funny cum-looking drink

code/modules/food_and_drinks/recipes/drinks_recipes.dm

@@ -885,7 +885,7 @@
 	id = /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/hotlime_miami
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/hotlime_miami = 2)
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/medicine/ephedrine = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/pina_colada = 1)
-	
+
 /datum/chemical_reaction/commander_and_chief
 	name = "Commander and Chief"
 	id = /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/commander_and_chief
@@ -899,3 +899,15 @@
 	results = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/wockyslush = 5)
 	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/toxin/fentanyl = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/ice = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/lemon_lime = 1)
 	mix_message = "That thang bleedin’ P!"
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/cum_in_a_hot_tub
+	name = "Cum in a Hot Tub"
+	id = /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cum_in_a_hot_tub
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cum_in_a_hot_tub = 3)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/vodka = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/white_russian = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/irish_cream = 0.1)
+
+/datum/chemical_reaction/cum_in_a_hot_tub/semen
+	name = "Cum in a Hot Tub"
+	id = /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cum_in_a_hot_tub/semen
+	results = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cum_in_a_hot_tub/semen = 3)
+	required_reagents = list(/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/vodka = 2, /datum/reagent/consumable/semen = 1, /datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/irish_cream = 0.1)

code/modules/reagents/chemistry/reagents/alcohol_reagents.dm

@@ -2422,3 +2422,19 @@ datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/creme_de_coconut
 	M.set_drugginess(50)
 	M.adjustStaminaLoss(-2)
 	return ..()
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cum_in_a_hot_tub
+	name = "Cum in the Hot Tub"
+	boozepwr = 80
+	color = "#D2D7D9"
+	quality = DRINK_VERYGOOD
+	taste_description = "smooth cream"
+	glass_icon_state = "cum_glass"
+	shot_glass_icon_state = "cum_shot"	//I'm funny, I know
+	glass_name = "Cum in the Hot Tub"
+	glass_desc = "Doesn't really leave it to the imagination, eh?"
+
+/datum/reagent/consumable/ethanol/cum_in_a_hot_tub/semen
+	boozepwr = 65
+	taste_description = "viscous cream"
+	glass_desc = "The name is probably exactly what it is."