A couple additions from Firecode:

*Tons more items now have descriptions.
*Jackboots now 20% less stupid.

git-svn-id: http://tgstation13.googlecode.com/svn/trunk@1758 316c924e-a436-60f5-8080-3fe189b3f50e

code/defines/obj.dm

@@ -88,7 +88,7 @@
 
 /obj/bedsheetbin
 	name = "linen bin"
-	desc = "A bin for containing bedsheets."
+	desc = "A bin for containing bedsheets. It looks rather cosy."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "bedbin"
 	var/amount = 23.0
@@ -126,7 +126,7 @@
 	var/mob/living/carbon/monkey/target = null
 
 /obj/grille
-	desc = "A piece of metal with evenly spaced gridlike holes in it. Blocks large object but lets small items, gas, or energy beams through."
+	desc = "A piece of metal with evenly spaced gridlike holes in it. Blocks large object but lets small items, gas, or energy beams through. Strangely enough these grilles also lets meteors pass through them, whether they be small or huge station breaking death stones."
 	name = "grille"
 	icon = 'structures.dmi'
 	icon_state = "grille"
@@ -139,7 +139,7 @@
 	layer = 2.9
 
 /obj/securearea
-	desc = "A warning sign which reads 'SECURE AREA'"
+	desc = "A warning sign which reads 'SECURE AREA'. This obviously applies to a nun-Clown."
 	name = "SECURE AREA"
 	icon = 'decals.dmi'
 	icon_state = "securearea"
@@ -248,7 +248,7 @@
 			del(src)*/
 
 /obj/sign/maltesefalcon1         //The sign is 64x32, so it needs two tiles. ;3
-	desc = "The Maltese Falcon, Space Bar and Grill"
+	desc = "The Maltese Falcon, Space Bar and Grill. Now with added monkey."
 	name = "The Maltese Falcon"
 	icon = 'decals.dmi'
 	icon_state = "maltesefalcon1"
@@ -257,7 +257,7 @@
 	density = 0
 
 /obj/sign/maltesefalcon2
-	desc = "The Maltese Falcon, Space Bar and Grill"
+	desc = "The Maltese Falcon, Space Bar and Grill. Now with added monkey."
 	name = "The Maltese Falcon"
 	icon = 'decals.dmi'
 	icon_state = "maltesefalcon2"
@@ -314,7 +314,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/detective_scanner
 	name = "Scanner"
-	desc = "Used to scan objects for DNA and fingerprints"
+	desc = "Used to scan objects for DNA and fingerprints."
 	icon_state = "forensic0"
 	var/amount = 20.0
 	var/printing = 0.0
@@ -325,6 +325,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/flash
 	name = "flash"
+	desc = "Used for blinding and being an asshole."
 	icon_state = "flash"
 	var/l_time = 1.0
 	var/shots = 5.0
@@ -353,7 +354,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/flashlight/pen
 	name = "penlight"
-	desc = "A pen-sized light."
+	desc = "A pen-sized light. It shines as well as a flashlight."
 	icon_state = "plight0"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT
 	item_state = ""
@@ -390,7 +391,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/igniter
 	name = "igniter"
-	desc = "A small electronic device able to ignite combustable substances."
+	desc = "A small electronic device able to ignite combustable substances. Does not function well as a lighter."
 	icon_state = "igniter"
 	var/status = 1.0
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS| CONDUCT
@@ -438,6 +439,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/multitool
 	name = "multitool"
+	desc = "Used for pulsing wires to test which to cut. Not recommended by doctors."
 	icon_state = "multitool"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS| CONDUCT
 	force = 5.0
@@ -453,6 +455,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/prox_sensor
 	name = "Proximity Sensor"
+	desc = "Used for scanning and alerting when someone enters a certain proximity."
 	icon_state = "motion0"
 	var/state = 0.0
 	var/timing = 0.0
@@ -466,6 +469,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/shield
 	name = "shield"
+	desc = "This is an item which is specially crafted to shield you. It is much like a visible version of the outdated cloaking device."
 	icon_state = "shield0"
 	var/active = 0.0
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS| CONDUCT
@@ -477,6 +481,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/timer
 	name = "timer"
+	desc = "Used to time things. Works well with contraptions which has to count down. Tick tock."
 	icon_state = "timer0"
 	item_state = "electronic"
 	var/timing = 0.0
@@ -510,6 +515,7 @@
 
 /obj/laser
 	name = "laser"
+	desc = "IT BURNS!!!"
 	icon = 'projectiles.dmi'
 	var/damage = 0.0
 	var/range = 10.0
@@ -600,6 +606,7 @@
 
 /obj/m_tray
 	name = "morgue tray"
+	desc = "Apply corpse before closing."
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "morguet"
 	density = 1
@@ -609,6 +616,7 @@
 
 /obj/c_tray
 	name = "crematorium tray"
+	desc = "Apply body before burning."
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "cremat"
 	density = 1
@@ -625,7 +633,7 @@
 	anchored =1
 	var/netnum = 0
 	name = "power cable"
-	desc = "A flexible superconducting cable for heavy-duty power transfer."
+	desc = "A flexible superconducting cable for heavy-duty power transfer. Comes in clown colors now."
 	icon = 'power_cond_red.dmi'
 	icon_state = "0-1"
 	var/d1 = 0
@@ -653,6 +661,7 @@
 
 /obj/morgue
 	name = "morgue"
+	desc = "Used to keep bodies in untill someone fetches them."
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "morgue1"
 	density = 1
@@ -661,7 +670,7 @@
 
 /obj/crematorium
 	name = "crematorium"
-	desc = "A human incinerator."
+	desc = "A human incinerator. Works well on barbeque nights."
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "crema1"
 	density = 1
@@ -723,6 +732,7 @@
 
 /obj/portal
 	name = "portal"
+	desc = "Looks unstable. Best to test it with the clown."
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "portal"
 	density = 1
@@ -734,10 +744,12 @@
 
 /obj/projection
 	name = "Projection"
+	desc = "This looks like a projection of something."
 	anchored = 1.0
 
 /obj/rack
 	name = "rack"
+	desc = "Different from the Middle Ages version."
 	icon = 'objects.dmi'
 	icon_state = "rack"
 	density = 1
@@ -784,6 +796,7 @@
 
 /obj/stool
 	name = "stool"
+	desc = "Apply butt."
 	icon = 'objects.dmi'
 	icon_state = "stool"
 	flags = FPRINT
@@ -791,12 +804,14 @@
 
 /obj/stool/bed
 	name = "bed"
+	desc = "This is used to lie in, sleep in or strap on."
 	icon_state = "bed"
 	anchored = 1.0
 	var/list/buckled_mobs = list(  )
 
 /obj/stool/chair
 	name = "chair"
+	desc = "You sit in this. Either by will or force."
 	icon_state = "chair"
 	var/status = 0.0
 	anchored = 1.0
@@ -804,6 +819,7 @@
 
 /obj/stool/chair/e_chair
 	name = "electrified chair"
+	desc = "Looks absolutely SHOCKING!"
 	icon_state = "e_chair0"
 	var/atom/movable/overlay/overl = null
 	var/on = 0.0
@@ -812,6 +828,7 @@
 
 /obj/table
 	name = "table"
+	desc = "A square piece of metal standing on four metal legs. It can not move."
 	icon = 'structures.dmi'
 	icon_state = "table"
 	density = 1
@@ -948,11 +965,13 @@
 
 /obj/table/reinforced
 	name = "reinforced table"
+	desc = "A version of the four legged table. It is stronger."
 	icon_state = "reinf_table"
 	var/status = 2
 
 /obj/table/woodentable
 	name = "wooden table"
+	desc = "Do not apply fire to this. Rumour says it burns easily."
 	icon_state = "wood_table"
 
 /obj/mopbucket
@@ -981,7 +1000,7 @@
 	name = "Display Case"
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "glassbox1"
-	desc = "A display case for prized possessions."
+	desc = "A display case for prized possessions. It taunts you to kick it."
 	density = 1
 	anchored = 1
 	unacidable = 1//Dissolving the case would also delete the gun.
@@ -1001,6 +1020,7 @@
 //BEGIN BRAINS=====================================================
 /obj/item/brain
 	name = "brain"
+	desc = "A piece of juicy meat found in a persons head."
 	icon = 'surgery.dmi'
 	icon_state = "brain2"
 	flags = TABLEPASS
@@ -1058,6 +1078,7 @@
 // TODO: robust mixology system! (and merge with beakers, maybe)
 /obj/item/weapon/glass
 	name = "empty glass"
+	desc = "Emptysville."
 	icon = 'kitchen.dmi'
 	icon_state = "glass_empty"
 	item_state = "beaker"
@@ -1115,6 +1136,7 @@
 
 /obj/falsewall
 	name = "wall"
+	desc = "A huge chunk of metal used to seperate rooms."
 	icon = 'walls.dmi'
 	icon_state = ""
 	density = 1
@@ -1123,6 +1145,7 @@
 
 /obj/falserwall
 	name = "r wall"
+	desc = "A huge chunk of reinforced metal used to seperate rooms."
 	icon = 'walls.dmi'
 	icon_state = "r_wall"
 	density = 1
@@ -1136,6 +1159,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/stack/rods
 	name = "metal rods"
+	desc = "Some rods. Can be used for building, or something."
 	singular_name = "metal rod"
 	icon_state = "rods"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS| CONDUCT
@@ -1159,6 +1183,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/stack/sheet/wood
 	name = "Wood Planks"
+	desc = "One can only guess that this is a bunch of wood."
 	singular_name = "wood plank"
 	icon_state = "sheet-wood"
 	force = 5.0
@@ -1169,6 +1194,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/stack/sheet/sandstone
 	name = "Sandstone Bricks"
+	desc = "This appears to be a combination of both sand and stone."
 	singular_name = "sandstone brick"
 	icon_state = "sheet-sandstone"
 	force = 5.0
@@ -1179,6 +1205,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/stack/sheet/glass
 	name = "glass"
+	desc = "HOLY HELL! That is a lot of glass."
 	singular_name = "glass sheet"
 	icon_state = "sheet-glass"
 	force = 5.0
@@ -1190,6 +1217,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/stack/sheet/rglass
 	name = "reinforced glass"
+	desc = "Glass which seems to have rods or something stuck in them."
 	singular_name = "reinforced glass sheet"
 	icon_state = "sheet-rglass"
 	force = 6.0
@@ -1202,8 +1230,8 @@
 
 /obj/item/stack/sheet/metal
 	name = "metal"
+	desc = "Sheets made out off metal. It has been dubbed Metal Sheets."
 	singular_name = "metal sheet"
-	desc = "A heavy sheet of metal."
 	icon_state = "sheet-metal"
 	force = 5.0
 	m_amt = 3750
@@ -1258,7 +1286,7 @@
 /obj/item/stack/light_w
 	name = "Wired glass tile"
 	singular_name = "Wired glass tile"
-	desc = ""
+	desc = "A glass tile, which is wired, somehow."
 	icon_state = "glass_wire"
 	w_class = 3.0
 	force = 3.0
@@ -1294,7 +1322,7 @@
 /obj/item/stack/tile/light
 	name = "Light floor tile"
 	singular_name = "Light floor tile"
-	desc = ""
+	desc = "A floor tile, made out off glass. It produces light."
 	icon_state = "tile_e"
 	w_class = 3.0
 	force = 3.0

code/defines/obj/assemblies.dm

@@ -114,6 +114,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/assembly/shock_kit
 	name = "Shock Kit"
+	desc = "This appears to be made from both an Electric Pack and a Helmet."
 	icon_state = "shock_kit"
 	var/obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/part1 = null
 	var/obj/item/device/radio/electropack/part2 = null

code/defines/obj/closet.dm

@@ -329,7 +329,7 @@
 	icon_closed = "extinguisher10"
 	opened = 1
 	var/localopened = 1
-	desc = "Sure was nice of CentCom to install these everywhere."
+	desc = "Sure was nice of CentCom to install these everywhere. Foam in them would have been nicer."
 	anchored = 1
 
 	open()
@@ -470,79 +470,94 @@
 
 /obj/closet/wardrobe/black
 	name = "Black Wardrobe"
+	desc = "This contains clothes which appears to be black."
 	icon_state = "black"
 	icon_closed = "black"
 
 /obj/closet/wardrobe/chaplain_black
 	name = "Chaplain Wardrobe"
+	desc = "Closet of chaplain clothes. Looks meh."
 	icon_state = "black"
 	icon_closed = "black"
 
 /obj/closet/wardrobe/green
 	name = "Green Wardrobe"
+	desc = "Green is the new green."
 	icon_state = "green"
 	icon_closed = "green"
 
 /obj/closet/wardrobe/mixed
 	name = "Mixed Wardrobe"
+	desc = "This appears to contain two different sets of clothing."
 	icon_state = "mixed"
 	icon_closed = "mixed"
 
 /obj/closet/wardrobe/orange
 	name = "Prisoners Wardrobe"
+	desc = "Prisoners now wear orange. The Security Officers kept thinking the Mime was an escapee."
 	icon_state = "orange"
 	icon_closed = "orange"
 
 /obj/closet/wardrobe/pink
 	name = "Pink Wardrobe"
+	desc = "Closet of of soft clothing."
 	icon_state = "pink"
 	icon_closed = "pink"
 
 /obj/closet/wardrobe/red
 	name = "Red Wardrobe"
+	desc = "This closer appears to contain clothing which are red."
 	icon_state = "red"
 	icon_closed = "red"
 
 /obj/closet/wardrobe/forensics_red
 	name = "Forensics Wardrobe"
+	desc = "Used by your local Forensics."
 	icon_state = "red"
 	icon_closed = "red"
 
 
 /obj/closet/wardrobe/white
 	name = "White Wardrobe"
+	desc = "Basic plain white clothing. Boring..."
 	icon_state = "white"
 	icon_closed = "white"
 
 /obj/closet/wardrobe/toxins_white
 	name = "Toxins Wardrobe"
+	desc = "Clothes for toxins."
 	icon_state = "white"
 	icon_closed = "white"
 
 /obj/closet/wardrobe/genetics_white
 	name = "Genetics Wardrobe"
+	desc = "Clothes for genetics. They will need this when they are human."
 	icon_state = "white"
 	icon_closed = "white"
 
 
 /obj/closet/wardrobe/yellow
 	name = "Yellow Wardrobe"
+	desc = "Basic yellow clothing."
 	icon_state = "wardrobe-y"
 	icon_closed = "wardrobe-y"
 
 /obj/closet/wardrobe/engineering_yellow
 	name = "Engineering Wardrobe"
+	desc = "The yellow Engineers loves."
 	icon_state = "yellow"
 	icon_closed = "yellow"
 
 /obj/closet/wardrobe/atmospherics_yellow
 	name = "Atmospherics Wardrobe"
+	desc = "Clothing for the most dangerous job."
 	icon_state = "yellow"
 	icon_closed = "yellow"
 
 
 /obj/closet/wardrobe/grey
 	name = "Grey Wardrobe"
+	desc = "This contains the clothing of the Grey Shirts."
 	icon_state = "grey"
 	icon_closed = "grey"
 
@@ -594,6 +609,7 @@
 
 /obj/secure_closet/medical1
 	name = "Medicine Closet"
+	desc = "Filled with medical junk."
 	icon_state = "medical1"
 	icon_closed = "medical"
 	icon_locked = "medical1"
@@ -604,6 +620,7 @@
 
 /obj/secure_closet/chemical
 	name = "Chemical Closet"
+	desc = "Store dangerous chemicals in here. This closet is full of cobwebs."
 	icon_state = "medical1"
 	icon_closed = "medical"
 	icon_locked = "medical1"
@@ -614,6 +631,7 @@
 
 /obj/secure_closet/medical2
 	name = "Anesthetic"
+	desc = "Used to knock people out, but who uses this trash?"
 	icon_state = "medical1"
 	icon_closed = "medical"
 	icon_locked = "medical1"

code/defines/obj/clothing/ears.dm

@@ -7,6 +7,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/ears/earmuffs
 	name = "earmuffs"
+	desc = "Blocks out sound and is very cosy."
 	icon_state = "earmuffs"
 	protective_temperature = 500
 	item_state = "earmuffs"

code/defines/obj/clothing/gimmick.dm

@@ -26,6 +26,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/santahat
 	name = "Santa's hat"
+	desc = "Ho ho ho. Merrry X-mas!"
 	icon_state = "santahat"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/space/santa
@@ -38,6 +39,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/shoes/red
 	name = "red shoes"
+	desc = "Stylish red shoes."
 	icon_state = "red"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/owl_mask
@@ -65,10 +67,12 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/shoes/cyborg
 	name = "cyborg boots"
+	desc = "Shoes for a cyborg costume"
 	icon_state = "boots"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/cyborg_suit
 	name = "cyborg suit"
+	desc = "Suit for a cyborg costume."
 	icon_state = "death"
 	item_state = "death"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT

code/defines/obj/clothing/glasses.dm

@@ -8,29 +8,34 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/blindfold
 	name = "blindfold"
+	desc = "Makes you like...blind."
 	icon_state = "blindfold"
 	item_state = "blindfold"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/meson
 	name = "Optical Meson Scanner"
+	desc = "Used for seeing walls, floors, and stuff through anything."
 	icon_state = "meson"
 	item_state = "glasses"
 	origin_tech = "magnets=2;engineering=2"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/night
 	name = "Night Vision Goggles"
+	desc = "You can totally see in the dark now!."
 	icon_state = "night"
 	item_state = "glasses"
 	origin_tech = "magnets=2"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/material
 	name = "Optical Material Scanner"
+	desc = "Veru confusing glasses."
 	icon_state = "material"
 	item_state = "glasses"
 	origin_tech = "magnets=3;engineering=3"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/regular
 	name = "Prescription Glasses"
+	desc = "Made by Nerd. Co."
 	icon_state = "glasses"
 	item_state = "glasses"
 
@@ -50,12 +55,14 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/thermal
 	name = "Optical Thermal Scanner"
+	desc = "Thermals in the shape of glasses."
 	icon_state = "thermal"
 	item_state = "glasses"
 	origin_tech = "magnets=3"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/glasses/thermal/monocle
 	name = "Thermoncle"
+	desc = "A monocle thermal."
 	icon_state = "thermoncle"
 	flags = null //doesn't protect eyes because it's a monocle, duh
 

code/defines/obj/clothing/gloves.dm

@@ -37,6 +37,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/gloves/latex
 	name = "Latex Gloves"
+	desc = "Gloves of the Latex nature."
 	icon_state = "latex"
 	item_state = "lgloves"
 	siemens_coefficient = 0.30

code/defines/obj/clothing/head.dm

@@ -17,6 +17,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/bomb_hood
 	name = "bomb hood"
+	desc = "Use in case of bomb."
 	icon_state = "bombsuit"
 	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|HEADSPACE|HEADCOVERSEYES|HEADCOVERSMOUTH
 	armor = list(melee = 20, bullet = 10, laser = 10, taser = 5, bomb = 100, bio = 0, rad = 0)
@@ -123,6 +124,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/plaguedoctorhat
 	name = "Plague doctor's hat"
+	desc = "Once used by Plague doctors. Now useless."
 	icon_state = "plaguedoctor"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | HEADSPACE
 	permeability_coefficient = 0.01
@@ -138,6 +140,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet
 	name = "helmet"
+	desc = "Standard Security gear."
 	icon_state = "helmet"
 	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|SUITSPACE|HEADCOVERSEYES
 	item_state = "helmet"
@@ -176,6 +179,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/space/syndicate
 	name = "red space helmet"
+	desc = "Top secret Spess Helmet."
 	icon_state = "syndicate"
 	item_state = "syndicate"
 	desc = "Has a tag: Totally not property of an enemy corporation, honest."
@@ -269,6 +273,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/swat
 	name = "swat helmet"
+	desc = "Used by highly trained Swat Members."
 	icon_state = "swat"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE | HEADSPACE | HEADCOVERSEYES
 	item_state = "swat"
@@ -276,6 +281,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/thunderdome
 	name = "Thunderdome helmet"
+	desc = "Let the battle commence!"
 	icon_state = "thunderdome"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE | HEADSPACE | HEADCOVERSEYES
 	item_state = "thunderdome"
@@ -283,6 +289,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/hardhat
 	name = "hard hat"
+	desc = "A hat which appears to be very hard."
 	icon_state = "hardhat0"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE
 	item_state = "hardhat0"
@@ -306,6 +313,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/HoS
 	name = "HoS Hat"
+	desc = "The hat of the HoS. Very secure, for he always gets assassinated."
 	icon_state = "hoscap"
 	desc = "A hat that shows the security grunts who's in charge!"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | SUITSPACE | HEADCOVERSEYES
@@ -352,11 +360,13 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/helmet/cap
 	name = "Captain's cap"
+	desc = "For irresponsible Captains."
 	icon_state = "capcap"
 	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|SUITSPACE
 	armor = list(melee = 0, bullet = 0, laser = 2, taser = 2, bomb = 0, bio = 0, rad = 0)
 
 /obj/item/clothing/head/chaplain_hood
 	name = "Chaplain's hood"
+	desc = "A hoodie for the chaplain!!!"
 	icon_state = "chaplain_hood"
 	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|HEADSPACE|HEADCOVERSEYES

code/defines/obj/clothing/jumpsuit.dm

@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@
 	icon_state = "black"
 	item_state = "bl_suit"
 	color = "black"
-	desc = null
+	desc = "Changes colors."
 	origin_tech = "syndicate=3"
 	var/list/clothing_choices = list()
 

code/defines/obj/clothing/mask.dm

@@ -32,6 +32,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/muzzle
 	name = "muzzle"
+	desc = "To stop that awful noise."
 	icon_state = "muzzle"
 	item_state = "muzzle"
 	flags = FPRINT|TABLEPASS|MASKCOVERSMOUTH
@@ -40,6 +41,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/surgical
 	name = "Sterile Mask"
+	desc = "These masks are unable to mate."
 	icon_state = "sterile"
 	item_state = "sterile"
 	w_class = 1
@@ -70,6 +72,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/emergency
 	name = "emergency gas mask"
+	desc = "Gas mask mooks for emergencies."
 	icon_state = "gas_alt"
 	item_state = "gas_alt"
 
@@ -107,6 +110,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/mask/cigarette
 	name = "Cigarette"
+	desc = "Tasty"
 	icon_state = "cigoff"
 	var/lit = 0
 	var/icon_on = "cigon"  //Note - these are in masks.dmi not in cigarette.dmi

code/defines/obj/clothing/suit.dm

@@ -145,6 +145,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/apron
 	name = "apron"
+	desc = "A basic blue apron."
 	icon_state = "apron"
 	item_state = "apron"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | ONESIZEFITSALL
@@ -153,6 +154,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/chef
 	name = "Chef's apron"
+	desc = "An Apron used by a high class chef. The chef unfortunately retired."
 	icon_state = "chef"
 	item_state = "chef"
 	gas_transfer_coefficient = 0.90
@@ -291,11 +293,13 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/tdome/red
 	name = "Thunderdome suit (red)"
+	desc = "Reddish armor."
 	icon_state = "tdred"
 	item_state = "tdred"
 
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/armor/tdome/green
 	name = "Thunderdome suit (green)"
+	desc = "Pukish armor."
 	icon_state = "tdgreen"
 	item_state = "tdgreen"
 
@@ -555,6 +559,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/clothing/suit/captunic
 	name = "captain's parade tunic"
+	desc = "Used by irresponsible captains."
 	icon_state = "captunic"
 	item_state = "bio_suit"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | ONESIZEFITSALL

code/defines/obj/computer.dm

@@ -28,6 +28,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/arcade
 	name = "arcade machine"
+	desc = "Does not support Pin ball."
 	icon = 'computer.dmi'
 	icon_state = "arcade"
 	var/enemy_name = "Space Villian"
@@ -41,25 +42,30 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/aiupload
 	name = "AI Upload"
+	desc = "It is said that you can upload silly laws to AI's with this."
 	icon_state = "command"
 	var/mob/living/silicon/ai/current = null
 	var/opened = 0
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/borgupload
 	name = "Cyborg Upload"
+	desc = "Used for uploading responsible laws to Cyborg. Right..."
 	icon_state = "command"
 	var/mob/living/silicon/robot/current = null
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/atmosphere
 	name = "atmos"
+	desc = "A computer for Atmospherics."
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/station_alert
 	name = "Station Alert Computer"
+	desc = "Alert. Alert. ALERT!!!"
 	icon_state = "alert:0"
 	var/alarms = list("Fire"=list(), "Atmosphere"=list(), "Power"=list())
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/atmos_alert
 	name = "Atmospheric Alert Computer"
+	desc = "Used to detect where they messed up this time."
 	icon_state = "alert:0"
 	var/list/priority_alarms = list()
 	var/list/minor_alarms = list()
@@ -68,6 +74,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/atmosphere/siphonswitch
 	name = "Area Air Control"
+	desc = "Nanotrasen provided this, barely."
 	icon_state = "atmos"
 	var/otherarea
 	var/area/area
@@ -77,6 +84,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/card
 	name = "Identification Computer"
+	desc = "You can use this to change ID's. YOU ARE GOD!"
 	icon_state = "id"
 	var/obj/item/weapon/card/id/scan = null
 	var/obj/item/weapon/card/id/modify = null
@@ -88,10 +96,12 @@
 //ID changing computer for CentCom.
 /obj/machinery/computer/card/centcom
 	name = "CentCom Identification Computer"
+	desc = "You are the Gods's God."
 	req_access = list(access_cent_captain)
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/communications
 	name = "Communications Console"
+	desc = "This can be used for various important functions. Still under developement."
 	icon_state = "comm"
 	req_access = list(access_heads)
 	var/prints_intercept = 1
@@ -132,6 +142,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/dna
 	name = "DNA operations computer"
+	desc = "A Computer used to advanced DNA stuff."
 	icon_state = "dna"
 	var/obj/item/weapon/card/data/scan = null
 	var/obj/item/weapon/card/data/modify = null
@@ -141,6 +152,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/hologram_comp
 	name = "Hologram Computer"
+	desc = "Rumoured to control holograms."
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "holo_console0"
 	var/obj/machinery/hologram_proj/projector = null
@@ -152,6 +164,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/med_data
 	name = "Medical Records"
+	desc = "This can be used to check medical records."
 	icon_state = "dna"
 	req_access = list(access_medical)
 	var/obj/item/weapon/card/id/scan = null
@@ -166,10 +179,12 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/med_data/laptop
 	name = "Medical Laptop"
+	desc = "Cheap Nanotrasen Laptop."
 	icon_state = "medlaptop"
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/pod
 	name = "Pod Launch Control"
+	desc = "A controll for launching pods. Some people prefer firing Mechas."
 	icon_state = "computer_generic"
 	var/id = 1.0
 	var/obj/machinery/mass_driver/connected = null
@@ -190,6 +205,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/secure_data
 	name = "Security Records"
+	desc = "Beepsky. ARREST!!!"
 	icon_state = "security"
 	req_access = list(access_security)
 	var/obj/item/weapon/card/id/scan = null
@@ -209,6 +225,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/security
 	name = "Security Cameras"
+	desc = "Better than Television."
 	icon_state = "cameras"
 	var/obj/machinery/camera/current = null
 	var/last_pic = 1.0
@@ -217,6 +234,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/security/telescreen
 	name = "Telescreen"
+	desc = "Used for watching an empty arena."
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "telescreen"
 	network = "thunder"
@@ -224,27 +242,32 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/security/wooden_tv
 	name = "Security Cameras"
+	desc = "Nanotrasen gave the detective this for Noir feeling."
 	icon_state = "security_det"
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/security/mining
 	name = "Outpost Status Display"
+	desc = "To view limited cameras on a tiny station."
 	icon_state = "miningcameras"
 	network = "mining"
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/shuttle
 	name = "Shuttle"
+	desc = "For shuttle controll."
 	icon_state = "shuttle"
 	var/auth_need = 3.0
 	var/list/authorized = list(  )
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/teleporter
 	name = "Teleporter"
+	desc = "Use this to set your destination...hopefully..."
 	icon_state = "teleport"
 	var/obj/item/locked = null
 	var/id = null
 
 /obj/machinery/computer/teleporter/security
 	name = "Teleporter"
+	desc = "Use this to set your destination...hopefully..."
 	icon_state = "teleport"
 	locked = null
 	id = null

code/defines/obj/decal.dm

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 /obj/decal/ash
 	name = "Ashes"
-	desc = "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust."
+	desc = "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and into space."
 	icon = 'objects.dmi'
 	icon_state = "ash"
 	anchored = 1
@@ -28,6 +28,7 @@
 
 /obj/decal/point
 	name = "point"
+	desc = "It is an arrow hanging in mid-air. There may be a wizard about."
 	icon = 'screen1.dmi'
 	icon_state = "arrow"
 	layer = 16.0
@@ -40,7 +41,7 @@
 
 /obj/decal/cleanable/blood
 	name = "Blood"
-	desc = "It's red."
+	desc = "It's red. Its Gooye. It is the chefs cooking perhaps."
 	density = 0
 	anchored = 1
 	layer = 2
@@ -65,7 +66,7 @@
 
 /obj/decal/cleanable/blood/gibs
 	name = "gibs"
-	desc = "Grisly..."
+	desc = "Grisly...and not the good kind neither."
 	density = 0
 	anchored = 0
 	layer = 2
@@ -92,7 +93,7 @@
 
 /obj/decal/cleanable/xenoblood
 	name = "xeno blood"
-	desc = "It's green."
+	desc = "It's green. Must be more of the chefs cooking."
 	density = 0
 	anchored = 1
 	layer = 2
@@ -139,7 +140,7 @@
 
 /obj/decal/cleanable/robot_debris
 	name = "robot debris"
-	desc = "Useless heap of junk."
+	desc = "Useless heap of junk...or is it..."
 	density = 0
 	anchored = 0
 	layer = 2
@@ -158,7 +159,7 @@
 
 /obj/decal/cleanable/oil
 	name = "motor oil"
-	desc = "It's black."
+	desc = "It's black. Beepsky made another mess."
 	density = 0
 	anchored = 1
 	layer = 2
@@ -197,7 +198,7 @@
 
 /obj/decal/cleanable/greenglow
 	name = "green glow"
-	desc = "Eerie."
+	desc = "Eerie. This makes you feel creepy."
 	density = 0
 	anchored = 1
 	layer = 2
@@ -215,7 +216,7 @@
 
 /obj/decal/cleanable/molten_item
 	name = "gooey grey mass"
-	desc = "huh."
+	desc = "Huh. Creepy..."
 	density = 0
 	anchored = 1
 	layer = 3

code/defines/obj/door.dm

@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 /obj/machinery/door
 	name = "Door"
+	desc = "It opens and closes."
 	icon = 'doorint.dmi'
 	icon_state = "door1"
 	opacity = 1
@@ -16,6 +17,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/door/firedoor
 	name = "Firelock"
+	desc = "Apply crowbar"
 	icon = 'Doorfire.dmi'
 	icon_state = "door0"
 	var/blocked = null
@@ -25,11 +27,13 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/door/firedoor/border_only
 	name = "Firelock"
+	desc = "Apply crowbar."
 	icon = 'door_fire2.dmi'
 	icon_state = "door0"
 
 /obj/machinery/door/poddoor
 	name = "Podlock"
+	desc = "Why it no open!!!"
 	icon = 'rapid_pdoor.dmi'
 	icon_state = "pdoor1"
 	var/id = 1.0
@@ -136,6 +140,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/door/window
 	name = "interior door"
+	desc = "A door made from a window, yet it can not break nor be depowered."
 	icon = 'windoor.dmi'
 	icon_state = "left"
 	var/base_state = "left"
@@ -145,6 +150,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/door/window/brigdoor
 	name = "Brig Door"
+	desc = "A stronger door made from window, even though it can not break."
 	icon = 'windoor.dmi'
 	icon_state = "leftsecure"
 	base_state = "leftsecure"

code/defines/obj/hydro.dm

@@ -36,6 +36,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/chiliseed
 	name = "Chili plant seeds"
+	desc = "HOT! HOT! HOT!"
 	icon_state = "seed-chili"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/chiliseed"
 	species = "chili"
@@ -52,6 +53,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/replicapod
 	name = "Replica pod seeds"
+	desc = "They say these are used to harvest humans."
 	icon_state = "seed-replicapod"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/replicapod"
 	species = "replicapod"
@@ -75,6 +77,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/berryseed
 	name = "Berry seeds"
+	desc = "Seeds that grows into berries."
 	icon_state = "seed-berry"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/berryseed"
 	species = "berry"
@@ -91,6 +94,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/bananaseed
 	name = "Banana seeds"
+	desc = "When grown, keep away from clown."
 	icon_state = "seed-banana"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/bananaseed"
 	species = "banana"
@@ -106,6 +110,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/eggplantseed
 	name = "Eggplant seeds"
+	desc = "These seeds grows into plants in the form of eggs."
 	icon_state = "seed-eggplant"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/eggplantseed"
 	species = "eggplant"
@@ -121,6 +126,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/eggyseed
 	name = "Egg Plant seeds"
+	desc = "These seeds grows into plants in the form of eggs."
 	icon_state = "seed-eggy"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/eggy"
 	species = "eggy"
@@ -136,6 +142,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/tomatoseed
 	name = "Tomato seeds"
+	desc = "Used to grow tomotoes."
 	icon_state = "seed-tomato"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/tomatoseed"
 	species = "tomato"
@@ -152,6 +159,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/cornseed
 	name = "Corn seeds"
+	desc = "I don't mean to sound corny..."
 	icon_state = "seed-corn"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/cornseed"
 	species = "corn"
@@ -185,6 +193,7 @@
 */
 /obj/item/seeds/potatoseed
 	name = "Potato Seeds"
+	desc = "This will one day grow into potatoes."
 	icon_state = "seed-potato"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/potatoseed"
 	species = "potato"
@@ -202,6 +211,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/icepepperseed
 	name = "Ice pepper seeds"
+	desc = "This will soon become chilly..."
 	icon_state = "seed-icepepper"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/icepepperseed"
 	species = "chiliice"
@@ -218,6 +228,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/soyaseed
 	name = "Soybean seeds"
+	desc = "This grows into Soy."
 	icon_state = "seed-soybean"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/soyaseed"
 	species = "soybean"
@@ -234,6 +245,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/wheatseed
 	name = "Wheat seeds"
+	desc = "This may or may not grow into weed."
 	icon_state = "seed-wheat"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/wheatseed"
 	species = "wheat"
@@ -251,6 +263,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/carrotseed
 	name = "Carrot seeds"
+	desc = "It will grow into a carrot."
 	icon_state = "seed-carrot"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/carrotseed"
 	species = "carrot"
@@ -268,6 +281,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/amanitamycelium
 	name = "Fly Amanita mycelium"
+	desc = "Grows into something horrible."
 	icon_state = "mycelium-amanita"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/amanitamycelium"
 	species = "amanita"
@@ -302,6 +316,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/libertymycelium
 	name = "Liberty Cap mycelium"
+	desc = "It is said to grow druggy."
 	icon_state = "mycelium-liberty"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/libertymycelium"
 	species = "liberty"
@@ -319,6 +334,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/chantermycelium
 	name = "Chanterelle mycelium"
+	desc = "Grows, grows, grows."
 	icon_state = "mycelium-chanter"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/chantermycelium"
 	species = "chanter"
@@ -336,6 +352,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/towermycelium
 	name = "Tower Cap mycelium"
+	desc = "Why does this sound so familiar..."
 	icon_state = "mycelium-tower"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/towermycelium"
 	species = "towercap"
@@ -353,6 +370,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/glowshroom
 	name = "Glowshroom mycelium"
+	desc = "This will glow into mushrooms."
 	icon_state = "mycelium-glowshroom"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/glowshroom"
 	species = "glowshroom"
@@ -370,6 +388,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/plumpmycelium
 	name = "Plump Helmet mycelium"
+	desc = "These seeds will grow into helmets."
 	icon_state = "mycelium-plump"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/plumpmycelium"
 	species = "plump"
@@ -387,6 +406,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/nettleseed
 	name = "Nettle seeds"
+	desc = "Grows into nettle."
 	icon_state = "seed-nettle"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/nettleseed"
 	species = "nettle"
@@ -404,6 +424,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/deathnettleseed
 	name = "Deathnettle seeds"
+	desc = "Grows into Nettle."
 	icon_state = "seed-deathnettle"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/deathnettleseed"
 	species = "deathnettle"
@@ -421,6 +442,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/weeds
 	name = "Weeds"
+	desc = "These seems weedy."
 	icon_state = "seed"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/weeds"
 	species = "weeds"
@@ -455,6 +477,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/sunflowerseed
 	name = "Sunflower seeds"
+	desc = "This will grow shining."
 	icon_state = "seed-sunflower"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/sunflowerseed"
 	species = "sunflower"
@@ -472,6 +495,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/seeds/brownmold
 	name = "Brown Mold"
+	desc = "Moldy."
 	icon_state = "seed"
 	mypath = "/obj/item/seeds/brownmold"
 	species = "mold"
@@ -631,7 +655,7 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/banana
 	seed = "/obj/item/seeds/bananaseed"
 	name = "Banana"
-	desc = "A banana."
+	desc = "A banana. Excellent clown weapon."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "banana"
 	item_state = "banana"
@@ -652,7 +676,7 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/chili
 	seed = "/obj/item/seeds/chiliseed"
 	name = "Chili"
-	desc = "Spicy!"
+	desc = "Spicy! Wait...ITS BURNING ME!"
 	icon_state = "chilipepper"
 	New()
 		..()
@@ -1048,7 +1072,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/minihoe // -- Numbers
 	name = "Mini hoe"
-	desc = "Use for removing weeds or scratching your back."
+	desc = "Use for removing weeds or scratching your back. Might be convinced for other uses."
 	icon = 'weapons.dmi'
 	icon_state = "hoe"
 	item_state = "hoe"

code/defines/obj/injector.dm

@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector
 	name = "DNA-Injector"
+	desc = "This injects the person with DNA."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "dnainjector"
 	var/dnatype = null
@@ -17,6 +18,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/antihulk
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Anti-Hulk)"
+	desc = "Cures green skin."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "708"
 	//block = 2
@@ -26,6 +28,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/hulkmut
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Hulk)"
+	desc = "This will make you big and strong, but give you a bad skin condition."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "FED"
 	//block = 2
@@ -35,6 +38,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/xraymut
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Xray)"
+	desc = "Finally you can see what the Captain does."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "FED"
 	//block = 8
@@ -44,6 +48,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/antixray
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Anti-Xray)"
+	desc = "It will make you see harder."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "708"
 	//block = 8
@@ -54,42 +59,49 @@
 /////////////////////////////////////
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/antiglasses
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Anti-Glasses)"
+	desc = "Toss away those glasses!"
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "708"
 	block = 1
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/glassesmut
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Glasses)"
+	desc = "Will make you need dorkish glasses."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "BD6"
 	block = 1
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/epimut
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Epi.)"
+	desc = "Shake shake shake the room!"
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "FA0"
 	block = 3
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/antiepi
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Anti-Epi.)"
+	desc = "Will fix you up from shaking the room."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "708"
 	block = 3
 ////////////////////////////////////
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/anticough
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Anti-Cough)"
+	desc = "Will stop that aweful noise."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "708"
 	block = 5
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/coughmut
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Cough)"
+	desc = "Will bring forth a sound of horror from your throat."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "BD6"
 	block = 5
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/clumsymut
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Clumsy)"
+	desc = "Makes clown minions."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "FA0"
 	//block = 6
@@ -99,6 +111,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/anticlumsy
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Anti-Clumy)"
+	desc = "Apply this for Security Clown."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "708"
 	//block = 6
@@ -108,30 +121,35 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/antitour
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Anti-Tour.)"
+	desc = "Will cure tourrets."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "708"
 	block = 7
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/tourmut
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Tour.)"
+	desc = "Gives you a nasty case off tourrets."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "BD6"
 	block = 7
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/stuttmut
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Stutt.)"
+	desc = "Makes you s-s-stuttterrr"
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "FA0"
 	block = 9
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/antistutt
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Anti-Stutt.)"
+	desc = "Fixes that speaking impairment."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "708"
 	block = 9
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/antifire
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Anti-Fire)"
+	desc = "Cures fire."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "708"
 	//block = 10
@@ -141,6 +159,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/firemut
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Fire)"
+	desc = "Gives you fire."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "FED"
 	//block = 10
@@ -150,6 +169,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/blindmut
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Blind)"
+	desc = "Makes you not see anything."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "FA0"
 	//block = 11
@@ -159,6 +179,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/antiblind
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Anti-Blind)"
+	desc = "ITS A MIRACLE!!!"
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "708"
 	//block = 11
@@ -168,6 +189,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/antitele
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Anti-Tele.)"
+	desc = "Will make you not able to control your mind."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "708"
 	//block = 12
@@ -177,6 +199,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/telemut
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Tele.)"
+	desc = "Super brain man!"
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "FED"
 	//block = 12
@@ -186,6 +209,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/deafmut
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Deaf)"
+	desc = "Sorry, what did you say?"
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "FA0"
 	//block = 13
@@ -195,6 +219,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/antideaf
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Anti-Deaf)"
+	desc = "Will make you hear once more."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "708"
 	//block = 13
@@ -204,12 +229,14 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/h2m
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Human > Monkey)"
+	desc = "Will make you a flea bag."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "FA0"
 	block = 14
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dnainjector/m2h
 	name = "DNA-Injector (Monkey > Human)"
+	desc = "Will make you...less hairy."
 	dnatype = "se"
 	dna = "708"
 	block = 14

code/defines/obj/machinery.dm

@@ -20,6 +20,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/autolathe
 	name = "Autolathe"
+	desc = "Produces items with metal and glass."
 	icon_state = "autolathe"
 	density = 1
 	var/m_amount = 0.0
@@ -43,6 +44,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/camera
 	name = "Security Camera"
+	desc = "This is used to monitor rooms. Can see through walls."
 	icon = 'monitors.dmi'
 	icon_state = "camera"
 	var/network = "SS13"
@@ -73,6 +75,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/dna_scanner
 	name = "DNA Scanner/Implanter"
+	desc = "Scans DNA."
 	icon = 'Cryogenic2.dmi'
 	icon_state = "scanner_0"
 	density = 1
@@ -85,6 +88,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/dna_scannernew
 	name = "DNA Modifier"
+	desc = "Scans DNA better."
 	icon = 'Cryogenic2.dmi'
 	icon_state = "scanner_0"
 	density = 1
@@ -97,6 +101,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/firealarm
 	name = "Fire Alarm"
+	desc = "Pull this in case of emergency. Thus keep pulling this forever."
 	icon = 'monitors.dmi'
 	icon_state = "fire0"
 	var/detecting = 1.0
@@ -112,6 +117,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/partyalarm
 	name = "Party Button"
+	desc = "Cuban Pete is in the house!"
 	icon = 'monitors.dmi'
 	icon_state = "fire0"
 	var/detecting = 1.0
@@ -127,6 +133,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/hologram_proj
 	name = "Hologram Projector"
+	desc = "Makes a hologram appear...somehow..."
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "hologram0"
 	var/atom/projection = null
@@ -138,6 +145,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/hologram_ai
 	name = "Hologram Projector Platform"
+	desc = "Used for the fun of the diabolical AI."
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "hologram0"
 	var/atom/projection = null
@@ -154,6 +162,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/igniter
 	name = "igniter"
+	desc = "Fun for igniting plasma."
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "igniter1"
 	var/id = null
@@ -165,6 +174,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/injector
 	name = "injector"
+	desc = "Injects gas into a chamber."
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "injector"
 	density = 1
@@ -177,6 +187,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/mass_driver
 	name = "mass driver"
+	desc = "Shoots things into space."
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "mass_driver"
 	var/power = 1.0
@@ -190,6 +201,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/meter
 	name = "meter"
+	desc = "It measures something."
 	icon = 'meter.dmi'
 	icon_state = "meterX"
 	var/obj/machinery/atmospherics/pipe/target = null
@@ -201,7 +213,7 @@
 	active_power_usage = 4
 
 /obj/machinery/nuclearbomb
-	desc = "Uh oh."
+	desc = "Uh oh. RUN!!!!"
 	name = "Nuclear Fission Explosive"
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "nuclearbomb0"
@@ -220,6 +232,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/optable
 	name = "Operating Table"
+	desc = "Used for advanced medical procedures. Apparently this includes the clown."
 	icon = 'surgery.dmi'
 	icon_state = "table2-idle"
 	density = 1
@@ -249,6 +262,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/vehicle/pod
 	name = "Escape Pod"
+	desc = "A pod, for, moving in space"
 	icon = 'escapepod.dmi'
 	icon_state = "pod"
 	can_rotate = 0
@@ -256,6 +270,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/vehicle/recon
 	name = "Reconaissance Pod"
+	desc = "A fast moving pod."
 	icon = 'escapepod.dmi'
 	icon_state = "recon"
 	speed = 1.0
@@ -265,6 +280,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/restruct
 	name = "DNA Physical Restructurization Accelerator"
+	desc = "This looks complex."
 	icon = 'Cryogenic2.dmi'
 	icon_state = "restruct_0"
 	density = 1
@@ -277,6 +293,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/scan_console
 	name = "DNA Scanner Access Console"
+	desc = "Scand DNA."
 	icon = 'computer.dmi'
 	icon_state = "scanner"
 	density = 1
@@ -298,6 +315,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/scan_consolenew
 	name = "DNA Modifier Access Console"
+	desc = "Scand DNA."
 	icon = 'computer.dmi'
 	icon_state = "scanner"
 	density = 1
@@ -335,6 +353,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/sec_lock
 	name = "Security Pad"
+	desc = "A lock, for doors. Used by security."
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "sec_lock"
 	var/obj/item/weapon/card/id/scan = null
@@ -349,6 +368,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/door_control
 	name = "Remote Door Control"
+	desc = "This controls doors."
 	icon = 'stationobjs.dmi'
 	icon_state = "doorctrl0"
 	desc = "A remote control switch for a door."
@@ -360,6 +380,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/driver_button
 	name = "Mass Driver Button"
+	desc = "FIRE AWAY!"
 	icon = 'objects.dmi'
 	icon_state = "launcherbtt"
 	desc = "A remote control switch for a Mass Driver."
@@ -372,6 +393,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/ignition_switch
 	name = "Ignition Switch"
+	desc = "Activates that igniter."
 	icon = 'objects.dmi'
 	icon_state = "launcherbtt"
 	desc = "A remote control switch for a mounted igniter."
@@ -429,6 +451,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/teleport/hub
 	name = "hub"
+	desc = "A hub of a teleporting machine."
 	icon_state = "tele0"
 	var/accurate = 0
 	use_power = 1
@@ -437,6 +460,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/teleport/station
 	name = "station"
+	desc = "The station thingy of a teleport thingy."
 	icon_state = "controller"
 	var/active = 0
 	var/engaged = 0
@@ -502,6 +526,7 @@
 
 /obj/machinery/power/monitor
 	name = "Power Monitoring Computer"
+	desc = "Used to monitor the power. Pretty useless."
 	icon = 'computer.dmi'
 	icon_state = "power"
 	density = 1

code/defines/obj/radio.dm

@@ -31,6 +31,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/beacon
 	name = "Tracking Beacon"
+	desc = "A beacon used by a teleporter."
 	icon_state = "beacon"
 	item_state = "signaler"
 	var/code = "electronic"
@@ -38,12 +39,14 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/courtroom_beacon
 	name = "Tracking Beacon"
+	desc = "A more useless beacon in the courtroom."
 	icon_state = "beacon"
 	item_state = "signaler"
 	var/code = "electronic"
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/electropack
 	name = "Electropack"
+	desc = "Dance my monkeys! DANCE!!!"
 	icon_state = "electropack0"
 	var/code = 2
 	var/on = 0
@@ -55,6 +58,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/signaler
 	name = "Remote Signaling Device"
+	desc = "Used to remotely activate devices."
 	icon_state = "signaller"
 	item_state = "signaler"
 	var/code = 30
@@ -65,6 +69,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/intercom
 	name = "Station Intercom (Radio)"
+	desc = "Talk through this."
 	icon_state = "intercom"
 	anchored = 1
 	var/number = 0
@@ -73,6 +78,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset
 	name = "Radio Headset"
+	desc = "An intercom that fits over the head."
 	icon_state = "headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	var
@@ -87,96 +93,112 @@
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sec // -- TLE
 	name = "Security Radio Headset"
+	desc = "This is used by your elite security force."
 	icon_state = "sec_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Security" = 1)
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_eng // -- TLE
 	name = "Engineering Radio Headset"
+	desc = "When the engineers wishes to chat like girls."
 	icon_state = "eng_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Engineering" = 1)
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_rob // -- DH
 	name = "Robotics Radio Headset"
+	desc = "Made specifically for the roboticists who cannot decide between departments."
 	icon_state = "rob_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Engineering" = 1, "Science" = 1)
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_med // -- TLE
 	name = "Medical Radio Headset"
+	desc = "A headset for the trained staff of the medbay."
 	icon_state = "med_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Medical" = 1)
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sci // -- Bar
 	name = "Science Radio Headset"
+	desc = "A sciency headset. Like usual."
 	icon_state = "com_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Science" = 1)
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_medsci // -- Micro
 	name = "Medical Research Radio Headset"
+	desc = "A headset that is a result of the mating between medical and science."
 	icon_state = "med_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Medical" = 1, "Science" = 1)
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_com // -- TLE
 	name = "Command Radio Headset"
+	desc = "A headset with a commanding channel"
 	icon_state = "com_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Command" = 1)
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/captain // -- Bar
 	name = "Captain's Headset"
+	desc = "The headset of the boss."
 	icon_state = "com_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Command" = 1, "Science" = 0, "Medical" = 0, "Security" = 1, "Engineering" = 0, "Mining" = 0, "Cargo" = 0)
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/rd // -- Bar
 	name = "Research Director's Headset"
+	desc = "Headset of the researching God."
 	icon_state = "com_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Science" = 1, "Command" = 1)
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/hos // -- Bar
 	name = "Head of Security's Headset"
+	desc = "The headset of the man who protects your worthless lifes."
 	icon_state = "com_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Security" = 1, "Command" = 1)
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/ce // -- Bar
 	name = "Chief Engineer's Headset"
+	desc = "The headset of the guy who is in charge of morons."
 	icon_state = "com_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Engineering" = 1, "Command" = 1)
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/cmo // -- Bar
 	name = "Chief Medical Officer's Headset"
+	desc = "The headset of the highly trained medical chief."
 	icon_state = "com_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Medical" = 1, "Command" = 1)
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/hop // -- rastaf0
 	name = "Head of Personnel's Headset"
+	desc = "The headset of the guy who will one day be captain."
 	icon_state = "com_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Command" = 1, "Security" = 0, "Cargo" = 1, "Mining" = 0)
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_mine // -- rastaf0
 	name = "Mining Radio Headset"
+	desc = "Headset used by miners. How useless."
 	icon_state = "mine_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Mining" = 1)
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_cargo // -- rastaf0
 	name = "Cargo Radio Headset"
+	desc = "Headset used by the QM's slaves."
 	icon_state = "cargo_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Cargo" = 1)
 
 /obj/item/device/radio/headset/heads/qm // -- rastaf0
 	name = "Quartermaster's Headset"
+	desc = "The headset of the man who control your toiletpaper supply."
 	icon_state = "cargo_headset"
 	item_state = "headset"
 	channels = list("Cargo" = 1, "Mining" = 1)

code/defines/obj/storage.dm

@@ -51,6 +51,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack
 	name = "backpack"
+	desc = "You wear this on your back and put items into it."
 	icon_state = "backpack"
 	w_class = 4.0
 	flags = 259.0
@@ -59,6 +60,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/pill_bottle
 	name = "pill bottle"
+	desc = "This is told to hold untold horrors of pulls."
 	icon_state = "pill_canister"
 	icon = 'chemical.dmi'
 	item_state = "contsolid"
@@ -67,6 +69,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/dice
 	name = "dice pack"
+	desc = "Apparently this has dice in them."
 	icon_state = "pill_canister"
 	icon = 'chemical.dmi'
 	item_state = "contsolid"
@@ -75,33 +78,40 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/box
 	name = "box"
+	desc = "A nice looking box."
 	icon_state = "box"
 	item_state = "syringe_kit"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/pillbottlebox
 	name = "pill bottles"
+	desc = "A box of pill bottles."
 	icon_state = "box"
 	item_state = "syringe_kit"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/blankbox
 	name = "blank shells"
+	desc = "A box containing...stuff..."
 	icon_state = "box"
 	item_state = "syringe_kit"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/clown
 	name = "Giggles Von Honkerton"
+	desc = "The backpack made by Honk. Co."
 	icon_state = "clownpack"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/medic
 	name = "medic's backpack"
+	desc = "The backpack used to keep with the sterile environment."
 	icon_state = "medicalpack"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/backpack/security
 	name = "security backpack"
+	desc = "A very robust backpack."
 	icon_state = "securitypack"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/briefcase
 	name = "briefcase"
+	desc = "Used by the lawyer to robust security in the court room."
 	icon_state = "briefcase"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS| CONDUCT
 	force = 8.0
@@ -113,6 +123,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/disk_kit
 	name = "data disks"
+	desc = "For disks."
 	icon_state = "id"
 	item_state = "syringe_kit"
 
@@ -122,11 +133,13 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/fcard_kit
 	name = "Fingerprint Cards"
+	desc = "This contains cards which are used to take fingerprints."
 	icon_state = "id"
 	item_state = "syringe_kit"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/firstaid
 	name = "First-Aid"
+	desc = "In case of a boo-boo."
 	icon_state = "firstaid"
 	throw_speed = 2
 	throw_range = 8
@@ -134,6 +147,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/firstaid/fire
 	name = "Fire First Aid"
+	desc = "A kit for when you 'accidently' set toxins on fire and burn yourself."
 	icon_state = "ointment"
 	item_state = "firstaid-ointment"
 
@@ -142,16 +156,19 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/syringes
 	name = "Syringes"
+	desc = "A box full of syringes."
 	desc = "A biohazard alert warning is printed on the box"
 	icon_state = "syringe"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/firstaid/toxin
 	name = "Toxin First Aid"
+	desc = "Used to treat when you have a high amoutn of toxins in your body. Or atleast the box containing those things."
 	icon_state = "antitoxin"
 	item_state = "firstaid-toxin"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/firstaid/o2
 	name = "Oxygen Deprivation First Aid"
+	desc = "A box full of oxygen goodies."
 	icon_state = "o2"
 	item_state = "firstaid-o2"
 
@@ -169,46 +186,55 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/gl_kit
 	name = "Prescription Glasses"
+	desc = "This box contains nerd glasses."
 	icon_state = "id"
 	item_state = "syringe_kit"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/handcuff_kit
 	name = "Spare Handcuffs"
+	desc = "A box full of handcuffs."
 	icon_state = "handcuff"
 	item_state = "syringe_kit"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/id_kit
 	name = "Spare IDs"
+	desc = "Has so many empty ID's."
 	icon_state = "id"
 	item_state = "syringe_kit"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/lglo_kit
 	name = "Latex Gloves"
+	desc = "Contains white gloves."
 	icon_state = "latex"
 	item_state = "syringe_kit"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/injectbox
 	name = "DNA-Injectors"
+	desc = "This box contains injectors it seems."
 	icon_state = "box"
 	item_state = "syringe_kit"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/stma_kit
 	name = "Sterile Masks"
+	desc = "This box contains masks of sterility."
 	icon_state = "latex"
 	item_state = "syringe_kit"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/trackimp_kit
 	name = "Tracking Implant Kit"
+	desc = "Box full of scum-bag tracking utensils."
 	icon_state = "implant"
 	item_state = "syringe_kit"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/chemimp_kit
 	name = "Chemical Implant Kit"
+	desc = "Box of stuff used to implant chemicals."
 	icon_state = "implant"
 	item_state = "syringe_kit"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/toolbox
 	name = "toolbox"
+	desc = "Danger. Very robust."
 	icon = 'storage.dmi'
 	icon_state = "red"
 	item_state = "toolbox_red"
@@ -242,6 +268,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/bible
 	name = "bible"
+	desc = "Apply to head repeatedly."
 	icon_state ="bible"
 	throw_speed = 1
 	throw_range = 5
@@ -252,6 +279,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/bible/booze
 	name = "bible"
+	desc = "Apply to head repeatedly."
 	icon_state ="bible"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/storage/mousetraps

code/defines/obj/weapon.dm

@@ -264,6 +264,7 @@
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword
 	var/color
 	name = "energy sword"
+	desc = "May the force be within you."
 	icon_state = "sword0"
 	force = 3.0
 	throwforce = 5.0
@@ -280,6 +281,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/sword/pirate
 	name = "energy cutlass"
+	desc = "Arrrr matey."
 	icon_state = "cutlass0"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/melee/energy/blade
@@ -325,6 +327,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/bedsheet
 	name = "bedsheet"
+	desc = "Nice, linen, bedsheet. Perfect to put on."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "sheet"
 	layer = 4.0
@@ -368,6 +371,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/stack/medical/ointment
 	name = "ointment"
+	desc = "Used to treat those nasty burns."
 	singular_name = "ointment"
 	icon_state = "ointment"
 	heal_burn = 40
@@ -375,6 +379,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/c_tube
 	name = "cardboard tube"
+	desc = "A tube...of cardboard."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "c_tube"
 	throwforce = 1
@@ -384,6 +389,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/camera
 	name = "camera"
+	desc = "Use this to take pictures."
 	icon_state = "camera"
 	var/last_pic = 1.0
 	item_state = "wrench"
@@ -392,6 +398,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/card
 	name = "card"
+	desc = "Does card things."
 	icon = 'card.dmi'
 	w_class = 1.0
 
@@ -399,6 +406,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/card/data
 	name = "data disk"
+	desc = "A disk of data."
 	icon_state = "data"
 	var/function = "storage"
 	var/data = "null"
@@ -422,6 +430,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/card/id
 	name = "identification card"
+	desc = "An identification card. No shit."
 	icon_state = "id"
 	item_state = "card-id"
 	var/access = list()
@@ -431,16 +440,19 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/card/id/gold
 	name = "identification card"
+	desc = "A golden card which shows power and might."
 	icon_state = "gold"
 	item_state = "gold_id"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/card/id/syndicate
 	name = "agent card"
+	desc = "Shhhhh."
 	access = list(access_maint_tunnels)
 	origin_tech = "syndicate=3"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/card/id/captains_spare
 	name = "Captain's spare ID"
+	desc = "The spare ID of the High Lord himself."
 	icon_state = "gold"
 	item_state = "gold_id"
 	registered = "Captain"
@@ -451,6 +463,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/card/id/centcom
 	name = "CentCom ID"
+	desc = "An ID straight from Cent. Com."
 	icon_state = "centcom"
 	registered = "Central Command"
 	assignment = "General"
@@ -472,6 +485,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/clipboard
 	name = "clipboard"
+	desc = "Apply paper to this to write better. Can also hold pens."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "clipboard00"
 	var/obj/item/weapon/pen/pen = null
@@ -483,6 +497,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/cloaking_device
 	name = "cloaking device"
+	desc = "Use this to become invisible to the human eyesocket."
 	icon = 'device.dmi'
 	icon_state = "shield0"
 	var/active = 0.0
@@ -526,6 +541,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/crowbar
 	name = "crowbar"
+	desc = "Used to hit floors"
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "crowbar"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS| CONDUCT
@@ -557,6 +573,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear
 	name = "Nuclear Authentication Disk"
+	desc = "Better keep this safe."
 	icon_state = "nucleardisk"
 	item_state = "card-id"
 	w_class = 1.0
@@ -569,6 +586,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/extinguisher
 	name = "fire extinguisher"
+	desc = "Contains water....dangit..."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "fire_extinguisher0"
 	var/last_use = 1.0
@@ -585,6 +603,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/f_card
 	name = "Finger Print Card"
+	desc = "Used to take fingerprints."
 	icon = 'card.dmi'
 	icon_state = "fingerprint0"
 	var/amount = 10.0
@@ -597,6 +616,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/fcardholder
 	name = "Finger Print Case"
+	desc = "Apply finger print card."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "fcardholder0"
 	item_state = "clipboard"
@@ -667,6 +687,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/gift
 	name = "gift"
+	desc = "A wrapped item."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "gift3"
 	var/size = 3.0
@@ -899,6 +920,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/hand_tele
 	name = "hand tele"
+	desc = "A portable item using blue-space technology."
 	icon = 'device.dmi'
 	icon_state = "hand_tele"
 	item_state = "electronic"
@@ -911,6 +933,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/handcuffs
 	name = "handcuffs"
+	desc = "Use this to keep prisoners in line."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "handcuff"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT | ONBELT
@@ -930,23 +953,27 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/implant/freedom
 	name = "freedom"
+	desc = "Use this to escape from those evil Red Shirts."
 	var/uses = 1.0
 	color = "r"
 	var/activation_emote = "chuckle"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/implant/tracking
 	name = "tracking"
+	desc = "Track with this."
 	var/frequency = 1451
 	var/id = 1.0
 
 /obj/item/weapon/implant/explosive
 	name = "explosive"
+	desc = "And boom goes the weasel."
 
 /obj/item/weapon/implant/chem
 	name = "chem"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/implantcase
 	name = "Glass Case"
+	desc = "A case containing an implant."
 	icon_state = "implantcase-0"
 	var/obj/item/weapon/implant/imp = null
 	item_state = "implantcase"
@@ -956,16 +983,19 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/implantcase/tracking
 	name = "Glass Case- 'Tracking'"
+	desc = "A case containing a tracking implant."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "implantcase-b"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/implantcase/explosive
 	name = "Glass Case- 'Explosive'"
+	desc = "A case containing an explosive implant."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "implantcase-r"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/implantcase/chem
 	name = "Glass Case- 'Chem'"
+	desc = "A case containing a chemical implant."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "implantcase-b"
 
@@ -981,6 +1011,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/implantpad
 	name = "implantpad"
+	desc = "Used to modify implants."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "implantpad-0"
 	var/obj/item/weapon/implantcase/case = null
@@ -994,6 +1025,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/locator
 	name = "locator"
+	desc = "Used to track those with locater implants."
 	icon = 'device.dmi'
 	icon_state = "locator"
 	var/temp = null
@@ -1039,6 +1071,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/paint
 	name = "Paint Can"
+	desc = "Used to recolor floors and walls. Can not be removed by the janitor."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "paint_neutral"
 	var/color = "neutral"
@@ -1047,6 +1080,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/paper
 	name = "Paper"
+	desc = "It is made from wood."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "paper"
 	var/info = null
@@ -1066,6 +1100,7 @@
 
 /obj/item/weapon/directions
 	name = "Crumpled Paper"
+	desc = "This is a crumpled piece fo paper."
 	icon = 'weapons.dmi'
 	icon_state = "crumpled"
 	throwforce = 0
@@ -1178,6 +1213,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/paper_bin
 	name = "Paper Bin"
+	desc = "This contains many papers."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "paper_bin1"
 	var/amount = 30.0
@@ -1223,6 +1259,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/rack_parts
 	name = "rack parts"
+	desc = "Parts of a rack."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "rack_parts"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS| CONDUCT
@@ -1238,6 +1275,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/screwdriver
 	name = "screwdriver"
+	desc = "You can be totally screwwy with this."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "screwdriver"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS| CONDUCT
@@ -1260,6 +1298,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/syndicate_uplink
 	name = "station bounced radio"
+	desc = "Remain silent about this..."
 	icon = 'radio.dmi'
 	icon_state = "radio"
 	var/temp = null
@@ -1278,6 +1317,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/SWF_uplink
 	name = "station bounced radio"
+	desc = "used to comunicate it appears."
 	icon = 'radio.dmi'
 	icon_state = "radio"
 	var/temp = null
@@ -1296,6 +1336,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/spellbook
 	name = "Spell Book"
+	desc = "The legendary book of spells of the wizard."
 	icon = 'library.dmi'
 	icon_state ="book"
 	throw_speed = 1
@@ -1312,6 +1353,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/staff
 	name = "wizards staff"
+	desc = "Apparently a staff used by the wizard."
 	icon = 'wizard.dmi'
 	icon_state = "staff"
 	force = 3.0
@@ -1323,6 +1365,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/table_parts
 	name = "table parts"
+	desc = "Parts of a table. Poor table."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "table_parts"
 	m_amt = 3750
@@ -1330,6 +1373,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/table_parts/reinforced
 	name = "reinforced table parts"
+	desc = "Hard table parts. Well...harder..."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "reinf_tableparts"
 	m_amt = 7500
@@ -1337,6 +1381,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/table_parts/wood
 	name = "wooden table parts"
+	desc = "Keep away from fire."
 	icon_state = "wood_tableparts"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/tank
@@ -1357,11 +1402,13 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/tank/anesthetic
 	name = "Gas Tank (Sleeping Agent)"
+	desc = "Seriously, who uses this anymore?"
 	icon_state = "anesthetic"
 	item_state = "an_tank"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/tank/jetpack
 	name = "Jetpack (Oxygen)"
+	desc = "A pack of jets it appears."
 	icon_state = "jetpack0"
 	var/on = 0.0
 	w_class = 4.0
@@ -1372,29 +1419,35 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/tank/jetpack/void_jetpack
 	name = "Void Jetpack (oxygen)"
+	desc = "It works well in a void."
 	icon_state = "voidjetpack0"
 	item_state =  "jetpack"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/tank/jetpack/black_jetpack
 	name = "Black Jetpack (oxygen)"
+	desc = "A black model of jetpacks."
 	icon_state = "black_jetpack0"
 	item_state =  "black_jetpack"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/tank/oxygen
 	name = "Gas Tank (Oxygen)"
+	desc = "A tank of oxygen"
 	icon_state = "oxygen"
 	distribute_pressure = ONE_ATMOSPHERE*O2STANDARD
 
 /obj/item/weapon/tank/air
 	name = "Gas Tank (Air Mix)"
+	desc = "Mixed anyone?"
 	icon_state = "oxygen"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/tank/plasma
 	name = "Gas Tank (BIOHAZARD)"
+	desc = "Contains dangerous plasma. When inhaled."
 	icon_state = "plasma"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/tank/emergency_oxygen
 	name = "emergency oxygentank"
+	desc = "Used for emergencies."
 	icon_state = "emergency"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | ONBELT | CONDUCT
 	w_class = 2.5
@@ -1404,6 +1457,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/teleportation_scroll
 	name = "Teleportation Scroll"
+	desc = "A scroll for moving around."
 	icon = 'wizard.dmi'
 	icon_state = "scroll"
 	var/uses = 4.0
@@ -1426,6 +1480,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/wirecutters
 	name = "wirecutters"
+	desc = "This cuts wires."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "cutters"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS| CONDUCT
@@ -1442,12 +1497,14 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/wrapping_paper
 	name = "wrapping paper"
+	desc = "You can use this to wrap items in."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "wrap_paper"
 	var/amount = 20.0
 
 /obj/item/weapon/wrench
 	name = "wrench"
+	desc = "A wrench with common uses. Can be found in your hand."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "wrench"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS| CONDUCT
@@ -1582,6 +1639,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/a_gift
 	name = "gift"
+	desc = "A gift it appears."
 	icon = 'items.dmi'
 	icon_state = "gift"
 	item_state = "gift"
@@ -1603,6 +1661,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/kitchen/rollingpin
 	name = "rolling pin"
+	desc = "Used to knock out the Bartender."
 	icon_state = "rolling_pin"
 	force = 8.0
 	throwforce = 10.0
@@ -1663,10 +1722,12 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/fork
 	name = "fork"
+	desc = "Pointy."
 	icon_state = "fork"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/kitchen/utensil/knife
 	name = "knife"
+	desc = "Can cut through any food."
 	icon_state = "knife"
 	force = 10.0
 	throwforce = 10.0
@@ -1678,6 +1739,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/scalpel
 	name = "scalpel"
+	desc = "Cut, cut, and once more cut."
 	icon = 'surgery.dmi'
 	icon_state = "scalpel"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT
@@ -1692,6 +1754,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/retractor
 	name = "retractor"
+	desc = "Retracts stuff."
 	icon = 'surgery.dmi'
 	icon_state = "retractor"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT
@@ -1700,6 +1763,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/hemostat
 	name = "hemostat"
+	desc = "You think you have seen this before."
 	icon = 'surgery.dmi'
 	icon_state = "hemostat"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT
@@ -1708,6 +1772,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/cautery
 	name = "cautery"
+	desc = "This stops bleeding."
 	icon = 'surgery.dmi'
 	icon_state = "cautery"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT
@@ -1716,6 +1781,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/surgicaldrill
 	name = "surgical drill"
+	desc = "You can drill using this item. You dig?"
 	icon = 'surgery.dmi'
 	icon_state = "drill"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT
@@ -1724,6 +1790,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/circular_saw
 	name = "circular saw"
+	desc = "For heavy duty cutting."
 	icon = 'surgery.dmi'
 	icon_state = "saw"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT
@@ -1738,6 +1805,7 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/syntiflesh
 	name = "Syntiflesh"
+	desc = "Meat that appears...strange..."
 	icon = 'food.dmi'
 	icon_state = "meat"
 	flags = FPRINT | TABLEPASS | CONDUCT
@@ -1858,18 +1926,21 @@ Total SMES charging rate should not exceed total power generation rate, or an ov
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dice // -- TLE
 	name = "d6"
+	desc = "A dice with six sides."
 	var/sides = 6
 	icon_state = "dice"
 	item_state = "dice"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/dice/d20 // -- TLE
 	name = "d20"
+	desc = "A dice with...hell that is many sides."
 	sides = 20
 	icon_state = "d20"
 	item_state = "dice"
 
 /obj/item/weapon/pai_cable
 	desc = "A flexible coated cable with a universal jack on one end."
+	desc = "Some spacey cable."
 	name = "data cable"
 	icon = 'power.dmi'
 	icon_state = "wire1"

code/defines/turf.dm

@@ -63,6 +63,7 @@
 
 /turf/simulated/wall/r_wall
 	name = "r wall"
+	desc = "A huge chunk of reinforced metal used to seperate rooms."
 	icon_state = "r_wall"
 	opacity = 1
 	density = 1
@@ -73,6 +74,7 @@
 
 /turf/simulated/wall
 	name = "wall"
+	desc = "A huge chunk of metal used to seperate rooms."
 	icon = 'walls.dmi'
 	opacity = 1
 	density = 1