Purges most clown planet references (#23416)

* Burn it all

* Update code/game/objects/items/flag.dm

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* Update code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm

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* Update code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/foods/baked_goods.dm

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* Update code/modules/mob/language.dm

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Co-authored-by: Burzah <116982774+Burzah@users.noreply.github.com>

code/modules/food_and_drinks/food/foods/baked_goods.dm

@@ -277,7 +277,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/reagent_containers/food/snacks/pie
 	name = "banana cream pie"
-	desc = "Just like back home, on clown planet! HONK!"
+	desc = "One of the five essential food groups of clowns."
 	icon = 'icons/obj/food/bakedgoods.dmi'
 	icon_state = "pie"
 	trash = /obj/item/trash/plate

code/modules/mob/language.dm

@@ -463,7 +463,7 @@
 
 /datum/language/clown
 	name = "Clownish"
-	desc = "The language of clown planet. Mother tongue of clowns throughout the Galaxy."
+	desc = "The language of Clown University. Mother tongue of clowns throughout the galaxy."
 	speech_verb = "honks"
 	ask_verb = "honks"
 	exclaim_verbs = list("toots", "wubs", "honks")

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown.dm

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/clown
 	name = "Clown"
-	desc = "A denizen of clown planet"
+	desc = "A strange creature that vaguely resembles a normal clown. Upon closer inspection, it is nothing of the sort."
 	icon = 'icons/mob/simple_human.dmi'
 	icon_state = "clown"
 	icon_living = "clown"
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@
 	response_help = "pokes the"
 	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside the"
 	response_harm = "hits the"
-	speak = list("HONK", "Honk!", "Welcome to clown planet!")
+	speak = list("HONK", "Honk!", "Come join the fun!")
 	emote_see = list("honks")
 	speak_chance = 1
 	a_intent = INTENT_HARM

code/modules/projectiles/guns/energy/special_eguns.dm

@@ -295,7 +295,7 @@
 // HONK Rifle //
 /obj/item/gun/energy/clown
 	name = "\improper HONK rifle"
-	desc = "Clown Planet's finest."
+	desc = "Clown University's finest."
 	icon_state = "honkrifle"
 	ammo_type = list(/obj/item/ammo_casing/energy/clown)
 	clumsy_check = FALSE