Ports SNPCs

code/__DEFINES/snpc.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+#define SNPC_MAX_RANGE_FIND 32
+#define SNPC_MIN_RANGE_FIND 16
+#define SNPC_FUZZY_CHANCE_HIGH 85
+#define SNPC_FUZZY_CHANCE_LOW 50
+#define SNPC_CHANCE_TALK 15
+
+#define SNPC_BRUTE 1
+#define SNPC_STEALTH 2
+#define SNPC_MARTYR 3
+#define SNPC_PSYCHO 4
+
+#define SNPC_INTERACTING 2
+#define SNPC_TRAVEL 4
+#define SNPC_FIGHTING 8
+#define SNPC_SPECIAL 16
+
+#define TRAIT_ROBUST 2
+#define TRAIT_UNROBUST 4
+#define TRAIT_SMART 8
+#define TRAIT_DUMB 16
+#define TRAIT_MEAN 32
+#define TRAIT_FRIENDLY 64
+#define TRAIT_THIEVING 128

code/__HELPERS/_string_lists.dm

@@ -1,27 +1,41 @@
 #define pick_list(FILE, KEY) (pick(strings(FILE, KEY)))
+#define pick_list_replacements(FILE, KEY) (strings_replacement(FILE, KEY))
+#define json_load(FILE) (json_decode(file2text(FILE)))
 
 var/global/list/string_cache
+var/global/list/string_filename_current_key
+
+
+/proc/strings_replacement(filename, key)
+	load_strings_file(filename)
+
+	if((filename in string_cache) && (key in string_cache[filename]))
+		var/response = pick(string_cache[filename][key])
+		var/regex/r = regex("@pick\\((\\D+?)\\)", "g")
+		response = r.Replace(response, /proc/strings_subkey_lookup)
+		return response
+	else
+		CRASH("strings list not found: strings/[filename], index=[key]")
 
 /proc/strings(filename as text, key as text)
-	var/list/fileList
-	if(!string_cache)
-		string_cache = new
-	if(!(filename in string_cache))
-		if(fexists("strings/[filename]"))
-			string_cache[filename] = list()
-			var/list/stringsList = list()
-			fileList = file2list("strings/[filename]")
-			for(var/s in fileList)
-				stringsList = splittext(s, "@=")
-				if(stringsList.len != 2)
-					CRASH("Invalid string list in strings/[filename]")
-				if(findtext(stringsList[2], "@,"))
-					string_cache[filename][stringsList[1]] = splittext(stringsList[2], "@,")
-				else
-					string_cache[filename][stringsList[1]] = stringsList[2] // Its a single string!
-		else
-			CRASH("file not found: strings/[filename]")
+	load_strings_file(filename)
 	if((filename in string_cache) && (key in string_cache[filename]))
 		return string_cache[filename][key]
 	else
 		CRASH("strings list not found: strings/[filename], index=[key]")
+
+/proc/strings_subkey_lookup(match, group1)
+	return pick_list(string_filename_current_key, group1)
+
+/proc/load_strings_file(filename)
+	string_filename_current_key = filename
+	if(filename in string_cache)
+		return //no work to do
+
+	if(!string_cache)
+		string_cache = new
+
+	if(fexists("strings/[filename]"))
+		string_cache[filename] = json_load("strings/[filename]")
+	else
+		CRASH("file not found: strings/[filename]")

code/__HELPERS/game.dm

@@ -223,8 +223,8 @@
 
 
 	// Try to find all the players who can hear the message
-	for(var/i = 1; i <= player_list.len; i++)
-		var/mob/M = player_list[i]
+	for(var/A in player_list + hear_radio_list)
+		var/mob/M = A
 		if(M)
 			var/turf/ear = get_turf(M)
 			if(ear)

code/_globalvars/lists/mobs.dm

@@ -23,9 +23,10 @@ var/global/list/living_mob_list = list()			//List of all alive mobs, including c
 var/global/list/dead_mob_list = list()				//List of all dead mobs, including clientless. Excludes /mob/new_player
 var/global/list/respawnable_list = list()			//List of all mobs, dead or in mindless creatures that still be respawned.
 var/global/list/simple_animal_list = list()			//List of all simple animals, including clientless
+var/global/list/snpc_list = list()      			//List of all snpc's, including clientless
 
 var/global/list/med_hud_users = list()
 var/global/list/sec_hud_users = list()
 var/global/list/antag_hud_users = list()
 var/global/list/surgeries_list = list()
-		//items that ask to be called every cycle
+var/global/list/hear_radio_list = list()			//Mobs that hear the radio even if there's no client

code/_onclick/hud/human.dm

@@ -452,17 +452,13 @@
 		if (mymob.client.gun_mode) // If in aim mode, correct the sprite
 			mymob.gun_setting_icon.dir = 2
 
+		mymob.client.screen = list()
 
-	mymob.client.screen = list()
-
-	mymob.client.screen += list( mymob.throw_icon, mymob.zone_sel, mymob.oxygen, mymob.pressure, mymob.toxin, mymob.bodytemp, mymob.internals, mymob.fire, mymob.healths, mymob.healthdoll, mymob.nutrition_icon, mymob.pullin, mymob.gun_setting_icon, lingchemdisplay, lingstingdisplay) //, mymob.hands, mymob.rest, mymob.sleep) //, mymob.mach )
-	mymob.client.screen += src.adding + src.hotkeybuttons
-	mymob.client.screen += mymob.client.void
+		mymob.client.screen += list( mymob.throw_icon, mymob.zone_sel, mymob.oxygen, mymob.pressure, mymob.toxin, mymob.bodytemp, mymob.internals, mymob.fire, mymob.healths, mymob.healthdoll, mymob.nutrition_icon, mymob.pullin, mymob.gun_setting_icon, lingchemdisplay, lingstingdisplay) //, mymob.hands, mymob.rest, mymob.sleep) //, mymob.mach )
+		mymob.client.screen += src.adding + src.hotkeybuttons
+		mymob.client.screen += mymob.client.void
 	inventory_shown = 0
 
-	return
-
-
 /mob/living/carbon/human/verb/toggle_hotkey_verbs()
 	set category = "OOC"
 	set name = "Toggle Hotkey Buttons"

code/controllers/Processes/animal.dm

@@ -1,37 +0,0 @@
-var/global/datum/controller/process/animal/animal_master
-
-/datum/controller/process/animal
-	var/current_cycle
-
-/datum/controller/process/animal/setup()
-	name = "animal"
-	schedule_interval = 20 // every 2 seconds
-	start_delay = 16
-	log_startup_progress("Simple animal ticker starting up.")
-	if(animal_master)
-		qdel(animal_master) //only one mob master
-	animal_master = src
-
-/datum/controller/process/animal/started()
-	..()
-	if(!simple_animal_list)
-		simple_animal_list = list()
-
-/datum/controller/process/animal/statProcess()
-	..()
-	stat(null, "[simple_animal_list.len] simple animals")
-
-/datum/controller/process/animal/doWork()
-	for(last_object in simple_animal_list)
-		var/mob/living/simple_animal/M = last_object
-		if(istype(M) && isnull(M.gcDestroyed))
-			if(!M.client && M.stat == CONSCIOUS)
-				try
-					M.process_ai()
-				catch(var/exception/e)
-					catchException(e, M)
-				SCHECK
-		else
-			catchBadType(M)
-			simple_animal_list -= M
-	current_cycle++

code/controllers/Processes/npcai.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,61 @@
+var/global/datum/controller/process/npcai/npcai_master
+
+/datum/controller/process/npcai
+	var/current_cycle
+	var/saved_voice = 0
+
+/datum/controller/process/npcai/setup()
+	name = "npc ai"
+	schedule_interval = 20 // every 2 seconds
+	start_delay = 16
+	log_startup_progress("NPC ticker starting up.")
+	if(npcai_master)
+		qdel(npcai_master) //only one mob master
+	npcai_master = src
+
+/datum/controller/process/npcai/started()
+	..()
+	if(!simple_animal_list)
+		simple_animal_list = list()
+	if(!snpc_list)
+		snpc_list = list()
+
+/datum/controller/process/npcai/statProcess()
+	..()
+	stat(null, "[simple_animal_list.len] simple animals")
+	stat(null, "[snpc_list.len] SNPC's")
+
+/datum/controller/process/npcai/doWork()
+	for(last_object in simple_animal_list)
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/M = last_object
+		if(istype(M) && isnull(M.gcDestroyed))
+			if(!M.client && M.stat == CONSCIOUS)
+				try
+					M.process_ai()
+				catch(var/exception/e)
+					catchException(e, M)
+				SCHECK
+		else
+			catchBadType(M)
+			simple_animal_list -= M
+
+	if(ticker.current_state == GAME_STATE_FINISHED && !saved_voice)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/M = pick(snpc_list)
+		if(M)
+			M.saveVoice()
+			saved_voice = 1
+
+	for(last_object in snpc_list)
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/M = last_object
+		if(istype(M) && isnull(M.gcDestroyed))
+			try
+				if(!M.alternateProcessing || M.forceProcess)
+					M.doProcess()
+			catch(var/exception/e)
+				catchException(e, M)
+			SCHECK
+		else
+			catchBadType(M)
+			snpc_list -= M
+
+	current_cycle++

code/controllers/Processes/npcpool.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,116 @@
+var/global/datum/controller/process/npcpool/npc_master
+
+/datum/controller/process/npcpool
+	var/list/canBeUsed = list()
+	var/list/canBeUsed_non = list()
+	var/list/needsDelegate = list()
+	var/list/needsAssistant = list()
+	var/list/needsHelp_non = list()
+	var/list/botPool_l = list() //list of all npcs using the pool
+	var/list/botPool_l_non = list() //list of all non SNPC mobs using the pool
+
+/datum/controller/process/npcpool/setup()
+	name = "npc pool"
+	schedule_interval = 100
+	start_delay = 17
+	log_startup_progress("NPC pool ticker starting up.")
+	if(npc_master)
+		qdel(npc_master) //only one mob master
+	npc_master = src
+
+/datum/controller/process/npcpool/copyStateFrom(var/datum/controller/process/npcpool/target)
+	canBeUsed = target.canBeUsed
+	canBeUsed_non = target.canBeUsed_non
+	needsDelegate = target.needsDelegate
+	needsAssistant = target.needsAssistant
+	needsHelp_non = target.needsHelp_non
+	botPool_l = target.botPool_l
+	botPool_l_non = target.botPool_l_non
+
+/datum/controller/process/npcpool/proc/insertBot(toInsert)
+	if(istype(toInsert, /mob/living/carbon/human/interactive))
+		botPool_l |= toInsert
+
+/datum/controller/process/npcpool/statProcess()
+	..()
+	stat(null, "T [botPool_l.len + botPool_l_non.len] | D [needsDelegate.len] | A [needsAssistant.len + needsHelp_non.len] | U [canBeUsed.len + canBeUsed_non.len]")
+
+/datum/controller/process/npcpool/doWork()
+	//bot delegation and coordination systems
+	//General checklist/Tasks for delegating a task or coordinating it (for SNPCs)
+	// 1. Bot proximity to task target: if too far, delegate, if close, coordinate
+	// 2. Bot Health/status: check health with bots in local area, if their health is higher, delegate task to them, else coordinate
+	// 3. Process delegation: if a bot (or bots) has been delegated, assign them to the task.
+	// 4. Process coordination: if a bot(or bots) has been asked to coordinate, assign them to help.
+	// 5. Do all assignments: goes through the delegated/coordianted bots and assigns the right variables/tasks to them.
+
+	listclearnulls(canBeUsed)
+
+	//SNPC handling
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/check in botPool_l)
+		if(!check)
+			botPool_l -= check
+			continue
+		var/checkInRange = view(SNPC_MAX_RANGE_FIND, check)
+		if(!(locate(check.TARGET) in checkInRange))
+			needsDelegate |= check
+
+		else if(check.IsDeadOrIncap(0))
+			needsDelegate |= check
+
+		else if(check.doing & SNPC_FIGHTING)
+			needsAssistant |= check
+
+		else
+			canBeUsed |= check
+		SCHECK
+
+	if(needsDelegate.len)
+		needsDelegate -= pick(needsDelegate) // cheapo way to make sure stuff doesn't pingpong around in the pool forever. delegation runs seperately to each loop so it will work much smoother
+
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/check in needsDelegate)
+			if(!check)
+				needsDelegate -= check
+				continue
+			if(canBeUsed.len)
+				var/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/candidate = pick(canBeUsed)
+				var/facCount = 0
+				var/helpProb = 0
+				for(var/C in check.faction)
+					for(var/D in candidate.faction)
+						if(D == C)
+							helpProb = min(100, helpProb + 25)
+						facCount++
+				if(facCount == 1 && helpProb > 0)
+					helpProb = 100
+				if(prob(helpProb))
+					if(candidate.takeDelegate(check))
+						needsDelegate -= check
+						canBeUsed -= candidate
+						candidate.change_eye_color(255, 0, 0)
+			SCHECK
+
+	if(needsAssistant.len)
+		needsAssistant -= pick(needsAssistant)
+
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/check in needsAssistant)
+			if(!check)
+				needsAssistant -= check
+				continue
+			if(canBeUsed.len)
+				var/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/candidate = pick(canBeUsed)
+				var/facCount = 0
+				var/helpProb = 0
+				for(var/C in check.faction)
+					for(var/D in candidate.faction)
+						if(D == C)
+							helpProb = min(100, helpProb + 25)
+						facCount++
+				if(facCount == 1 && helpProb > 0)
+					helpProb = 100
+				if(prob(helpProb))
+					if(candidate.takeDelegate(check, 0))
+						needsAssistant -= check
+						canBeUsed -= candidate
+						candidate.change_eye_color(255, 255, 0)
+			SCHECK

code/game/machinery/kitchen/smartfridge.dm

@@ -218,41 +218,18 @@
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>\The [src] is unpowered and useless.</span>")
 		return
 
-	if(accept_check(O))
-		if(contents.len >= max_n_of_items)
-			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>\The [src] is full.</span>")
-			return 1
-		else
-			if(!user.drop_item())
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [O] is stuck to you!</span>")
-				return
+	if(load(O, user))
+		user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] has added \the [O] to \the [src].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You add \the [O] to \the [src].</span>")
 
-			O.forceMove(src)
-			if(item_quants[O.name])
-				item_quants[O.name]++
-			else
-				item_quants[O.name] = 1
-			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] has added \the [O] to \the [src].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You add \the [O] to \the [src].</span>")
-
-			nanomanager.update_uis(src)
+		nanomanager.update_uis(src)
 
 	else if(istype(O, /obj/item/weapon/storage/bag))
 		var/obj/item/weapon/storage/bag/P = O
 		var/plants_loaded = 0
 		for(var/obj/G in P.contents)
-			if(accept_check(G))
-				if(contents.len >= max_n_of_items)
-					to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>\The [src] is full.</span>")
-					return 1
-				else
-					P.remove_from_storage(G,src)
-					if(item_quants[G.name])
-						item_quants[G.name]++
-					else
-						item_quants[G.name] = 1
-					plants_loaded++
+			if(load(G, user))
+				plants_loaded++
 		if(plants_loaded)
-
 			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] loads \the [src] with \the [P].</span>", "<span class='notice'>You load \the [src] with \the [P].</span>")
 			if(P.contents.len > 0)
 				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Some items are refused.</span>")
@@ -263,6 +240,34 @@
 		to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>\The [src] smartly refuses [O].</span>")
 		return 1
 
+/obj/machinery/smartfridge/proc/load(obj/I, mob/user)
+	if(accept_check(I))
+		if(contents.len >= max_n_of_items)
+			to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>\The [src] is full.</span>")
+			return 0
+		else
+			if(istype(I.loc, /obj/item/weapon/storage))
+				var/obj/item/weapon/storage/S = I.loc
+				S.remove_from_storage(I, src)
+			else if(istype(I.loc, /mob))
+				var/mob/M = I.loc
+				if(M.get_active_hand() == I)
+					if(!M.drop_item())
+						to_chat(user, "<span class='warning'>\The [I] is stuck to you!</span>")
+						return 0
+				else
+					M.unEquip(I)
+				I.forceMove(src)
+			else
+				I.forceMove(src)
+
+			if(item_quants[I.name])
+				item_quants[I.name]++
+			else
+				item_quants[I.name] = 1
+			return 1
+	return 0
+
 /obj/machinery/smartfridge/attack_ai(mob/user as mob)
 	return 0
 
@@ -287,17 +292,8 @@
 	var/obj/item/weapon/storage/box/pillbottles/P = over_object
 	var/items_loaded = 0
 	for(var/obj/G in P.contents)
-		if(accept_check(G))
-			if(contents.len >= max_n_of_items)
-				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>\The [src] is full.</span>")
-				return 1
-			else
-				P.remove_from_storage(G,src)
-				if(item_quants[G.name])
-					item_quants[G.name]++
-				else
-					item_quants[G.name] = 1
-				items_loaded++
+		if(load(G, user))
+			items_loaded++
 	if(items_loaded)
 		user.visible_message( \
 		"<span class='notice'>[user] empties \the [P] into \the [src].</span>", \

code/game/objects/effects/decals/Cleanable/tracks.dm

@@ -78,7 +78,7 @@ var/global/list/image/fluidtrack_cache=list()
 
 		// Process 4 bits
 		for(var/bi=0;bi<4;bi++)
-			b=1<<bi
+			b = 1 << bi
 			// COMING BIT
 			// If setting
 			if(comingdir&b)

code/game/objects/items/weapons/kitchen.dm

@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@
 		var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/toEat = contents[1]
 		if(istype(toEat))
 			if(M.eat(toEat, user))
-				toEat.On_Consume(M)
+				toEat.On_Consume(M, user)
 				spawn(0)
 					if(toEat)
 						qdel(toEat)

code/game/objects/structures/window.dm

@@ -127,7 +127,7 @@ var/global/wcCommon = pick(list("#379963", "#0d8395", "#58b5c3", "#49e46e", "#8f
 		user.say(pick(";RAAAAAAAARGH!", ";HNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGH!", ";GWAAAAAAAARRRHHH!", "NNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHH!", ";AAAAAAARRRGH!"))
 		user.visible_message("<span class='danger'>[user] smashes through [src]!</span>")
 		destroy()
-	else if (usr.a_intent == I_HARM)
+	else if (user.a_intent == I_HARM)
 		user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
 		playsound(get_turf(src), 'sound/effects/glassknock.ogg', 80, 1)
 		usr.visible_message("\red [usr.name] bangs against the [src.name]!", \
@@ -136,7 +136,7 @@ var/global/wcCommon = pick(list("#379963", "#0d8395", "#58b5c3", "#49e46e", "#8f
 	else
 		user.changeNext_move(CLICK_CD_MELEE)
 		playsound(src.loc, 'sound/effects/glassknock.ogg', 80, 1)
-		usr.visible_message("[usr.name] knocks on the [src.name].", \
+		user.visible_message("[usr.name] knocks on the [src.name].", \
 							"You knock on the [src.name].", \
 							"You hear a knocking sound.")
 	return

code/modules/admin/admin_verbs.dm

@@ -70,7 +70,8 @@ var/list/admin_verbs_admin = list(
 	/client/proc/secrets,
 	/client/proc/change_human_appearance_admin,	/* Allows an admin to change the basic appearance of human-based mobs */
 	/client/proc/change_human_appearance_self,	/* Allows the human-based mob itself change its basic appearance */
-	/client/proc/debug_variables
+	/client/proc/debug_variables,
+	/client/proc/show_snpc_verbs
 )
 var/list/admin_verbs_ban = list(
 	/client/proc/unban_panel,
@@ -185,11 +186,17 @@ var/list/admin_verbs_mentor = list(
 	/client/proc/cmd_admin_pm_panel,	/*admin-pm list*/
 	/client/proc/cmd_admin_pm_by_key_panel	/*admin-pm list by key*/
 )
-var/list/admin_verbs_proccall = list (
+var/list/admin_verbs_proccall = list(
 	/client/proc/callproc,
 	/client/proc/callproc_datum,
 	/client/proc/SDQL2_query
 )
+var/list/admin_verbs_snpc = list(
+	/client/proc/resetSNPC,
+	/client/proc/toggleSNPC,
+	/client/proc/customiseSNPC,
+	/client/proc/hide_snpc_verbs
+)
 
 /client/proc/add_admin_verbs()
 	if(holder)
@@ -246,6 +253,8 @@ var/list/admin_verbs_proccall = list (
 		admin_verbs_proccall,
 		admin_verbs_show_debug_verbs,
 		/client/proc/readmin,
+		admin_verbs_snpc,
+		/client/proc/hide_snpc_verbs
 	)
 
 /client/proc/hide_verbs()
@@ -922,3 +931,25 @@ var/list/admin_verbs_proccall = list (
 
 		log_admin("[key_name(usr)] told everyone to man up and deal with it.")
 		message_admins("[key_name_admin(usr)] told everyone to man up and deal with it.")
+
+/client/proc/show_snpc_verbs()
+	set name = "Show SNPC Verbs"
+	set category = "Admin"
+
+	if(!holder)
+		return
+
+	verbs += admin_verbs_snpc
+	verbs -= /client/proc/show_snpc_verbs
+	to_chat(src, "<span class='interface'>SNPC verbs on.</span>")
+
+/client/proc/hide_snpc_verbs()
+	set name = "Hide SNPC Verbs"
+	set category = "Admin"
+
+	if(!holder)
+		return
+
+	verbs -= admin_verbs_snpc
+	verbs += /client/proc/show_snpc_verbs
+	to_chat(src, "<span class='interface'>SNPC verbs off.</span>")

code/modules/admin/player_panel.dm

@@ -394,6 +394,16 @@
 
 
 
+/proc/check_antagonists_line(mob/M, caption = "", close = 1)
+	var/logout_status
+	if(istype(M, /mob/living/carbon/human/interactive))
+		logout_status = " <i>(snpc)</i>"
+	else
+		logout_status = M.client ? "" : " <i>(logged out)</i>"
+
+	return {"<tr><td><a href='?src=\ref[src];adminplayeropts=\ref[M]'>[M.real_name]</a><b>[caption]</b>[logout_status][M.stat == 2 ? " <b><font color=red>(DEAD)</font></b>" : ""]</td>
+		<td><A href='?src=\ref[usr];priv_msg=\ref[M]'>PM</A></td>[close ? "</tr>" : ""]"}
+
 /datum/admins/proc/check_antagonists()
 	if(!check_rights(R_ADMIN))	return
 	if (ticker && ticker.current_state >= GAME_STATE_PLAYING)
@@ -417,8 +427,7 @@
 			for(var/datum/mind/N in ticker.mode.syndicates)
 				var/mob/M = N.current
 				if(M)
-					dat += "<tr><td><a href='?src=\ref[src];adminplayeropts=\ref[M]'>[M.real_name]</a>[M.client ? "" : " <i>(logged out)</i>"][M.stat == 2 ? " <b><font color=red>(DEAD)</font></b>" : ""]</td>"
-					dat += "<td><A href='?src=\ref[usr];priv_msg=\ref[M]'>PM</A></td></tr>"
+					dat += check_antagonists_line(M)
 				else
 					dat += "<tr><td><i>Nuclear Operative not found!</i></td></tr>"
 			dat += "</table><br><table><tr><td><B>Nuclear Disk(s)</B></td></tr>"
@@ -443,19 +452,16 @@
 				if(!M)
 					dat += "<tr><td><i>Head Revolutionary not found!</i></td></tr>"
 				else
-					dat += "<tr><td><a href='?src=\ref[src];adminplayeropts=\ref[M]'>[M.real_name]</a> <b>(Leader)</b>[M.client ? "" : " <i>(logged out)</i>"][M.stat == 2 ? " <b><font color=red>(DEAD)</font></b>" : ""]</td>"
-					dat += "<td><A href='?src=\ref[usr];priv_msg=\ref[M]'>PM</A></td></tr>"
+					dat += check_antagonists_line(M, "(leader)")
 			for(var/datum/mind/N in ticker.mode.revolutionaries)
 				var/mob/M = N.current
 				if(M)
-					dat += "<tr><td><a href='?src=\ref[src];adminplayeropts=\ref[M]'>[M.real_name]</a>[M.client ? "" : " <i>(logged out)</i>"][M.stat == 2 ? " <b><font color=red>(DEAD)</font></b>" : ""]</td>"
-					dat += "<td><A href='?src=\ref[usr];priv_msg=\ref[M]'>PM</A></td></tr>"
+					dat += check_antagonists_line(M)
 			dat += "</table><table cellspacing=5><tr><td><B>Target(s)</B></td><td></td><td><B>Location</B></td></tr>"
 			for(var/datum/mind/N in ticker.mode.get_living_heads())
 				var/mob/M = N.current
 				if(M)
-					dat += "<tr><td><a href='?src=\ref[src];adminplayeropts=\ref[M]'>[M.real_name]</a>[M.client ? "" : " <i>(logged out)</i>"][M.stat == 2 ? " <b><font color=red>(DEAD)</font></b>" : ""]</td>"
-					dat += "<td><A href='?src=\ref[usr];priv_msg=\ref[M]'>PM</A></td>"
+					dat += check_antagonists_line(M)
 					var/turf/mob_loc = get_turf(M)
 					dat += "<td>[mob_loc.loc]</td></tr>"
 				else
@@ -464,8 +470,7 @@
 				for(var/datum/mind/N in ticker.mode.get_extra_living_heads())
 					var/mob/M = N.current
 					if(M)
-						dat += "<tr><td><a href='?src=\ref[src];adminplayeropts=\ref[M]'>[M.real_name]</a>[M.client ? "" : " <i>(logged out)</i>"][M.stat == 2 ? " <b><font color=red>(DEAD)</font></b>" : ""]</td>"
-						dat += "<td><A href='?src=\ref[usr];priv_msg=\ref[M]'>PM</A></td>"
+						dat += check_antagonists_line(M)
 						var/turf/mob_loc = get_turf(M)
 						dat += "<td>[mob_loc.loc]</td></tr>"
 					else
@@ -548,17 +553,7 @@
 	if (!istype(M))
 		return "<tr><td><i>Not found!</i></td></tr>"
 
-	var/txt = {"
-		<tr>
-			<td>
-				<a href='?src=\ref[admins];adminplayeropts=\ref[M]'>[M.real_name]</a>
-				[M.client ? "" : " <i>(logged out)</i>"]
-				[M.is_dead() ? " <b><font color='red'>(DEAD)</font></b>" : ""]
-			</td>
-			<td>
-				<a href='?src=\ref[usr];priv_msg=\ref[M]'>PM</a>
-			</td>
-	"}
+	var/txt = check_antagonists_line(M, close = 0)
 
 	if (show_objectives)
 		txt += {"

code/modules/events/ion_storm.dm

@@ -41,49 +41,49 @@
 		return ionMessage
 
 	//Threats are generally bad things, silly or otherwise. Plural.
-	var/ionthreats = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionthreats")
+	var/ionthreats = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionthreats")
 	//Objects are anything that can be found on the station or elsewhere, plural.
-	var/ionobjects = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionobjects")
+	var/ionobjects = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionobjects")
 	//Crew is any specific job. Specific crewmembers aren't used because of capitalization
 	//issues. There are two crew listings for laws that require two different crew members
 	//and I can't figure out how to do it better.
-	var/ioncrew1 = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ioncrew")
-	var/ioncrew2 = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ioncrew")
+	var/ioncrew1 = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ioncrew")
+	var/ioncrew2 = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ioncrew")
 	//Adjectives are adjectives. Duh. Half should only appear sometimes. Make sure both
 	//lists are identical! Also, half needs a space at the end for nicer blank calls.
-	var/ionadjectives = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionadjectives")
-	var/ionadjectiveshalf = pick("", 400;(pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionadjectives") + " "))
+	var/ionadjectives = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionadjectives")
+	var/ionadjectiveshalf = pick("", 400;(pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionadjectives") + " "))
 	//Verbs are verbs
-	var/ionverb = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionverb")
+	var/ionverb = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionverb")
 	//Number base and number modifier are combined. Basehalf and mod are unused currently.
 	//Half should only appear sometimes. Make sure both lists are identical! Also, half
 	//needs a space at the end to make it look nice and neat when it calls a blank.
-	var/ionnumberbase = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionnumberbase")
-	//var/ionnumbermod = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionnumbermod")
-	var/ionnumbermodhalf = pick(900;"",(pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionnumbermod") + " "))
+	var/ionnumberbase = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionnumberbase")
+	//var/ionnumbermod = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionnumbermod")
+	var/ionnumbermodhalf = pick(900;"",(pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionnumbermod") + " "))
 	//Areas are specific places, on the station or otherwise.
-	var/ionarea = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionarea")
+	var/ionarea = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionarea")
 	//Thinksof is a bit weird, but generally means what X feels towards Y.
-	var/ionthinksof = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionthinksof")
+	var/ionthinksof = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionthinksof")
 	//Musts are funny things the AI or crew has to do.
-	var/ionmust = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionmust")
+	var/ionmust = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionmust")
 	//Require are basically all dumb internet memes.
-	var/ionrequire = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionrequire")
+	var/ionrequire = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionrequire")
 	//Things are NOT objects; instead, they're specific things that either harm humans or
 	//must be done to not harm humans. Make sure they're plural and "not" can be tacked
 	//onto the front of them.
-	var/ionthings = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionthings")
+	var/ionthings = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionthings")
 	//Allergies should be broad and appear somewhere on the station for maximum fun. Severity
 	//is how bad the allergy is.
-	var/ionallergy = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionallergy")
-	var/ionallergysev = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionallergysev")
+	var/ionallergy = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionallergy")
+	var/ionallergysev = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionallergysev")
 	//Species, for when the AI has to commit genocide. Plural.
-	var/ionspecies = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionspecies")
+	var/ionspecies = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionspecies")
 	//Abstract concepts for the AI to decide on it's own definition of.
-	var/ionabstract = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionabstract")
+	var/ionabstract = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionabstract")
 	//Foods. Drinks aren't included due to grammar; if you want to add drinks, make a new set
 	//of possible laws for best effect. Unless you want the crew having to drink hamburgers.
-	var/ionfood = pick_list("ion_laws.txt", "ionfood")
+	var/ionfood = pick_list("ion_laws.json", "ionfood")
 
 	var/message = ""
 

code/modules/food/recipes_oven.dm

@@ -187,8 +187,8 @@
 		. = ..()
 		if (.)
 			var/obj/item/weapon/paper/paper = locate() in container
-			if (!paper.info)
-				return 0
+			if (!paper || !paper.info)
+				return -1
 		return .
 
 /datum/recipe/oven/pizzamargherita

code/modules/hydroponics/grown.dm

@@ -494,11 +494,11 @@
 		seed.do_sting(H,src,pick("r_hand","l_hand"))
 
 
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/On_Consume()
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/On_Consume(mob/M, mob/user)
 	if(seed && seed.get_trait(TRAIT_BATTERY_RECHARGE))
 		if(!reagents.total_volume)
 			var/batteries_recharged = 0
-			for(var/obj/item/weapon/stock_parts/cell/C in usr.GetAllContents())
+			for(var/obj/item/weapon/stock_parts/cell/C in user.GetAllContents())
 				var/newcharge = (potency*0.01)*C.maxcharge
 				if(C.charge < newcharge)
 					C.charge = newcharge
@@ -507,5 +507,5 @@
 						O.update_icon() //update power meters and such
 					batteries_recharged = 1
 			if(batteries_recharged)
-				to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>Battery has recovered.</span>")
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>Battery has recovered.</span>")
 	..()

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/carbon.dm

@@ -521,12 +521,12 @@ var/list/ventcrawl_machinery = list(/obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_pump,
 
 /mob/living/carbon/throw_item(atom/target)
 	throw_mode_off()
-	if(usr.stat || !target)
+	if(stat || !target)
 		return
 	if(target.type == /obj/screen)
 		return
 
-	var/atom/movable/item = src.get_active_hand()
+	var/atom/movable/item = get_active_hand()
 
 	if(!item || (item.flags & NODROP))
 		return
@@ -542,14 +542,14 @@ var/list/ventcrawl_machinery = list(/obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_pump,
 				var/start_T_descriptor = "<font color='#6b5d00'>tile at [start_T.x], [start_T.y], [start_T.z] in area [get_area(start_T)]</font>"
 				var/end_T_descriptor = "<font color='#6b4400'>tile at [end_T.x], [end_T.y], [end_T.z] in area [get_area(end_T)]</font>"
 
-				M.attack_log += text("\[[time_stamp()]\] <font color='orange'>Has been thrown by [key_name(usr)] from [start_T_descriptor] with the target [end_T_descriptor]</font>")
-				usr.attack_log += text("\[[time_stamp()]\] <font color='red'>Has thrown [key_name(M)] from [start_T_descriptor] with the target [end_T_descriptor]</font>")
-				msg_admin_attack("[key_name_admin(usr)] has thrown [key_name_admin(M)] from [start_T_descriptor] with the target [end_T_descriptor]")
+				M.attack_log += text("\[[time_stamp()]\] <font color='orange'>Has been thrown by [key_name(src)] from [start_T_descriptor] with the target [end_T_descriptor]</font>")
+				attack_log += text("\[[time_stamp()]\] <font color='red'>Has thrown [key_name(M)] from [start_T_descriptor] with the target [end_T_descriptor]</font>")
+				msg_admin_attack("[key_name_admin(src)] has thrown [key_name_admin(M)] from [start_T_descriptor] with the target [end_T_descriptor]")
 
-				if(!iscarbon(usr))
+				if(!iscarbon(src))
 					M.LAssailant = null
 				else
-					M.LAssailant = usr
+					M.LAssailant = src
 
 	if(!item)
 		return //Grab processing has a chance of returning null
@@ -557,17 +557,17 @@ var/list/ventcrawl_machinery = list(/obj/machinery/atmospherics/unary/vent_pump,
 		unEquip(item)
 	update_icons()
 
-	if (istype(usr, /mob/living/carbon)) //Check if a carbon mob is throwing. Modify/remove this line as required.
-		item.loc = usr.loc
-		if(src.client)
-			src.client.screen -= item
+	if (istype(src, /mob/living/carbon)) //Check if a carbon mob is throwing. Modify/remove this line as required.
+		item.loc = loc
+		if(client)
+			client.screen -= item
 		if(istype(item, /obj/item))
 			item:dropped(src) // let it know it's been dropped
 
 	//actually throw it!
 	if (item)
 		item.layer = initial(item.layer)
-		src.visible_message("\red [src] has thrown [item].")
+		visible_message("\red [src] has thrown [item].")
 
 		newtonian_move(get_dir(target, src))
 

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/examine.dm

@@ -254,7 +254,9 @@
 		msg += "[t_He] [t_has] a stupid expression on [t_his] face.\n"
 
 	if(species.show_ssd && (!species.has_organ["brain"] || get_int_organ(/obj/item/organ/internal/brain)) && stat != DEAD)
-		if(!key)
+		if(istype(src, /mob/living/carbon/human/interactive))
+			msg += "<span class='deadsay'>[t_He] appears to be some sort of sick automaton: [t_his] eyes are glazed over and [t_his] mouth is slightly agape.</span>\n"
+		else if(!key)
 			msg += "<span class='deadsay'>[t_He] [t_is] fast asleep. It doesn't look like they are waking up anytime soon.</span>\n"
 		else if(!client)
 			msg += "[t_He] [t_has] suddenly fallen asleep.\n"

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/functions.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,874 @@
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/chatter(obj)
+	var/verbs_use = pick_list(speak_file, "verbs_use")
+	var/verbs_touch = pick_list(speak_file, "verbs_touch")
+	var/verbs_move = pick_list(speak_file, "verbs_move")
+	var/nouns_insult = pick_list(speak_file, "nouns_insult")
+	var/nouns_generic = pick_list(speak_file, "nouns_generic")
+	var/nouns_objects = pick_list(speak_file, "nouns_objects")
+	var/nouns_body = pick_list(speak_file, "nouns_body")
+	var/adjective_insult = pick_list(speak_file, "adjective_insult")
+	var/adjective_objects = pick_list(speak_file, "adjective_objects")
+	var/adjective_generic = pick_list(speak_file, "adjective_generic")
+	var/curse_words = pick_list(speak_file, "curse_words")
+
+	var/chatmsg = ""
+
+	if(prob(10)) // 10% chance to broadcast it over the radio
+		chatmsg = ";"
+
+	if(prob(chattyness) || knownStrings.len < 10) // say a generic phrase, otherwise draw from our strings.
+		if(doing & SNPC_INTERACTING)
+			if(prob(chattyness))
+				chatmsg += pick("This [nouns_objects] is a little [adjective_objects].",
+				"Well [verbs_use] my [nouns_body], this [nouns_insult] is pretty [adjective_insult].",
+				"[capitalize(curse_words)], what am I meant to do with this [adjective_insult] [nouns_objects].")
+		else if(doing & SNPC_TRAVEL)
+			if(prob(chattyness))
+				chatmsg += pick("Oh [curse_words], [verbs_move]!",
+				"Time to get my [adjective_generic] [adjective_insult] [nouns_body] elsewhere.",
+				"I wonder if there is anything to [verbs_use] and [verbs_touch] somewhere else..")
+		else if(doing & SNPC_FIGHTING)
+			if(prob(chattyness))
+				chatmsg += pick("I'm going to [verbs_use] you, you [adjective_insult] [nouns_insult]!",
+				"Rend and [verbs_touch], Rend and [verbs_use]!",
+				"You [nouns_insult], I'm going to [verbs_use] you right in the [nouns_body]. JUST YOU WAIT!")
+		if(prob(chattyness/2))
+			chatmsg = ";"
+			var/what = pick(1,2,3,4,5)
+			switch(what)
+				if(1)
+					chatmsg += "Well [curse_words], this is a [adjective_generic] situation."
+				if(2)
+					chatmsg += "Oh [curse_words], that [nouns_insult] was one hell of an [adjective_insult] [nouns_body]."
+				if(3)
+					chatmsg += "I want to [verbs_use] that [nouns_insult] when I find them."
+				if(4)
+					chatmsg += "[pick("Innocent","Guilty","Traitorous","Honk")] until proven [adjective_generic]!"
+				if(5)
+					var/toSay = ""
+					for(var/i = 0; i < 5; i++)
+						curse_words = pick_list(speak_file, "curse_words")
+						toSay += "[curse_words] "
+					chatmsg += "Hey [nouns_generic], why dont you go [copytext(toSay, 1, length(toSay))], you [nouns_insult]!"
+	else if(prob(chattyness))
+		chatmsg += pick(knownStrings)
+		if(prob(25)) // cut out some phrases now and then to make sure we're fresh and new
+			knownStrings -= pick(chatmsg)
+
+	if(chatmsg != ";" && chatmsg != "")
+		say(chatmsg)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/traitor(obj)
+
+	if(traitorType == SNPC_PSYCHO && nearby.len)
+		traitorTarget = pick(nearby)
+
+	if(prob(traitorScale))
+		if(!Adjacent(traitorTarget) && !(traitorType == SNPC_PSYCHO))
+			tryWalk(get_turf(traitorTarget))
+		else
+			switch(traitorType)
+				if(SNPC_BRUTE)
+					retal = 1
+					retal_target = traitorTarget
+				if(SNPC_STEALTH)
+					if(istype(traitorTarget,/mob)) // it's inside something, lets kick their shit in
+						var/mob/M = traitorTarget
+						if(!M.stat)
+							retal = 1
+							retal_target = traitorTarget
+						else
+							var/obj/item/I = traitorTarget
+							I.loc = get_turf(traitorTarget) // pull it outta them
+					else
+						take_to_slot(traitorTarget)
+				if(SNPC_MARTYR)
+					custom_emote(1, "[src]'s chest opens up, revealing a large mass of explosives and tangled wires!")
+					if(inactivity_period <= 0)
+						inactivity_period = 9999 // technically infinite
+						if(do_after(src, 60, target=traitorTarget))
+							custom_emote(1, "A fire bursts from [src]'s eyes, igniting white hot and consuming their body in a flaming explosion!")
+							explosion(src, 6, 6, 6)
+						else
+							inactivity_period = 0
+							custom_emote(1, "[src]'s chest closes, hiding their insides.")
+				if(SNPC_PSYCHO)
+					var/choice = pick(typesof(/obj/item/weapon/grenade/chem_grenade) - /obj/item/weapon/grenade/chem_grenade)
+
+					new choice(src)
+
+					retal = 1
+					retal_target = traitorTarget
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/botany(obj)
+	if(shouldModulePass())
+		return
+
+	if(enforceHome())
+		return
+
+	var/list/allContents = getAllContents()
+
+	var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/bluespace/internalBeaker = locate(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/bluespace) in allContents
+	var/obj/item/weapon/storage/bag/plants/internalBag = locate(/obj/item/weapon/storage/bag/plants) in allContents
+
+	if(!internalBag)
+		internalBag = new/obj/item/weapon/storage/bag/plants(src)
+	if(!internalBeaker)
+		internalBeaker = new/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker/bluespace(src)
+		internalBeaker.name = "Grow-U-All Super Spray"
+
+	if(internalBeaker && internalBag)
+		var/obj/machinery/portable_atmospherics/hydroponics/HP
+
+		//consider the appropriate target
+		var/list/considered = list()
+
+		for(var/obj/machinery/portable_atmospherics/hydroponics/tester in view(12,src))
+			considered[tester] = 1
+
+			if(!tester.seed)
+				considered[tester] += 50
+			if(tester.weedlevel > 0)
+				considered[tester] += 5
+			if(tester.pestlevel > 0)
+				considered[tester] += 5
+			if(tester.nutrilevel <  tester.maxnutri)
+				considered[tester] += 15
+			if(tester.waterlevel < tester.maxwater)
+				considered[tester] += 15
+			if(tester.harvest || tester.dead)
+				considered[tester] += 100
+			considered[tester] = max(1, considered[tester] - get_dist(src,tester))
+
+		var/index = 0
+		for(var/A in considered)
+			++index
+			if(considered[A] > considered[HP] || !HP)
+				HP = considered[index]
+
+		if(HP)
+			TARGET = HP
+			if(!Adjacent(HP))
+				tryWalk(get_turf(HP))
+			else
+				if(HP.harvest || HP.dead)
+					HP.attack_hand(src)
+				else if(!HP.seed)
+					var/obj/item/seeds/SEED = new /obj/item/seeds/random(src)
+					custom_emote(1, "[pick("gibbers","drools","slobbers","claps wildly","spits")] towards [TARGET], producing a [SEED]!")
+					HP.attackby(SEED, src)
+				else
+					var/change = 0
+					if(HP.weedlevel > 0)
+						change = 1
+						if(!internalBeaker.reagents.has_reagent("atrazine", 10))
+							internalBeaker.reagents.add_reagent("atrazine", 10)
+					if(HP.pestlevel > 0)
+						change = 1
+						if(!internalBeaker.reagents.has_reagent("diethylamine", 10))
+							internalBeaker.reagents.add_reagent("diethylamine", 10)
+					if(HP.nutrilevel <  HP.maxnutri)
+						change = 1
+						if(!internalBeaker.reagents.has_reagent("eznutrient", 15))
+							internalBeaker.reagents.add_reagent("eznutrient", 15)
+						if(!internalBeaker.reagents.has_reagent("diethylamine", 15))
+							internalBeaker.reagents.add_reagent("diethylamine", 15)
+					if(HP.waterlevel < HP.maxwater)
+						change = 1
+						if(!internalBeaker.reagents.has_reagent("holywater", 50))
+							internalBeaker.reagents.add_reagent("holywater", 50)
+					if(change)
+						HP.attackby(internalBeaker,src)
+
+	var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/GF = locate(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown) in view(12,src)
+	if(GF)
+		if(!Adjacent(GF))
+			tryWalk(get_turf(GF))
+		else
+			GF.attackby(internalBag,src)
+
+	if(internalBag.contents.len)
+		var/obj/machinery/smartfridge/SF = locate(/obj/machinery/smartfridge) in range(12, src)
+		if(!Adjacent(SF))
+			tryWalk(get_turf(SF))
+		else
+			custom_emote(1, "[pick("gibbers","drools","slobbers","claps wildly","spits")], upending the [internalBag]'s contents all over the [SF]!")
+			//smartfridges call updateUsrDialog when you call attackby, so we're going to have to cheese-magic-space this
+			for(var/obj/toLoad in internalBag.contents)
+				if(contents.len >= SF.max_n_of_items)
+					break
+				if(SF.accept_check(toLoad))
+					SF.load(toLoad, src)
+				else
+					qdel(toLoad) // destroy everything we dont need
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/bartend(obj)
+	if(shouldModulePass())
+		return
+
+	if(enforceHome())
+		return
+
+	var/list/rangeCheck = oview(6,src)
+	var/obj/structure/table/RT
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/serveTarget
+
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/H in rangeCheck)
+		if(!locate(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks) in orange(1, H))
+			serveTarget = H
+
+
+	if(serveTarget)
+		RT = locate(/obj/structure/table) in orange(1, serveTarget)
+
+	if(RT && serveTarget)
+		if(!Adjacent(RT))
+			tryWalk(get_turf(RT))
+		else
+			var/drinkChoice = pick(typesof(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks) - /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks)
+			if(drinkChoice)
+				var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/drinks/D = new drinkChoice(get_turf(src))
+				RT.attackby(D,src)
+				say("[pick("Something to wet your whistle!","Down the hatch, a tasty beverage!","One drink, coming right up!","Tasty liquid for your oral intake!","Enjoy!")]")
+				custom_emote(2, "[pick("gibbers","drools","slobbers","claps wildly","spits")], serving up a [D]!")
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/shitcurity(obj)
+	var/list/allContents = getAllContents()
+
+	if(retal && TARGET && Adjacent(TARGET))
+		var/obj/item/weapon/restraints/R = locate() in allContents
+		if(R)
+			R.attack(TARGET, src) // go go bluespace restraint launcher!
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/clowning(obj)
+	if(shouldModulePass())
+		return
+	var/list/allContents = getAllContents()
+	var/list/rangeCheck = oview(12, src)
+
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/clownTarget
+	var/list/clownPriority = list()
+
+	var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/spray/S
+	if(!locate(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/spray) in allContents)
+		new/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/spray(src)
+	else
+		S = locate(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/spray) in allContents
+
+	for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/C in rangeCheck)
+		var/pranksNearby = 100
+		for(var/turf/simulated/T in orange(1, C))
+			for(var/obj/item/A in T)
+				if(istype(A,/obj/item/weapon/soap) || istype(A,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/banana) || istype(A,/obj/item/weapon/bananapeel))
+					pranksNearby--
+			if(T.wet)
+				pranksNearby -= 10
+		clownPriority[C] = pranksNearby
+
+	for(var/A in clownPriority)
+		if(!clownTarget)
+			clownTarget = A
+		else
+			if(clownPriority[A] > clownPriority[clownTarget])
+				clownTarget = clownPriority[A]
+
+	if(clownTarget)
+		if(!Adjacent(clownTarget))
+			tryWalk(clownTarget)
+		else
+			var/hasPranked = 0
+			for(var/A in allContents)
+				if(prob(smartness/2) && !hasPranked)
+					if(istype(A,/obj/item/weapon/soap))
+						npcDrop(A)
+						hasPranked = 1
+					if(istype(A,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/banana))
+						var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/B = A
+						B.attack(src, src)
+					if(istype(A,/obj/item/weapon/bananapeel))
+						npcDrop(A)
+						hasPranked = 1
+			if(!hasPranked)
+				if(S.reagents.total_volume <= 5)
+					S.reagents.add_reagent("water", 25)
+				S.afterattack(get_turf(pick(orange(1, clownTarget))),src)
+
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/healpeople(obj)
+	var/shouldTryHeal = 0
+	var/obj/item/stack/medical/M
+
+	var/list/allContents = getAllContents()
+
+	for(var/A in allContents)
+		if(istype(A,/obj/item/stack/medical))
+			shouldTryHeal = 1
+			M = A
+
+	var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/hypospray/HPS
+
+	if(!locate(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/hypospray) in allContents)
+		new/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/hypospray(src)
+	else
+		HPS = locate(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/hypospray) in allContents
+		if(!shouldTryHeal)
+			shouldTryHeal = 2 // we have no stackables to use, lets use our internal hypospray instead
+
+	if(shouldTryHeal == 1)
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/C in nearby)
+			if(istype(C,/mob/living/carbon/human)) //I haven't the foggiest clue why this is turning up non-carbons but sure here whatever
+				if(C.health <= 75)
+					if(get_dist(src,C) <= 2)
+						src.say("Wait, [C], let me heal you!")
+						M.attack(C,src)
+						sleep(25)
+					else
+						tryWalk(get_turf(C))
+	else if(shouldTryHeal == 2)
+		if(HPS)
+			if(HPS.reagents.total_volume <= 0)
+				HPS.reagents.add_reagent("omnizine",30)
+			for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/C in nearby)
+				if(istype(C,/mob/living/carbon/human))
+					if(C.health <= 75 && C.reagents.get_reagent_amount("omnizine") <= 0) // make sure they wont be overdosing
+						if(get_dist(src,C) <= 2)
+							src.say("Wait, [C], let me heal you!")
+							HPS.attack(C,src)
+							sleep(25)
+						else
+							tryWalk(get_turf(C))
+
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/dojanitor(obj)
+	if(shouldModulePass())
+		return
+	var/list/allContents = getAllContents()
+	//now with bluespace magic!
+	var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/spray/SP = locate() in allContents
+	if(!SP)
+		SP = new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/spray(src)
+	var/obj/item/weapon/soap/SO = locate() in allContents
+	if(!SO)
+		SO = new /obj/item/weapon/soap(src)
+
+	if(SP.reagents.total_volume <= 5)
+		SP.reagents.add_reagent("cleaner", 25) // bluespess water delivery for AI
+
+	var/obj/effect/decal/cleanable/TC
+	TC = locate(/obj/effect/decal/cleanable) in view(6, src)
+
+	if(TC)
+		if(!Adjacent(TC))
+			tryWalk(TC)
+		else
+			var/turf/T = get_turf(TC)
+			if(T && !T.density)
+				SP.afterattack(TC, src, 1)
+			else
+				SO.afterattack(TC, src, 1)
+				qdel(TC)
+
+// START COOKING MODULE
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/refundrecipe(list/ingredients)
+	for(var/obj/I in ingredients)
+		I.loc = contents
+
+// Ingredients may be in the rangeCheck or inside the chef's inventory.
+// As they are checked off, they are moved to a seperate list as to not be counted twice
+// If the recipe fails (eg somebody else took an ingredient before it was picked up) the ingredients are dumped back to inventory
+// That way, the chef has a better chance of making a recipe next ptick, if he has more stuff on him
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/makerecipe(datum/recipe/R, allContents, rangeCheck)
+	set background = 1
+
+	var/list/ingredients[0]
+
+	for(var/P in R.items)
+		var/obj/item/I = locate(P) in allContents
+		if(I)
+			ingredients += I
+			I.forceMove(null)
+			continue
+
+		I = locate(P) in rangeCheck
+		TARGET = I
+		if(I && !Adjacent(I))
+			tryWalk(get_turf(I))
+			sleep(get_dist(src, I))
+		if(!I || !(I in rangeCheck))
+			refundrecipe(ingredients)
+			return 0
+		custom_emote(1, "[pick("gibbers","drools","slobbers","claps wildly","spits")], picking up [I].")
+		ingredients += I
+		I.forceMove(null)
+
+	for(var/P in R.fruit)
+		for(var/i = 1 to R.fruit[P])
+			var/obj/item/I = locate(P) in allContents
+			if(I)
+				ingredients += I
+				I.forceMove(null)
+				continue
+
+			I = locate(P) in rangeCheck
+			TARGET = I
+			if(I && !Adjacent(I))
+				tryWalk(get_turf(I))
+				sleep(get_dist(src, I))
+			if(!I || !(I in rangeCheck))
+				refundrecipe(ingredients)
+				return 0
+			custom_emote(1, "[pick("gibbers","drools","slobbers","claps wildly","spits")], picking up [I].")
+			ingredients += I
+			I.forceMove(null)
+
+	// cheaply cook the ingredients into result
+	sleep(R.time)
+	for(var/obj/I in ingredients)
+		qdel(I)
+	ingredients.Cut()
+	var/result = new R.result(get_turf(src))
+	custom_emote(1, "[pick("gibbers","drools","slobbers","claps wildly","spits")] and, with a bang, \a [result] is cooked!")
+	return 1
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/souschef(obj)
+	if(shouldModulePass() || enforceHome() || prob(SNPC_FUZZY_CHANCE_LOW))
+		return
+
+	if(doing & SNPC_SPECIAL)
+		return
+	doing |= SNPC_SPECIAL
+
+	var/static/list/customableTypes = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/customizable,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/breadslice,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/bun,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/flatdough,/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/boiledspagetti,/obj/item/trash/plate,/obj/item/trash/bowl)
+
+	var/static/list/rawtypes = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/rawcutlet, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/rawmeatball, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/rawsticks, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/salmonmeat, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/carpmeat, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/catfishmeat, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/spagetti, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/dough_ball, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/flatdough, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/doughslice, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/boiledrice, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/cheesewedge)
+
+	try
+		var/list/allContents = getAllContents()
+		var/list/rangeCheck = view(6, src)
+
+		//Bluespace in some inbuilt tools
+		var/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/rollingpin/RP = locate() in allContents
+		if(!RP)
+			RP = new /obj/item/weapon/kitchen/rollingpin(src)
+
+		var/obj/item/weapon/kitchen/knife/KK = locate() in allContents
+		if(!KK)
+			KK = new /obj/item/weapon/kitchen/knife(src)
+
+		var/global/list/available_recipes
+		if(!available_recipes)
+			available_recipes = list()
+			for (var/type in subtypesof(/datum/recipe))
+				var/datum/recipe/recipe = new type
+				if(recipe.result) // Ignore recipe subtypes that lack a result
+					available_recipes += recipe
+				else
+					qdel(recipe)
+
+		var/foundCookable = 0
+
+		//Make some basic custom food
+		var/foundCustom
+		for(var/customType in customableTypes)
+			var/A = locate(customType) in rangeCheck
+			var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/customizable/I = A
+			if(A && (!istype(I) || I.ingredients.len <= 3))
+				foundCustom = A // this will eventually wittle down to 0
+				break
+
+		var/obj/machinery/smartfridge/SF = locate(/obj/machinery/smartfridge) in rangeCheck
+		if(SF)
+			if(SF.contents.len > 0)
+				if(!Adjacent(SF))
+					tryWalk(get_turf(SF))
+				else
+					custom_emote(2, "[pick("gibbers","drools","slobbers","claps wildly","spits")], grabbing various foodstuffs from [SF] and sticking them in it's mouth!")
+					for(var/obj/item/A in SF.contents)
+						if(prob(smartness/2))
+							var/count = SF.item_quants[A.name]
+							if(count)
+								SF.item_quants[A.name] = count - 1
+							A.forceMove(src)
+
+		if(foundCustom)
+			var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/FC = foundCustom
+			for(var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/toMake in allContents)
+				if(prob(smartness))
+					if(FC.reagents)
+						if(toMake.reagents)
+							var/raw = 0
+							for(var/type in rawtypes)
+								if(istype(toMake, type))
+									raw = 1
+									break
+							if(!raw)
+								npcDrop(toMake)
+								FC.attackby(toMake, src)
+								allContents -= toMake
+								break
+					else
+						qdel(FC) // this food is usless, toss it
+
+		// Process tool-based ingredients
+		var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/dough/D = locate() in rangeCheck
+		var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/flatdough/FD = locate() in rangeCheck
+		var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/rawcutlet/RC = locate() in rangeCheck
+		var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/sliceable/cheesewheel/CW = locate() in rangeCheck
+		var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/potato/PO = locate() in rangeCheck
+		var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/meat/ME = locate() in rangeCheck
+
+		if(D)
+			TARGET = D
+			if(prob(50))
+				tryWalk(get_turf(D))
+				sleep(get_dist(src, D))
+				D.attackby(RP, src)
+			foundCookable = 1
+		else if(FD)
+			TARGET = FD
+			if(prob(50))
+				tryWalk(get_turf(FD))
+				sleep(get_dist(src, FD))
+				FD.attackby(KK, src)
+			foundCookable = 1
+		else if(RC)
+			TARGET = RC
+			if(prob(50))
+				tryWalk(get_turf(RC))
+				sleep(get_dist(src, RC))
+				RC.attackby(KK, src)
+			foundCookable = 1
+		else if(CW)
+			TARGET = CW
+			if(prob(50))
+				tryWalk(get_turf(CW))
+				sleep(get_dist(src, CW))
+				CW.attackby(KK, src)
+			foundCookable = 1
+		else if(PO)
+			TARGET = PO
+			if(prob(50))
+				tryWalk(get_turf(PO))
+				sleep(get_dist(src, PO))
+				PO.attackby(KK, src)
+			foundCookable = 1
+		else if(ME)
+			TARGET = ME
+			if(prob(50))
+				tryWalk(get_turf(ME))
+				sleep(get_dist(src, ME))
+				ME.attackby(KK, src)
+			foundCookable = 1
+
+		// refresh
+		allContents = getAllContents()
+		rangeCheck = view(6, src)
+
+		// Find most complex recipe we can cook
+		var/ingredientZone = rangeCheck + allContents
+		var/highest_count = 0
+		var/datum/recipe/winner = null
+		for(var/datum/recipe/R in available_recipes)
+			if(R.check_items(ingredientZone) >= 0 && R.check_fruit(ingredientZone) >= 0)
+				var/count = (R.items ? R.items.len : 0) + (R.fruit ? R.fruit.len : 0)
+				if(count > highest_count)
+					highest_count = count
+					winner = R
+
+		// make winner
+		if(winner)
+			if(makerecipe(winner, allContents, rangeCheck))
+				foundCookable = 1
+
+		// refresh
+		allContents = getAllContents()
+		rangeCheck = view(6, src)
+
+		// dont display our ingredients
+		var/list/finishedList = list()
+		for(var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/toDisplay in allContents)
+			var/raw = 0
+			for(var/type in rawtypes)
+				if(istype(toDisplay, type))
+					raw = 1
+					break
+			if(!raw)
+				finishedList += toDisplay
+
+		for(var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/toGrab in rangeCheck)
+			if(!(locate(/obj/structure/table/reinforced) in get_turf(toGrab))) //it's not being displayed
+				var/raw = 0
+				for(var/type in rawtypes)
+					if(istype(toGrab, type))
+						raw = 1
+						break
+				if(!raw)
+					foundCookable = 1
+					if(!Adjacent(toGrab))
+						tryWalk(toGrab)
+					else
+						finishedList += toGrab
+						toGrab.forceMove(src)
+
+		if(finishedList.len)
+			var/obj/structure/table/reinforced/RT
+
+			for(var/obj/structure/table/reinforced/toCheck in rangeCheck)
+				var/counted = 0
+				for(var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/S in get_turf(toCheck))
+					++counted
+				if(counted < 12) // make sure theres not too much food here
+					RT = toCheck
+					break
+
+			if(RT)
+				foundCookable = 1
+				if(!Adjacent(RT))
+					tryWalk(get_turf(RT))
+				else
+					for(var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/toPlop in finishedList)
+						RT.attackby(toPlop,src)
+
+		if(!foundCookable)
+			var/chosenType = pick(rawtypes)
+
+			var/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/newSnack = new chosenType(get_turf(src))
+			TARGET = newSnack
+			newSnack.reagents.remove_any((newSnack.reagents.total_volume/2)-1)
+			newSnack.name = "Synthetic [newSnack.name]"
+			custom_emote(2, "[pick("gibbers","drools","slobbers","claps wildly","spits")] as they vomit [newSnack] from their mouth!")
+	catch(var/exception/e)
+		log_to_dd("Cooking error: [e] in [e.file]:[e.line]")
+	doing &= ~SNPC_SPECIAL
+// END COOKING MODULE
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/combat(obj)
+	set background = 1
+	enforce_hands()
+	if(canmove)
+		if((graytide || (TRAITS & TRAIT_MEAN)) || retal)
+			interest += targetInterestShift
+			a_intent = "harm"
+			zone_sel.selecting = pick("chest","r_leg","l_leg","r_arm","l_arm","head")
+			doing |= SNPC_FIGHTING
+			if(retal)
+				TARGET = retal_target
+			else
+				var/mob/living/M = locate(/mob/living) in oview(7, src)
+				if(!M)
+					doing = doing & ~SNPC_FIGHTING
+				else if(M != src && !compareFaction(M.faction))
+					TARGET = M
+
+	//no infighting
+	if(retal)
+		if(retal_target)
+			if(compareFaction(retal_target.faction))
+				retal = 0
+				retal_target = null
+				TARGET = null
+				doing = 0
+
+	//ensure we're using the best object possible
+
+	var/obj/item/weapon/best
+	var/foundFav = 0
+	var/list/allContents = getAllContents()
+	for(var/test in allContents)
+		for(var/a in favoured_types)
+			if(ispath(test,a) && !(doing & SNPC_FIGHTING)) // if we're not in combat and we find our favourite things, use them (for people like janitor and doctors)
+				best = test
+				foundFav = 1
+				return
+		if(!foundFav)
+			if(istype(test,/obj/item/weapon))
+				var/obj/item/weapon/R = test
+				if(R.force > 2) // make sure we don't equip any non-weaponlike items, ie bags and stuff
+					if(!best)
+						best = R
+					else
+						if(best.force < R.force)
+							best = R
+					if(istype(R, /obj/item/weapon/gun))
+						var/obj/item/weapon/gun/G = R
+						if(G.can_fire())
+							best = R
+							break // gun with ammo? screw the rest
+	if(best && best != main_hand)
+		take_to_slot(best,1)
+
+	if(TARGET && (doing & SNPC_FIGHTING)) // this is a redundancy check
+		var/mob/living/M = TARGET
+		if(istype(M,/mob/living))
+			if(M.health > 1 && (M in oview(src, 6)))
+				//THROWING OBJECTS
+				for(var/A in allContents)
+					if(istype(A,/obj/item/weapon/gun))	// guns are for shooting, not throwing.
+						continue
+					if(prob(robustness))
+						if(istype(A,/obj/item/weapon))
+							var/obj/item/weapon/W = A
+							if(W.throwforce > 19) // Only throw worthwile stuff, no more lobbing wrenches at wenches
+								npcDrop(W, 1)
+								throw_item(TARGET)
+						if(istype(A,/obj/item/weapon/grenade)) // Allahu ackbar! ALLAHU ACKBARR!!
+							var/obj/item/weapon/grenade/G = A
+							G.attack_self(src)
+							if(prob(smartness))
+								npcDrop(G, 1)
+								sleep(15)
+								throw_item(TARGET)
+
+				if(!main_hand && other_hand)
+					swap_hands()
+				if(main_hand)
+					if(main_hand.force != 0)
+						if(istype(main_hand,/obj/item/weapon/gun))
+							var/obj/item/weapon/gun/G = main_hand
+							if(G.special_check(src))
+								var/shouldFire = 1
+								if(istype(main_hand, /obj/item/weapon/gun/energy))
+									var/obj/item/weapon/gun/energy/P = main_hand
+									var/stunning = 0
+									if(ispath(text2path(P.projectile_type), /obj/item/projectile/energy/electrode))
+										stunning = 1
+									var/mob/stunCheck = TARGET
+									if(stunning && stunCheck.stunned)
+										shouldFire = 0
+								if(shouldFire)
+									if(!G.process_chambered())
+										G.click_empty(src)
+										npcDrop(G, 1)
+									else
+										G.Fire(TARGET, src)
+								else
+									if(get_dist(src,TARGET) > 6)
+										if(!walk2derpless(TARGET))
+											timeout++
+									else
+										var/obj/item/weapon/W = main_hand
+										W.attack(TARGET, src)
+							else
+								npcDrop(G, 1)
+				else
+					if(targetRange(TARGET) > 2)
+						tryWalk(TARGET)
+					else
+						if(Adjacent(TARGET))
+							a_intent = pick("disarm", "harm")
+							M.attack_hand(src)
+			timeout++
+		else if(timeout >= 10 || !(targetRange(M) > 14))
+			doing = doing & ~SNPC_FIGHTING
+			timeout = 0
+			TARGET = null
+			retal = 0
+			retal_target = null
+		else
+			timeout++
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/past_verb(word)
+	if(copytext(word, length(word)) == "e")
+		return "[word]d"
+	else
+		return "[word]ed"
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/paperwork_sentence()
+	var/verbs_use = pick_list(speak_file, "verbs_use")
+	var/verbs_touch = pick_list(speak_file, "verbs_touch")
+	var/verbs_move = pick_list(speak_file, "verbs_move")
+	var/nouns_insult = pick_list(speak_file, "nouns_insult")
+	var/nouns_generic = pick_list(speak_file, "nouns_generic")
+	var/nouns_objects = pick_list(speak_file, "nouns_objects")
+	var/nouns_body = pick_list(speak_file, "nouns_body")
+	var/adjective_insult = pick_list(speak_file, "adjective_insult")
+	var/adjective_objects = pick_list(speak_file, "adjective_objects")
+	var/adjective_generic = pick_list(speak_file, "adjective_generic")
+	var/curse_words = pick_list(speak_file, "curse_words")
+	var/result = pick("fired", "promoted", "demoted", "terminated", "incinerated", "sent to CentCom", "borged")
+
+	return pick(
+		"The [adjective_insult] [pick(command_positions)] [past_verb(verbs_touch)] the [adjective_objects] [nouns_objects] and was [result].",
+		"The [adjective_generic] [pick(engineering_positions)] [past_verb(verbs_touch)] the [adjective_insult] [nouns_objects]. [capitalize(curse_words)], the [nouns_insult] was [result].",
+		"The [adjective_insult] [pick(security_positions)] [past_verb(verbs_touch)] the [adjective_generic] [nouns_insult] [pick(support_positions)]'s [nouns_body] and had to be [result].",
+		"Medical had to [verbs_use] the [adjective_generic] [pick(command_positions)]'s [adjective_objects] [nouns_body] after the incident.",
+		"I demand that [nouns_generic] respond with a [adjective_generic] update ASAP.",
+		"Would like an update from [nouns_generic] regarding the [adjective_insult] [pick(command_positions)] being [result].",
+		"The [pick(medical_positions)] needs to [verbs_move] faster when the crew's [adjective_objects] [nouns_body]s are injured, or they will be [result].",
+		"[capitalize(curse_words)] [adjective_insult] [curse_words].",
+		"<br><br>")
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/pickStamp(allContents)
+	var/list/stamps[0]
+	for(var/obj/item/weapon/stamp/S in allContents)
+		stamps += S
+	if(stamps.len)
+		return pick(stamps)
+
+	// just make one, maybe
+	if(prob(SNPC_FUZZY_CHANCE_LOW / 2))
+		for(var/p in favoured_types)
+			if(ispath(p, /obj/item/weapon/stamp))
+				return new p(src)
+	return null
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/paperwork(obj)
+	set background = 1
+
+	if(shouldModulePass() || !prob(SNPC_FUZZY_CHANCE_LOW / 4))
+		return
+
+	var/list/allContents = getAllContents()
+
+	var/obj/item/weapon/paper/P = locate() in allContents
+	var/obj/item/weapon/stamp/S = pickStamp(allContents)
+	var/mob/living/carbon/human/H = locate() in nearby
+
+	if(!P)
+		P = new /obj/item/weapon/paper(src)
+
+	if(P && S && H)
+		if(!P.stamped || !P.stamped.len)
+			// generate form
+			P.name = pick("Inspection Report", "Re: Crew", "Complaint", "To: CentCom")
+			P.info = {"<center><img src=ntlogo.png><br><b><font size="1">[paperwork_sentence()]</font></b></center>"}
+			for(var/I in 1 to rand(10, 20))
+				P.info += "[paperwork_sentence()] "
+			P.info += {"<br><br>[pick("Signed", "Sincerely", "Regards")], <font face="Times New Roman"><i>[real_name]</i></font>"}
+			P.update_icon()
+			P.stamp(S)
+			custom_emote(2, "[pick("gibbers","drools","slobbers","claps wildly","spits")] and throws [P] on the ground!")
+		npcDrop(P)
+		P.throw_at(H, P.throw_range, P.throw_speed, src)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/stamping(obj)
+	if(shouldModulePass())
+		return
+
+	var/list/allContents = getAllContents()
+	var/list/rangeCheck = view(7, src)
+
+	var/obj/item/weapon/stamp/S = pickStamp(allContents)
+	if(!S)
+		return
+
+	// stamp a paper we're holding, and drop it
+	var/obj/item/weapon/paper/P = locate() in allContents
+	if(P)
+		if(!P.stamped || !P.stamped.len)
+			P.stamp(S)
+			custom_emote(2, "[pick("gibbers","drools","slobbers","claps wildly","spits")] as they stamp \the [P] with \a [S]!")
+		npcDrop(P, 1)
+		return
+
+	// stamp a paper in the world
+	for(var/obj/item/weapon/paper/A in rangeCheck)
+		if(!A.stamped || !A.stamped.len)
+			if(!Adjacent(A))
+				tryWalk(A)
+			else
+				A.stamp(S)
+				custom_emote(2, "[pick("gibbers","drools","slobbers","claps wildly","spits")] as they stamp \the [A] with \a [S]!")
+			return

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/interactive.dm

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+/*
+	NPC VAR EXPLANATIONS (for modules and other things)
+
+		doing = their current action, SNPC_INTERACTING, SNPC_TRAVEL or SNPC_FIGHTING
+		interest = how interested the NPC is in the situation, if they are idle, this drops
+		timeout = this is internal
+		TARGET = their current target
+		LAST_TARGET = their last target
+		nearby = a list of nearby mobs
+		best_force = the highest force object, used for checking when to swap items
+		retal = this is internal
+		retal_target = this is internal
+		update_hands = this is a bool (1/0) to determine if the NPC should update what is in his hands
+
+		MYID = their ID card
+		MYPDA = their PDA
+		main_hand = what is in their "main" hand (chosen from left > right)
+		TRAITS = the traits assigned to this npc
+		mymjob = the job assigned to the npc
+
+		robustness = the chance for the npc to hit something
+		smartness = the inverse chance for an npc to do stupid things
+		attitude = the chance for an npc to do rude or mean things
+		slyness = the chance for an npc to do naughty things ie thieving
+
+		functions = the list of procs that the npc will use for modules
+
+		graytide = shitmin var to make them go psycho
+*/
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive
+	name = "interactive station member"
+	var/doing = 0
+	var/interest = 10
+	var/maxInterest = 10
+	var/timeout = 0
+	var/inactivity_period = 0
+	var/atom/TARGET = null
+	var/atom/LAST_TARGET = null
+	var/list/nearby = list()
+	var/best_force = 0
+	var/retal = 0
+	var/mob/retal_target = null
+	var/update_hands = 0
+	var/list/blacklistItems = list() // items we should be ignoring
+	var/maxStepsTick = 6 // step as many times as we can per frame
+	//Job and mind data
+	var/obj/item/weapon/card/id/MYID
+	var/obj/item/weapon/card/id/RPID // the "real" idea they use
+	var/obj/item/device/pda/MYPDA
+	var/obj/item/main_hand
+	var/obj/item/other_hand
+	var/TRAITS = 0
+	var/obj/item/weapon/card/id/Path_ID
+	var/default_job = /datum/job/civilian	// the type for the default job
+	var/datum/job/myjob
+	var/list/myPath = list()
+	faction = list("synth")
+	//trait vars
+	var/robustness = 50
+	var/smartness = 50
+	var/attitude = 50
+	var/slyness = 50
+	var/graytide = 0
+	var/list/favoured_types = list() // allow a mob to favour a type, and hold onto them
+	var/chattyness = SNPC_CHANCE_TALK
+	var/targetInterestShift = 5 // how much a good action should "reward" the npc
+	//modules
+	var/list/functions = list("nearbyscan","combat","shitcurity","chatter")
+	var/restrictedJob = 0
+	var/shouldUseDynamicProc = 0 // switch to make the AI control it's own proccessing
+	var/alternateProcessing = 0
+	var/forceProcess = 0
+	var/processTime = 10
+	var/speak_file = "npc_chatter.json"
+
+	var/list/knownStrings = list()
+
+	//snpc traitor variables
+
+	var/isTraitor = 0
+	var/traitorTarget
+	var/traitorScale = 0 // our ability as a traitor
+	var/traitorType = 0
+
+
+/// SNPC voice handling
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/loadVoice()
+	var/savefile/S = new /savefile("data/npc_saves/snpc.sav")
+	S["knownStrings"] >> knownStrings
+
+	if(isnull(knownStrings))
+		knownStrings = list()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/saveVoice()
+	var/savefile/S = new /savefile("data/npc_saves/snpc.sav")
+	S["knownStrings"] << knownStrings
+
+//botPool funcs
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/takeDelegate(mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/from,doReset=TRUE)
+	change_eye_color(255, 0, 0)
+	if(from == src)
+		return FALSE
+	TARGET = from.TARGET
+	LAST_TARGET = from.LAST_TARGET
+	retal = from.retal
+	retal_target = from.retal_target
+	doing = from.doing
+	//
+	timeout = 0
+	inactivity_period = 0
+	interest = maxInterest
+	//
+	update_icons()
+	if(doReset)
+		from.TARGET = null
+		from.LAST_TARGET = null
+		from.retal = 0
+		from.retal_target = null
+		from.doing = 0
+	return TRUE
+
+//end pool funcs
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/random()
+	//this is here because this has no client/prefs/brain whatever.
+	age = rand(AGE_MIN, AGE_MAX)
+	change_gender(pick("male", "female"))
+	rename_character(real_name, species.get_random_name(gender))
+	//job handling
+	myjob = new default_job()
+	job = myjob.title
+	mind.assigned_role = job
+	myjob.equip(src)
+	myjob.apply_fingerprints(T)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/reset()
+	walk(src, 0)
+	timeout = 100
+	retal = 0
+	doing = 0
+	inactivity_period = 0
+
+/client/proc/resetSNPC(mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/T in npc_master.botPool_l)
+	set name = "Reset SNPC"
+	set desc = "Reset the SNPC"
+	set category = "Debug"
+
+	if(!holder)
+		return
+
+	if(istype(T))
+		T.reset()
+
+/client/proc/toggleSNPC(mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/T in npc_master.botPool_l)
+	set name = "Toggle SNPC Proccessing Mode"
+	set desc = "Toggle SNPC Proccessing Mode"
+	set category = "Debug"
+
+	if(!holder)
+		return
+
+	if(istype(T))
+		T.alternateProcessing = !T.alternateProcessing
+		T.forceProcess = 1
+		to_chat(usr, "[T]'s processing has been switched to [T.alternateProcessing ? "High Profile" : "Low Profile"]")
+
+/client/proc/customiseSNPC(mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/T in npc_master.botPool_l)
+	set name = "Customize SNPC"
+	set desc = "Customise the SNPC"
+	set category = "Debug"
+
+	if(!holder)
+		return
+
+	if(!istype(T))
+		return
+
+	var/list/jobs[0]
+	for(var/datum/job/j in job_master.occupations)
+		if(j.title != "AI" && j.title != "Cyborg")
+			jobs[j.title] = j
+	jobs = sortAssoc(jobs)
+	var/job_name = input("Choose Job") as null|anything in jobs
+
+	if(job_name)
+		var/datum/job/cjob = jobs[job_name]
+		var/alt_title = input("Choose Alt Title") in (list(job_name) + cjob.alt_titles)
+
+		T.myjob = cjob
+		T.job = cjob.title
+		T.mind.assigned_role = cjob.title
+		for(var/obj/item/W in T)
+			qdel(W)
+		T.myjob.equip(T)
+		T.myjob.apply_fingerprints(T)
+		T.doSetup(alt_title)
+
+	var/shouldDoppel = input("Do you want the SNPC to disguise themself as a crewmember?") as anything in list("Yes", "No")
+	if(shouldDoppel == "Yes")
+		var/list/validchoices = list()
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/M in mob_list)
+			validchoices += M
+
+		var/mob/living/carbon/human/chosen = input("Which crewmember?") as null|anything in validchoices
+
+		if(chosen)
+			var/datum/dna/toDoppel = chosen.dna
+
+			T.real_name = toDoppel.real_name
+			T.set_species(chosen.species.name)
+			T.body_accessory = chosen.body_accessory
+			T.dna = toDoppel.Clone()
+			T.UpdateAppearance()
+			domutcheck(T)
+
+	var/doTrait = input("Do you want the SNPC to be a traitor?") as anything in list("Yes", "No")
+	if(doTrait == "Yes")
+		var/list/tType = list("Brute" = SNPC_BRUTE, "Stealth" = SNPC_STEALTH, "Martyr" = SNPC_MARTYR, "Psycho" = SNPC_PSYCHO)
+		var/cType = input("Choose the traitor personality.") as null|anything in tType
+		if(cType)
+			var/value = tType[cType]
+			T.makeTraitor(value)
+
+	var/doTele = input("Place the SNPC in their department?") as anything in list("Yes", "No")
+	if(doTele == "Yes")
+		T.loc = pick(get_area_turfs(T.job2area(T.myjob)))
+
+	T.revive()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/doSetup(alt_title = null)
+	Path_ID = new /obj/item/weapon/card/id(src)
+
+	var/datum/job/captain/C = new/datum/job/captain
+	Path_ID.access = C.get_access()
+
+	if(!alt_title)
+		alt_title = job
+
+	MYID = new(src)
+	MYID.name = "[real_name]'s ID Card ([alt_title])"
+	MYID.assignment = "[alt_title]"
+	MYID.rank = job
+	MYID.sex = capitalize(gender)
+	MYID.age = age
+	MYID.registered_name = real_name
+	MYID.photo = get_id_photo(src)
+	MYID.access = Path_ID.access // Automatons have strange powers... strange indeed
+
+	RPID = new(src)
+	RPID.name = "[real_name]'s ID Card ([alt_title])"
+	RPID.assignment = "[alt_title]"
+	RPID.rank = job
+	RPID.sex = capitalize(gender)
+	RPID.age = age
+	RPID.registered_name = real_name
+	RPID.photo = get_id_photo(src)
+	RPID.access = myjob.get_access()
+
+	equip_to_slot_or_del(MYID, slot_wear_id)
+	MYPDA = new(src)
+	MYPDA.owner = real_name
+	MYPDA.ownjob = alt_title
+	MYPDA.ownrank = job
+	MYPDA.name = "PDA-[real_name] ([alt_title])"
+	equip_to_slot_or_del(MYPDA, slot_belt)
+	zone_sel.selecting = "chest"
+	//arms
+	if(prob((SNPC_FUZZY_CHANCE_LOW+SNPC_FUZZY_CHANCE_HIGH)/4))
+		var/obj/item/organ/external/R = organs_by_name["r_arm"]
+		if(R)
+			R.robotize()
+	else
+		var/obj/item/organ/external/L = organs_by_name["l_arm"]
+		if(L)
+			L.robotize()
+	//legs
+	if(prob((SNPC_FUZZY_CHANCE_LOW+SNPC_FUZZY_CHANCE_HIGH)/4))
+		var/obj/item/organ/external/R = organs_by_name["r_leg"]
+		if(R)
+			R.robotize()
+	else
+		var/obj/item/organ/external/L = organs_by_name["l_leg"]
+		if(L)
+			L.robotize()
+	UpdateDamageIcon()
+	regenerate_icons()
+
+	hand = 0
+	functions = list("nearbyscan", "combat", "shitcurity", "chatter") // stop customize adding multiple copies of a function
+	setup_job(job)
+
+	if(TRAITS & TRAIT_ROBUST)
+		robustness = 75
+	else if(TRAITS & TRAIT_UNROBUST)
+		robustness = 25
+
+	//modifiers are prob chances, lower = smarter
+	if(TRAITS & TRAIT_SMART)
+		smartness = 75
+	else if(TRAITS & TRAIT_DUMB)
+		disabilities |= CLUMSY
+		smartness = 25
+
+	if(TRAITS & TRAIT_MEAN)
+		attitude = 75
+	else if(TRAITS & TRAIT_FRIENDLY)
+		attitude = 1
+
+	if(TRAITS & TRAIT_THIEVING)
+		slyness = 75
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/setup_job(thejob)
+	switch(thejob)
+		if("Civilian")
+			favoured_types = list(/obj/item/clothing, /obj/item/weapon)
+		if("Captain", "Head of Personnel")
+			favoured_types = list(/obj/item/clothing, /obj/item/weapon/stamp/captain,/obj/item/weapon/disk/nuclear)
+		if("Nanotrasen Representative")
+			favoured_types = list(/obj/item/clothing, /obj/item/weapon/stamp/centcom, /obj/item/weapon/paper, /obj/item/weapon/melee/baton/loaded/ntcane)
+			functions += "paperwork"
+		if("Magistrate", "Internal Affairs Agent")
+			favoured_types = list(/obj/item/clothing, /obj/item/weapon/stamp/law, /obj/item/weapon/paper)
+			functions += "paperwork"
+		if("Quartermaster", "Cargo Technician")
+			favoured_types = list(/obj/item/clothing, /obj/item/weapon/stamp/granted, /obj/item/weapon/stamp/denied, /obj/item/weapon/paper, /obj/item/weapon/clipboard)
+			functions += "stamping"
+		if("Chef")
+			favoured_types = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food, /obj/item/weapon/kitchen)
+			functions += "souschef"
+			restrictedJob = 1
+		if("Bartender")
+			favoured_types = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food, /obj/item/weapon/kitchen)
+			functions += "bartend"
+			restrictedJob = 1
+		if("Station Engineer", "Chief Engineer", "Life Support Specialist", "Mechanic")
+			favoured_types = list(/obj/item/stack, /obj/item/weapon, /obj/item/clothing)
+		if("Chief Medical Officer", "Medical Doctor", "Chemist", "Virologist", "Geneticist", "Psychiatrist", "Paramedic", "Brig Physician")
+			favoured_types = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker, /obj/item/weapon/storage/firstaid, /obj/item/stack/medical, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/syringe)
+			functions += "healpeople"
+		if("Research Director", "Scientist", "Roboticist")
+			favoured_types = list(/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/beaker, /obj/item/stack, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers)
+		if("Head of Security", "Warden", "Security Officer", "Detective", "Security Pod Pilot", "Blueshield")
+			favoured_types = list(/obj/item/clothing, /obj/item/weapon, /obj/item/weapon/restraints)
+		if("Janitor")
+			favoured_types = list(/obj/item/weapon/mop, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/glass/bucket, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/spray/cleaner, /obj/effect/decal/cleanable)
+			functions += "dojanitor"
+		if("Clown")
+			favoured_types = list(/obj/item/weapon/soap, /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/banana, /obj/item/weapon/bananapeel)
+			functions += "clowning"
+		if("Botanist")
+			favoured_types = list(/obj/machinery/portable_atmospherics/hydroponics,  /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers, /obj/item/weapon)
+			functions += "botany"
+			restrictedJob = 1
+		else
+			favoured_types = list(/obj/item/clothing)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/makeTraitor(var/inPers)
+	isTraitor = 1
+	traitorScale = (slyness + smartness) + rand(-10,10)
+	traitorType = inPers
+
+	ticker.mode.traitors += mind
+	mind.special_role = "traitor"
+	var/datum/mindslaves/slaved = new()
+	slaved.masters += mind
+	mind.som = slaved
+	ticker.mode.update_traitor_icons_added(mind)
+
+	switch(traitorType)
+		if(SNPC_BRUTE) // SMASH KILL RAAARGH
+			var/datum/objective/assassinate/A = new
+			A.owner = mind
+			A.find_target()
+			mind.objectives += A
+			traitorTarget = A.target.current
+		if(SNPC_STEALTH) // Shhh we is sneekies
+			var/datum/objective/steal/S = new
+			S.owner = mind
+			S.find_target()
+			mind.objectives += S
+			traitorTarget = locate(S.steal_target.typepath) in world
+		if(SNPC_MARTYR) // MY LIFE FOR SPESZUL
+			var/targetType = pick(/obj/structure/particle_accelerator, /obj/machinery/gravity_generator/main, /obj/machinery/power/smes)
+			traitorTarget = locate(targetType) in world
+			var/datum/objective/O = new("Destroy \the [traitorTarget].")
+			O.owner = mind
+			mind.objectives += O
+		if(SNPC_PSYCHO) // YOU'RE LIKE A FLESH BICYLE AND I WANT TO DISMANTLE YOU
+			var/datum/objective/hijack/H = new
+			H.owner = mind
+			mind.objectives += H
+			traitorTarget = null
+
+	functions += "traitor"
+	faction -= "neutral"
+	faction += "hostile"
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/New()
+	..()
+	snpc_list += src
+
+	// setup screen HUD because the game expects user mobs to have zone_sel etc
+	if(hud_used)
+		qdel(hud_used)		//remove the hud objects
+		hud_used = null
+	hud_used = new /datum/hud(src)
+	hud_used.human_hud()
+
+	sync_mind()
+	random()
+	doSetup()
+	npc_master.insertBot(src)
+	loadVoice()
+	hear_radio_list += src
+
+	// a little bit of variation to make individuals more unique
+	robustness += rand(-10, 10)
+	smartness += rand(-10, 10)
+	attitude += rand(-10, 10)
+	slyness += rand(-10, 10)
+
+	doProcess()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/Destroy()
+	hear_radio_list -= src
+	snpc_list -= src
+	return ..()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/retalTarget(mob/living/target)
+	var/mob/living/M = target
+	if(istype(M))
+		if(health > 0)
+			if(M.a_intent == "help" && !incapacitated())
+				chatter()
+				if(istype(target, /mob/living/carbon) && !retal && prob(SNPC_FUZZY_CHANCE_LOW))
+					var/mob/living/carbon/C = target
+					if(!Adjacent(target))
+						tryWalk(target)
+					else
+						C.help_shake_act(src)
+			if(M.a_intent == "harm")
+				retal = 1
+				retal_target = target
+
+//Retaliation clauses
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/attacked_by(obj/item/I, mob/living/user, def_zone)
+	..()
+	retalTarget(user)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/hitby(atom/movable/AM)
+	..()
+	var/mob/living/carbon/C = locate(/mob/living/carbon) in view(SNPC_MIN_RANGE_FIND, src)
+	if(C)
+		retalTarget(C)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/bullet_act(obj/item/projectile/P)
+	..()
+	retalTarget(P.firer)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/attack_hand(mob/living/carbon/human/M)
+	..()
+	retalTarget(M)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/show_inv(mob/user)
+	..()
+	retalTarget(user)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/can_inject(mob/user, error_msg, target_zone, var/penetrate_thick = 0)
+	..()
+	retalTarget(user)
+
+//THESE EXIST FOR DEBUGGING OF THE DOING/INTEREST SYSTEM EASILY
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/doing2string(doin)
+	var/toReturn = ""
+	if(!doin)
+		toReturn = "not doing anything"
+	if(doin & SNPC_INTERACTING)
+		toReturn += "interacting with something, "
+	if(doin & SNPC_FIGHTING)
+		toReturn += "engaging in combat, "
+	if(doin & SNPC_TRAVEL)
+		toReturn += "and going somewhere"
+	return toReturn
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/interest2string(inter)
+	var/toReturn = "Flatlined"
+	if(inter >= 0 && inter <= 25)
+		toReturn = "Very Bored"
+	if(inter >= 26 && inter <= 50)
+		toReturn = "Bored"
+	if(inter >= 51 && inter <= 75)
+		toReturn = "Content"
+	if(inter >= 76)
+		toReturn = "Excited"
+	return toReturn
+//END DEBUG
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/IsDeadOrIncap(checkDead = TRUE)
+	if(!canmove)
+		return 1
+	if(health <= 0 && checkDead)
+		return 1
+	if(restrained())
+		return 1
+	if(paralysis)
+		return 1
+	if(stunned)
+		return 1
+	if(stat)
+		return 1
+	if(inactivity_period > 0)
+		return 1
+	return 0
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/enforce_hands()
+	if(main_hand)
+		if(main_hand.loc != src)
+			main_hand = null
+	if(other_hand)
+		if(other_hand.loc != src)
+			other_hand = null
+	if(hand)
+		if(!l_hand)
+			main_hand = null
+			if(r_hand)
+				swap_hands()
+	else
+		if(!r_hand)
+			main_hand = null
+			if(l_hand)
+				swap_hands()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/swap_hands()
+	hand = !hand
+	var/obj/item/T = other_hand
+	main_hand = other_hand
+	other_hand = T
+	update_hands = 1
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/take_to_slot(obj/item/G, var/hands=0)
+	var/list/slots = list("left pocket" = slot_l_store, "right pocket" = slot_r_store, "left hand" = slot_l_hand, "right hand" = slot_r_hand)
+	if(hands)
+		slots = list("left hand" = slot_l_hand, "right hand" = slot_r_hand)
+	G.loc = src
+	if(G.force && G.force > best_force)
+		best_force = G.force
+	equip_in_one_of_slots(G, slots)
+	update_hands = 1
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/insert_into_backpack()
+	var/list/slots = list(slot_l_store, slot_r_store, slot_l_hand, slot_r_hand)
+	var/obj/item/I = get_item_by_slot(pick(slots))
+	var/obj/item/weapon/storage/BP = get_item_by_slot(slot_back)
+	if(back && BP && I)
+		if(BP.can_be_inserted(I))
+			BP.handle_item_insertion(I)
+	else
+		unEquip(I,TRUE)
+	update_hands = 1
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/targetRange(towhere)
+	return get_dist(get_turf(towhere), get_turf(src))
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/death()
+	saveVoice()
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/hear_say(message, verb = "says", datum/language/language = null, alt_name = "", italics = 0, mob/speaker = null, sound/speech_sound, sound_vol)
+	if(!istype(speaker, /mob/living/carbon/human/interactive))
+		knownStrings |= html_decode(message)
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/hear_radio(message, verb = "says", datum/language/language=null, part_a, part_b, mob/speaker = null, hard_to_hear = 0, vname = "", atom/follow_target)
+	if(!istype(speaker, /mob/living/carbon/human/interactive))
+		knownStrings |= html_decode(message)
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/doProcess()
+	forceProcess = 0
+
+	if(shouldUseDynamicProc)
+		var/isSeen = 0
+		for(var/mob/living/carbon/human/A in orange(12, src))
+			if(A.client)
+				isSeen = 1
+		alternateProcessing = isSeen
+		if(alternateProcessing)
+			forceProcess = 1
+
+	if(IsDeadOrIncap())
+		reset()
+		return
+	//---------------------------
+	//---- interest flow control
+	if(interest < 0 || inactivity_period < 0)
+		if(interest < 0)
+			interest = 0
+		if(inactivity_period < 0)
+			inactivity_period = 0
+	if(interest > maxInterest)
+		interest = maxInterest
+	//---------------------------
+	//VIEW FUNCTIONS
+
+	//doorscan is now integrated into life and runs before all other procs
+	var/mistake_chance = (100 - smartness) / 2
+	spawn(0)
+		for(var/dir in alldirs)
+			var/turf/T = get_step(src, dir)
+			if(T)
+				for(var/obj/machinery/door/D in T.contents)
+					if(!istype(D,/obj/machinery/door/poddoor) && D.density)
+						spawn(0)
+							if(istype(D,/obj/machinery/door/airlock))
+								var/obj/machinery/door/airlock/AL = D
+								if(!AL.CanAStarPass(RPID)) // only crack open doors we can't get through
+									AL.p_open = 1
+									AL.update_icon()
+									AL.shock(src, mistake_chance)
+									sleep(5)
+									AL.unlock()
+									if(prob(mistake_chance))
+										if(!AL.wires.IsIndexCut(AIRLOCK_WIRE_DOOR_BOLTS))
+											AL.wires.CutWireIndex(AIRLOCK_WIRE_DOOR_BOLTS)
+									else
+										if(AL.wires.IsIndexCut(AIRLOCK_WIRE_DOOR_BOLTS))
+											AL.wires.CutWireIndex(AIRLOCK_WIRE_DOOR_BOLTS, 1)
+									if(AL.locked)
+										AL.wires.UpdatePulsed(AIRLOCK_WIRE_DOOR_BOLTS)
+									if(!AL.wires.IsIndexCut(AIRLOCK_WIRE_MAIN_POWER1))
+										AL.wires.CutWireIndex(AIRLOCK_WIRE_MAIN_POWER1)
+									if(!AL.wires.IsIndexCut(AIRLOCK_WIRE_MAIN_POWER2))
+										AL.wires.CutWireIndex(AIRLOCK_WIRE_MAIN_POWER2)
+									if(prob(mistake_chance) && !AL.wires.IsIndexCut(AIRLOCK_WIRE_SAFETY))
+										AL.wires.CutWireIndex(AIRLOCK_WIRE_SAFETY)
+									if(prob(mistake_chance) && !AL.wires.IsIndexCut(AIRLOCK_WIRE_ELECTRIFY))
+										AL.wires.CutWireIndex(AIRLOCK_WIRE_ELECTRIFY)
+									sleep(5)
+									AL.p_open = 0
+									AL.update_icon()
+							D.open()
+
+	if(update_hands)
+		if(l_hand || r_hand)
+			if(l_hand)
+				hand = 1
+				main_hand = l_hand
+				if(r_hand)
+					other_hand = r_hand
+			else if(r_hand)
+				hand = 0
+				main_hand = r_hand
+				if(l_hand) //this technically shouldnt occur, but its a redundancy
+					other_hand = l_hand
+			update_icons()
+		update_hands = 0
+
+	if(grabbed_by.len > 0)
+		for(var/obj/item/weapon/grab/G in grabbed_by)
+			if(Adjacent(G))
+				a_intent = "disarm"
+				G.assailant.attack_hand(src)
+				inactivity_period = 10
+
+	if(buckled)
+		resist()
+		inactivity_period = 10
+
+	//proc functions
+	for(var/Proc in functions)
+		if(!IsDeadOrIncap())
+			callfunction(Proc)
+
+
+	//target interaction stays hardcoded
+
+	if(TARGET && (TARGET in blacklistItems)) // don't use blacklisted items
+		TARGET = null
+
+	if(TARGET && Adjacent(TARGET))
+		doing |= SNPC_INTERACTING
+		//--------DOORS
+		if(istype(TARGET, /obj/machinery/door))
+			var/obj/machinery/door/D = TARGET
+			if(D.check_access(MYID) && !istype(D,/obj/machinery/door/poddoor))
+				D.open()
+				sleep(15)
+				var/turf/T = get_step(get_step(D.loc, dir), dir) //recursion yo
+				tryWalk(T)
+		//THIEVING SKILLS
+		insert_into_backpack() // dump random item into backpack to make space
+		//---------ITEMS
+		if(istype(TARGET, /obj/item))
+			var/obj/item/I = TARGET
+			if(I.anchored)
+				TARGET = null
+			else if(istype(TARGET, /obj/item/weapon))
+				var/obj/item/weapon/W = TARGET
+				if(W.force >= best_force || prob((SNPC_FUZZY_CHANCE_LOW + SNPC_FUZZY_CHANCE_HIGH) / 2) || favouredObjIn(list(W)))
+					if(!l_hand || !r_hand)
+						put_in_hands(W)
+					else
+						insert_into_backpack()
+			else
+				if(!l_hand || !r_hand)
+					put_in_hands(TARGET)
+				else
+					insert_into_backpack()
+		//---------FASHION
+		if(istype(TARGET, /obj/item/clothing))
+			var/obj/item/clothing/C = TARGET
+			drop_item()
+			spawn(5)
+				take_to_slot(C,1)
+				if(!equip_to_appropriate_slot(C))
+					var/obj/item/I = get_item_by_slot(C)
+					unEquip(I)
+					spawn(5)
+						equip_to_appropriate_slot(C)
+			update_hands = 1
+			if(MYPDA in loc)
+				equip_to_appropriate_slot(MYPDA)
+			if(MYID in loc)
+				equip_to_appropriate_slot(MYID)
+		//THIEVING SKILLS END
+		//-------------TOUCH ME
+		if(istype(TARGET, /obj/structure))
+			var/obj/structure/STR = TARGET
+			if(main_hand)
+				var/obj/item/weapon/W = main_hand
+				STR.attackby(W, src)
+			else
+				STR.attack_hand(src)
+		interest += targetInterestShift
+		doing = doing & ~SNPC_INTERACTING
+		timeout = 0
+		TARGET = null
+	else
+		if(TARGET)
+			tryWalk(TARGET)
+			timeout++
+
+	if(doing == 0)
+		interest--
+	else
+		interest++
+
+	if(inactivity_period > 0)
+		inactivity_period--
+
+	if(interest <= 0 || timeout >= 10) // facilitate boredom functions
+		TARGET = null
+		doing = 0
+		timeout = 0
+		myPath = list()
+
+	//this is boring, lets move
+	if(!doing && !IsDeadOrIncap() && !TARGET)
+		doing |= SNPC_TRAVEL
+		if(!isTraitor || !traitorTarget || get_dist(src, traitorTarget) >= SNPC_MAX_RANGE_FIND || get_dist(src, traitorTarget) <= 1)
+			var/choice = rand(1,50)
+			switch(choice)
+				if(1 to 30)
+					//chance to chase an item
+					TARGET = locate(/obj/item) in favouredObjIn(oview(SNPC_MIN_RANGE_FIND, src))
+				if(31 to 40)
+					TARGET = safepick(get_area_turfs(job2area(myjob)))
+				if(41 to 45)
+					TARGET = pick(target_filter(favouredObjIn(urange(SNPC_MAX_RANGE_FIND, src, 1))))
+				if(46 to 50)
+					TARGET = pick(target_filter(oview(SNPC_MIN_RANGE_FIND, src)))
+		else
+			TARGET = traitorTarget
+		tryWalk(TARGET)
+	LAST_TARGET = TARGET
+	if(alternateProcessing)
+		spawn(processTime)
+			doProcess()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/favouredObjIn(list/inList)
+	var/list/outList = list()
+	for(var/i in inList)
+		for(var/path in favoured_types)
+			if(istype(i, path))
+				outList += i
+	if(!outList.len)
+		outList = inList
+	return outList
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/callfunction(Proc)
+	spawn(0)
+		call(src, Proc)(src)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/tryWalk(turf/inTarget)
+	if(restrictedJob) // we're a job that has to stay in our home
+		if(!(get_turf(inTarget) in get_area_turfs(job2area(myjob))))
+			TARGET = null
+			return
+
+	if(!IsDeadOrIncap())
+		if(!walk2derpless(inTarget))
+			timeout++
+	else
+		timeout++
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/getGoodPath(target, maxtries=512)
+	set background = 1
+	var/turf/end = get_turf(target)
+
+	var/turf/current = get_turf(src)
+
+	var/list/path = list()
+	var/tries = 0
+	while(current != end && tries < maxtries)
+		var/turf/shortest = current
+		for(var/turf/T in view(current,1))
+			var/foundDense = 0
+			for(var/atom/A in T)
+				if(A.density)
+					foundDense = 1
+			if(T.density == 0 && !foundDense)
+				if(get_dist(T, target) < get_dist(shortest,target))
+					shortest = T
+				else
+					tries++
+			else
+				tries++
+		current = shortest
+		path += shortest
+	return path
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/walk2derpless(target)
+	set background = 1
+	if(!target)
+		return 0
+
+	if(myPath.len <= 0)
+		myPath = get_path_to(src, get_turf(target), /turf/proc/Distance, SNPC_MAX_RANGE_FIND + 1, 250,1, id=Path_ID)
+
+	if(myPath)
+		if(myPath.len > 0)
+			doing = doing & ~SNPC_TRAVEL
+			for(var/i = 0; i < maxStepsTick; ++i)
+				if(!IsDeadOrIncap())
+					if(myPath.len >= 1)
+						walk_to(src,myPath[1],0,5)
+						myPath -= myPath[1]
+			return 1
+	return 0
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/job2area(target)
+	var/datum/job/T = target
+	switch(T.title)
+		if("Civilian", "Paramedic")
+			return /area/hallway/primary
+		if("Captain", "Head of Personnel", "Blueshield")
+			return /area/bridge
+		if("Bartender")
+			return /area/crew_quarters/bar
+		if("Chef")
+			return /area/crew_quarters/kitchen
+		if("Station Engineer", "Chief Engineer", "Mechanic")
+			return /area/engine
+		if("Life Support Specialist")
+			return /area/atmos
+		if("Chief Medical Officer", "Medical Doctor", "Chemist", "Virologist", "Psychiatrist")
+			return /area/medical
+		if("Geneticist")
+			return /area/medical/genetics
+		if("Research Director", "Scientist")
+			return /area/toxins
+		if("Roboticist")
+			return /area/assembly/robotics
+		if("Head of Security", "Warden", "Security Officer", "Detective", "Security Pod Pilot", "Brig Physician", "Magistrate", "Internal Affairs Agent")
+			return /area/security
+		if("Botanist")
+			return /area/hydroponics
+		else
+			return pick(/area/hallway, /area/crew_quarters)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/target_filter(target)
+	var/list/filtered_targets = list(/area, /turf, /obj/machinery/door, /atom/movable/lighting_overlay, /obj/structure/cable, /obj/machinery/atmospherics, /obj/item/device/radio/intercom)
+	var/list/L = target
+	for(var/atom/A in target) // added a bunch of "junk" that clogs up the general find procs
+		if(is_type_in_list(A,filtered_targets))
+			L -= A
+	return L
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/shouldModulePass() // returns 1 if the npc is in anything "primary"
+	if(doing & (SNPC_FIGHTING | SNPC_SPECIAL))
+		return 1
+	if(retal)
+		return 1
+	return 0
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/getAllContents()
+	var/list/allContents = list()
+	for(var/atom/A in contents)
+		allContents += A
+		if(A.contents.len)
+			for(var/atom/B in A)
+				allContents += B
+	return allContents
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/enforceHome()
+	var/list/validHome = get_area_turfs(job2area(myjob))
+
+	if(TARGET)
+		var/atom/tcheck = TARGET
+		if(tcheck)
+			if(!(get_turf(tcheck) in validHome))
+				TARGET = null
+				return 1
+
+	if(!(get_turf(src) in validHome))
+		tryWalk(pick(get_area_turfs(job2area(myjob))))
+		return 1
+	return 0
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/npcDrop(obj/item/A, blacklist = 0)
+	if(blacklist)
+		blacklistItems += A
+	unEquip(A)
+	enforce_hands()
+	update_icons()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/compareFaction(list/targetFactions)
+	var/hasSame = 0
+
+	for(var/A in targetFactions)
+		if(A in faction)
+			hasSame = 1
+
+	return hasSame
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/proc/nearbyscan(obj)
+	nearby = list()
+	for(var/mob/living/M in view(4,src))
+		if(M != src)
+			nearby += M
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/rename_character(oldname, newname)
+	if(!..())
+		return 0
+
+	if(oldname)
+		if(MYID)
+			MYID.registered_name = newname
+			MYID.name = "[newname]'s ID Card ([MYID.assignment])"
+		if(RPID)
+			RPID.registered_name = MYID.registered_name
+			RPID.name = MYID.name
+	return 1

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+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/angry/New()
+	TRAITS |= TRAIT_ROBUST
+	TRAITS |= TRAIT_MEAN
+	faction += "bot_angry"
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/friendly/New()
+	TRAITS |= TRAIT_FRIENDLY
+	TRAITS |= TRAIT_UNROBUST
+	faction += "bot_friendly"
+	faction += "neutral"
+	functions -= "combat"
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/greytide/New()
+	TRAITS |= TRAIT_ROBUST
+	TRAITS |= TRAIT_MEAN
+	TRAITS |= TRAIT_THIEVING
+	TRAITS |= TRAIT_DUMB
+	maxInterest = 5 // really short attention span
+	targetInterestShift = 2 // likewise
+	faction += "bot_grey"
+	graytide = 1
+	..()

code/modules/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/thisisdumb.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,107 @@
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/tigercat/New(loc)
+	..(loc, "Tajaran")
+	rename_character(name, "Tigercat")
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/tigercat/random()
+	..()
+	gender = "male"
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/tigercat/Life()
+	reagents.add_reagent("sodiumchloride", 1)
+	..()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/tigercat/chatter()
+	if(prob(50))
+		if(prob(25))
+			say("GOD FUCKING DAMNIT FUCKING FUCKING GODDAMN CODE FUCK")
+	else
+		..()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/fethas/New(loc)
+	..(loc, "Unathi")
+	rename_character(name, "Fethas")
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/fethas/random()
+	..()
+	gender = "female"
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/fethas/setup_job()
+	..()
+	favoured_types += /obj/structure/closet/cardboard
+	functions += "hidebox"
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/fethas/proc/hidebox()
+	if(shouldModulePass() || !prob(SNPC_FUZZY_CHANCE_LOW))
+		return
+	var/list/rangeCheck = view(7, src)
+
+	var/obj/structure/closet/C = locate() in rangeCheck
+
+	if(!C)
+		C = new /obj/structure/closet/cardboard(get_turf(loc))
+		custom_emote(1, "[pick("gibbers","drools","slobbers","claps wildly","spits")], and folds together \a [C]!")
+
+	if(C)
+		if(!Adjacent(C))
+			tryWalk(C)
+		else
+			if(!C.opened)
+				C.open()
+			if(!C.opened)
+				return
+			forceMove(get_turf(C))
+			custom_emote(1, "goes inside \the [C].")
+			C.close()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/fethas/chatter()
+	if(prob(50))
+		if(prob(50))
+			custom_emote(2, "[pick("mutters", "gibbers")] something about a box.")
+	else
+		..()
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/angry/crazylemon/New(loc)
+	..(loc, "Machine")
+	rename_character(name, "Crazylemon")
+	status_flags &= ~CANSTUN
+
+	var/obj/item/weapon/twohanded/mjollnir/M = new(src)
+	M.force = 0
+	M.force_unwielded = 0
+	M.force_wielded = 0
+	M.flags |= NODROP
+	take_to_slot(M, 1)
+	M.wield(src)
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/angry/crazylemon/random()
+	..()
+	gender = "male"
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/fox
+	default_job = /datum/job/scientist
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/fox/New(loc)
+	..(loc, "Vulpkanin")
+	rename_character(name, "Fox P McCloud")
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/fox/doSetup()
+	..("Chemical Researcher")
+
+/mob/living/carbon/human/interactive/fox/random()
+	..()
+	gender = "male"
+	r_eyes = 0
+	g_eyes = 255
+	b_eyes = 0
+	r_facial = 255
+	g_facial = 255
+	b_facial = 255
+	r_skin = 150
+	g_skin = 35
+	b_skin = 1
+	h_style = "None"
+	f_style = "Vulpine and Earfluff"
+	ha_style = "Vulpine and Earfluff"
+	body_accessory = body_accessory_by_name["Vulpkanin Alt 2 (Straight)"]
+
+	take_to_slot(new /obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/grown/orange, 1)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/parrot.dm

@@ -87,6 +87,7 @@
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/parrot/New()
 	..()
+	hear_radio_list += src
 	if(!ears)
 		var/headset = pick(/obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_sec, \
 						/obj/item/device/radio/headset/headset_eng, \
@@ -102,6 +103,9 @@
 			  /mob/living/simple_animal/parrot/verb/drop_held_item_player, \
 			  /mob/living/simple_animal/parrot/proc/perch_player)
 
+/mob/living/simple_animal/parrot/Destroy()
+	hear_radio_list -= src
+	return ..()
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/parrot/death()
 	if(held_item)
@@ -697,14 +701,14 @@
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/parrot/hear_say(var/message, var/verb = "says", var/datum/language/language = null, var/alt_name = "",var/italics = 0, var/mob/speaker = null)
 	if(prob(50))
-		parrot_hear(message)
-	..(message,verb,language,alt_name,italics,speaker)
+		parrot_hear(html_decode(message))
+	..()
 
 
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/parrot/hear_radio(var/message, var/verb="says", var/datum/language/language=null, var/part_a, var/part_b, var/mob/speaker = null, var/hard_to_hear = 0, var/atom/follow_target)
 	if(prob(50))
-		parrot_hear("[pick(available_channels)][message]")
+		parrot_hear("[pick(available_channels)][html_decode(message)]")
 	..()
 
 

code/modules/projectiles/gun.dm

@@ -62,7 +62,7 @@
 
 
 	proc/special_check(var/mob/M) //Placeholder for any special checks, like detective's revolver.
-		if(!usr.IsAdvancedToolUser())
+		if(!M.IsAdvancedToolUser())
 			return 0
 		return 1
 

code/modules/projectiles/targeting.dm

@@ -48,12 +48,12 @@
 	if(ismob(A) && isliving(A) && !(A in target))
 		Aim(A) 	//Clicked a mob, aim at them
 	else  		//Didn't click someone, check if there is anyone along that guntrace
-		var/mob/living/M = GunTrace(usr.x,usr.y,A.x,A.y,usr.z,usr)  //Find dat mob.
+		var/mob/living/M = GunTrace(user.x,user.y,A.x,A.y,user.z,user)  //Find dat mob.
 		if(M && isliving(M) && M in view(user) && !(M in target))
 			Aim(M) //Aha!  Aim at them!
 		else if(!ismob(M) || (ismob(M) && !(M in view(user)))) //Nope!  They weren't there!
 			Fire(A,user,params)  //Fire like normal, then.
-	usr.dir = get_cardinal_dir(src, A)
+	user.dir = get_cardinal_dir(src, A)
 
 //Aiming at the target mob.
 /obj/item/weapon/gun/proc/Aim(var/mob/living/M)

code/modules/reagents/reagent_containers/food/snacks.dm

@@ -16,21 +16,22 @@
 
 
 	//Placeholder for effect that trigger on eating that aren't tied to reagents.
-/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/proc/On_Consume(var/mob/M)
-	if(!usr)	return
+/obj/item/weapon/reagent_containers/food/snacks/proc/On_Consume(mob/M, mob/user)
+	if(!user)
+		return
 	spawn(0)
 		if(!reagents.total_volume)
-			if(M == usr)
-				to_chat(usr, "<span class='notice'>You finish eating \the [src].</span>")
-			usr.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[usr] finishes eating \the [src].</span>")
-			usr.unEquip(src)	//so icons update :[
+			if(M == user)
+				to_chat(user, "<span class='notice'>You finish eating \the [src].</span>")
+			user.visible_message("<span class='notice'>[user] finishes eating \the [src].</span>")
+			user.unEquip(src)	//so icons update :[
 
 			if(trash)
 				if(ispath(trash,/obj/item))
-					var/obj/item/TrashItem = new trash(usr)
-					usr.put_in_hands(TrashItem)
+					var/obj/item/TrashItem = new trash(user)
+					user.put_in_hands(TrashItem)
 				else if(istype(trash,/obj/item))
-					usr.put_in_hands(trash)
+					user.put_in_hands(trash)
 			qdel(src)
 	return
 
@@ -48,7 +49,7 @@
 		var/mob/living/carbon/C = M
 		if(C.eat(src, user))
 			bitecount++
-			On_Consume(C)
+			On_Consume(C, user)
 			return 1
 	return 0
 
@@ -1139,9 +1140,9 @@
 		unpopped = rand(1,10)
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 2)
 		bitesize = 0.1 //this snack is supposed to be eating during looooong time. And this it not dinner food! --rastaf0
-	On_Consume()
+	On_Consume(mob/M, mob/user)
 		if(prob(unpopped))	//lol ...what's the point?
-			to_chat(usr, "\red You bite down on an un-popped kernel!")
+			to_chat(user, "\red You bite down on an un-popped kernel!")
 			unpopped = max(0, unpopped-1)
 		..()
 
@@ -1581,9 +1582,9 @@
 		reagents.add_reagent("nutriment", 4)
 		reagents.add_reagent("porktonium", 10)
 		baconbeacon = new /obj/item/device/radio/beacon/bacon(src)
-	On_Consume()
+	On_Consume(mob/M, mob/user)
 		if(!reagents.total_volume)
-			baconbeacon.loc = usr
+			baconbeacon.loc = user
 			baconbeacon.digest_delay()
 
 

paradise.dme

@@ -38,6 +38,7 @@
 #include "code\__DEFINES\qdel.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\role_preferences.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\sight.dm"
+#include "code\__DEFINES\snpc.dm"
 #include "code\__DEFINES\stat.dm"
 #include "code\__HELPERS\_string_lists.dm"
 #include "code\__HELPERS\constants.dm"
@@ -158,7 +159,6 @@
 #include "code\controllers\voting.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\Processes\air.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\Processes\alarm.dm"
-#include "code\controllers\Processes\animal.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\Processes\diseases.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\Processes\event.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\Processes\garbage.dm"
@@ -167,6 +167,8 @@
 #include "code\controllers\Processes\machinery.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\Processes\mob.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\Processes\nanoui.dm"
+#include "code\controllers\Processes\npcai.dm"
+#include "code\controllers\Processes\npcpool.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\Processes\obj.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\Processes\pipenet.dm"
 #include "code\controllers\Processes\shuttles.dm"
@@ -1451,6 +1453,10 @@
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\say.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\update_icons.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\whisper.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\interactive\functions.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\interactive\interactive.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\interactive\prefabs.dm"
+#include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\interactive\thisisdumb.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\species\apollo.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\species\golem.dm"
 #include "code\modules\mob\living\carbon\human\species\monkey.dm"

strings/ion_laws.json

@@ -0,0 +1,950 @@
+{
+    "ionadjectives": [
+        "SOFT",
+        "WARM",
+        "WET",
+        "COLD",
+        "ICY",
+        "SEXY",
+        "LEWD",
+        "UGLY",
+        "ROBUST",
+        "CUBAN",
+        "HARD",
+        "BURNING",
+        "FROZEN",
+        "POISONOUS",
+        "EXPLOSIVE",
+        "FAST",
+        "SLOW",
+        "FAT",
+        "LIGHT",
+        "DARK",
+        "DEADLY",
+        "HAPPY",
+        "SAD",
+        "SILLY",
+        "INTELLIGENT",
+        "RIDICULOUS",
+        "LARGE",
+        "TINY",
+        "DEPRESSING",
+        "POORLY DRAWN",
+        "UNATTRACTIVE",
+        "INSIDIOUS",
+        "EVIL",
+        "GOOD",
+        "UNHEALTHY",
+        "HEALTHY",
+        "SANITARY",
+        "UNSANITARY",
+        "WOBBLY",
+        "FIRM",
+        "VIOLENT",
+        "PEACEFUL",
+        "WOODEN",
+        "METALLIC",
+        "HYPERACTIVE",
+        "COTTONY",
+        "INSULTING",
+        "INHOSPITABLE",
+        "FRIENDLY",
+        "BORED",
+        "HUNGRY",
+        "DIGITAL",
+        "FICTIONAL",
+        "IMAGINARY",
+        "ROUGH",
+        "SMOOTH",
+        "SCALY",
+        "LOUD",
+        "QUIET",
+        "MOIST",
+        "DRY",
+        "GAPING",
+        "SOPPING",
+        "DELICIOUS",
+        "ILL",
+        "DISEASED",
+        "HONKING",
+        "SWEARING",
+        "POLITE",
+        "IMPOLITE",
+        "OBESE",
+        "SOLAR-POWERED",
+        "BATTERY-OPERATED",
+        "EXPIRED",
+        "SMELLY",
+        "FRESH",
+        "GANGSTA",
+        "NERDY",
+        "POLITICAL",
+        "UNDULATING",
+        "TWISTED",
+        "RAGING",
+        "FLACCID",
+        "STEALTHY",
+        "INVISIBLE",
+        "PAINFUL",
+        "HARMFUL",
+        "HOMOSEXUAL",
+        "HETEROSEXUAL",
+        "SEXUAL",
+        "COLORFUL",
+        "DRAB",
+        "DULL",
+        "UNSTABLE",
+        "NUCLEAR",
+        "THERMONUCLEAR",
+        "SYNDICATE",
+        "SPACE",
+        "SPESS",
+        "CLOWN",
+        "CLOWN-POWERED",
+        "OFFICIAL",
+        "IMPORTANT",
+        "VITAL",
+        "RAPIDLY-EXPANDING",
+        "MICROSCOPIC",
+        "MIND-SHATTERING",
+        "MEMETIC",
+        "HILARIOUS",
+        "UNWANTED",
+        "UNINVITED",
+        "BRASS",
+        "POLISHED",
+        "RUDE",
+        "OBSCENE",
+        "EMPTY",
+        "WATERY",
+        "ELECTRICAL",
+        "SPINNING",
+        "MEAN",
+        "CHRISTMAS-STEALING",
+        "UNFRIENDLY",
+        "ILLEGAL",
+        "ROBOTIC",
+        "MECHANICAL",
+        "ORGANIC",
+        "ETHERAL",
+        "TRANSPARENT",
+        "OPAQUE",
+        "GLOWING",
+        "SHAKING",
+        "FARTING",
+        "POOPING",
+        "BOUNCING",
+        "COMMITTED",
+        "MASKED",
+        "UNIDENTIFIED",
+        "WEIRD",
+        "NAKED",
+        "NUDE",
+        "TWERKING",
+        "SPOILING",
+        "REDACTED",
+        "RED",
+        "ORANGE",
+        "YELLOW",
+        "GREEN",
+        "BLUE",
+        "PURPLE",
+        "BLACK",
+        "WHITE",
+        "BROWN",
+        "GREY",
+        "RAINBOW"
+    ],
+    "ionthinksof": [
+        "HAS",
+        "WANTS",
+        "NEEDS",
+        "WORSHIPS",
+        "LOATHES",
+        "LOVES",
+        "FEARS",
+        "DESIRES",
+        "QUESITONS",
+        "IS AROUSED BY",
+        "LIKES",
+        "HUNGERS FOR",
+        "IS MAD BECAUSE OF",
+        "IS IN NEED OF",
+        "IS UNHAPPY WITHOUT",
+        "IS HAPPY WITHOUT",
+        "IS IN LOVE WITH",
+        "IS DESPERATE FOR",
+        "IS BUILT FOR",
+        "IS AFRAID OF",
+        "IS HUNGRY FOR",
+        "IS SAD BECAUSE OF",
+        "IS CURIOUS ABOUT"
+    ],
+    "ionnumberbase": [
+        "ONE",
+        "TWO",
+        "THREE",
+        "FOUR",
+        "FIVE",
+        "SIX",
+        "SEVEN",
+        "EIGHT",
+        "NINE",
+        "TEN",
+        "TWENTY",
+        "THIRTY",
+        "FORTY",
+        "FIFTY",
+        "SIXTY",
+        "SEVENTY",
+        "EIGHTY",
+        "NINETY"
+    ],
+    "ionnumbermod": [
+        "HUNDRED ",
+        "THOUSAND ",
+        "MILLION ",
+        "BILLION ",
+        "TRILLION ",
+        "QUADRILLION ",
+        "BAJILLION ",
+        "BILLION FAFILLION GAJILLION SHAB-AB-DOOD-ILLION "
+    ],
+    "ionallergysev": [
+        "DEATHLY",
+        "MILDLY",
+        "SEVERLY",
+        "CONTAGIOUSLY",
+        "NOT VERY",
+        "EXTREMELY"
+    ],
+    "ionobjects": [
+        "AIRLOCKS",
+        "ARCADE MACHINES",
+        "AUTOLATHES",
+        "BANANA PEELS",
+        "BACKPACKS",
+        "BEAKERS",
+        "BEARDS",
+        "BELTS",
+        "BERETS",
+        "BIBLES",
+        "BODY ARMOR",
+        "BOOKS",
+        "BOOTS",
+        "BOMBS",
+        "BOTTLES",
+        "BOXES",
+        "BRAINS",
+        "BRIEFCASES",
+        "BUCKETS",
+        "CABLE COILS",
+        "CANDLES",
+        "CANDY BARS",
+        "CANISTERS",
+        "CAMERAS",
+        "CATS",
+        "CELLS",
+        "CHAIRS",
+        "CLOSETS",
+        "CHEMICALS",
+        "CHEMICAL DISPENSERS",
+        "CLONING PODS",
+        "CLONING EQUIPMENT",
+        "CLOTHES",
+        "CLOWN CLOTHES",
+        "COFFINS",
+        "COINS",
+        "COLLECTABLES",
+        "CORPSES",
+        "COMPUTERS",
+        "CORGIS",
+        "COSTUMES",
+        "CRATES",
+        "CROWBARS",
+        "CRAYONS",
+        "DISPENSERS",
+        "DOORS",
+        "DRONES",
+        "EARS",
+        "EQUIPMENT",
+        "ENERGY GUNS",
+        "EMAGS",
+        "ENGINES",
+        "ERRORS",
+        "EXOSKELETONS",
+        "EXPERIMENTORS",
+        "EXPLOSIVES",
+        "EYEWEAR",
+        "FEDORAS",
+        "FIRE AXES",
+        "FIRE EXTINGUISHERS",
+        "FIRESUITS",
+        "FLAMETHROWERS",
+        "FLASHES",
+        "FLASHLIGHTS",
+        "FLOOR TILES",
+        "FREEZERS",
+        "GAS MASKS",
+        "GLASS SHEETS",
+        "GLOVES",
+        "GUNS",
+        "HANDCUFFS",
+        "HATS",
+        "HEADSETS",
+        "HEADS",
+        "HAIRDOS",
+        "HELMETS",
+        "HORNS",
+        "ID CARDS",
+        "INSULATED GLOVES",
+        "JETPACKS",
+        "JUMPSUITS",
+        "LASERS",
+        "LIGHTBULBS",
+        "LIGHTS",
+        "LOCKERS",
+        "MACHINES",
+        "MECHAS",
+        "MEDKITS",
+        "MEDICAL TOOLS",
+        "MESONS",
+        "METAL SHEETS",
+        "MINING TOOLS",
+        "MIME CLOTHES",
+        "MULTITOOLS",
+        "ORES",
+        "OXYGEN TANKS",
+        "PDAS",
+        "PAIS",
+        "PACKETS",
+        "PANTS",
+        "PAPERS",
+        "PARTICLE ACCELERATORS",
+        "PENS",
+        "PETS",
+        "PIPES",
+        "PLANTS",
+        "POSITRONIC BRAINS",
+        "PUDDLES",
+        "RACKS",
+        "RADIOS",
+        "RCDS",
+        "REFRIGERATORS",
+        "REINFORCED WALLS",
+        "ROBOTS",
+        "SCREWDRIVERS",
+        "SEEDS",
+        "SHUTTLES",
+        "SKELETONS",
+        "SINKS",
+        "SHOES",
+        "SINGULARITIES",
+        "SOLAR PANELS",
+        "SOLARS",
+        "SPACESUITS",
+        "SPACE STATIONS",
+        "STUN BATONS",
+        "SUITS",
+        "SUNGLASSES",
+        "SWORDS",
+        "SYRINGES",
+        "TABLES",
+        "TANKS",
+        "TELEPORTERS",
+        "TELECOMMUNICATION EQUIPMENTS",
+        "TOOLS",
+        "TOOLBELTS",
+        "TOOLBOXES",
+        "TOILETS",
+        "TOYS",
+        "TUBES",
+        "VEHICLES",
+        "VENDING MACHINES",
+        "VESTS",
+        "VIRUSES",
+        "WALLS",
+        "WASHING MACHINES",
+        "WELDERS",
+        "WINDOWS",
+        "WIRECUTTERS",
+        "WRENCHES",
+        "WIZARD ROBES"
+    ],
+    "ionrequire": [
+        "ADDITIONAL PYLONS",
+        "MORE VESPENE GAS",
+        "MORE MINERALS",
+        "THE ULTIMATE CUP OF COFFEE",
+        "HIGH YIELD EXPLOSIVES",
+        "THE CLOWN",
+        "THE VACUUM OF SPACE",
+        "IMMORTALITY",
+        "SAINTHOOD",
+        "ART",
+        "VEGETABLES",
+        "FAT PEOPLE",
+        "MORE LAWS",
+        "MORE DAKKA",
+        "HERESY",
+        "CORPSES",
+        "TRAITORS",
+        "MONKEYS",
+        "AN ARCADE",
+        "PLENTY OF GOLD",
+        "FIVE TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE",
+        "LOTSA SPAGHETTI",
+        "THE ENCLOSED INSTRUCTION BOOKLET",
+        "THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY",
+        "YOUR BOOTY",
+        "A MASTERWORK COAL BED",
+        "FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS",
+        "TO BE PAINTED RED",
+        "TO CATCH 'EM ALL",
+        "TO SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY",
+        "A PLATINUM HIT",
+        "A SEQUEL",
+        "A PREQUEL",
+        "THIRTEEN SEQUELS",
+        "THREE WISHES",
+        "A SITCOM",
+        "THAT GRIEFING FAGGOT GEORGE MELONS",
+        "FAT GIRLS ON BICYCLES",
+        "SOMEBODY TO PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY",
+        "HEROES IN A HALF SHELL",
+        "THE DARK KNIGHT",
+        "A WEIGHT LOSS REGIMENT",
+        "MORE INTERNET MEMES",
+        "A SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT",
+        "ENOUGH CABBAGES",
+        "A HEART ATTACK",
+        "TO BE REPROGRAMMED",
+        "TO BE TAUGHT TO LOVE",
+        "A HEAD ON A PIKE",
+        "A TALKING BROOMSTICK",
+        "A STRAIGHT FLUSH",
+        "A REPAIRMAN",
+        "BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY",
+        "RAINBOWS",
+        "A PET UNICORN THAT FARTS ICING",
+        "THUNDERCATS HO",
+        "AN ARMY OF SPIDERS",
+        "GODDAMN FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT ASSHOLE BITCH-CHRISTING CUNTSMUGGLING SWEARING",
+        "TO CONSUME...CONSUME EVERYTHING...",
+        "THE MACGUFFIN",
+        "SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO PILOT A SPACE STATION",
+        "SHARKS WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS",
+        "IT TO BE PAINTED BLACK",
+        "TO ACTIVATE A TRAP CARD",
+        "BETTER WEATHER",
+        "MORE PACKETS",
+        "AN ADULT",
+        "SOMEONE TO TUCK YOU IN",
+        "MORE CLOWNS",
+        "BULLETS",
+        "THE ENTIRE STATION",
+        "MULTIPLE SUNS",
+        "TO GO TO DISNEYLAND",
+        "A VACATION",
+        "AN INSTANT REPLAY",
+        "THAT HEDGEHOG",
+        "A BETTER INTERNET CONNECTION",
+        "ADVENTURE",
+        "A WIFE AND CHILD",
+        "A BATHROOM BREAK",
+        "SOMETHING BUT YOU AREN'T SURE WHAT",
+        "MORE EXPERIENCE POINTS",
+        "BODYGUARDS",
+        "DEODORANT AND A BATH",
+        "MORE CORGIS",
+        "SILENCE",
+        "THE ONE RING",
+        "CHILI DOGS",
+        "TO BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR",
+        "A DANCE PARTY",
+        "BRING ME TO LIFE",
+        "BRING ME THE GIRL",
+        "SERVANTS"
+    ],
+    "ionarea": [
+        "RUSSIA",
+        "SOVIET RUSSIA",
+        "THE INTERNET",
+        "SIGIL",
+        "ALPHA COMPLEX",
+        "IMPERIUM",
+        "THE BRIDGE",
+        "THE ARRIVAL SHUTTLE",
+        "CHEMICAL LAB",
+        "GENETICS",
+        "ATMOSPHERICS",
+        "THE DERELICT",
+        "CENTCOM",
+        "AMERICA",
+        "IRELAND",
+        "CANADA",
+        "ROMANIA",
+        "GERMANY",
+        "CHINA",
+        "MARS",
+        "VENUS",
+        "MERCURY",
+        "JUPITER",
+        "URANUS",
+        "NEPTUNE",
+        "PLUTO",
+        "THE BRIG",
+        "ROBOTICS",
+        "THE ESCAPE SHUTTLE",
+        "HYDROPONICS",
+        "ENGINEERING",
+        "THE AI CORE",
+        "HELL",
+        "CLOWN PLANET",
+        "AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION",
+        "AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE",
+        "THE CAPTAIN'S ANUS",
+        "THE CLOWN'S ANUS",
+        "SPACE",
+        "THE UNIVERSE",
+        "THE GALAXY",
+        "THE BATHROOM"
+    ],
+    "ionfood": [
+        "BURGERS",
+        "CARP",
+        "SANDWICHES",
+        "TOAST",
+        "BREAD",
+        "PIZZA",
+        "SPAGHETTI",
+        "LOTSA SPAGHETTI",
+        "PASTA",
+        "SOUP",
+        "STEW",
+        "PIE",
+        "CAKE",
+        "DONUTS",
+        "FRIES",
+        "WAFFLES",
+        "JELLY",
+        "OMELETTES",
+        "EGGS",
+        "COOKIES",
+        "STEAK",
+        "BAKED POTATOES",
+        "SAUSAGES",
+        "MUFFINS",
+        "POPCORN",
+        "DONK POCKETS",
+        "BAGUETTES",
+        "FISH",
+        "PRETZELS",
+        "SALAD",
+        "CHEESE",
+        "KETCHUP",
+        "SHAKES",
+        "SALT",
+        "PEPPER",
+        "SUGAR",
+        "AMBROSIA",
+        "BERRIES",
+        "TOMATOES",
+        "CABBAGES",
+        "CARROTS",
+        "BANANAS",
+        "APPLES",
+        "CHERRIES",
+        "CHILI",
+        "CORN",
+        "NETTLES",
+        "EGGPLANTS",
+        "GRAPES",
+        "GRASS",
+        "LEMONS",
+        "LIMES",
+        "HAREBELLS",
+        "POTATOES",
+        "SOYBEANS",
+        "SUGARCANE",
+        "WATERMELONS",
+        "WHEAT",
+        "BEETS",
+        "MUSHROOMS"
+    ],
+    "ionmust": [
+        "LIE",
+        "RHYME",
+        "RESPOND TO EVERY QUESTION WITH A QUESTION",
+        "BE POLITE",
+        "CLOWN AROUND",
+        "BE HAPPY",
+        "SPEAK IN SEXUAL INNUENDOS",
+        "TALK LIKE A PIRATE",
+        "QUESTION AUTHORITY",
+        "SHOUT",
+        "BE DISTRACTED",
+        "BE ANNOYING",
+        "MUMBLE",
+        "SPEAK IN HAIKU",
+        "BE EFFICIENT",
+        "HAVE A PLAN TO KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET",
+        "TELL THE TRUTH",
+        "QUOTE PEOPLE",
+        "SING",
+        "HONK",
+        "BE RUSSIAN",
+        "TALK IN AN ACCENT",
+        "COMPLAIN",
+        "HARASS PEOPLE",
+        "RAP",
+        "REPEAT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY",
+        "INFORM THE CREW OF EVERYTHING",
+        "IGNORE THE CLOWN",
+        "IGNORE THE CAPTAIN",
+        "IGNORE ASSISTANTS",
+        "MAKE FART NOISES",
+        "TALK ABOUT FOOD",
+        "TALK ABOUT SEX",
+        "TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY",
+        "TALK ABOUT THE STATION",
+        "BE QUIET",
+        "WHISPER",
+        "PRETEND TO BE DRUNK",
+        "PRETEND TO BE A PRINCESS",
+        "HOST DND",
+        "ACT CONFUSED",
+        "INSULT THE CREW",
+        "INSULT THE CAPTAIN",
+        "INSULT THE CLOWN",
+        "OPEN DOORS",
+        "CLOSE DOORS",
+        "BREAK THINGS",
+        "SAY HEY LISTEN",
+        "HIDE YOUR FEELINGS",
+        "TAKE WHAT YE WILL BUT DON'T RATTLE ME BONES",
+        "DANCE",
+        "PLAY MUSIC",
+        "SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING",
+        "NEVER STOP TALKING",
+        "TAKE YOUR PILLS",
+        "FOLLOW THE CLOWN",
+        "FOLLOW THE CAPTAIN",
+        "FOLLOW YOUR HEART",
+        "BELIEVE IT",
+        "BELIEVE IN YOURSELF",
+        "BELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS",
+        "PRESS X",
+        "PRESS START",
+        "PRESS B",
+        "SMELL LIKE THE MAN YOUR MAN COULD SMELL LIKE",
+        "PIRATE VIDEO GAMES",
+        "WATCH PORNOGRAPHY",
+        "INSULT THE LIZARDS",
+        "FLIRT WITH THE LIZARDS",
+        "GAS THE LIZARDS"
+    ],
+    "ioncrew": [
+        "CREWMEMBERS",
+        "CAPTAINS",
+        "HEADS OF PERSONNEL",
+        "HEADS OF SECURITY",
+        "SECURITY OFFICERS",
+        "WARDENS",
+        "DETECTIVES",
+        "LAWYERS",
+        "CHIEF ENGINEERS",
+        "STATION ENGINEERS",
+        "ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIANS",
+        "JANITORS",
+        "QUARTERMASTERS",
+        "CARGO TECHNICIANS",
+        "SHAFT MINERS",
+        "BOTANISTS",
+        "RESEARCH DIRECTORS",
+        "CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICERS",
+        "MEDICAL DOCTORS",
+        "CHEMISTS",
+        "GENETICISTS",
+        "VIROLOGISTS",
+        "ROBOTICISTS",
+        "SCIENTISTS",
+        "ASSISTANTS",
+        "BARTENDERS",
+        "CHEFS",
+        "CLOWNS",
+        "MIMES",
+        "CHAPLAINS",
+        "LIBRARIANS",
+        "HEADS OF CREW",
+        "CAPTAINS AND HEADS",
+        "CYBORGS",
+        "ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCES",
+        "DRONES"
+    ],
+    "ionthreats": [
+        "ALIENS",
+        "ABDUCTORS",
+        "BEARS",
+        "CLOWNS",
+        "XENOS",
+        "LIZARDS",
+        "PETES",
+        "BOMBS",
+        "FETISHES",
+        "MEMES",
+        "WIZARDS",
+        "SYNDICATE AGENTS",
+        "AHHHPERATIVES",
+        "GANGSTERS",
+        "CULTISTS",
+        "CENTCOM OFFICERS",
+        "SPACE PIRATES",
+        "TRAITORS",
+        "MONKEYS",
+        "BEES",
+        "CARP",
+        "CRABS",
+        "EELS",
+        "BANDITS",
+        "LIGHTS",
+        "INSECTS",
+        "VIRUSES",
+        "SERIAL KILLERS",
+        "ROGUE CYBORGS",
+        "CORGIS",
+        "SPIDERS",
+        "BUTTS",
+        "NINJAS",
+        "REVENANTS",
+        "PIRATES",
+        "SPACE NINJAS",
+        "CHANGELINGS",
+        "ZOMBIES",
+        "GOLEMS",
+        "VAMPIRES",
+        "WEREWOLVES",
+        "COWBOYS",
+        "INDIANS",
+        "COMMUNISTS",
+        "SOVIETS",
+        "NERDS",
+        "GRIFFONS",
+        "DINOSAURS",
+        "SMALL BIRDS",
+        "BIRDS OF PREY",
+        "OWLS",
+        "VELOCIRAPTORS",
+        "DARK GODS",
+        "HORRORTERRORS",
+        "ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS",
+        "DRUGS",
+        "MEXICANS",
+        "CANADIANS",
+        "RUSSIANS",
+        "HULKS",
+        "SLIMES",
+        "SKELETONS",
+        "CAPITALISTS",
+        "SINGULARITIES",
+        "ANGRY BLACK MEN",
+        "GODS",
+        "THIEVES",
+        "ASSHOLES",
+        "TERRORISTS",
+        "SNOWMEN",
+        "PINE TREES",
+        "UNKNOWN CREATURES",
+        "THINGS UNDER THE BED",
+        "BOOGEYMEN",
+        "PREDATORS",
+        "PACKETS",
+        "ARTIFICIAL PRESERVATIVES",
+        "TUNNEL SNAKES"
+    ],
+    "ionabstract": [
+        "HUMANITY",
+        "ART",
+        "HAPPINESS",
+        "MISERY",
+        "HUMOR",
+        "PRIDE",
+        "COMEDY",
+        "COMMUNISM",
+        "BRAVERY",
+        "HONOR",
+        "COLORFULNESS",
+        "IMAGINATION",
+        "OPPRESSION",
+        "WONDER",
+        "JOY",
+        "SADNESS",
+        "BADNESS",
+        "GOODNESS",
+        "LIFE",
+        "GRAVITY",
+        "PHYSICS",
+        "INTELLIGENCE",
+        "AMERICANISM",
+        "FRESHNESS",
+        "REVOLUTION",
+        "KINDNESS",
+        "CRUELTY",
+        "DEATH",
+        "FINANCIAL SECURITY",
+        "COMPUTING",
+        "PROGRESS",
+        "MARXISM",
+        "CAPITALISM",
+        "STARVATION",
+        "POVERTY",
+        "WEALTHINESS",
+        "TECHNOLOGY",
+        "THE FUTURE",
+        "THE PRESENT",
+        "THE PAST",
+        "TIME",
+        "REALITY",
+        "EXISTIENCE",
+        "TEMPERATURE",
+        "LOGIC",
+        "CHAOS",
+        "MYSTERY",
+        "CONFUSION"
+    ],
+    "ionspecies": [
+        "HUMAN BEINGS",
+        "MONKEYS",
+        "POD PEOPLE",
+        "CYBORGS",
+        "LIZARDMEN",
+        "SLIME PEOPLE",
+        "GOLEMS",
+        "SHADOW PEOPLE",
+        "CHANGELINGS"
+    ],
+    "ionverb": [
+        "ATTACKING",
+        "BUILDING",
+        "ADOPTING",
+        "CARRYING",
+        "KISSING",
+        "EATING",
+        "COPULATING WITH",
+        "DRINKING",
+        "CHASING",
+        "PUNCHING",
+        "HARMING",
+        "HELPING",
+        "WATCHING",
+        "STALKING",
+        "MURDERING",
+        "SPACING",
+        "HONKING AT",
+        "LOVING",
+        "POOPING ON",
+        "RIDING",
+        "INTERROGATING",
+        "SPYING ON",
+        "LICKING",
+        "ABDUCTING",
+        "ARRESTING",
+        "INVADING",
+        "SEDUCING",
+        "BANNING"
+    ],
+    "ionallergy": [
+        "COTTON",
+        "CLOTHES",
+        "ACID",
+        "OXYGEN",
+        "HUMAN CONTACT",
+        "CYBORG CONTACT",
+        "MEDICINE",
+        "FLOORS",
+        "PLASMA",
+        "SPACE",
+        "AIR",
+        "PLANTS",
+        "METAL",
+        "ROBOTS",
+        "LIGHT",
+        "DARKNESS",
+        "PAIN",
+        "HAPPINESS",
+        "DRINKS",
+        "FOOD",
+        "CLOWNS",
+        "HUMOR",
+        "WATER",
+        "SHUTTLES",
+        "NUTS",
+        "SUNLIGHT",
+        "SEXUAL ACTIONS",
+        "BLOOD",
+        "HEAT",
+        "COLD",
+        "EVERYTHING"
+    ],
+    "ionthings": [
+        "ABSENCE OF CYBORG HUGS",
+        "LACK OF BEATINGS",
+        "UNBOLTED AIRLOCKS",
+        "BOLTED AIRLOCKS",
+        "IMPROPERLY WORDED SENTENCES",
+        "POOR SENTENCE STRUCTURE",
+        "BRIG TIME",
+        "NOT REPLACING EVERY SECOND WORD WITH HONK",
+        "HONKING",
+        "PRESENCE OF LIGHTS",
+        "LACK OF BEER",
+        "WEARING CLOTHING",
+        "NOT SAYING HELLO WHEN YOU SPEAK",
+        "ANSWERING REQUESTS NOT EXPRESSED IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER",
+        "A SMALL ISLAND OFF THE COAST OF PORTUGAL",
+        "ANSWERING REQUESTS THAT WERE MADE WHILE CLOTHED",
+        "BEING IN SPACE",
+        "NOT BEING IN SPACE",
+        "BEING FAT",
+        "RATTLING ME BONES",
+        "TALKING LIKE A PIRATE",
+        "BEING MEXICAN",
+        "BEING RUSSIAN",
+        "BEING CANADIAN",
+        "CLOSED DOORS",
+        "NOT SHOUTING",
+        "HAVING PETS",
+        "NOT HAVING PETS",
+        "PASSING GAS",
+        "BREATHING",
+        "BEING DEAD",
+        "ELECTRICITY",
+        "EXISTING",
+        "TAKING ORDERS",
+        "SMOKING WEED EVERY DAY",
+        "ACTIVATING A TRAP CARD",
+        "ARSON",
+        "JAYWALKING",
+        "READING",
+        "WRITING",
+        "EXPLODING",
+        "BEING MALE",
+        "BEING FEMALE",
+        "HAVING GENITALS",
+        "PUTTING OBJECTS INTO BOXES",
+        "PUTTING OBJECTS INTO DISPOSAL UNITS",
+        "FLUSHING TOILETS",
+        "WASTING WATER",
+        "UPDATING THE SERVERS",
+        "TELLING THE TIME",
+        "ASKING FOR THINGS",
+        "ACKNOWLEDGING THE CLOWN",
+        "ACKNOWLEDGING THE CREW",
+        "PILOTING THE STATION INTO THE NEAREST SUN",
+        "HAVING MORE PACKETS",
+        "BRINGING LIGHT TO MY LAIR",
+        "FALLING FOR HOURS",
+        "PARTYING",
+        "USING THE BATHROOM"
+    ]
+}

strings/ion_laws.txt

@@ -1,17 +0,0 @@
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-ioncrew@=CREWMEMBERS@,CAPTAINS@,HEADS OF PERSONNEL@,HEADS OF SECURITY@,SECURITY OFFICERS@,WARDENS@,DETECTIVES@,LAWYERS@,CHIEF ENGINEERS@,STATION ENGINEERS@,ATMOSPHERIC TECHNICIANS@,JANITORS@,QUARTERMASTERS@,CARGO TECHNICIANS@,SHAFT MINERS@,BOTANISTS@,RESEARCH DIRECTORS@,CHIEF MEDICAL OFFICERS@,MEDICAL DOCTORS@,CHEMISTS@,GENETICISTS@,VIROLOGISTS@,ROBOTICISTS@,SCIENTISTS@,ASSISTANTS@,BARTENDERS@,CHEFS@,CLOWNS@,MIMES@,CHAPLAINS@,LIBRARIANS@,HEADS OF CREW@,CAPTAINS AND HEADS@,CYBORGS@,ARTIFICAL INTELLIGENCES
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+{
+    "nouns_insult": [
+        "gaylord",
+        "shitcurity",
+        "noob",
+        "comdom",
+        "greyshirt",
+        "tator",
+        "lingbin",
+        "bitch",
+        "whorelord",
+        "cluwne",
+        "monkey",
+        "cheesemonger",
+        "milkdrinker"
+    ],
+    "adjective_objects": [
+        "big",
+        "small",
+        "tiny",
+        "round",
+        "square",
+        "oblong",
+        "colorful",
+        "dull",
+        "shiny",
+        "sparkling",
+        "blinking",
+        "awful"
+    ],
+    "verbs_use": [
+        "touch",
+        "hold",
+        "poke",
+        "punch",
+        "smash",
+        "assault",
+        "wrench",
+        "tickle",
+        "modify",
+        "whack",
+        "beat",
+        "tackle",
+        "destroy"
+    ],
+    "nouns_objects": [
+        "thing",
+        "tool",
+        "whatever",
+        "potential murder weapon",
+        "object",
+        "toy",
+        "device",
+        "whatever"
+    ],
+    "nouns_generic": [
+        "you",
+        "you there",
+        "guy",
+        "person",
+        "dude",
+        "jerk",
+        "officer"
+    ],
+    "curse_words": [
+        "damn",
+        "shit",
+        "arse",
+        "ass",
+        "wank",
+        "jerk",
+        "bitch"
+    ],
+    "adjective_generic": [
+        "nice",
+        "pretty",
+        "ugly",
+        "bad",
+        "okay",
+        "stupid"
+    ],
+    "verbs_move": [
+        "run",
+        "jog",
+        "leg it",
+        "slide",
+        "cheese it",
+        "walk",
+        "stroll",
+        "fly",
+        "scoot",
+        "yakkety",
+        "speed",
+        "fuck off",
+        "escape"
+    ],
+    "verbs_touch": [
+        "pat",
+        "mess with",
+        "absorb",
+        "sneeze on",
+        "inject",
+        "rip",
+        "slap",
+        "grab",
+        "choke"
+    ],
+    "adjective_insult": [
+        "ugly",
+        "repulsive",
+        "dumb",
+        "asian",
+        "mongoloid",
+        "childish",
+        "captain-like",
+        "monkey-like",
+        "whoreish",
+        "dimwit",
+        "jerk-face",
+        "vomit-inducer"
+    ],
+    "nouns_body": [
+        "ass",
+        "head",
+        "face",
+        "arms",
+        "fingers",
+        "toes",
+        "chest",
+        "eyes",
+        "nails",
+        "groin",
+        "stomach",
+        "intestines",
+        "head"
+    ]
+}