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code/modules/clothing/head/misc.dm

@@ -157,7 +157,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/chicken
 	name = "chicken suit head"
-	desc = "Bkaw!"
+	desc = "Do you like hurting other people?"
 	icon_state = "chickenhead"
 	item_state = "chickensuit"
 	flags_inv = HIDEMASK|HIDEEARS|HIDEEYES|HIDEFACE|HIDEHAIR|HIDEFACIALHAIR|HIDESNOUT

code/modules/photography/camera/camera.dm

@@ -4,7 +4,7 @@
 /obj/item/camera
 	name = "camera"
 	icon = 'icons/obj/items_and_weapons.dmi'
-	desc = "A polaroid camera."
+	desc = "Snap, thats going on my cringe compilation. :)"
 	icon_state = "camera"
 	item_state = "camera"
 	lefthand_file = 'icons/mob/inhands/misc/devices_lefthand.dmi'

code/modules/vehicles/scooter.dm

@@ -42,7 +42,7 @@
 
 /obj/vehicle/ridden/scooter/skateboard
 	name = "skateboard"
-	desc = "An unfinished scooter which can only barely be called a skateboard. It's still rideable, but probably unsafe. Looks like you'll need to add a few rods to make handlebars. Alt-click to adjust speed."
+	desc = "He was a skater boy. She said, 'See you later, boy'. Alt-click to adjust speed."
 	icon_state = "skateboard"
 	density = FALSE
 	var/adjusted_speed = FALSE