.",
 	"Slow motion.",
-	"Smallpox blankets.",
-	"Smegma.",
+	//"Smallpox blankets.",
+	//"Smegma.",
 	"Sniffing glue.",
 	"Socks.",
 	"Soiling oneself.",
@@ -524,7 +544,7 @@
 	"Spectacular abs.",
 	"Sperm whales.",
 	"Spontaneous human combustion.",
-	"Spring break!",
+	//"Spring break!",
 	"Statistically validated stereotypes.",
 	"Stranger danger.",
 	"Subduing a grizzly bear and making her your wife.",
@@ -536,7 +556,7 @@
 	"Sweet, sweet vengeance.",
 	"Swiftly achieving orgasm.",
 	"Swooping.",
-	"Take-backsies.",
+	//"Take-backsies.",
 	"Taking a man's eyes and balls out and putting his eyes where his balls go and then his balls in the eye holes.",
 	"Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missiles.",
 	"Taking off your shirt.",
@@ -549,34 +569,34 @@
 	"Testicular torsion.",
 	"That thing that electrocutes your abs.",
 	"The Big Bang.",
-	"The Blood of Christ.",
+	//"The Blood of Christ.",
 	"The boners of the elderly.",
 	"The Care Bear Stare.",
-	"The Chinese gymnastics team.",
+	//"The Chinese gymnastics team.",
 	"The chronic.",
 	"The clitoris.",
 	"The corporations.",
 	"The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy.",
 	"The day the birds attacked.",
 	"The economy.",
-	"The Fanta girls.",
+	//"The Fanta girls.",
 	"The folly of man.",
 	"The forbidden fruit.",
 	"The Force.",
-	"The four arms of Vishnu.",
+	//"The four arms of Vishnu.",
 	"The gays.",
 	"The glass ceiling.",
 	"The Google.",
 	"The Gulags.",
 	"The hardworking Mexican.",
-	"The harsh light of day.",
+	//"The harsh light of day.",
 	"The heart of a child.",
 	"The hiccups.",
 	"The Holy Bible.",
 	"The homosexual agenda.",
 	"The human body.",
 	"The Hustle.",
-	"The inevitable heat death of the universe.",
+	//"The inevitable heat death of the universe.",
 	"The invisible hand.",
 	"The Jews.",
 	"The Little Singularity Engine That Could.",
@@ -587,7 +607,7 @@
 	"The placenta.",
 	"The profoundly handicapped.",
 	"The Rapture.",
-	"The Star Wars Holiday Special.",
+	//"The Star Wars Holiday Special.",
 	"The terrorists.",
 	"The Three-Fifths Compromise.",
 	"The tiny calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card.",
@@ -597,18 +617,18 @@
 	"The underground railroad.",
 	"The violation of our most basic human rights.",
 	"The World of Warcraft.",
-	"Third base.",
+	//"Third base.",
 	"Tiny nipples.",
 	"Tongue.",
 	"Too much hair gel.",
 	"Tripping balls.",
 	"Two midgets shitting into a bucket.",
 	"Unfathomable stupidity.",
-	"Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots.",
+	//"Upgrading homeless people to mobile hotspots.",
 	"Uppercuts.",
 	"Vehicular manslaughter.",
 	"Vigilante justice.",
-	"Vigorous jazz hands.",
+	//"Vigorous jazz hands.",
 	"Vikings.",
 	"Waiting 'til marriage.",
 	"Waking up half-naked in a Donk House parking lot.",
@@ -616,7 +636,7 @@
 	"Weapons-grade plutonium.",
 	"Wearing an octopus for a hat.",
 	"Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry.",
-	"Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about.",
+	//"Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about.",
 	"When you fart and a little bit comes out.",
 	"Whining like a little bitch.",
 	"Whipping a disobedient slave.",
@@ -629,8 +649,8 @@
 	"Women in yogurt commercials.",
 	"Women's suffrage.",
 	"Words, words, words.",
-	"World peace.",
-	"Yeast.",
+	//"World peace.",
+	//"Yeast.",
 	"YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.",
 	"Zeus's sexual appetites.",
 	"That ass.",
@@ -642,12 +662,12 @@
 	"A security officer who is also a dog.",
 	"Dying alone and in pain.",
 	"Gay aliens.",
-	"The way white people is.",
+	//"The way white people is.",
 	"Reverse cowgirl.",
 	"Actually getting shot, for real.",
 	"Not having sex.",
 	"Vietnam flashbacks.",
-	"Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere.",
+	//"Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere.",
 	"Warm, velvety muppet sex.",
 	"Self-flagellation.",
 	"The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life.",
@@ -656,23 +676,23 @@
 	"The entire Internet.",
 	"Some kind of bird-man.",
 	"Chugging a lava lamp.",
-	"Having sex on top of a pizza.",
+	//"Having sex on top of a pizza.",
 	"Indescribable loneliness.",
-	"An ass disaster.",
+	//"An ass disaster.",
 	"All my friends dying.",
 	"Putting an entire peanut buter and jelly sandwich into the VCR.",
 	"Spending lots of money.",
 	"Some douche with an acoustic guitar.",
 	"Flying robots that kill people.",
-	"An unstoppable wave of fire ants.",
+	//"An unstoppable wave of fire ants.",
 	"Not contributing to society in any meaningful way.",
-	"An all-midget production of Shakespeare<72>s Richard III.",
+	"An all-midget production of Shakespeare<72>s Richard III.",
 	"Screaming like a maniac.",
 	"The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth.",
 	"Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding.",
 	"Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.",
-	"Velcro.",
-	"A PowerPoint presentation.",
+	//"Velcro.",
+	//"A PowerPoint presentation.",
 	"A surprising amount of hair.",
 	"Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.",
 	"A pile of squirming bodies.",
@@ -696,7 +716,7 @@
 	"Getting your dick stuck in a Chinese finger trap with another dick.",
 	"Fisting.",
 	"The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn.",
-	"Girls that always be textin<EFBFBD>.",
+	"Girls that always be texting.",
 	"Blowing some dudes in an alley.",
 	"Drinking ten 5-hour ENERGYs to get fifty continuous hours of energy.",
 	"Sneezing, farting, and coming at the same time."