Purges most clown planet references (#23416)

* Burn it all

* Update code/game/objects/items/flag.dm

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* Update code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm

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* Update code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/foods/baked_goods.dm

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* Update code/modules/mob/language.dm

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Co-authored-by: DGamerL <108773801+DGamerL@users.noreply.github.com>
Co-authored-by: Burzah <116982774+Burzah@users.noreply.github.com>

code/__HELPERS/name_helpers.dm

@@ -215,7 +215,7 @@ GLOBAL_VAR(syndicate_code_response) //Code response for traitors.
 		if(2)
 			syndicate_code_phrase += pick("How do I get to","How do I find","Where is","Where do I find")
 			syndicate_code_phrase += " "
-			syndicate_code_phrase += pick("Escape","Engineering","Atmos","the bridge","the brig","Clown Planet","CentComm","the library","the chapel","a bathroom","Med Bay","Tool Storage","the escape shuttle","Robotics","a locker room","the living quarters","the gym","the autolathe","QM","the bar","the theater","the derelict")
+			syndicate_code_phrase += pick("Escape","Engineering","Atmos","the bridge","the brig","CentComm","the library","the chapel","a bathroom","Med Bay","Tool Storage","the escape shuttle","Robotics","a locker room","the living quarters","the gym","the autolathe","QM","the bar","the theater","the derelict")
 			syndicate_code_phrase += "?"
 		if(3)
 			if(prob(70))
@@ -242,7 +242,7 @@ GLOBAL_VAR(syndicate_code_response) //Code response for traitors.
 			if(prob(80))
 				syndicate_code_response += pick("Try looking for them near","I they ran off to","Yes. I saw them near","Nope. I'm heading to","Try searching")
 				syndicate_code_response += " "
-				syndicate_code_response += pick("Escape","Engineering","Atmos","the bridge","the brig","Clown Planet","CentComm","the library","the chapel","a bathroom","Med Bay","Tool Storage","the escape shuttle","Robotics","a locker room","the living quarters","the gym","the autolathe","QM","the bar","the theater","the derelict")
+				syndicate_code_response += pick("Escape","Engineering","Atmos","the bridge","the brig","CentComm","the library","the chapel","a bathroom","Med Bay","Tool Storage","the escape shuttle","Robotics","a locker room","the living quarters","the gym","the autolathe","QM","the bar","the theater","the derelict")
 				syndicate_code_response += "."
 			else if(prob(60))
 				syndicate_code_response += pick("No. I'm busy, sorry.","I don't have the time.","Not sure, maybe?","There is no time.")

code/game/machinery/teleporter.dm

@@ -20,7 +20,7 @@
 	/// The target turf of the teleporter
 	var/turf/target
 
-	/* 	var/area_bypass is for one-time-use teleport cards (such as clown planet coordinates.)
+	/* 	var/area_bypass is for one-time-use teleport cards
 		Setting this to TRUE will set var/obj/item/gps/locked to null after a player enters the portal and will not allow hand-teles to open portals to that location.
 	*/
 	var/area_bypass = FALSE

code/game/objects/items/flag.dm

@@ -54,13 +54,13 @@
 	icon_state = "ntflag"
 
 /obj/item/flag/clown
-	name = "\improper Clown Planet flag"
-	desc = "The banner of His Majesty, King Squiggles the Eighth."
+	name = "\improper Clown Unity flag"
+	desc = "The universal banner of clowns everywhere. It smells faintly of bananas."
 	icon_state = "clownflag"
 
 /obj/item/flag/mime
-	name = "\improper Mime Revolution flag"
-	desc = "The banner of the glorious revolutionary forces fighting the oppressors on Clown Planet."
+	name = "\improper Mime Unity flag"
+	desc = "The standard by which all mimes march to war, as cold as ice and silent as the grave."
 	icon_state = "mimeflag"
 
 /obj/item/flag/ian

code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/foods/baked_goods.dm

@@ -277,7 +277,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie
 	name = "banana cream pie"
-	desc = "Just like back home, on clown planet! HONK!"
+	desc = "One of the five essential food groups of clowns."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/food/bakedgoods.dmi'
 	icon_state = "pie"
 	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate

code/modules/mob/language.dm

@@ -463,7 +463,7 @@
 
 /datum/language/clown
 	name = "Clownish"
-	desc = "The language of clown planet. Mother tongue of clowns throughout the Galaxy."
+	desc = "The language of Clown University. Mother tongue of clowns throughout the galaxy."
 	speech_verb = "honks"
 	ask_verb = "honks"
 	exclaim_verbs = list("toots", "wubs", "honks")

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown
 	name = "Clown"
-	desc = "A denizen of clown planet"
+	desc = "A strange creature that vaguely resembles a normal clown. Upon closer inspection, it is nothing of the sort."
 	icon = 'icons/mob/simple_human.dmi'
 	icon_state = "clown"
 	icon_living = "clown"
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@
 	response_help = "pokes the"
 	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside the"
 	response_harm = "hits the"
-	speak = list("HONK", "Honk!", "Welcome to clown planet!")
+	speak = list("HONK", "Honk!", "Come join the fun!")
 	emote_see = list("honks")
 	speak_chance = 1
 	a_intent = INTENT_HARM

code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/special_eguns.dm

@@ -295,7 +295,7 @@
 // HONK Rifle //
 /obj/item/gun/energy/clown
 	name = "\improper HONK rifle"
-	desc = "Clown Planet's finest."
+	desc = "Clown University's finest."
 	icon_state = "honkrifle"
 	ammo_type = list(/obj/item/ammo_casing/energy/clown)
 	clumsy_check = FALSE

strings/ion_laws.json

@@ -495,7 +495,7 @@
         "ENGINEERING",
         "THE AI CORE",
         "HELL",
-        "CLOWN PLANET",
+        "CLOWN UNIVERSITY",
         "AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION",
         "AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE",
         "SPACE",