Fuck monochrome, polychrome is now the deal

code/modules/clothing/suits/vg_suits.dm

@@ -55,16 +55,6 @@
 	alternate_worn_icon = 'modular_citadel/icons/mob/citadel/suit.dmi'
 	mutantrace_variation = NO_MUTANTRACE_VARIATION
 
-
-/obj/item/clothing/suit/kaminacape
-	name = "Kamina's Cape"
-	desc = "Don't believe in yourself, dumbass. Believe in me. Believe in the Kamina who believes in you."
-	icon_state = "kaminacape"
-	body_parts_covered = 0
-	icon = 'modular_citadel/icons/obj/clothing/vg_clothes.dmi'
-	alternate_worn_icon = 'modular_citadel/icons/mob/citadel/suit.dmi'
-	mutantrace_variation = NO_MUTANTRACE_VARIATION
-
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/officercoat
 	name = "Officer's Coat"
 	desc = "Ein Mantel gemacht, um die Juden zu bestrafen."
@@ -75,7 +65,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/soldiercoat
 	name = "Soldier's Coat"
-	desc = "Und das heißt: Erika."
+	desc = "Und das hei�t: Erika."
 	icon_state = "soldiersuit"
 	body_parts_covered = CHEST|GROIN|LEGS|ARMS|HANDS
 	icon = 'modular_citadel/icons/obj/clothing/vg_clothes.dmi'

hyperstation/code/modules/client/loadout/glasses.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+/datum/gear/glasses/garb
+	name = "polychromic gar glasses"
+	category = SLOT_GLASSES
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/polychromic/garpoly
+	cost = 2
+
+/datum/gear/glasses/gigagarb
+	name = "polychromic giga gar glasses"
+	category = SLOT_GLASSES
+	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/polychromic/supergarpoly
+	cost = 2

hyperstation/code/modules/clothing/glasses/polychromic_glasses.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+//Archie was here
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/polychromic
+	name = "polychromic glasses template"
+	desc = "You shouldn't be seeing this. Report it if you do."
+	icon = 'hyperstation/icons/obj/clothing/glasses.dmi'
+	icon_state = "polygar"
+	item_color = "polygar"
+	item_state = "polygar"
+	alternate_worn_icon = 'hyperstation/icons/mob/eyes.dmi' //Because, as it appears, the item itself is normally not directly aware of its worn overlays, so this is about the easiest way, without adding a new var.
+	hasprimary = TRUE
+	primary_color = "#0c0c0c"
+	vision_correction = 1
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/polychromic/worn_overlays(isinhands, icon_file)	//this is where the main magic happens. Also mandates that ALL polychromic stuff MUST USE alternate_worn_icon
+	. = ..()
+	if(hasprimary | hassecondary | hastertiary)
+		if(!isinhands)	//prevents the worn sprites from showing up if you're just holding them
+			if(hasprimary)	//checks if overlays are enabled
+				var/mutable_appearance/primary_worn = mutable_appearance(alternate_worn_icon, "[item_color]-primary")	//automagical sprite selection
+				primary_worn.color = primary_color	//colors the overlay
+				. += primary_worn	//adds the overlay onto the buffer list to draw on the mob sprite.
+			if(hassecondary)
+				var/mutable_appearance/secondary_worn = mutable_appearance(alternate_worn_icon, "[item_color]-secondary")
+				secondary_worn.color = secondary_color
+				. += secondary_worn
+			if(hastertiary)
+				var/mutable_appearance/tertiary_worn = mutable_appearance(alternate_worn_icon, "[item_color]-tertiary")
+				tertiary_worn.color = tertiary_color
+				. += tertiary_worn
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/polychromic/garpoly
+	name = "polychromic gar glasses"
+	desc = "Go beyond impossible and kick reason to the curb! Doesn't seem to have flash protection and doesn't seem sharp either. It is made out of bluespace prescription glass though."
+
+/obj/item/clothing/glasses/polychromic/supergarpoly
+	name = "polychromic giga gar glasses"
+	desc = "Believe in the you who believes in yourself. Also doesn't seem to have flash protection and doesn't seem sharp either. It is made out of bluespace prescription glass though."
+	icon_state = "polysupergar"
+	item_color = "polysupergar"
+	item_state = "polysupergar"

hyperstation/code/modules/clothing/suits/misc.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,9 @@
+/obj/item/clothing/suit/kaminacape
+	name = "Kamina's Cape"
+	desc = "Don't believe in yourself, dumbass. Believe in me. Believe in the Kamina who believes in you."
+	icon_state = "kaminacape"
+	item_state = "kaminacape"
+	body_parts_covered = 0
+	icon = 'hyperstation/icons/obj/clothing/suits.dmi'
+	alternate_worn_icon = 'hyperstation/icons/mob/suit.dmi'
+	mutantrace_variation = NO_MUTANTRACE_VARIATION

modular_citadel/code/modules/client/loadout/glasses.dm

@@ -42,13 +42,3 @@
 	name = "Prescription glasses"
 	category = SLOT_GLASSES
 	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular
-
-/datum/gear/glasses/garb
-	name = "plain black GAR glasses"
-	category = SLOT_GLASSES
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/garb
-
-/datum/gear/glasses/gigagarb
-	name = "plain black giga GAR glasses"
-	category = SLOT_GLASSES
-	path = /obj/item/clothing/glasses/garb/supergarb

tgstation.dme

@@ -2989,7 +2989,10 @@
 #include "hyperstation\code\mobs\werewolf.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\modules\traits.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\modules\antagonists\werewolf\werewolf.dm"
+#include "hyperstation\code\modules\client\loadout\glasses.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\modules\clothing\head.dm"
+#include "hyperstation\code\modules\clothing\glasses\polychromic_glasses.dm"
+#include "hyperstation\code\modules\clothing\suits\misc.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\modules\crafting\bounties.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\modules\crafting\recipes.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\modules\integrated_electronics\input.dm"