Keeping up with the Jones.

Nukeproof fridges.

code/game/gamemodes/gameticker.dm

@@ -263,7 +263,7 @@ var/round_start_time = 0
 				M.client.screen += cinematic
 			if(M.stat != DEAD)
 				var/turf/T = get_turf(M)
-				if(T && is_station_level(T.z))
+				if(T && is_station_level(T.z) && !istype(M.loc, /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/freezer))
 					M.dust() //no mercy
 
 	//Now animate the cinematic

code/game/objects/structures/crates_lockers/closets/secure/freezer.dm

@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/freezer
+	desc = "It's an immobile card-locked refrigerative storage unit. This one is lead-lined."
 
 /obj/structure/closet/secure_closet/freezer/update_icon()
 	if(broken)