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code/modules/uplink/uplink_items.dm

@@ -1921,6 +1921,20 @@ datum/uplink_item/stealthy_weapons/taeclowndo_shoes
 	item = /obj/item/gun/energy/emitter
 	restricted_roles = list("Chief Engineer", "Station Engineer", "Atmospheric Technician")
 
+/datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/coconut_cannon
+	name = "Coconut Cannon"
+	desc = "A coconut cannon for botanists. Doesn't need gas and can hold up to 50 coconuts."
+	cost = 5
+	item = /obj/item/pneumatic_cannon/coconut
+	restricted_roles = list("Botanist")
+
+/datum/uplink_item/role_restricted/scharge_coconut_cannon
+	name = "Self-Charging Coconut Cannon"
+	desc = "A special coconut cannon for botanists, this one can hold up to 20 coconuts and automatically fabricates one every two seconds!"
+	cost = 10
+	item = /obj/item/pneumatic_cannon/coconut/selfcharge
+	restricted_roles = list("Botanist")
+
 // Pointless
 /datum/uplink_item/badass
 	category = "(Pointless) Badassery"

hyperstation/code/game/objects/items/coconutcannon.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,31 @@
+/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/coconut/hardened //Exclusively used by the selfcharging version
+	name = "hardened coconut"
+	desc = "just like a regular coconut, except this one was probably sitting in a freezer too."
+	force = 5
+	throwforce = 8
+
+/obj/item/pneumatic_cannon/coconut //Basically almost a complete mirror of the pie cannon.
+	name = "coconut cannon"
+	desc = "Co co nut."
+	force = 10
+	gasPerThrow = 0
+	pressureSetting = 2 //bonk
+	checktank = FALSE
+	range_multiplier = 3
+	fire_mode = PCANNON_FIFO
+	throw_amount = 1
+	maxWeightClass = 180	//60 coconuts.
+	clumsyCheck = FALSE
+	var/static/list/coconut_typecache = typecacheof(/obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/coconut)
+
+/obj/item/pneumatic_cannon/coconut/Initialize()
+	. = ..()
+	allowed_typecache = coconut_typecache
+
+/obj/item/pneumatic_cannon/coconut/selfcharge
+	desc = "Co co nut. This one seems to have an integrated bluespace coconut self-charging device."
+	automatic = TRUE
+	selfcharge = TRUE
+	pressureSetting = 2	//bonk
+	charge_type = /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/coconut/hardened
+	maxWeightClass = 60	//20 coconuts.

tgstation.dme

@@ -3092,6 +3092,7 @@
 #include "hyperstation\code\datums\weather\oxygen_rain.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\game\machinery\lore_terminal.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\game\objects\railings.dm"
+#include "hyperstation\code\game\objects\items\coconutcannon.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\game\objects\items\cosmetics.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\game\objects\items\storage\big_bag.dm"
 #include "hyperstation\code\game\objects\structures\bench.dm"